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第十一季 第二十四集[本季终] |
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All right, Saturday is the big day. |
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好啦 周六就是大日子了 |
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A lot of people thought this would never come. |
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很多人曾以为这一天永远不会到来 |
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I may have been one of those people. |
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其实我也曾是其中一员 |
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I may have been one of those people. |
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其实我也曾是其中一员 |
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Wait, wait, are we talking about the wedding? |
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等等 是在说我们的婚礼吗 |
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- Yes. - ?Oh, yeah, I was definitely one of those people. |
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是的-那对 我也绝对曾是其中一员 |
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And yet, here we are. |
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但现在我们走到这一步了 |
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Now, we got a lot of family coming in tomorrow. |
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明天会有会有很多亲朋好友来 |
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I'm gonna need everyone's help. |
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我会需要大家的协助 |
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Think of this as one of your comic book movies. |
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就把这个当做是你们的那种漫画电影吧 |
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There's a bunch of superheroes, each with a different task. |
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有一群超级英雄 每个人都有不同职责 |
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Oh, like the new Avengers. |
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就像是新的《复仇者联盟》吗 |
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Which one was that? |
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是哪一部来着 |
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The one you slept through last weekend. |
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就是你上周末在电影院里看到睡着那部 |
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Oh, that was a good nap. |
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我睡得可香了 |
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I-I think it's more like, uh, like Lord of the Rings, |
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我觉得 这更像是《指环王》 |
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and you're the Fellowship. |
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而你们就是护戒使者 |
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Uh, someone's got to go to Gondor, |
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有人得去刚铎 |
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someone's got to go to Mordor, |
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有人得去魔多 |
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someone's got to hold off the demon of shadow and flame. |
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有人得去阻挡影与炎之恶魔 |
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You mean the Balrog? |
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你是说炎魔吗 |
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I mean my mother. |
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我是说我老母 |
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That is a perfect metaphor, Amy. |
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艾米 这个比喻超棒 |
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Thank you. |
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谢谢 |
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Because it also involves a ring |
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因为这还包含了一个 |
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that binds me in servitude forever. |
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将会永远奴役我的戒指 |
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Aw, he said forever. |
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他说永远呢 |
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That was Wil Wheaton. |
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刚才是威尔·惠顿 |
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He's really excited about tomorrow. |
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他很期待明天的婚礼呢 |
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As am I. |
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我也是 |
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If you'd have told me as a child that an actor from Star Trek |
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如果你在我小时候告诉我 |
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would be officiating my wedding, I would've said, |
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会有《星际旅行》的演员帮我证婚 我会说 |
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Ooh, William Shatner? |
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是柯克舰长威廉·夏特纳吗 |
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And if you'd have said, "No, Wil Wheaton," |
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而如果你说"不是 是威尔·惠顿" |
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I'd have said, "Well, did you even try William Shatner?" |
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那我会回"那你试过请威廉·夏特纳吗" |
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And if you'd have said, |
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而如果你回 |
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Yes, but he costs too much money, |
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试过 可是他出场费太贵 |
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I'd have said, "Ah, well, Wil Wheaton's good, too." |
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那我会说"行吧 威尔·惠顿也可以啦" |
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Why do you keep tying and untying that bow tie? |
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你为什么一直在鼓捣那个领结啊 |
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I can't seem to get it even. |
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我怎么绑都不对称 |
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Well, I don't think it's supposed to be even. |
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那个应该不会是对称的 |
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Sometimes a little asymmetry looks good. |
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有时候稍微不对称反而更好看 |
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In the Renaissance, they called it "Sprezzatura." |
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在文艺复兴时代 他们称之为"潇洒不羁" |
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The Renaissance? |
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文艺复兴吗 |
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Amy, you know I'm more of an Enlightenment person. |
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艾米 你明知道我更喜欢启蒙运动 |
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17-18世纪的一场哲学与文化运动 又称启蒙时代 |
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该运动相信理性发展知识可以解决人类实存的基本问题 |
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At some point, we have to decide |
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总有一天 我们会需要决定 |
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how we want to raise the children. |
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该怎么养育我们的孩子 |
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So are you feeling okay? |
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你感觉还好吗 |
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No wedding jitters? |
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会有婚前恐惧吗 |
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No. |
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没有 |
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There is nothing in the world |
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世上没有任何人事物 |
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that would stop me from marrying you tomorrow, |
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能够阻止我在明天娶你 |
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even me from the future coming back to prevent the wedding |
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那怕是未来的我穿越回来阻止婚礼 |
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and the subsequent birth of a child who will destroy humanity. |
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从而阻止我们未来会毁灭人类孩子的降生 |
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Because if you came from the future, |
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因为如果你从未来回来 |
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that would mean you already went through with the wedding |
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那就表示你已经在过去结完婚了 |
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because you believe that time travel is on a closed loop. |
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因为你相信时间旅行的命定悖论 |
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I love you so damn much. |
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我真是太他妈爱你了 |
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Uh, Mr. Fowler, are you okay back there? |
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福勒先生 在后面坐得还舒服吗 |
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Do you need more air? |
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需要开窗透气吗 |
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He's fine. |
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他很好 |
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I'm surprised Amy didn't pick us up. |
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真没想到艾米不来接我们 |
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Oh, well, you know, |
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哎呀 你也懂的 |
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she's pretty busy the day before her wedding. |
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大婚之日前一天很多事情要忙 |
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Too busy for her mother? |
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忙到老妈都可以放一旁吗 |
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She used to be such a devoted daughter. |
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想当年她是多么以母为天的女儿啊 |
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Now she's just waiting for me to die so she can get my china. |
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她现在就等着我死 好继承我的上好瓷器 |
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Thank you again for picking us up. |
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再次谢谢你来接我们 |
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My pleasure, Mrs. Cooper. |
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这是我的荣幸 库珀太太 |
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You know, our driver to the airport |
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我们去机场时的司机先生 |
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was also a Indian fella. |
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也是个印度小伙呢 |
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Mom... |
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妈 |
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Oh, so now it's racist to notice when somebody's Indian. |
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这年头注意到人家是印度人就是种族歧视吗 |
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I don't think it's racist. I noticed you were both white. |
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我不觉得有歧视 我也注意到你们俩都是白人啊 |
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See? You'll have to excuse her. |
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你看吧 你多多谅解她 |
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She's just pregnant and hormonal. |
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她现在怀孕 荷尔蒙过多在说胡话 |
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Oh, yeah, congratulations on baby number two. |
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是呢 恭喜你怀第二胎啊 |
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Yeah. Whoopie. |
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对对对 真好啊 |
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Her husband would be here, |
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她丈夫本来也能来 |
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but he stayed home to watch their older son, |
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可是他得在家照顾他们大儿子 |
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so e-everything's fine! |
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所以一切都没问题 |
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Stop it. |
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得了吧 |
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We're separated. |
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我们分居了 |
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You don't say. |
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真"没"想到啊 美女 |
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So, you're Sheldon's big brother. |
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你是谢尔顿的大哥啊 |
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Uh, yeah. He got the brains. |
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是啊 他有聪明脑袋 |
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I got the bod. |
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我有完美身材 |
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And the face and the hair. |
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帅气脸庞 还有一头秀发 |
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I like your accent. |
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我喜欢你的口音 |
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Sheldon, did you used to sound like that? |
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谢尔顿 你以前也有那种口音吗 |
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Can you still? |
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现在还能有吗 |
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I can. I will not. |
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我可以说 但我才不要 |
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Amy, you said something about my bow tie |
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艾米 你早先对我领结发表的见解 |
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that I can't stop thinking about. |
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让我忍不住一直回味 |
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Don't you mean... |
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你想说的不该是... |
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Y'all said something 'bout my bow tie? |
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你们说我领结啥了[德州腔] |
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Go on, say it. |
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来嘛 说啊 |
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Say it. |
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让你说 |
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Hey, guys, look who I have. |
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大家看看我带谁来了 |
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Hey, Shelly. |
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谢利 |
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I'm so glad you made it, Missy. |
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米希 你能到真是太好了 |
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This is my fiancee, Amy. |
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这是我未婚妻艾米 |
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Amy, this is my sister. |
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艾米 这是我姐姐 |
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If I ever need a kidney, this is where you get it. |
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如果我哪天需要换肾 你可以去找她 |
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It's so nice to meet you. |
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很高兴见到你 |
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I've always wanted a sister. |
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我一直想要一个姐妹 |
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Really? Why? |
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是吗 为什么 |
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I love you, too, Sheldon. |
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我也爱你 谢尔顿 |
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Really? Why? |
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是吗 为什么 |
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Where's Mom? |
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妈妈在哪儿 |
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Uh, she wanted to stop by the hotel and freshen up, |
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她想先去酒店梳洗一下 |
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and then call her pastor to pray for Missy's soul. |
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然后打给她的牧师为米希的灵魂祷告 |
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Oh, my God. |
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要老命了 |
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There's mama's girl. |
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妈妈的乖女儿 |
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Hi, Mom. |
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妈 你来啦 |
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Oh, Larry, look at her! |
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拉里 你瞧瞧她 |
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Can you believe our little lamb is finally getting married? |
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你能相信我们的小羊羔终于要嫁人了吗 |
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He can't believe it. |
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他肯定不信 |
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And neither can I. |
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我也不敢相信 |
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Hi, Dad. How you doing? |
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爸 你还好吗 |
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What the hell is that? |
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这是什么玩意 |
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Come on, you know this one. |
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拜托 你明明就懂 |
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It's a... |
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这是一只... |
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dog. |
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狗子啊 |
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I found him in the backyard. |
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我在后院发现它 |
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And don't worry, I already called the owner. |
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别担心 我已经打给它的主人了 |
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Good, 'cause we don't need a dog. |
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很好 咱们家不需要狗 |
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We already have two babies, you and Stuart. |
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因为已经有两个娃 你和斯图尔特了 |
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That's probably him. |
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估计是狗主人来了 |
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Hi. |
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你好 |
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I'm gonna need a minute. |
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给我一分钟 |
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曾在电影《星球大战》系列中扮演主角卢克·天行者 |
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That's Mark Hamill! |
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那是马克·哈米尔啊 |
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Hello. |
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你好 |
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Thank you so much for finding this guy. |
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非常感谢你找到了这个小家伙 |
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Oh, my goodness. |
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我的老天 |
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Hey, Bark. How are you, buddy? |
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巴克[汪汪] 你还好吗 小家伙 |
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Y-Your dog's name is Bark? |
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你家狗的名字是巴克吗 |
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Yeah. |
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是的 |
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Bark Hamill? |
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巴克·哈米尔吗 |
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Yeah. Well, I let the fans name him online. |
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没错 我在网上让粉丝给他取名 |
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I got lucky, though. |
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不过我还算走运 |
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He was almost Honey Baked Hamill. |
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他差点就要叫蜂蜜烤火腿·哈喇米尔 |
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Anyway, thanks so much. |
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总而言之 非常感谢 |
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I-I want to give you a reward for finding him. |
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你帮我找到他 我一定要好好酬谢你 |
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Oh, no, I couldn't take your money. |
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不用了 我不能拿你的钱 |
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It's just an honor to meet you. |
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见到你已经是我的荣幸了 |
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No. No, please. |
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拜托 别客气 |
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You don't know what this dog means to me, |
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你不知道这只狗对我来说多重要 |
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and I thought he was gone for good. |
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我还以为再也看不见他了呢 |
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Please? There must be something I can do for you. |
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请说吧 肯定有什么我可以帮上忙的地方 |
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Anything. |
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什么都行 |
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Oh, you're gonna regret that. |
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你肯定会后悔说出这句话 |
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Hey, dude. |
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哥们 |
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Dude? |
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哥们吗 |
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Yeah, you know, just want you to know |
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是啊 就想让你知道 |
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that I don't think of you as a woman. |
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我没有把你当女人看 |
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Oh, perfect. I don't think of you as a man. |
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太好了 我也没有把你当男人看 |
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Great. |
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太棒了 |
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So, as two genderless blobs of human flesh, |
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所以作为两具无性别的肉身 |
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how would you like to go |
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你跟我一起去参加 |
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to Sheldon and Amy's wedding with me? |
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谢尔顿和艾米的婚礼怎么样 |
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Oh, Stuart. |
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斯图尔特 |
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Look, I appreciate that, but it just might be |
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感谢你的邀请 但这可能 |
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a little weird, considering you're my boss. |
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有点怪 毕竟你是我老板 |
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Guess who's gonna officiate Sheldon and Amy's wedding! |
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猜猜谁要为谢尔顿和艾米证婚 |
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Mark Hamill! |
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马克·哈米尔 |
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Luke Skywalker is gonna be at the wedding! |
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卢克·天行者将会在婚礼上出现 |
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You'll need to buy me a dress. |
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我出席穿的裙子你来买 |
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And did you know that my Amy |
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你们知道我家艾米 |
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著名的美国女性飞行员 |
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played Amelia Earhart in the eighth grade? |
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曾在八年级的时候扮演阿梅莉亚·埃尔哈特吗 |
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Amy, you never said you were in a school play. |
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艾米 你从未说过你演过校园话剧 |
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Oh, no, no, at home. |
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不不 是在家演 |
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I'd never let her do a school play. |
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我绝不会让她参演校园话剧 |
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Those kids just take drugs and have intercourse. |
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那些孩子只会吸毒和交配 |
| 0,0:08:03.27, |
You know, Amy still does some performing. |
| |
艾米现在还有在表演啊 |
| 0,0:08:05.61, |
She and Sheldon do an Internet show about flags. |
| |
她和谢尔顿有个关于旗帜的网络节目 |
| 0,0:08:08.51, |
Amy? |
| |
艾米 |
| 0,0:08:10.19, |
V-Videos on the Internet? |
| |
网络视频吗 |
| 0,0:08:13.69, |
You know what men use those for. |
| |
你明知男人用那些视频干什么 |
| 0,0:08:17.17, |
If you're talking about Fun with Flags, |
| |
如果你是在说《有趣的旗帜》 |
| 0,0:08:18.89, |
I use it to go to sleep. |
| |
我一般用来助眠 |
| 0,0:08:22.03, |
Sheldon, you're awfully quiet. |
| |
谢尔顿 你真是出奇地安静啊 |
| 0,0:08:23.32, |
Are you okay? |
| |
你没事吧 |
| 0,0:08:24.66, |
Oh. Oh, I'm sorry. |
| |
抱歉抱歉 |
| 0,0:08:26.65, |
I was thinking about string theory. |
| |
我刚才在思考弦理论 |
| 0,0:08:28.44, |
But catch me up. What'd I miss? |
| |
跟我说说 我都错过什么了 |
| 0,0:08:31.90, |
Are you seeing this, Larry? |
| |
你看见了吗 拉里 |
| 0,0:08:34.05, |
These are the people I'm gonna have to live with after you're dead. |
| |
等你死后 我得跟这种人生活在一起 |
| 0,0:08:43.39, |
Welcome, Bert. Don't you look nice. |
| |
欢迎 伯特 一身西装好帅啊 |
| 0,0:08:45.84, |
Yeah. Like a geode, I clean up good. |
| |
是啊 就像紫晶洞 处理过后换发迷人光彩 |
| 0,0:08:50.30, |
Don't you crack a geode open? |
| |
紫晶洞通常不都是破开来观赏的吗 |
| 0,0:08:52.14, |
It's not a perfect metaphor. |
| |
我也没说我的比喻很完美啊 |
| 0,0:08:56.24, |
Oh, my God. |
| |
老天 |
| 0,0:08:57.39, |
- Is that Mark Hamill? - Yeah. |
| |
那不是马克·哈米尔吗-是的 |
| 0,0:08:59.30, |
Oh, my God. |
| |
我的老天 |
| 0,0:09:00.27, |
- Is that... - Bert, go find your seat! |
| |
那不是...-伯特 找你座位坐下 |
| 0,0:09:03.93, |
W-What is he doing here? |
| |
他怎么会来这里 |
| 0,0:09:05.32, |
I found his dog |
| |
我捡到了他的狗 |
| 0,0:09:06.67, |
and guilted him into officiating the wedding. |
| |
然后用人情压力拐他来主持这场婚礼 |
| 0,0:09:08.99, |
Don't tell Sheldon. It's a surprise. |
| |
别告诉谢尔顿 这是给他的惊喜 |
| 0,0:09:10.45, |
Wait, I-I thought Wil was officiating the wedding. |
| |
我还以为会是威尔来主持仪式 |
| 0,0:09:12.42, |
Yeah, so did he. |
| |
是啊 本来是的 |
| 0,0:09:14.74, |
How did he take the news? |
| |
他知道自己被换后什么反应 |
| 0,0:09:16.24, |
I'll let you know. |
| |
答案马上揭晓 |
| 0,0:09:17.23, |
Hey, Wil! |
| |
威尔 |
| 0,0:09:24.20, |
Are you having an allergic reaction to my boutonniere? |
| |
你是对我别在翻领上的花过敏吗 |
| 0,0:09:28.26, |
No. I'm just so happy for you. |
| |
不 我是由衷为你感到开心 |
| 0,0:09:31.49, |
And for me. |
| |
还有为我自己 |
| 0,0:09:32.47, |
After today, you are officially-- |
| |
今天过后 你正式 |
| 0,0:09:34.55, |
and, more important, legally-- Amy's problem. |
| |
更重要的是 合法地成为艾米的麻烦了 |
| 0,0:09:39.33, |
Don't be silly, Leonard. |
| |
别傻了 莱纳德 |
| 0,0:09:41.57, |
I will always be your problem. |
| |
我永远都会是你的麻烦 |
| 0,0:09:51.97, |
Hey, baby. |
| |
宝贝 |
| 0,0:09:53.27, |
Hello, Mother. |
| |
你好 妈妈 |
| 0,0:09:54.49, |
Leonard, could you give us a moment? |
| |
莱纳德 你能回避一下吗 |
| 0,0:09:56.21, |
Oh, of course. |
| |
当然可以 |
| 0,0:09:59.51, |
Oh, Shelly. |
| |
谢利 |
| 0,0:10:04.61, |
I wish your dad could see you now. |
| |
真希望你爸爸能看到你这副模样 |
| 0,0:10:06.98, |
Me, too. I miss him. |
| |
我也是 我好想他 |
| 0,0:10:10.39, |
He would be so proud of you. |
| |
他肯定会很以你为荣 |
| 0,0:10:12.68, |
I knowt I am |
| |
我就是 |
| 0,0:10:14.88, |
Thank you. |
| |
谢谢 |
| 0,0:10:17.44, |
I mean, for everything. |
| |
你为我做的一切 |
| 0,0:10:20.26, |
My whole life. |
| |
照耀了我一生 |
| 0,0:10:27.75, |
Let me straighten your tie. |
| |
我帮你调整下领结吧 |
| 0,0:10:29.11, |
No, no, no, it's all right. |
| |
不必了 不用调整 |
| 0,0:10:30.75, |
It's supposed to be a little asymmetrical. |
| |
就应该有点不对称 |
| 0,0:10:33.92, |
Apparently, a small flaw somehow improves it. |
| |
好像有点小瑕疵会显得更好看 |
| 0,0:10:37.38, |
I can see that. |
| |
我懂你的意思 |
| 0,0:10:39.96, |
Sometimes it's the... |
| |
有时候... |
| 0,0:10:42.76, |
imperfect stuff that makes things perfect. |
| |
有不完美的地方才能让事情显得完美 |
| 0,0:10:50.92, |
Excuse me. |
| |
失陪一下 |
| 0,0:10:56.47, |
Case in point. |
| |
完美的例子 |
| 0,0:11:01.57, |
So, we finally meet. |
| |
我们终于见到面了 |
| 0,0:11:05.58, |
I'm sorry, who are you? |
| |
抱歉 你是哪位 |
| 0,0:11:09.36, |
I'm Wil Wheaton. |
| |
威尔·惠顿 |
| 0,0:11:10.45, |
I was supposed to officiate this wedding. |
| |
本来应该是我来证婚 |
| 0,0:11:12.91, |
I was up all night preparing these notes. |
| |
我整晚没睡就为了准备这些笔记 |
| 0,0:11:15.59, |
Well, thanks so much. It's gonna be a great help. |
| |
太感谢了 肯定对我大有帮助 |
| 0,0:11:23.72, |
Amy. |
| |
艾米 |
| 0,0:11:24.85, |
Amy. |
| |
艾米 |
| 0,0:11:26.05, |
Amy. |
| |
艾米 |
| 0,0:11:27.91, |
Come in. |
| |
进来吧 |
| 0,0:11:29.74, |
There's something I need to tell you. |
| |
我有话要对你说 |
| 0,0:11:31.59, |
Wow, you look amazing! |
| |
你真是美呆了 |
| 0,0:11:34.15, |
That's not what I need to tell you. |
| |
这不是我要对你说的话 |
| 0,0:11:35.23, |
- But you do! - What's wrong? |
| |
但你真美-怎么了 |
| 0,0:11:37.89, |
Something incredible just happened. |
| |
刚才发生了不可思议的事情 |
| 0,0:11:39.57, |
Remember when you were telling me about my bow tie |
| |
还记得你怎么说我的领结 |
| 0,0:11:41.75, |
and how a little asymmetry is good? |
| |
以及为什么不对称是好事吗 |
| 0,0:11:43.80, |
Yeah?-my equations have been trying |
| |
记得-我的方程式一直试图 |
| 0,0:11:46.45, |
to describe an imperfect world, |
| |
描述一个不完美的世界 |
| 0,0:11:48.42, |
and the only way to do that is to introduce imperfection |
| |
唯一的办法就是将不完美 |
| 0,0:11:51.33, |
into the underlying theory. |
| |
引入到基本理论 |
| 0,0:11:53.15, |
So, instead of supersymmetry, |
| |
所以不是超对称性 |
| 0,0:11:55.89, |
it would be super asymmetry? |
| |
而是超不对称性 |
| 0,0:11:59.64, |
Super asymmetry. |
| |
超不对称性 |
| 0,0:12:01.26, |
That's it! |
| |
就是这个 |
| 0,0:12:03.72, |
- Give me your lipstick. - What? |
| |
把你的唇膏给我-什么 |
| 0,0:12:05.25, |
Just give it to me, you beautiful thing! |
| |
快给我 你个大美人 |
| 0,0:12:06.19, |
We have work to do! |
| |
我们有活要干 |
| 0,0:12:10.29, |
Hey, uh, the bride and groom |
| |
新郎和新娘 |
| 0,0:12:12.37, |
seem to be running a little behind. |
| |
貌似有点事耽搁了 |
| 0,0:12:14.56, |
Do you think you could stall? |
| |
你觉得你可以拖延一下吗 |
| 0,0:12:16.24, |
Stall? How? |
| |
拖延 怎么拖 |
| 0,0:12:19.06, |
Hey, everybody! |
| |
各位 |
| 0,0:12:20.00, |
Uh, it's gonna be a few more minutes, but while we wait, |
| |
还得再等几分钟 不过不会让大家白等 |
| 0,0:12:22.62, |
does anyone have any questions about Star Wars? |
| |
关于《星球大战》大家有什么问题吗 |
| 0,0:12:33.44, |
You got this. |
| |
你能行的 |
| 0,0:12:37.57, |
So if I make slightly asymmetric knots |
| |
所以如果在四维空间用世界面 |
| 0,0:12:39.84, |
with sheets in four dimensions, |
| |
做出稍微不对称的结点 |
| 0,0:12:41.44, |
I can bootstrap the whole idea |
| |
我能将这整个想法 |
| 0,0:12:43.44, |
to a large asymmetry in 11 dimensions. |
| |
引入到十一维度的大型不对称 |
| 0,0:12:46.05, |
Maybe even at the initial moment of creation, |
| |
或许甚至在创造的最初时期 |
| 0,0:12:48.34, |
the fundamental forces lacked symmetry. |
| |
几种基本力都缺乏对称性 |
| 0,0:12:52.91, |
Everyone's waiting. What are you guys doing? |
| |
大家都在等着呢 你们俩在干什么 |
| 0,0:12:54.56, |
Super asymmetry. |
| |
超不对称性 |
| 0,0:12:56.15, |
Super asymmetry? Is that a thing? |
| |
超不对称性 有这个东西吗 |
| 0,0:12:58.31, |
We're inventing it right now. |
| |
我们现在就在创造它 |
| 0,0:13:00.03, |
Don't you think this can wait until... |
| |
你们俩就不能等到... |
| 0,0:13:02.67, |
Hold on. |
| |
慢着 |
| 0,0:13:03.79, |
This is interesting. |
| |
这理论有意思 |
| 0,0:13:08.27, |
So, yeah, Mr. Mark? |
| |
马克先生 |
| 0,0:13:11.00, |
When you were on the, uh, Wookiee home planet, |
| |
当您在伍基族人的母星时 |
| 0,0:13:13.92, |
how did you even understand what they were saying? |
| |
你是怎么能听懂他们说的话呢 |
| 0,0:13:16.95, |
I don't remember ever being on a Wookiee home planet. |
| |
我不记得我曾去过伍基族人的母星 |
| 0,0:13:20.83, |
Uh, actually, Luke was on the Wookiee home planet, |
| |
其实卢克确实去过伍基族人的母星 |
| 0,0:13:23.86, |
Kashyyyk, in the Holiday Special |
| |
卡希克星球 在《星战假日特别版》里 |
| 0,0:13:25.79, |
when he helped Chewie get home to his wife. |
| |
他帮楚伊回家跟老婆团聚 |
| 0,0:13:30.34, |
Chewie had a wife? |
| |
楚伊还有老婆吗 |
| 0,0:13:33.19, |
Her name's Malla. |
| |
她名叫马拉 |
| 0,0:13:34.80, |
Wow, that's impressive. |
| |
哇 记忆力惊人啊 |
| 0,0:13:36.95, |
Yeah. |
| |
是啊 |
| 0,0:13:39.41, |
Hey, uh, I got a question. |
| |
我有个问题 |
| 0,0:13:41.65, |
Why aren't there tires on any of those Star Wars vehicles? |
| |
为什么星球大战的交通工具都没有轮胎呢 |
| 0,0:13:47.09, |
I'm sure some of them had tires. |
| |
我肯定某些有轮胎吧 |
| 0,0:13:49.50, |
Actually, they don't. |
| |
其实还真没有 |
| 0,0:13:51.02, |
I mean, the HAVw A5 turbo tank has metal gripping wheels, |
| |
话说HAVwA5型涡轮坦克是金属夹轮 |
| 0,0:13:55.64, |
but I wouldn't call them tires. |
| |
但我不会称其为轮胎 |
| 0,0:13:59.62, |
You are so hot. |
| |
你太帅气了 |
| 0,0:14:07.33, |
This is taking too long. |
| |
这也太久了 |
| 0,0:14:09.94, |
I bet that Sheldon stood my baby up. |
| |
我敢肯定是谢尔顿抛下我女儿了 |
| 0,0:14:13.13, |
Uh, excuse me. |
| |
不好意思 |
| 0,0:14:13.74, |
Where-where are you going? |
| |
你要去哪里 |
| 0,0:14:15.08, |
This whole thing was a big mistake. |
| |
整件事就是一个天大的错误 |
| 0,0:14:17.25, |
I'm gonna find Amy |
| |
我要去找艾米 |
| 0,0:14:18.14, |
- and get her out of here. - Sit down! |
| |
带她离开这-给我坐下 |
| 0,0:14:22.40, |
Excuse me? |
| |
你说什么 |
| 0,0:14:24.24, |
Sheldon loves Amy, |
| |
谢尔顿爱艾米 |
| 0,0:14:25.97, |
and he would never hurt her on her wedding day |
| |
他绝对不会在婚礼当天伤害她 |
| 0,0:14:27.76, |
or any other day, so park it. |
| |
其他日子也绝不会 给老娘坐下 |
| 0,0:14:36.85, |
Oh, you sit down, too. |
| |
你也坐下 |
| 0,0:14:40.60, |
Are you gonna let her talk to me like that? |
| |
你就让她这么跟我说话吗 |
| 0,0:14:42.98, |
Say something. |
| |
说点什么啊 |
| 0,0:14:46.21, |
Thank you. |
| |
谢谢您了 |
| 0,0:14:50.11, |
Uh, according to Google, |
| |
根据我刚才搜谷歌 |
| 0,0:14:51.22, |
there are zero papers that mention super asymmetry. |
| |
网上没有任何有关超不对称性的论文 |
| 0,0:14:54.00, |
This is brand-new. No one's thought of it. |
| |
这是全新理念 还没有人想出来过 |
| 0,0:14:57.34, |
What are you lunatics doing?! |
| |
你们这帮疯子在干嘛 |
| 0,0:15:00.43, |
Sheldon had a breakthrough. |
| |
谢尔顿有了科学突破 |
| 0,0:15:01.79, |
Actually, Amy and I had a breakthrough. |
| |
应该说是我跟艾米有了科学突破 |
| 0,0:15:04.06, |
Oh, science? Shocking! |
| |
科学吗 真"没想到"啊 |
| 0,0:15:07.41, |
You don't understand. This could be really big. |
| |
你可能不理解 这可能十分重大呢 |
| 0,0:15:09.37, |
No, Penny's right. |
| |
不 佩妮说得对 |
| 0,0:15:12.02, |
We have our whole lives to do science together. |
| |
我们还有一生可以一起研究科学 |
| 0,0:15:17.49, |
Let's get married. |
| |
我们去结婚吧 |
| 0,0:15:19.08, |
All right. |
| |
这就对了 |
| 0,0:15:20.11, |
It's go time! |
| |
要开始啦 |
| 0,0:15:20.98, |
I am pumped! |
| |
我超兴奋的 |
| 0,0:15:27.51, |
Okay, everyone. Here we go. |
| |
好啦 大伙们 好戏上场啦 |
| 0,0:15:33.50, |
Leonard. |
| |
莱纳德 |
| 0,0:15:35.46, |
That's Mark Ha-Ha-Ha... |
| |
那是马克·哈 哈 哈... |
| 0,0:15:39.89, |
It's-it's Mark Hami-Ha-Ha... |
| |
是马克·哈米 哈 哈... |
| 0,0:15:44.58, |
Yep. Thank Wolowitz. He set it up. |
| |
谢沃罗威茨吧 是他安排的 |
| 0,0:15:47.56, |
Thank you. |
| |
谢谢你 |
| 0,0:15:50.75, |
Congratulations on your wedding. |
| |
恭喜你们结婚了 |
| 0,0:15:52.79, |
Thank you. |
| |
谢谢你 |
| 0,0:15:54.31, |
When this is over, I have 4,000 things for you to sign. |
| |
婚礼结束后 我有4000样东西想请你签名 |
| 0,0:16:16.75, |
Thank you, Daddy. |
| |
谢谢你 老爸 |
| 0,0:16:23.54, |
I-I thought Wil was marrying us. |
| |
我还以为是威尔来证婚呢 |
| 0,0:16:26.20, |
Wolowitz got us an upgrade. |
| |
沃罗威茨帮我们升级了 |
| 0,0:16:29.85, |
Another sci-fi guy with a beard. |
| |
另一个蓄胡子的科幻片男 |
| 0,0:16:31.61, |
Seems lateral, but okay. |
| |
感觉大同小异 不过行吧 |
| 0,0:16:34.93, |
Welcome. |
| |
欢迎各位 |
| 0,0:16:36.40, |
We are gathered here today in the sight of family, |
| |
今日我们齐聚一堂 在家人 友人 |
| 0,0:16:39.61, |
friends and Almighty God. |
| |
与全能的神的见证下 |
| 0,0:16:42.28, |
That's too religious. |
| |
这宗教性太强了 |
| 0,0:16:43.90, |
That lady over there made me say it. |
| |
那边的女士逼我说的 |
| 0,0:16:47.18, |
He heard you, and he can't un-hear you. |
| |
祂已经听到了 想撤回是不可能的 |
| 0,0:16:54.13, |
We're here to celebrate the marriage |
| |
我们欢聚于此 一同庆祝 |
| 0,0:16:57.08, |
of Sheldon Lee Cooper... |
| |
谢尔顿·李·库珀 |
| 0,0:16:59.27, |
...and Amy Farrah Fowler. |
| |
与艾米·菲拉·福勒喜结良缘 |
| 0,0:17:01.85, |
I had more prepared, |
| |
我本来准备了更多证婚词 |
| 0,0:17:03.07, |
but I'm just gonna skip to the rings and vows, |
| |
但我决定直接跳到交换戒指与婚誓部分 |
| 0,0:17:05.44, |
since I've been answering your questions for 45 minutes. |
| |
因为我在这里回答了45分钟你们的问题 |
| 0,0:17:09.47, |
Yeah, he answered 'em. |
| |
呵 还他回答呢 |
| 0,0:17:13.06, |
Amy, you're up. |
| |
艾米 你先来 |
| 0,0:17:20.65, |
Sheldon, when I was a little girl, |
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谢尔顿 当我还是个小女孩 |
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I used to dream about my wedding. |
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我就对自己梦想中的婚礼充满期待 |
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But, eventually, I stopped, |
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但终于某天我不再怀揣梦想 |
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because I thought that day would never come. |
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因为我觉得此生等不到出嫁那天了 |
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And then I met you. |
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后来我遇到了你 |
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From the first moment in that coffee shop, |
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从我们在那间咖啡厅初遇的那一刻 |
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第3季第23集 |
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I knew that there was something special between us, |
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我就知道我们之间有不一样的火花 |
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even though I did work on a study |
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尽管我曾经做过研究 |
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that disproved love at first sight. |
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证明一见钟情并不存在 |
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I loved that study the moment I read it. |
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那个研究我当时看了就特别喜欢 |
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Ironic, huh? |
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格外讽刺吧 |
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Clearly, it was wrong. |
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很显然 那个研究是错的 |
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Because I felt something that day, |
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因为在那天我有了异样的感觉 |
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and those feelings have only gotten stronger with time. |
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而那感觉随着时间越来越浓烈 |
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I can't imagine loving you more than I do right now. |
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我无法想象自己还能比此时此刻更爱你 |
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But I felt that way yesterday and the day before yesterday |
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但我每一天都感到对你的爱远胜过前一天 |
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and the day before that. |
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一天比一天更强烈 |
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Is that growth linear or accelerating? |
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是线性增长还是加速增长呢 |
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Accelerating. |
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是加速增长 |
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Oh, maybe we could graph it out. |
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那或许我们还能画出表来 |
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Save something for the honeymoon. |
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留点激情的到度蜜月时再说吧 |
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Smart. |
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好主意 |
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Sheldon, |
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谢尔顿 |
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I don't know what the future holds, |
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我不知道未来会是如何 |
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but I know that I've never been happier than I am |
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但我知道我此生最开心的时刻 |
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in this moment marrying you. |
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就是在此刻 我嫁给了你 |
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Well, that was unexpectedly beautiful. |
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真是出乎意料的感人啊 |
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I might need a minute. |
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让我缓一下 |
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Amy... |
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艾米 |
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...I usually know exactly what to say. |
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我通常都明确知道自己该说什么 |
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But in this moment... |
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但此刻... |
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I have no words. |
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我无以言表 |
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I guess... |
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我猜 |
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I'm overwhelmed by you. |
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我是被你吓坏了 |
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In a good way. |
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是好的那种吓坏 |
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Not in the elevator in the Haunted Mansion way. |
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不是迪士尼《鬼屋》电梯的那种吓坏 |
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Even if I can't tell you now how I feel, |
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即便我现在无法描述出内心的感受 |
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I will spend my life showing you how much I love you. |
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可我会穷尽一生让你知道我有多爱你 |
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Do you... |
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你愿意... |
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Do you... |
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你愿意... |
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Hey, I'm just saying, I'm here if you need me to step in. |
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我插一句 如果你不行了 我乐意上场 |
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No, no, no. |
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不用 不用 |
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I got this. |
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我能行 |
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Amy, do you take Sheldon for your lawful wedded husband? |
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艾米 你愿意接受谢尔顿作为你的合法丈夫吗 |
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I do. |
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我愿意 |
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And, Sheldon, same thing. |
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谢尔顿 同样问题 |
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I do. |
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我愿意 |
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Then by the power vested in me |
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我以"连你都能证婚网" |
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by EvenYouCanPerformWeddings.Com... |
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所赋予我的合法权利 |
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...I now pronounce you husband and wife. |
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我现在宣布你们正式结为合法夫妻 |
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You may kiss the bride. |
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你可以吻新娘了 |
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♪ 最忠 ♪ |
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♪ At wast... ♪ |
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At last - Etta James |
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♪ 偶的爱终鱼来了 ♪ |
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♪ My wove has come awong ♪ |
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♪ 偶孤蛋的日子终鱼结束 ♪ |
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♪ My wonewy days are over ♪ |
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♪ 人生就香是一馊歌 ♪ |
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♪ And wife is wike a song ♪ |
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♪ 欧耶 ♪ |
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♪ Oh, yeah. ♪ |
