《柯南脱口秀》第57期:独自抚养长大

Parents supposed to be at the school,supposed to be involved in everything. 要参加课后辅导 什么事都得干涉

It's too much.Yeah.It's too much.We had a at the school the other day, 太过了 是啊 太过了 前几天我们学校办了个嘉年华

and it was like,it was like rides you know I mean,it was like they wanted the kids to get on the rides and they wanted the parents to go on with them. 有各种游乐设施 他们想让孩子们去玩游乐设施 还想让父母陪他们玩游乐设施

I'm like,you know,I'm too big.Used to be a size thing but now all,the line is just too low for me. 我想说 我太大了 以前是有身高限制的 现在那些线对我来说太低了

I'm not getting on any of these rides with them,Conan.Right. 我不想和他们玩什么游乐设施 柯南 是的

I know my kids want to have fun.But hey,go with your friends.Get on the ride yourself. 我知道我的孩子们想开心玩 但是 跟你们的朋友们去玩吧 自己去玩游乐设施

I'm here to buy tickets and drink the beer in the beer garden.They had that there. 我只是来这里付票钱和在啤酒花园里喝啤酒的 那里有这个

Wait,there's a beer garden?They had a beer garden.It's one of those kind of private schools where everybody is,you know,drinking. 等等 那里有啤酒花园吗 那里有啤酒花园 那是那种私立学校 大家都在喝酒 你懂的

Where is that private school?You mean Catholic? 那个私立学校在哪里 你说的是天主教学校吗

The ,yeah,the nuns.The nuns are in the back.Yeah,it's good time though.It was good time for the parents.But kids,I don't know. 修女 对 修女 修女在吧台后面倒酒 过得很开心 父母们过得很开心 孩子们我就不知道了

Kids had a time.None of the rides worked. 孩子们过得很糟糕 游乐设施都坏了

You were raised by a single mom,is that right?yeah,yeah. 你是你妈妈独自抚养长大的 是吗 是的

So my dad wasn't really around,you know.So I had to learn this roll weed from other people and stuff like that.At least you can teach your kids now. 我爸爸不在身边 所以我得和别人学卷大麻什么的 至少你可以亲手教你的孩子们

Yeah,now I carried that on.Your dad was there.Your dad taught you how to roll weed,right?yeah,my dad,yeah.No,No. 对我传承了下去 你爸爸在吧 你爸爸教过你怎么卷大麻 对吗 对 我爸爸 对 没有吗 没有