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第九季:第4集 谢尔顿寻找完美室友(上)

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What a wonderful day, thank you.

今天真是玩得太开心了,谢谢

Oh, we're glad you had fun.

你开心就好

Blue Icees and a trip to The Container Store?

喝了蓝色冰沙,还去了趟容器大卖场

It's like I died and went to the postmortem,neuroninduced hallucination commonly mistaken as heaven.

感觉就像我死了,进入了死后脑神经元诱发的幻觉,也就是俗称天堂的地方

I still don't understand why you bought that pillcaddie.You're a young man.

我还是不明白你为什么会买那个药盒,你好好一个年轻人

Age is a state of mind, Leonard.In here I'm 90.

莱纳德,年龄是一种心理状态,我这儿已经90岁了

Why are you taking your bins over there?

你为什么把你的箱子带去那边

That's just where I need them. You know, she doesn'thave a lot of closet space.

我就是买来放这边的啊,因为她家衣柜空间不太够

What's wrong with your closet?

你自己房里的衣柜怎么了

Well, honey, you know, now that Leonard and I aremarried, it kind of makes sense that we actually live together.

亲爱的,我和莱纳德现在结婚了,我们真的住在一起也合情合理

So that's all this day was? A plan to butter me up before delivering badnews?Come on, buddy.

原来今天是这么个节奏,先礼后兵,图穷匕见。兄弟,别这样

No, I thought we were friends.You asked for a sip ofmy Icee.

少来这套,我还以为我们是朋友呢,你想喝一口我的冰沙

If you had your own straw, I might've said yes.

如果当时你自己有吸管,我可能就答应了呢

Sheldon, please, we already feel bad about this.

谢尔顿别这样,我们本来就过意不去了

You know what they don't sell at The ContainerStore?Something large enough to contain my disappointment.

你知道容器大卖场里没有卖什么吗?大到可以装下我满心失望的东西

Although, if anyone did,it would be them.

如果世上真的有卖,那肯定是它们那里

Thank you for letting me come speak with you.Ofcourse.

谢谢你让我来跟你谈谈心。这有什么

As my relationships with Penny and Amy are currentlystrained,I'm turning to you for female comfort and encouragement.

鉴于最近我跟佩妮与艾米的关系紧张,所以我得转而向你寻求女性的安慰与鼓励

I'm honored.I tried reaching out to my mother,but shewas in Bible study.Leonard's mother is on a book tour.

我很荣幸。我试着找过我妈,可是她在上查经班,莱纳德的母亲在巡回签书途中

My MeeMaw was taking a nap, and after a while Siristarted repeating her answers.So, I'm your seventh choice.

我姥姥在睡午觉,而且一段时间后, Siri的答案开始重复了。所以我是你的第七选择

Yeah, I know, top ten, pretty exciting.

对啊,进入前十了呢,很激动吧

How can I help you?

我可以帮你什么呢

Well, in addition to Amy leaving me, Leonard's movingin with Penny. It's difficult not to feel abandoned.

在艾米离开我之后,莱纳德也要搬去跟佩妮同住了,我难免会觉得自己被人抛弃

Well, why don't you look at this as an opportunity?Youhad other roommates before Leonard.Maybe this is a chance to find someone new.

你何不把这个危机看成转机呢?你在莱纳德来之前也有过室友啊,或许这是你寻找新室友的机会

Perhaps I could find someone better thanLeonard.Someone I can rub in his face.

或许我可以找到比莱纳德更棒的人,找个让他吃醋咬手绢儿的人

Chris Pratt's all the rage right now.I wonder how he'dfeel about taking the smaller bedroom.

克里斯·帕拉特最近挺火的,不知道他能不能接受住进家里小的卧室

You know who would be the perfect roommate?Gandalf,but he's a smoker.

你知道谁会是完美的室友吗?《魔戒》里的甘道夫,可是他抽烟斗

Stuart.He's been living with us for a while now. I'msure he'd love to get us out of his hair.

斯图尔特,他已经跟我们同住一阵子了,我相信他也一定很想摆脱我们

Nope, couldn't be happier.

并没有,快乐得不得了

Well, Sheldon's looking for a...Nope.

谢尔顿在找个新...不要

He'll think about it. No I won't!

他会再考虑的,才不会呢

Have you seen this Archie comic? It's actually Archieversus Predator.

你看过这本《阿奇漫画》吗?其实是阿奇大战铁血战士

How could Archie defeat Predator?

阿奇怎么打得过铁血战士啊

I don't know.Maybe Jughead's a Terminator.

我也不知道,说不定阿奇的死党其实是终结者

Hey, Stuart.Do you guys know any musicians?Why?

斯图尔特,你们俩有认识玩音乐的人吗?怎么了

I was thinking it might be cool to have live musichere a few nights a week. You know, give this place more of a "staying inbusiness" vibe.

我在想如果店里面每周有几天有乐队现场演出,就是让店里更有"还没倒闭"感一点

What kind of music are you thinking of?

你想要哪一类的音乐

I like all kinds of music,but my favorite genre isfree.

我什么音乐都喜欢,但最喜欢的是"免费"那一类

Hey, we've always talked about playing together.

我们总说要搞个乐队

Well, it could be fun to try a little acoustic thing.Oh, we could play "filk" music.

这应该挺有意思,搞个美声乐团之类的。我们也可以玩科谣啊

What's that? It's been around for years.It's like folkmusic, but with a scifi/fantasy theme.

那是什么?其实这种音乐已存在挺久了,就是民谣音乐,但歌曲是科幻/幻想主题

I like it.It sounds exactly like something I shouldn'tbe expected to pay for.

我喜欢,听起来就像是我不用担心会要花钱的音乐

Dude, if we do this, we're gonna need a cool bandname.

兄弟,如果要玩这个,那得取个屌炸天的团名

You know, I've actually had one I've been sitting onfor years. Really?

其实我心里有个深藏已久的乐队名。真的吗

It was for this power trio I tried to put together injunior high, but I was short two friends.

本来是为我初中组的三人摇滚乐队取的,可我当年一缺二

What is it? Footprints on the Moon. I just got chills.So did I. Me, too.

叫什么?月球足迹。好听得我都起鸡皮(发冷)了。我也是,我也是

But I-I might have Lyme Disease.

但也有可能是我得了莱姆病(发烧/发冷是这种疾病的症状之一)

Just a few more signatures, and we'll be finished.Initialhere to acknowledge that you've returned your key.Okay.

再签几个名,就大功告成了,这里签首字母缩写,确认已归还钥匙,好的

As my future neighbor,I'd like you to have a key.

作为我未来的邻居,我希望你能留一把我家钥匙

Initial here to acknowledge you received it.I'm proudof you. You're taking this really well.

这里签首字母缩写,确认已拿钥匙。我要给你点赞,你还挺能接受这件事

Well, it's not like I'm never going to see you twoagain.

毕竟又不是再也见不到你们俩了

Which brings us to article 23 subsection C pleasecheck here to reserve your spot at the ten year roommate reunion.

请看到第23条第C款,请在这里签名来预留十年后室友团聚会的位子

Do I really have to do that now?

我现在就得搞这些吗

No, but if you want chicken and get stuck with thefish, that's on you.All right.

不用啊,但如果到时你想吃鸡肉结果只剩鱼肉,那只能怪你自己了,好的

Oh, and lastly, please initial here to confirm thatownership of the living room couch is hereby transferred to me

对了,最后在这里签首字母来确认客厅沙发的所有权在此转让给我

in perpetuity all throughout the universe and allalternate universes except for those universes where owning a couch isforbidden by the hive queen.

在所有宇宙中永远都是我的,以及错列宇宙中也是,除了那些虫族母皇下令禁止拥有沙发的宇宙里

In which case, all glory to the hive queen. All right,now all that's left is for us to sign and date the document, and we willofficially no longer be roommates.

那种情况下,一切荣耀皆奉献给母皇。好了,最后只剩下签上名,写上日期,我们就正式解除室友关系了

What's the matter? It's harder than I thought. Let mehelp you. Leon...That helped.

怎么了?比我想象中困难。我来帮你,艹来...的确"帮"到我了

So I have an idea for a filk song.

我有个科谣歌曲的点子

Kind of a, a power ballad, superhero crossover tale ofepic proportions.

算是,超级英雄穿越大事记传说的力量民谣

Is it cold in here, 'cause, oh, my.

屋里是不是有点冷,我冷(爽)到激凸了

Okay, so it's a, it's a David and Goliath story. It'sabout man against God.

类似大卫挑战歌利亚这类的故事,就是所谓的人神大战

It's called "Hammer and Whip: The Untold Story ofThor versus Indiana Jones."

就叫"锤子和鞭子不为人知的秘事之雷神索尔大战印第安纳琼斯"

Thor versus Indiana Jones? You just blew my filkingmind.

雷神索尔大战印第安纳琼斯,你让我的科谣心热血沸腾

Okay, I don't have it all worked out yet,but I wasthinking something like, um...

好啦,我还没创作完整首歌,但脑海已经有几句旋律了

Oh, Indy, Oh, Indy, The skies are so windy, Is that aflying man with a killer bod? Wait, that's no man It's a Norse god.

印第,印第今天风好大,空中有飞人,体格赞到爆,且慢,原来不是人,而是北欧神

Oh yes, definitely. Hang on. Thunder clapped as Thor raised his mighty hammer,Indy rapped,

"That's one bad mammajamma." 相当不错啊,等我来一段,电闪雷鸣,只因索尔举起锤子,印弟饶舌,好一个屌炸天的神"?

That-that is so good! Right? Mammajamma just came tome.Okay, and here's the hook.

"接得太棒了, 是吧,这词张口就来了,副歌是这样

Thor and Dr. Jonesm,Thor and Dr. Jones, one plays withlightning ,the other plays with bones

雷神索尔和博士琼斯,雷神索尔和博士琼斯,一个喜欢玩闪电,一个喜欢玩骨头

Oh, man, that rocks.Hey, remember The Ark of theCovenant? Yeah?

老天,这歌屌爆了,还记得《法柜奇兵》第一部吗?怎么了

That's how much we're gonna melt people's faces off.

我们的音乐能把人们的脸熔化成那样

I appreciate your interest in the apartment.I justneed to ask you a few standard questions. Sure.

很感谢你对我的公寓感兴趣,我需要循例问几个问题,好的

It says here you're a chemist. Which element on theperiodic table do you feel is too big for its britches?

你说你是一位化学家,那你觉得元素周期表上的哪个元素最被人吹过头

Is that supposed to be a joke?

你是在跟我开玩笑吗

Looks like argon's not the only one with an attitudeproblem.

看来氩元素不是唯一一个态度有问题的人(音似骄傲自大arrogant)

In general, would you say that you smell better, worseor the same as you do right now?

通常情况下,你身上的体味跟现在的体味比是更好,更糟,还是一样

I was going to ask you what is the best fruit, butthen I realized what I want to ask you is why is there a BandAid on yourforearm,

我本来想问你最棒的水果是什么,然后我意识到,我想问你的其实是为什么你的前臂会贴有创口贴

but then I realized what I really want to ask you isjust can you just go?

但后来我又意识到,我最想问你的其实是麻烦你快走好吗

You're healthy. You have a job in the sciences. I'vegot to say, if this credit report comes back good, you're the frontrunner.

你很健康,你从事科学工作,不得不说,如果信用报告结果良好,你就是我的第一人选

I'm not gonna be your roommate, Sheldon.

我不会当你的室友,谢尔顿

But I met with 11 people, and they all walked out. Andthat Hollywood phony Chris Pratt never tweeted me back.

可我见了11个人,最后他们都走了,那个好莱坞伪君子克里斯·帕拉特也没有回我推特

I'm sure you'll find somebody else.

我相信你一定会找到合适的人选

I suppose. What happened to me, Amy? Years ago I wascompletely disengaged from my feelings.

希望吧,我到底怎么了,艾米?数年前我没有任何情感

I'd say it was a happier time, but I was disengagedfrom my feelings, so who can tell?

我想说那时的我更快乐,但当时我没有情感,所以谁知道呢

I don't know how to help you.You know, feelings are apart of life.

我不知道该怎么帮你,情感是生活的一部分

They didn't used to be. You and Leonard and Penny,youall poisoned me with emotions.

过去并非如此,莱纳德,佩妮和你,你们用情感毒害我

I was like the Tin Man, perfectly content until thatevil Wizard gave him a heart.

当时的我就像铁皮人,对现状非常满足,直到邪恶的巫师给了他一颗心

I don't think that was the point of the movie.

我觉得《绿野仙踪》的中心思想不是这样

Fine, then I was like Pinocchio before that jerkGeppetto went and made him a real boy.There you go.

好吧,那我就像木偶皮诺曹,却被混蛋老木匠杰佩托变成了一个真正的男孩,这话说对了

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