《柯南脱口秀》第52期:苹果手表发售

This week supreme court deliberations on gay marriage have revealed great divisions between justices Antonin Scalia and Anthony Kennedy. 本周最高法院针对同性恋婚姻的审议据称出现了很大分歧 分歧在安托尼·斯卡利亚和安东尼·肯尼迪两位大法官之间产生

yeah，So I guess their engagement is off.That was silly. 看来他俩的婚是结不成了 二死了

Apple watch,is the apple watch out yet?You hear about the apple watch?I'm not sure. 苹果手表 发售了吗 你听说苹果手表的消息了吗 不知道

I think the apple watch is about to come out or it's out already. 苹果手表好像要发售了 要么就是已经在发售了

No one knows.Does anyone here have an apple watch yet?People are just yelling at me,it's out. 没人知道 在座有人已经有苹果手表了吗 大家都在冲我喊 已经发售了

Those are the people that don't exercise.They're like,it's out.Apple watch is out. 那些不锻炼的人 大喊 发售了 苹果手表已经在发售了

That's not a great ad for apple.People's attitude,it's out. 这可不是什么好广告 大家就这个态度

There's no sense of excitement there.No,no. 毫无兴奋感 是啊

Here's the latest on the apple watch,kids.Apple,hey,gang,gather around,you see. 这是苹果手表的最新消息 孩子们 各位 过来啊

Apple has banned fart sound apps from being downloaded to the apple watch.You can't do that. 苹果屏蔽了放屁声应用软件 不可将其下载到苹果手表上 不能这么做

Which is why I will be buying the Samsung fart watch myself.That's what one I'm going to get. 所以我要去买三星的放屁手表 我要去买那个

it's actually the fart series four.Sure.It's fart-o-clock. 其实是放屁系列第四代 嗯 屁点了

Hey Andy,really,it's that time?yeah,it's half past fart.very nice.We're adults. 安迪 真的 都这时候了吗 是啊 屁点半了 很好 我们是成年人