英语笑话：eating grass 吃草

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A man and a woman start to have sex in the middle of a dark forest. After 15 minutes, the man gets up and says, "Damn, I wish I had a flashlight!" The woman says, "Me，too. You've been eating grass for the past ten minutes!"

Notes:

1. After 15 minutes, the man gets up and says, "Damn, I wish I had a flashlight!"

15分钟过后，男人起身并说道：“该死!真希望我有手电筒!”

“Damn!”和“Damn it!”是对自已所面临的状况所发出的感叹;“Danm you!”就是在骂别人“你该死!你混账!”;而 “God damn you!”则是很粗俗的用法。

2. The woman says, "Me，too. You've been eating grass for the past ten minutes!"

女人说：“我也希望，在过去的10分钟里，你一直在吃草!”