英语幽默教程汇总和更新

杰克霍金斯是美国一所学院的橄榄球队教练，他竭力想物色好球员。但是好球员学业不行，院方不愿录取。有一天，教练带着一位优秀的年轻球员去见院长，希望院方同意他免试入学。 [查看全文]

一位妇人发现丈夫回家的时候总是烂醉如泥，她决定为丈夫治好这个毛病。一个万圣节夜里，她穿上一套魔鬼戏服，躲在树后，准备在丈夫返家时拦截他的去路。 [查看全文]

　　"i had an operation," said a man to his friend, "and the doctor left a sponge in me."　　一个男人对他的朋友说... [查看全文]

　　The absent-minded professor shouted: "Kate, come to the blackboard!" Another student says, "Kate is absent, Pro... [查看全文]

麦克上学迟到了。他对布莱克老师说：“对不起，老师，今天早上我迟到了。因为我在梦里观看了一场球赛。”“为什么它会让你迟到呢?”老师问道。 [查看全文]

　　A father was trying to teach his son the evils of alcohol.　　He put one worm in a glass of water and ano... [查看全文]

　　When they’re together, my five-year-old son and his cousin tend to cause mayhem. one Saturday, I put my... [查看全文]

约翰并不是个“好”学生。他总是在上课的时候睡觉。今天他又睡着了。“约翰!”老师生气地喊他。“什么?出什么事了?”约翰醒了。 [查看全文]

英语幽默笑话：不是今天，是前天的 [查看全文]

　　Four best friends met at the hospital since their wives were giving births to their babies. The nurse comes... [查看全文]