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可以给我看漫画吗?这是纽约时报好,能否借我看漫画?你们不是要带罗斯去看球?是啊,我们约在这里瑞秋也跟我们约在这里他们还是可以共处一室吧你昨晚没看到怎么了?罗斯在我们那边瑞秋来跟钱德借润肤乳…你不能说借“东西”吗?瑞秋过来借“东西”反正她和罗斯就开始对骂他怎么敢骂她?他跟别人上床耶他说他们当时分手了所以她早就该原谅他了他真不可理喻,真是的不了解他的意思天哪,这样好像“60分钟”你本来很气制药公司生产一种药后来又很同情那些人,因为…他们想要长头发我父母离婚时就是这样希望罗斯看完球不会企图绑架我我梦到罗斯和瑞秋没有分手我们开心的在一起我也梦到了没有人跟那个女的上床我的刚好相反也许不要紧,都一个星期了我结束一段感情从不超过一星期你一冲完澡一段感情就结束了走吧,上路了,我们去玩吧我先喝杯咖啡附近有一家很棒的咖啡馆比这里近?你看,我找到一杯我们走吧我才不喝别人喝剩的是,殿下 “瑞秋,对不起”“没关系,你想复合吗?” “好啊”你们有听到吗?他在吗?你的润肤乳你们会爱死我!萄桃说周四晚上,五张票卡文克莱内衣秀你们要跟我一起去我有说出声音来吧?有,只是我们已经……跟罗斯有约了好吧就这样吧他买了新的家庭剧院组合想找我们去看他很兴奋还在答录机里录了节目表对不起没关系不是我们不想去,真的模特儿穿内衣走秀?还有高跟鞋罗斯先开口,我们也排好了没关系,是他先约的,很公平我好受不了非常受不了钱德,你在干什么?天哪你又抽烟了?那是昨天今天是“还在抽”嚼了那么多戒烟口香糖为什么又开始抽了?我父母离婚时就像这样害我学会抽烟你不是才9岁?午睡后来一根最过瘾帅啊,我猜是他罗斯?不,是赞美诗253篇“爱的恩泽”我父母离婚后我开始用幽默来自卫你们周末有计划吗?我妹说周末可以到她的小屋去滑雪是我先问的吧?我有遵守游戏规则没问题钱德,你抽烟?你怎么搞的?闭嘴,你又不是我的亲娘关窗子好吗?我的乳头硬到可以割玻璃真的?我的让我躲掉罚单真的很谢谢你们来陪我这阵子很难熬,真的谢谢你们谁去抱抱他我得留在窗子旁边周末要不要来个影碟马拉松?或是来比赛,我有新的…飞镖盘!怎么样?连射两天飞镖,一定很好玩不如排在下周末不,这个周末不如排在下周末一定会很好玩怎么回事?我们被找去滑雪要去瑞秋的妹妹的小屋整个周末?对不起,是她先约的没关系,我失恋的第一个周末你们都要出城去我完全可以理解我可以留下来,我留下来上次去滑雪我根本不敢下吊车就这样坐来坐去你得开你奶奶的车载我们去这样吧,我留下来不,我留,他是我的哥哥这是同情吗?我们会玩得很开心我们来做牛奶软糖同情的食物?没关系,我不需要你们留下来谁都不准留下来那我也表示一下好了有人在替罗斯难过吗?你觉得他还在生气?更气了,你居然跟他借护目镜怎样?我的没有颜色怎样?标示说什么? “主耶稣,请照耀我”是“禁止吸烟”的标示我奶奶的车上不能抽烟那我要上厕所拜托没事不准停车加油的时候再去那边有休息站我真的得上厕所现在我也想上了到了坐好什么?你不去?不了瑞秋不上公共厕所里面都没有卫生纸所以我决定没有面纸就不嘘嘘既然大家都下车了…别关门!钥匙在里面怎么了!打火机在里面妈的排气管不够烫,点不着我会开门,谁有衣架?我有不对,早上穿衣服时拿掉了要是你的父母没有离婚你就能正常的回答问题?我需要铁丝类的东西把它撬开把你们内衣的钢丝给我快,谁的胸部最大?胸部最大,内衣的钢丝也最长不要很贵耶有钢丝才能回车上你们决定摩妮卡最大这两粒小红豆?拜托绝对是瑞秋不对,我的是骗人的我有时候还会垫东西所以你的内衣还是很大我都垫在内衣外面小姐们,你们就让步吧!菲比、瑞秋脱了摩妮卡的胸罩好啦,算了我脱谢谢你干什么?那里就有垃圾桶我想引来印地安人这样就有救了拿去菲比,谢了,你真大方现在来比谁的屁股翘上车吧至少让我爽一下怎么搞的?怎么了我碰过这种状况那你会修了?会,加油你怎么来了?我在想,我们分手时你有没有分到一卷带子录了最后一集的“外科医生”和人质回国的新闻?现在是苏珊和我游墨西哥和人质回国的新闻班呢?在睡觉我来得不是时候?没错,苏珊马上就要来了今天是个纪念日你们不是一月结婚?是另一个纪念日总之……蜡烛、香槟纪念日真好因为爱是永恒的什么也比不上爱情可靠瑞秋和我分手了天哪,真可惜你知道吗?我很想陪你聊一聊但要找个能长谈的时间明天晚餐可以吗?太好了我也是一切都是因为瑞秋找到新工作汽车协会可以来载我们我们靠近哪个镇?佛利蒙特威斯蒙特威斯博格?不知道就别说我们在哪条路上?绝对是27号公路我们在27号公路一个休息站没有27号公路不是93号就是76号我不知道我每次来都在后座睡觉能不能请人沿着76号公路找?还有93号公路?他们不干一定会有人来救我们谁?这一个半小时有车子经过吗?应该找罗斯他可以借车来载我们我不要跟罗斯同车我们必须……耗在这里但是好冷,不行我不跟他同车,想别的办法乔伊和钱德回来了求援过程很顺利?老烟枪走到一半就挂了我的肺活量跟两岁小孩一样那你为什么要抽烟?我很不安对吧?真是太扯了他们就这样头也不回的出发我不需要他们我有你们这些朋友你和苏珊苏珊会很高兴717?717是哪里?你有帮苏珊留吧?没有,不过没关系还有酸黄瓜可以吃罗斯,谢天谢地菲比?为什么这么小声?我吃了一只虫子瑞秋,这里的棉条只要一毛钱我们买来屯积我们没油了,又不知道方位没办法叫拖车现在需要帮忙了?对,拜托很抱歉你们的车子挂了但是我忙着跟真朋友联络感情等你们安全到家,记得通知我菲比,等一下开我的车去接你朋友我才不要去接他们我们都知道你会去因为你不是混蛋你顶多再骂个半小时还是会去接他们不如节省时间去车上骂瑞秋不会…很遗憾瑞秋为了马克甩了你你是无辜的受害者但不要为了瑞秋迁怒你的朋友你说得对菲比,等一下,罗斯要跟你说什么?你跟别人上床?我们当时在分手状态我们你们在哪里?我去找你跟别的女人上床?你还敢说好了什么是“命救”?就是“救命”反过来好让直升机上的人看得懂 “呆子”反过来怎么写?有车子罗斯出来兜风了他来干什么?他来救你们一命除非我惹到了某个人那我可以闪人州际公路上有很多人需要帮助我们需要你好好好完了,别人会看不懂喂罗斯怎么办?他大老远跑来难道要叫他回去我们自己去滑雪?烦死了要找罗斯一起去吗?那瑞秋呢?要怎么向她开口?开什么口?罗斯能不能去滑雪?我才没有要问你们太扯了不行,他不能去什么,烦死了求求你,让我去你的神奇小屋你去干什么?你滑雪滑得很烂真是说到我的痛处啊!又来了我没办法处理我有办法“处理”是我的名字我的名字去头去尾就是“处理”菲比,你的车子好了走吧不客气抱歉,你在跟我说话还是跟别人上床?我们当时分手了你干脆在答录机里留这句话本来就是,不只我这么想摩妮卡也同意什么?我不知道你昨晚说的我是说我能理解乔伊才认同你是吗,乔伊?什么?这件事没有对错我觉得错的是谁很明显乔伊不这么想什么?乔伊和摩妮卡跟我感觉一样你只会装无辜你们猜我在学谁?你们把钱德害得多惨听着,我们知道你们都很难受你们不必爱对方你们现在甚至不必喜欢对方但是请设法和平相处别让我们左右为难否则我们以后就不用在一起了你们真的想这样?讲理一点好吗?我可以很好,回车上吧,冷死了我的胸部又吊在那边等一下现在是怎样?谁要跟谁走?你们去吧你们都计划好了我不想破坏,你们去吧你大老远开车来反正我还得去还车我明天一整天都要陪班没关系,你们去吧不要有罪恶感,真的谢谢回去再打电话给你我们可以去看电影或是去看马术表演听起来不错我在学“海神号”雪莉温特斯我知道再见抱歉这么晚你在睡觉?那就好你的车子得换电池我换了一个最好的这种钱不能省你真聪明花了112元算了,算110就好明天给你,再见他们都走了看他们离开蛮难受的好,再见那我走罗

The One Without The Ski Trip

[Scene: Central Perk, Chandler and Joey are sitting on the couch reading.]

Joey: Can I see the comics?

Chandler: This is the New York Times.

Joey: Okay, may I see the comics?

[Monica and Phoebe enter.]

Monica: Guys. I thought you were taking Ross to the game?

Chandler: We are. He抯 meeting us here.

Monica: No! Rachel is meeting us here.

Phoebe: Oh come on, they can be in the same room.

Joey: Yeah, you shoulda been there last night.

Phoebe: Why? What happened now?

Joey: Well Ross was hangin?out over at our place, Rachel comes over to borrow some moisturiser from Chandler....

Chandler: Yeah y-you, how hard is it to say something? Rachel came over to borrow something.

Joey: Anyway! Her and Ross just started yelling at each other.

Phoebe: Wait. Why was he yelling at her? He抯 the one who slept with someone else.

Joey: Well, I guess he says that because they were on a break when it happened, that she should of forgiven him by now.

Phoebe: Whoa!! He is soo unreasonable! God, although I think I understand what he means. Oh my God, this is like 60 Minutes, okay, when, when, at first you抮e really mad at that pharmaceutical company for making the drug and then y'know you just feel bad for the people because they needed to make their hair grow.

Chandler: Y'know what this is like? This is like when my parents got divorced. Man, I hope Ross doesn抰 try to kidnap me after Cub Scouts.

Phoebe: Y'know I had a dream where Ross and Rachel were still together, they never broke up. And we were all just like hanging out, and everyone was happy....

Joey: I had the same dream!

Phoebe: Yeah, and nobody slept with that Xerox girl.

Joey: Oh, I had the opposite dream.

Chandler: Y'know what maybe it抯 gonna be okay, I mean it抯 been a week.

Joey: Yeah, I mean it抯 never taken me a week to get over a relationship.

Monica: It抯 never taken you more than a shower to get over a relationship.

[Rachel enters.]

Monica: (seeing her) Okay, let抯 go!! Let抯 hit the road!!

Rachel: Hey!

Monica: Let抯 get the show on it!

Rachel: Okay, let me just get a cup of coffee.

Monica: Oh Rachel, I know the best coffee house and it抯 sooo close.

Rachel: Closer than here?

Phoebe: (turning around and picking a cup off of a table) Oh, hey, look, I found coffee! (handing her the cup) Okay, let抯 skedaddle.

Rachel: Wait, I抦 not just gonna drink somebody抯 old coffee.

Phoebe: Okay, your highness.

[Ross enters behind Rachel, and look at each other for a moment.]

Phoebe: (in a deep voice, imitating Ross) Um, Rachel I抦 really sorry. (imitating Rachel) That抯 okay, do you wanna get back together? (imitating Ross) Yeah, okay. (in her normal voice) Did anyone else hear that?!


OPENING CREDITS

[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, the whole gang is there, except for Ross and Rachel. Joey is trying to eat Chinese with chopsticks and fails miserably. There抯 a knock on the door, and Chandler answers it to reveal Rachel]

Rachel: (softly) Is he here?

Chandler: No.

Rachel: Oh. (smiles) Here抯 your moisturiser. Hi!

Monica and Phoebe: Hey!

Rachel: You guys are gonna love meee! Okay, check it out, Thursday night, five tickets, Calvin Klein lingerie show, and you guys are coming with me. (they抮e all silent and look away) Okay, I said that out loud right?

Chandler: Yes, yes, it抯 just that we ah, we kinda all ready, made plans with Ross.

Rachel: Oh, well okay. Well, there you go.

Phoebe: No, it抯 just that he got this new like home theater dealie, and he wants y'know, us to check it out.

Rachel: Hm-mm.

Chandler: Yeah, he抯 really excited about it too, he even recorded show times on his answering machine.

Rachel: Ohh!

Monica: We抮e sorry honey.

Rachel: Oh, it抯 okay. (starts to leave)

Joey: Rach, it抯, it抯 ah, it抯 not that we don抰 want to, really. (quietly) Are we talking models in their underwear?

Rachel: And heels.

Joey: (He turns around to Chandler looking for approval to go with Rachel, Chandler mouths 慍ome on!? (turning back to Rachel) Ross, did ask us first, and we set that night aside.

Rachel: No, hey, come on, if he asked you first, that抯 only fair. (leaves)

[Chandler makes a noise of absolute disgust and heads into the living room.]

Phoebe: Ohhh boy, do I feel bad.

Joey: Oh yeah.

Monica: Very bad.

[We see Chandler lighting up a cigarette.]

Phoebe: Chandler what are you doing?!

Monica: Chandler!!

Chandler: (jumps back and points at the cigarette) Oh my God!

Joey: You抮e smoking again?!

Chandler: Well, actually, yesterday I was smoking again. Today, I抦, I抦 smoking still.

Phoebe: Why would you start again after chewing all that quitting gum?

Chandler: Look, I抦 telling you this is just like my parents divorce, which is when I started smoking in the first place.

Monica: Weren抰 you nine?!

Chandler: Yeahhh. I抦 tellin?ya something, that ah, first smoke after nap time....

[There抯 a knock on the door.]

Chandler: Oh that抯 great, with my luck, that抯 gonna be him.

Phoebe: Him? Him, Ross?

Chandler: Nope, hymn 253, His Eyes Are On The Sparrow! When my parents got divorced is when I started using humour as a defence mechanism. (answers the door and it抯 Rachel again.)

Rachel: Hi! Uhh, do you guys have plans for the weekend? Because I have my sister on hold, and she said that we could use her cabin for the weekend and go skiing. Huh? I抦 asking you first, right?!. I mean I抦 playing by the rules.

All: Absolutely, yeah!

Rachel: Chandler! You抮e smoking? What are you doing?!

Chandler: Hey, shut up!! You抮e not my real Mom!!

[Scene: Ross抯, the gang, minus Rachel of course, is there. Chandler is forced to smoke by an open window.]

Joey: (obviously cold) Hey, can you close that window Chandler? My nipples can cut glass over here!

Phoebe: Wait. Really?! 慍ause mine get me out of tickets.

Ross: Look, you guys I just wanna say, I really, really appreciate you spending this time with me. It抯 been a pretty hard time right now, so I just wanna say thanks.

Chandler: Can somebody else hug him? I have to stay by the window.

Ross: Oh hey, hey, huh, how about this weekend we have a laser disc marathon okay, and maybe a tournament on my new dart board? Huh, huh, what do you think? (in an Irish accent) Two days of darts, it抣l be great!

Joey: It抣l be great for next weekend.

Ross: No, no, no, this weekend guys!

Joey: It抣l be great for next weekend. I mean, (in an Irish accent) it抣l be grrreat.

Ross: What抯 going on?

Phoebe: Well, we were um, sorta invited to go skiing, y'know Rachel抯 sister抯 cabin. (Chandler goes back to the window to smoke again.)

Ross: So, for the whole weekend?

Monica: We抮e really sorry, but um, she did ask us first.

Ross: Yeah, that抯 okay, I mean if you guys all have to go away for the first weekend I抦 alone by myself, y'know then I totally, totally understand.

Phoebe: Y'know what, I can stay, I抦 gonna stay. 慍ause the last time I went skiing I was to afraid to jump off the chair lift, I just went around and around.

Joey: Uh, Pheebs we kinda need you to drive us all up there in your grandmother抯 cab, but y'know what, I抣l stay.

Monica: Noo! I抣l stay. He抯 my brother.

Ross: What a pity stay?

Monica: No! We抮e gonna have fun. We can make fudge!

Ross: Pity food? Y'know what that抯 okay, all right, I don抰 need any of you to stay, okay nobody stays.

Chandler: Well, then, I might as well offer to stay.

[Scene: In Phoebe抯 Grandmother抯 cab, driving up to the cabin. Phoebe抯 driving, Rachel抯 sitting shotgun, Chandler, Monica, and Joey are in the back seat.]

Joey: (to Chandler and Monica) Hey, does anybody else feel bad about Ross?

Monica: Why? Do you think he抯 still mad at us?

Chandler: (to Joey) Well he抯 probably mad after you called him this morning to borrow his goggles.

Joey: What? Mine aren抰 tinted.

[Chandler starts to light a cigarette.]

Phoebe: Chandler!!

Chandler: What?

Phoebe: What does the sign say?

Chandler: Beam me up Jesus.

Phoebe: No, the 慛o Smoking?sign. There抯 no smoking in my Grandmother抯 cab.

Chandler: Okay, well, then, I-I have to go to the bathroom.

All: Oh!

Phoebe: Please!

Monica: No Chandler no! No unscheduled stops. You can go when we stop for gas.

Chandler: Oh, come on, there抯 a rest stop right up there! Come on, I really have to goooooooooo.

Joey: Oh, now I have to go!!

[Scene: The rest stop, Phoebe抯 pulling in.]

Chandler: Here we go. Okay, brace yourselves.

Monica: What?

[Both Chandler and Joey put their feet up against the glass, Monica doesn抰 and gets thrown up against the glass.]

Rachel: Okay.

Monica: Ow!

[Joey gets out and sprints to the bathroom and Chandler follows with a cigarette in his hands.]

Phoebe: (to Rachel, who抯 staying in the cab.) Aren抰 you gonna go?

Rachel: No. Thank you.

Monica: (getting out) No, Rachel never pees in public restrooms.

Rachel: Well, they never have any paper in there y'know. So my rule is 憂o tissue, no tuschy.? (Phoebe laughs and gets out.) Well, if everybody抯 going. (She gets out and starts to close the door.)

Phoebe: No, y'know what don抰 close it (Rachel slams the door shut locking themselves out.) 慶ause the... keys.. are in there.

Chandler: Oh, no-no-no-no-no-no!!

Joey: What抯 going on?

Chandler: (to Joey) My lighter抯 in there! (points to the cab)


COMMERCIAL BREAK

[Scene: The rest stop, the gang is still stuck, Chandler is kneeling at the rear bumper.]

Chandler: Damn! (stands up) The tailpipe抯 not hot enough to light this!

Joey: Relax okay, I-I-I can get this open. Anybody have a coat hanger?

Chandler: Oh I do! Op, no, wait a minute, I took it out of my shirt when I put it on this morning.

Monica: So, if you抮e parents hadn抰 got divorced, you抎 be able to answer a question like a normal person?

Joey: Look, I just need a wire something to jimmy it. Oh hey, one of you guys give me the underwire from your bra!

Monica: What?!

Rachel: What?!

Joey: Come on! Who has the biggest boobs?

Monica: Please!!

Joey: Whoever has the biggest boobs, has the biggest bra, therefore has the biggest wire.

The Girls: No, not getting my bra!

Joey: If you wanna get back in the car, we need the wire, your call.

Phoebe: Okay, Monica抯 are the biggest.

Monica: These tiny, little non-breasts?! Please, it抯 gotta be Rachel.

Rachel: What, no, no, no, mine are deceptively small I mean, I-I-I actually sometimes, st-stuff my bra.

Monica: All right then, your bra would still be big.

Rachel: No, I stuff outside the bra.

Chandler: Ladies, ladies, let抯 just compromise okay? Phoebe, Rachel take off Monica抯 bra.

Phoebe: All right, forget it, nevermind, you can have mine.

[Chandler crumples up his cigarette pack and throws it on the ground.]

Rachel: (seeing him) Chandler, what are you doing? There is a trash can right there.

Chandler: Well, I thought if I littered, that crying Indian might come by and save us.

Phoebe: (finishing removing her bra) Okay, there.

Joey: Thank you Phoebe, that is very, very generous.

Chandler: Okay, now let抯 decide who has the nicest ass.

Joey: (opening the door) And there you go!

All: Oh, yeahhhhh!!!

[They all run to get in the cab, and Chandler pulls out a smoke.]

Monica: Chandler!!

Chandler: At least let me smoke it to the good part.

[Phoebe puts the car in gear and starts to back out.]

Phoebe: Okay. (The car moves a few feet and sputters to a stop.) Oh, no!

Rachel: What, what抯 it, what抯 going on?

Phoebe: Yeah, this has happened before.

Rachel: So you know how to fix it?

Phoebe: Yep. Put more gas in.

[Scene: Carol and Susan抯, Carol is setting a romantic dinner for Susan as there is a knock on the door.]

Carol: (answering the door) Hi!

Ross: (entering) Hey.

Carol: Hey, what are you doing here?

Ross: Well, oh just ah, I was just wondering, when you and I split up, did you get the tape that was half the last episode of M*A*S*H and half the hostages coming home?

Carol: Ah yeah, but now it抯 Susan and me in Mexico and the hostages coming home.

Ross: Where抯 Ben?

Carol: He抯 sleeping.

Ross: Ahh. (notices the table) Ooh, is this a ah, is this a bad time?

Carol: Umm, yeah, actually, Susan抯 gonna be home any minute, it抯 kinda an anniversary.

Ross: Oh! I thought you guys got married in uh, January?

Carol: It抯 not that kind of anniversary.

Ross: Ah! (realises) Oh.

Carol: Sooo!! Anyway...

Ross: Umm, candles, champagne, yeah anniversaries are great. 慍ause you know love lasts forever, y'know. Nothing like it in this lifetime, money in the bank, so Rachel and I broke up.

Carol: Oh God, Ross I am so sorry.

Ross: Yeah, well.

Carol: Y'know what, I want to talk to you about this so much, but we should probably do it when we could really get into it, are you free for dinner tomorrow night?

Ross: Oh yeah, I抎 love that.

Carol: Oh, great! Me too.

Ross: I guess it all started when Rachel got this new job. (he sits down at the table.)

[Scene: The rest stop, Phoebe is on the phone to the motor club.]

Phoebe: Okay, yeah. (to Monica and Rachel) Triple A can pick us up.

Rachel: Great!

Phoebe: Yeah, what town are we near?

Monica: Freemont. West-Westmont, ah Westburg?

Phoebe: (to Monica) Then why are you answering? Do you at least know what route we抮e on?

Rachel: Yeah, we are definitely on Route 27.

Phoebe: Okay. (on phone) We are at a rest stop on Route 27. Okay. (to Rachel) There is no Route 27. (listens) (to Rachel) Okay, either 93 or 76?

Rachel: I don抰 know, I抦 sorry, I always slept in the back when we drove up here.

Phoebe: Okay. (on phone) Hey, can you send somebody up and down 76 and check every rest stop, and, and also 93? (listens) Okay! (hangs up) Yeah, no they don抰 do that.

Rachel: Ugh, okay, well somebody will come and save us.

Monica: Who? I mean have you seen a car come by here in the last hour and a half? I think we should call Ross, maybe he can get a car and come pick us up.

Rachel: No! No, I am not getting in a car with Ross, we will just have to live here!

Phoebe: But if...

Rachel: No you guys, I am not getting in a car with him, you抣l have to think of something else.

Phoebe: Oh good, oh Joey and Chandler are back.

[Joey walks up helping Chandler.]

Monica: So the going for help went well?

Joey: Oh yeah, Smokey Joe here got half way to the highway and collapsed.

Chandler: I have the lung capacity of a two year old. (starts to light another cigarette.)

Monica: Then why are you smoking?

Chandler: Well it抯 very unsettling.

[Scene: Carol and Susan抯, Ross is eating the dinner Carol made for Susan.]

Ross: ....right? Right? I mean it抯 pretty unbelievable y'know, I mean they just took off, took off without even looking back. Y'know I don抰, I don抰 need them, huh, I抳e got you guys now as friends, you and Susan.

Carol: Ah, Susan will be so pleased.

[Ross抯 beeper goes off.]

Ross: (looking at the page) 717? (to Carol) Where抯 717? (He gets up to return the page, Carol starts to take the last of the food into the kitchen, but Ross grabs the last piece.) Hey, you抳e have more of these for Susan right?

Carol: No. But it抯 okay, I抣l just put out pickles or something.

[Cut to the rest stop, Monica and Phoebe are waiting anxiously by the phone as it rings.]

Phoebe: (answering the phone) (whispering) Ross, thank God.

Ross: Pheebs? What, why are you whispering?

Phoebe: I ate a bug.

[Rachel starts to walk up.]

Monica: (running over to stop Rachel) Hey Rach, the tampons here are only a penny. Let抯 stock up. (takes her into the bathroom)

Phoebe: Listen Ross, we ran out of gas, and we don抰 know where we are, so we can抰 get a tow truck.

Ross: Oh, now you want a favour?

Phoebe: Yes, please.

Ross: Well, oh, I抦 sorry your car broke down Pheebs, but I抦 a little too busy with some of my real friends right now, but please call to let me know you got home safely okay?

Carol: (running over and grabbing the phone away from Ross) (on phone) Phoebe, hang on a second. (Hands Ross her keys) Here, take my car, go pick up your friends.

Ross: No, I抦 not gonna pick them up.

Carol: Listen, we both know you抮e gonna do it 慶ause you抮e not a jerk. Okay? So you can either sulk here for a half hour and then go pick them up, or save us both time and sulk in the car.

Ross: No, Rachel doesn抰 want me to....

Carol: Look, I-I-I am sorry that Rachel dumped you 慶ause she fell in love with that Mark guy, and you are the innocent victim in all of this, but don抰 punish your friends for what Rachel did to you.

Ross: Yeah, you抮e right.

Carol: (on phone) Phoebe hang on a second Ross wants to say something. (listens) What? (listens) (to Ross) You slept with someone else?!

Ross: We were on a break!!! Okay!! (grabs the phone) We were, we were..., (calms down) yeah. Where are you? I抣l find you. (hangs up)

Carol: You slept with another woman?

Ross: Oh, you-you抮e-you抮e one to talk.

[Scene: The rest stop, Joey is making a sign.]

Joey: Okay, done.

Monica: (reading the sign) What抯 憄leh?

Joey: That抯 慼elp?spelled backwards so that the helicopters can read it from the air!

Monica: Huh. What抯 doofus spelled backwards?

[Ross drives up.]

Rachel: (all excited) Op, op, car! Car!! (sees it抯 Ross) Ugh!!!

Phoebe: Oh, it抯 Ross on one of his drives!

Chandler and Joey: Hey!!

Phoebe: Hi!

Rachel: What is he doing here?!

Ross: He is saving your butt, ah, unless of course I抦 stepping on some toes here, in which case I can just mosey on, I抳e got plenty of people to help on the Interstate.

All: No! Come on!

Rachel: All right!! Fine! Fine.

{Ross grabs the gas can he brought along, and walks through Joey抯 sign destroying it.]

Joey: Arrrghh!!

Chandler: Oh no, now it抯 not gonna make any sense!

Phoebe: (to Chandler and Monica) You guys, what, what do we do about Ross who drove all the way up here? What do we do? Just like send him back and we抮e then gonna go skiing?

Chandler: Oh, this is horrible, it抯 just horrible.

Joey: Guys, do you think we should ask Ross to come along?

Monica: I know, what about Rachel? I mean how are we even gonna ask her?

Rachel: Ask me what?

Monica: Umm, if ah, it might be okay if Ross came skiing?

Chandler, Phoebe, and Joey: No, I wasn抰 gonna ask you that, no.

Rachel: You guys are unbelievable. No! He cannot come.

Ross: Excuse me?

Chandler: It抯 horrible.

Ross: (sarcastic) Oh please, can抰 I come to your special, magical cabin?

Rachel: Why would you even want to come Ross? You抮e a horrible skier.

Ross: Oh-oh, hitting me where it hurts, my ski skills.

Monica: Here we go again.

Joey: I-I can抰 handle this, you guys.

Chandler: Y'know what, I can handle it, handle抯 my middle name. Actually it抯 the ah, middle part of my first name.

Ross: All right Pheebs, your cab抯 ready.

Rachel: All right, let抯 go!

Ross: You抮e welcome.

Rachel: Oh, I抦 sorry, were you speaking to me or sleeping with someone else?

Ross: We were on a break!

Rachel: Y'know Ross why don抰 you put that on your answering machine!

Ross: Hey-hey, it抯 valid okay? And I抦 not the only one who thinks so, Monica agrees with me.

Rachel: (to Monica) What?!

Monica: (shyly) I don抰 know.

Ross: That抯 what you said last night.

Monica: What I said was, was that I understood. Joey抯 the one who agreed with you!

Ross: Okay.

Rachel: Really Joey?

Joey: (pause) What?

Phoebe: Y'know what, but there is, there is no right or wrong, here.

Rachel: No, I think it抯 very obvious who抯 wrong here.

Ross: Obviously not to Joey.

[They all turn around and look at Joey.]

Joey: (pause) What?

[They all start fighting with each other.]

Ross: (to Rachel) Look both, Joey and Monica feel the same way that I do. No-no-no-no.

Chandler: Guys, guys, guess who I am?! (starts dancing around in an effort to stop the fighting.)

[They stop briefly to look at Chandler, but then start fighting again.]

Phoebe: Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!! Hey!!! (they all stop fighting, Chandler continues to dance.) Look what you抮e doing to Chandler!! (Chandler finally stops) (to Ross and Rachel) Yeah, look, we know this is really, really hard for you guys. Okay? (Ross starts to leave) You don抰, all right you don抰 have to love each other, okay? You don抰, you don抰 even have to like each other much right now. But please, you have to figure out a way to be around each other.

Joey: Yeah, and not put us in the middle.

Phoebe: Yeah, otherwise, I mean that抯, that抯, that抯 just it for us hanging out together. Y'know is that what you want? (they both look away) Can you be civil?

Rachel: Yeah.

Ross: I can.

Phoebe: Okay. Good, all right, let抯 get back in the car, 慶ause it抯 freezing, and my chest is unsupported.

Joey: Oh what, wait, wait a second, I mean, what are we doing? Who抯 going with who?

Ross: Look, you guys, you guys should go. (Joey tries to say something, but Ross cuts him off.) No, I抦, you, you planned this all out, and I don抰 want to ruin it, so you guys should just go.

Joey: Come on man, you drove all the way up here.

Ross: No, no, really, I抳e got to take the car back anyway, I抦 spending all day tomorrow with Ben, It抯 fine, no guilt I promise.

Rachel: Thank you.

Monica: All right, we抣l call you when we get back.

Ross: Okay.

Phoebe: Maybe we can like go to a movie or something.

Ross: Okay.

Phoebe: Or, or the rodeo!!

Ross: That would be great.

Phoebe: Okay!

Chandler: I was being Shelly Winters from The Poseidon Adventure.

Ross: I know!

[They all get in the cab and drive away.]

Phoebe: Bye!!!

[Ross tries to start the truck, and discovers the battery抯 dead.]


CLOSING CREDITS

[Scene: Carol and Susan抯, Carol is running to answer the door.]

Carol: (looking through the peephole) Ugh. (opening the door) Ross!

Ross: (entering) Hi! Sorry I抦 late. Were you sleeping?

Carol: Ahh, nooo!!

Ross: Oh, great! Listen, oh I had to get you a whole new battery. I got you the best one I could, 慶ause that抯 not where you want to skimp.

Carol: You抮e a genius, Ross.

Ross: Yeah, well it came to about $112, but what the hell, just call it an even 110?

Carol: Okay, I抣l pay you tomorrow. (pushes him out the door)

Ross: Okay.

Carol: Okay, bye!!

Ross: So they ah, they all took off, it was pretty hard watching them go, y'know?

Carol: Yeah, okay, bye. (closes the door, turns out the lights, and runs back to the bedroom)

Ross: (outside the door) So I抦 gonna take off then!

END

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