英语幽默教程汇总和更新

　　我姐姐是一位小学老师。一次一个学生告诉她说一只鸟儿在教室外 的树上垒了个窝。　　是什么鸟呢?我姐姐问她。　　我没看到鸟儿，老师... [查看全文]

　　Is he dying?　　A man was sitting in a bar with tears streaming down his face. A friend walked in and aske... [查看全文]

　　Tragedy　　George W. Bush visits an elementary school and the 4th grade class is in the middle of a discussi... [查看全文]

　　趣味汉语: 班花　　班里公开选举班花。小丽是个才女，但是相貌平平。她大胆地走上讲台，发表自己的竞选演说：各位兄弟姐妹，虽然我长... [查看全文]

　　Bat Problem　　Three pastors in the south were having lunch in a diner. One said, "You know, since summer st... [查看全文]

　　A smart housewife was told that there was a kind of stove which would only consume half of the coal she w... [查看全文]

　　Bill Gates dies in a car accident. He finds himself in purgatory(炼狱) , being sized up by God. Well, Bill,... [查看全文]

　　Writing a Composition　　One day in class, the teacher assigned his students to write a composition -- If I ... [查看全文]

　　George asked the once wellknown wit, Horne Tooke,whether he could play cards.　　Your Majesty, replied Tooke, I... [查看全文]

　　A young businessman had just started his business, and rented a beautiful office. Sitting there, he saw a ma... [查看全文]