《柯南脱口秀》第128期:很酷的事
Thank you so much.I appreciate that.Good to be here. 非常感谢 谢谢 能来这里我很高兴
I just you can set a google to your own name. 我刚了解 你可以对自己的名字设置谷歌提醒
And google will e-mail you all the cool things other people with your name are doing. 谷歌会给你发邮件 内容是跟你同名的人做的很酷的事
There's Joe Zimmerman Javier Lynn thrower who is it right now. 有个乔·齐默曼哈维尔·林恩喷射器 现在运转良好
There is an actor who's been in a bunch of movies.We're very proud of that J.Z. 有个演员出演过许多电影 我们很骄傲 乔·齐
I went on to linked-in thinking there might be like 20 others.There were 400. 我登陆了关系网 想着也许还有20个同名人士 结果有400个
And they're doctors,lawyers,CEOs. 他们是医生 律师 总裁
I made me realize I don't know if I would make the Forbes 400 wealthiest Joe Zimmermans. 这让我意识到 我都不知道自己能不能上福布斯最富有的400个乔·齐默曼榜单
Trying to make a name for myself.Can't even make a name for myself just among people named me. 我想出名 结果甚至都没法在同名人士之中出名
I'm mad at google right now.I had an important question to ask and I remember typing in,what is my 我现在好恨谷歌 我有个很重要的问题要问 我记得输入 我的是什么
before I could finish the thing that google suggested was spirt animal. 我输入完之前 谷歌建议的是 灵兽
And I was like,yeah.what is that?You see other people and you know,right?You're like,Tu Kann. 我说 这是什么啊 因为你看见其他人就知道了 对吧 你会说 杜鹃
Nobody ever told me mine.I'm taking this online spirit animal quiz hoping I'm a chocolate lab. 没人跟我说过我的 所以我要做在线灵兽测试 希望我是棕色拉布拉多
