《柯南脱口秀》第118期:约会地点

In exchange，Malia taught the secret service how to throw a party when her parents are away.Nice. 作为交换 玛莉娅教会特勤局趁她父母不在时 怎么开个好派对 不错

Rand Paul running for president.Yep.that's,if Rand Paul is watching,that's really frightening and sad. 兰德·保罗竞选总统 嗯 如果兰德·保罗在看 一定又担心有难过

Conan just mentioned I'm running for President.Silence. weed. 柯南刚刚提到我要竞选总统了 一片寂静 乌鸦飞过

Rand Paul's announcement that he's running for president has been pulled from YouTube because he used a copy rited song without permission. 参议员兰德·保罗宣布他将竞选总统的视频被从YouTube上撤了下来 因为他未经授权 使用了一首受版权保护的歌

Rand Paul does not own the rights to the song "A snowball's chance in hel".It's a holiday classic. 显然 兰德·保罗并不拥有《毫无机会》的版权 那是收节日经典

Here,I don't know if we got people out there in the dating world but a new survey found chipotle is one of the most popular locations to take a first date. 一则有趣的新闻 不知道有没有人在约会 一项新调查显示 启波特雷快餐店是最受欢迎的初次约会地点之一

It's also one of the most popular locations to break up if he is still taking you to chipotle after the fourth date. 而且也是最佳分手地点 如果他第四次约会还带你去那里的话

That's when you cut it off.That's too much chipotle.guess what?The same survey found the most popular first date destination is Starbucks. 那时候你就得跟他断了 太过分了 知道吗 同一项调查还显示 最受欢迎的初次约会地点 是星巴克

Starbucks is number one.The survey revealed there isn't a second date if the guy says grande,I'll show you a grande. 星巴克排第一 调查显示 如果男人说了"大杯 我叫你知道什么叫大" 就不会有第二次约会了

This is how that kind of guy walks.That kind of guy.I'm that guy. 那种男人就这么走路 我就是那种男人