英语幽默教程汇总和更新

　　A girl was given a beautiful charm bracelet for her birthday.　　She wore it to school, but nobody noticed i... [查看全文]

　　A lady went to a pet shop to buy a parakeet. She asked the clerk for a bird that could sing.　　The man ... [查看全文]

　　Lady: I'd like to buy a sweater for my dog.　　Clerk: What size?　　Lady: I have no idea.　　Clerk: Well,... [查看全文]

　　One guy goes to a doctor and says, "Doctor, my wife has lost her voice. What should I do to help her get... [查看全文]

　　Two robbers were robbing a hotel. The first robber said, "I hear sirens. Jump!"　　The second one said, "But... [查看全文]

　　A cop pulled a car over on the highway for speeding.　　When he asked for the driver's license, the driv... [查看全文]

　　Employer: In this job we need someone who is responsible.　　Applicant: I'm the one you want. On my last job, every time anything went wrong, they said I was responsible. [查看全文]

　　It was a woman's first time on a plane. She boarded the plane and found herself a window seat.　　After... [查看全文]

　　A woman was singing. One of the guest criticized the singer to the man beside him.　　"What a terrible voice... [查看全文]

　　　Bertha was a very pretty girl. Quite a lot of young men wanted to marry her, but she was not satisfied ... [查看全文]