英语笑话:Write in the Dark 在黑暗中写字

A kid asked his dad, "Hey, Pop, can you write in the dark?"

The dad answered, "Sure. What do you want me to write?"

The boy said, "Your name on this report card."

Notes:

1. A kid asked his dad, "Hey, Pop, can you write in the dark?"

一个孩子问他爸爸：“嘿，爸，你能在黑暗中写字吗?”

在美国，6岁左右的孩子称呼父母daddy, mommy;10岁左右，称呼父母papa, mama;青少年时期称呼父母pa, ma或pop, mom或dad, mom;成人称呼父母dad，mom。他们通常不称呼父母father, mother,除非是对别人提及自己的父母，才会说 my father, my mother。dad, mom 可用于称呼，也可以和father，mother—样，用于表示父亲和母亲的身份。

2. The dad answered, "Sure. What do you want me to write?"

爸爸回答：“当然：你要我写什么?”

3. The boy said, "Your name on this report card."

那男孩说：“在这张成绩单上写上你的名字。”

4. report [rɪˈpɔ:t] n.报告 report card 成绩单