> 影视听说 > 影视原声 > 生活大爆炸(11季全) > 生活大爆炸第五季 > 第20篇

生活大爆炸第五季:第10集 Amy上位成Sheldon正牌女友(下)

所属教程:生活大爆炸第五季

浏览:

2018年04月17日

手机版

扫描二维码方便学习和分享

点击查看生活大爆炸第五季更多精彩内容

Wild Bill Witchcock.

荒野女巫柯克

A tribe of Abra Comanches.

阿布拉科曼切部落

Flaming Spittoon.

燃烧的痰盂

And for the record, I'm very disappointed in you cowpokes.

强调一下我对你们这些牛仔很失望

We're playing our inaugural round of Wild West and Witches , and I'm the only one who bothered to dress for the occasion.

这是咱们第一次玩狂野西部女巫居然只有我一个人费尽苦心地穿了应景的服装

Patooie.

我呸

We're not wearing cowboy hats, Sheldon. It looks ridiculous.

我们才不要戴牛仔帽呢谢尔顿看起来好白痴

And I suppose my boots and spurs are ridiculous, too?

这么说我的靴子和马刺也很白痴咯

Yeah. Very. Incredibly so.

是的非常白痴超级白痴

Did it look ridiculous when we got the Satanimals pack and I dressed up as a Beelzebobcat?

那咱们上次玩撒旦动物时我装扮成恶魔猫也很白痴吗

Yeah. Very. Incredibly so.

是的非常白痴超级白痴

All right, fine. Let's just play.

好吧算了咱就纯玩吧

We should go easy on him.Amy's out with Stuart tonight.

咱们今天晚上就饶了他吧艾米今晚跟斯图尔特出去了

Wait a minute.

等会

Are you telling me that Sheldon's patented blend of condescension and no sex isn't enough to hold on to a woman?

你是说谢尔顿的不可一世和无性交往的专利留不住一个女人吗

Cluck, cluck, cluck. What are we, ladies at a quilting bee?

傻笑傻笑傻笑咱是聚在一起缝棉被的家庭妇女吗

Or are we men playing a fantasy card game set in a magical frontier town?

还是正在玩一个背景设在魔幻边境的魔幻桌游的一群男人

Sorry. Creepy Tepee.

抱歉诡异帐篷

Annie Ogly.

奇丑安妮

Hocus Pocus Pocahontas.And may I point out it is the three of you who are obsessed with Stuart and Amy, not me. I think you need to ask yourselves who's really being ridiculous here.

容我说一句你们仨真是皇帝不急太监急你们才该扪心自问一下究竟谁才是白痴

It's you. You are. Totally you.

你是你绝对是你

Hey, guys, check it out.The deluxe limited edition Wild West and Witches expansion pack in the signed and numbered collector's tin.

伙计们看呀这是装在金属盒里附上签名的豪华限量版的狂野西部女巫

Come on, no! We just bought the regular pack.

不是吧我们刚买了平装版

Ooh, a sheriff's badge.

是警徽

Yeah, it's also a wand.

没错还是根魔杖

With a hologram? Nice!

还有全息图呢真漂亮

Hey, do you see this?

你看见没

I'm in the matrix, Leonard; I see everything.

我在矩阵里莱纳德我什么都看得见

You got to be kidding me. You friended Stuart on Facebook?

你搞什么你在Facebook加了斯图尔特为好友

I thought you didn't like Facebook anymore.

你不是不喜欢玩Facebook了嘛

Don't be silly. I'm a fan of anything that tries to replace actual human contact.

别傻了我喜欢一切试图取代人类面对面接触的东西

Please. You're looking at Facebook to find out how their date went.

拜托你上Facebook就为看他们约会得如何

Really? You think I care if a man, what,shared a pumpkin latte with a dynamite lady?

真的吗我觉得我会关心一个大男人跟一位绝世美女分享一杯南瓜拿铁吗

You're so full of it.

你真是醋劲十足

You are free to believe whatever you like.

随便你怎么想

And unfriend Rajesh Koothrappali.

取消和拉杰什·库萨帕里的好友关系

You unfriended me? Seriously?

你取消了和我的好友关系真的吗

Oh, yeah. Now he's gonna miss all those great updates like, I can't believe I waited this long to make my own potpourri

这下坏了他这下就要错过你的精彩更新了像是我真不敢相信我居然等了这么久才整理出我的个人文集“

Sheldon, why don't you just acknowledge that you have feelings for Amy and you don't want her going out with other men?

谢尔顿你何不直接承认你喜欢艾米而且你不想她跟其他男人约会呢

And unfriend Leonard Hofstadter.

解除和莱纳德·霍夫斯塔德的好友关系

Here's a radical thought.Go old school, challenge Stuart to a fight. I mean, nothing makes the ladies hotter than two skinny white guys swatting at each other with their eyes closed.

我有个激进点的主意你干脆采取老一套跟斯图尔特决斗吧没有什么能比两个瘦骨嶙峋的白人男子闭着眼猛敲对方更能让一个女人热血沸腾的了

And unfriend Howard Wolowitz.

解除与霍华德·沃罗威茨的好友关系

That's all of us. Can I use the laptop?

咱们都被删了电脑借我用一下吧

Why?

干嘛

I have to buy that stupid collector's tin.

我要买那个傻逼收集版的游戏

Who do we love? Penny.

我们大家都爱谁佩妮

Who do we love? Penny.

我们大家都爱谁佩妮

Who do we love? Penny.

我们大家都爱谁佩妮

Hello, Sheldon.Come on in.

你好呀谢尔顿进来吧

Thank you.

谢谢

What's up?

怎么了

I came to ask if you would like to go on a date with me.

我是来问你愿不愿意跟我约会的

I'm sorry, what?

抱歉你说什么

A date.You and me.Dining, dancing,perhaps you'd like to take in a prizefight.

约会你跟我共进晚餐跳舞没准你会有兴趣参加个职业拳击赛什么的

God, are you trying to make Amy jealous?

天啊你是想让艾米吃醋吗

No. Why is everyone so obsessed with Amy and Stuart?

不是为何大家这么关心艾米和斯图尔特呢

Whether or not they may be having more pumpkin lattes or intercourse tonight.

讨论他们今晚是否会继续喝南瓜拿铁或今晚是否会发生关系

Okay, listen to me. Playing games is not gonna help get Amy back.

好吧听我说耍把戏是不会帮你把艾米抢回来的

I am not trying to get her back.

我没准备把她抢回来

But, out of curiosity, what is a way?

不过纯属好奇怎么才能把她抢回来呢

All right, honey, let me tell you a story.

好吧亲爱的我给你讲个故事吧

There was a guy I liked, and I never told him how I felt.Eventually, he started going out with someone else,and I always regretted it.

我喜欢过一个男人但从未对他表白过最终他开始跟别人约会于是我一直很后悔

Do you see where I'm going with this?

你明白我的意思了吗

I believe I do.

我想是的

I'm the guy.

我就是你暗恋的那个人

You're not the guy.

不是你

Are you sure?That would explain so much. Your constant presence in my apartment, that baffling dalliance with Leonard just to be near me,the way you call me sweetie all the time.

你确定吗这就解释了一切你总是赖在我家不走你和莱纳德厮混也只是为了靠近我还有你一直叫我亲爱的

I call everyone sweetie.

我见谁都叫亲爱的

You tramp.

你个荡妇

Look, Sheldon, all I'm saying is strap on a pair and go talk to Amy.

谢尔顿我的意思是带点种去找艾米谈谈吧

Strap on a pair?

带什么

Of what, skates?

系鞋带吗

Oh, sweetie, you are so not the guy.

亲爱的绝对不是你

If you're bored, you can go.I understand.

无聊的话你可以先走我完全理解

No, I'm having a nice time.

不我看得很开心

Don't patronize me.

别屈尊安慰我了

Excuse me. Excuse me. Pardon me.Pardon me. Excuse me.

抱歉借过不好意思不好意思借过

Hi, Stuart.

嗨斯图尔特

Hi, Sheldon.

嗨谢尔顿

Pardon me... Excuse me...

借过一下不好意思

Sheldon, what are you doing here?

谢尔顿你来干嘛

The thought of you sitting in a darkened theater with a character like Stuart is repellent.

我只要一想到你跟斯图尔特那厮坐在漆黑的影院中一股厌恶之情就油然而生

No offense, Stuart.

无意冒犯斯图尔特

None taken.

我没在意

Although repellent is kind of a... kind of a strong word.

虽然厌恶这词儿...有点重了

I'm sorry this causes you discomfort, but based on the currently established parameters of our relationship,I can put myself in any repellent situation I want.

抱歉让你不快了但基于我们关系目前的既定参数只要我乐意我可以做任何让你厌恶的事情

Um, again...

我再说一遍...

Stuart, please. You're being rude.

拜托斯图尔特你这样很无礼

Anything else?

还有什么话要说吗

I believe I would like to alter the paradigm of our relationship.

我想改变我俩的关系模式

I'm listening.

我洗耳恭听

With the understanding that nothing changes whatsoever,physical or otherwise,

基于无论如何都维持原状的共识包括身体或其他方面

I would not object to us no longer characterizing you as not my girlfriend.

我将不会不同意也不再把你定位为不是我女朋友

Interesting. Now try it without the quadruple negative.

有意思现在把不字去掉再给我说一遍

You're being impossible.

你别得寸进尺

Hi, Stuart.

嗨斯图尔特

Fine.

好吧

Amy...

艾米

will you be my girlfriend?

你愿意做我女朋友吗

Yes. Well, that's enough of that.Sorry to interrupt.You two enjoy your date.

愿意好这样就够了抱歉打扰你们了祝两位约会愉快

Here's a dollar for your troubles.Get yourself some Sour Patch Kids.

给你一块钱就当我给你添麻烦了自己去买点酸软糖吃吧

Excuse me... Excuse me... Pardon me...

不好意思借过一下抱歉

So, other than you taking your relationship to the next level with another guy, this was nice.

除了让你和另一个家伙的关系更近一步之外今晚还是很美好的

Yes, well, thanks for seeing me to my door.

是啊谢谢送我到家门口

Oh, you're welcome.

不客气

Amy. Amy. Amy.

艾米艾米艾米

Let's wrap things up out there.

外面解决好再进门

Um, good night, Stuart.

晚安斯图尔特

Good night.

晚安

Take the hint, Stuart.The lady said Good night

别装傻了斯图尔特人家都说晚安了

How did you get into my apartment?

你怎么进来我家的

Is that the kind of nagging I can expect now that you're my girlfriend?

是不是你成了我女朋友从今往后我就要听这种唠叨呀

Good thing I drew this up.

幸好我起草好合同了

What's that?

那是什么

I present to you the relationship agreement.

我给你拿来了《恋爱合同》

A binding covenant that, in its 31 pages,enumerates, iterates and codifies the rights and responsibilities of Sheldon Lee Cooper,here and after known as the boyfriend,

这是份有约束力的契约书在这31页里列举重申并整理出谢尔顿·李·库珀的权利与义务以下简称男友

and Amy Farrah Fowler,here and after known as the girlfriend

艾米·菲拉·福勒的权利义务以下简称女友

It's so romantic.

这真是太浪漫了

Mutual indemnification always is.

你我一向都是相补的

Why don't you start perusing while I set up my notary stamp.

在我准备公证人印章时你可以开始阅读条款了

Section 5: Hand holding.

第五条牵手

Hand holding is only allowed under the following circumstances.