影视听说 学英语,练听力,上听力课堂! 注册 登录
> 影视听说 > 影视原声 > 老友记 > 老友记第七季 >  列表

老友记第七季712 The One Where They’re Up All Night

所属教程:老友记第七季

浏览:

随身学
扫描二维码方便学习和分享
http://online1.tingclass.net/lesson/shi0529/0000/34/12.mp3
http://image.tingclass.net/statics/js/2012

712 The One Where They’re Up All Night

[Scene: The Building’s Roof, the entire gang plus Tag are there to look for a comet. They’re looking for a comet on a roof of a New York apartment building. Yeah, that’s realistic. You might as well look for the moon on a bright sunny day.]
Monica: (looking up) Ross, when’s this comet thing start?
Ross: Well, technically it seven billion years ago… (Well, technically you’d be able to see it for days, well nights; that is if you could see it with all of the bright lights of New York.)
All: (groaning) Oh no! Oh no! (They all start to get up a leave.)
Ross: Okay! Okay! Fine, I’ll stop! No teaching, okay? We’ll just watch the pretty light streaking across the sky. (Comets don’t streak across the sky, meteors do.) Okay? Who’s official name is Bapstein-King.
All: Okay! Okay! (They start to leave again.)
Phoebe: (looking up) There it is! Oh, look at that! Isn’t Mother Nature amazing?
Chandler: (looking up with her) That’s a plane!
Phoebe: Well, all right. 1700 bags of peanuts flying that high, that’s pretty amazing too.
Tag: Hey, I wonder if you can see my apartment from up here.
Rachel: No. No, you can’t.
Tag: What?
Rachel: Oh I don’t-I don’t know.
Ross: Man, look at all those stars! (Yeah, you can see what? Five of them from the city?) Infinite space. It really, really makes you wonder, doesn’t it?
Joey: (looking through his binoculars at a nearby building) Y’know what else makes you wonder?
Ross: Huh?
Joey: Check out the rack on this chick! (Turns around to point it out to Ross and finds that Ross is glaring at him. So he quickly puts his binoculars to his eyes and starts looking for the comet.)
Opening Credits
[Scene: The Roof, continued from earlier.]
Monica: Okay, we’ve been out here for two hours and we haven’t seen any stupid comets. Can we go now? I mean, Chandler’s getting chilly. (She walks over to where Chandler is bundled up in a big coat and shivering.)
Chandler: (with a quivering voice) No, I’m not!
Joey: Then why are you wearing Monica’s jacket?
Chandler: Because it’s flattering! (Shivers harder) Come on Monica! Come on Monica! (He goes inside.)
Rachel: Yeah actually, I think we’re gonna take off too. We rented a movie.
Phoebe: Oh! I won’t say, ‘no’ to a movie!
Rachel: Uh Pheebs, we just actually kinda wanted to be alone.
Phoebe: Shh! Get me out of here.
Rachel: Oh. (They leave, leaving just Joey and Ross.)
Joey: (whispering) Ross!
Ross: What?
Joey: Come here, check this out!
Ross: What? Is it the comet? (Runs over to where Joey’s standing.)
Joey: No! No-no. Look, there’s a bug stuck in tar right here. (Bends down to get a closer look.)
Ross: Joey come—I can’t believe—I bring you here to see the Bapstein-King comet, one of nature’s most spectacular phenomenon, and all you care about are bugs stuck in tar and-and some woman!
Joey: (standing up) Y’know, there’s two women dude.
Ross: Show me where?
Joey: Right-right up here. (Starts looking at them through a piece of pipe.)
Ross: (noticing the pipe and looking at the door) Joey where’s the pipe that was holding the door open?
Joey: (annoyed) I don’t know! (Goes back to looking through the pipe.) (Pause) Yeah, I do.
Ross: Joey!
Joey: What?! All right—Hey! Don’t look at me! You’re the one who wanted to come up and look for some stupid Burger King comet!
Ross: It’s called the Bapstein-King comet, okay? (Joey starts to groan.) Hey! Hey! Bapstein was a very well respected astronomer!
Joey: (covering his ears and yelling) Oh no! No! No! (He starts banging on the door.)
[Scene: Monica and Chandler’s bedroom, Monica is sleeping and Chandler’s sitting in bed, wide awake.]
Chandler: (whispering) Monica!
Monica: She’s sleeping.
Chandler: I know, just quick-quick question, quick question. Which one was Deep Impact and which one was Armageddon?
Monica: Deep Impact was the one with Robert Duval, Armageddon is what’s going to happen to you if you wake me up.
Chandler: Sorry, I just…can’t sleep. Ooh! (Turns on the light and Monica groans.) Where is that book that you are reading with the two women who were ice-skating and wearing, wearing those hats with the flowers on it? Because every time I look at that cover I’m like…(Fake snores.)
Monica: It is in the living room where there is also a light! And no one will kick you in the shin.
Chandler: What?! (Monica kicks him in the shin.) Ow! (He gets out of bed and heads into the living room.)
[Scene: Phoebe's apartment, there is a beeping noise coming from the living room and Phoebe sleepily goes to investigate.]
Phoebe: (crossing her fingers and closing her eyes) Please don’t be a space ship. Please don’t be a space ship. (She turns on the light and looks around and finds that it’s the smoke detector that’s beeping.) Oh thank God! (She moves a chair over and starts to investigate how to make the beeping turn off, in frustration she yanks the thing off of the wall. She sets it down and heads for bed, just as she gets there it beeps again. She opens the cover and removes the battery, but it still beeps.) How could you be beeping?! I just disconnected you! I took out your battery! How can…
Smoke Detector: Beep!
Phoebe: Don’t interrupt me!!
[Scene: The Roof, Ross and Joey are banging on the door.]
Ross: Rachel!! Monica!!
Joey: Come on!
(Ross gets fed up with Joey’s banging and stops him by pulling him away from the door.)
Ross: I can’t believe this!!
Joey: All right well, y’know…I guess we know what we have to do to get down.
Ross: (standing at the edge of the roof) Yeah, I guess we don’t have a choice. (Screaming to the street) Help us! Please help us! We’re stuck up on the roof and we can’t get down!!!
Joey: Ross. I was thinking we could just go down the fire escape. (Points it out.)
Ross: (To Joey) I know, I wasn’t finished. (Joey motions him to finish.) (Yelling at the street) But don’t worry! We’re gonna go down the fire escape!!
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's kitchen, Chandler has a jug of milk in his hands and decides to make some warm milk. He opens up the cabinet to get a pot and manages to knock several other pots onto the floor making a lot of noise.]
Chandler: Shhhhhhhhh!!! (Monica enters) I’m sorry, I thought maybe I’d make some warm milk and it would help me sleep.
Monica: With a wok? (Chandler’s holding a wok.) I thought you were going to read my boring book to put you asleep.
Chandler: It got interesting! Damn you Oprah!
Monica: Here, let me make the milk, I’m up anyway.
Chandler: Hey, y’know what we can do? Y’know, now that we are up? We can just like talk to each other all night long, y’know like we did when we were first going out. It’d be fun!
Monica: Okay that does sound like fun.
Chandler: Okay, so how bummed were you when the second sister died huh?
Monica: The second sister dies?!
Chandler: (Pause) No. No, I-I was, I was talking about the book I was reading.
Monica: The second sister dies in Archie and Jughead Double Digest?
Chandler: That’s correct.
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Rachel and Tag are making out on the couch.]
Rachel: You wanna go in the bedroom? It’s a little more comfortable.
Tag: Sure.
Rachel: Okay. (They start to head for the bedroom) Oh wait! Umm, did you send those contracts to Milan?
Tag: If this is your idea of sexy talk? (Shakes his head that it’s not working.)
Rachel: No seriously, y’know the contracts I gave you, did you overnight them?
Tag: What contracts?
Rachel: Okay please tell me that this is just one of your jokes that you do that I don’t get.
Tag: Like what?
Rachel: Y’know, like the thing when you put the phone in your pants? (He starts laughing.) Tag! I’m serious! This isn’t funny! Those contracts absolutely had to go out today!
Tag: Rach, I’m sorry, but you didn’t give me any contracts!
Rachel: Yes I did! And I put a little Post-It on it that said, "Must go out today," and underlined today three times and, and then I put a little heart in the corner because I didn’t want to seem to bossy.
Tag: I’m telling you, you never gave them to me.
Rachel: Y’know what Tag, if we went down to the office you would see those contracts sitting on your desk.
Tag: No, I would see you looking embarrassed because they are not on my desk!
Rachel: Or maybe you would see me looking embarrassed because you are talking on the phone with your crotch!
Tag: You wanna go down to the office right now?
Rachel: No! Come on its late, we’re not gonna go down to the office.
Tag: Okay I understand. (Sits down.) I wouldn’t want to be proved wrong either.
Rachel: Okay get your coat! (They get their coats and start to leave. Rachel suddenly stops and sticks the hand up the back of her shirt.) Oh! When did you unhook this? (Her bra.) Nice work!
[Scene: The Fire Escape, Joey and Ross have reached the last landing. Joey is tugging on the ladder that extends to the ground, but it won’t budge.]
Joey: All right, it won’t go down any further. It’s stuck.
Ross: Ugh. Well, we’re just gonna have to jump. (Joey looks at him.) Yeah. Now, we’re gonna have to make sure to land to the right of that patch of ice, okay? Not hit the dumpster on the other side and uh, and try to avoid that-that weird brownish red stuff in the middle. So, when you get down there…you go up to the roof and you let me in.
Joey: Oh whoa-whoa wait a minute! I have to do it?!
Ross: Yeah! Oh yeah, you’ll be fine! It-it’ll be uh, just like bungy jumping. Y’know? But instead of bouncing back up you-you won’t.
Joey: What if I smack my head on the concrete?
Ross: Well, I’m gonna lie to you Joey, it’s a possibility.
Joey: (looks at the ground and at Ross) I don’t know Ross! I-I tell you what, let’s flip to see who does it, okay? You-you call it in the air, all right?
Ross: Oh, all right. (Joey flips the coin.) Tails! (The coin bounces off of the landing above them and falls to the ground.) Can you-can you see what it is?
Joey: No.
Ross: Okay. Well, you be careful.
Joey: What? No! No Ross! No-no! Stop! I’m not jumping! Okay, look I have an audition tomorrow and I can’t go if I break my leg.
Ross: Well I’m jumping! I have a son! Okay? He won’t have a father if-if I die!
Joey: Well all right so, it looks like we’re even!
[Scene: Phoebe's apartment, Phoebe is still investigating the smoke detector trying to figure out how to stop the beeping.]
Phoebe: Okay. So, this wire is connected to this wire which plugs into here. (She points at each as she says it.) Okay so, to get the beeping to stop all I have to do… (She picks up a shoe and proceeds to pummel the smoke detector. She then gets up and heads to bed, stops, quickly turns around, and is satisfied that the beeping has stopped.) Well done, Pheebs. (She resumes her trek to bed, but is stopped at the entrance to the hallway by the now steady and extremely loud tone emanating from the smoke detector.) (Yelling.) What do you want from me?!!!!!!!
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's bedroom, Monica is entering with a mug.]
Monica: Okay, here’s your milk. What do you want to talk about? (She sees that Chandler has fallen asleep and slams the door loudly to wake him up.)
Chandler: (startled) What? What? What?
Monica: Ohh! Ohhhh! Were you sleeping sweetie? I’m sorry. Here. (Hands the mug of milk to him.)
[Scene: Rachel’s Outer Office, Tag and her are arriving.]
Tag: Okay! Feel free to look, but I’m telling you those contracts are not on this desk.
Rachel: Oh how can you possibly know? Look at this mess, Tag! I mean, this is what I’m talking about! You have to be organized! You’ve got newspapers! You’ve got magazines! You got—Ohh! (Finds a picture.) And who is this chippy? A little young for you Tag, but whatever.
Tag: It’s my sister.
Rachel: Okay, very cute braces. Anyway y’know what, the point is Tag, start looking because you are going to find those contracts on your desk. (She goes into her office.)
Tag: So when do you imagine you gave them to me? In the morning or in the afternoon?
Rachel: In the afternoon. Mr. Zelner came into my office after lunch. He put them on my desk, and then I put a Post-It on it (Looks down onto her desk and finds the folder with the Post-It on it that contains the contracts she imagined she gave Tag) that said, "Must go out today." So you just keep looking in there! All right?
Commercial Break
[Scene: Rachel’s outer office, Tag has finished searching his desk and Rachel comes out to try to plant the folder on the desk.]
Tag: It’s not here.
Rachel: Puzzler. A bit of a puzzle. Why don’t you um, check the copy room, maybe you left the contracts in there?
Tag: How could I have left them in the copy room?
Rachel: I don’t know Tag! How can your genitals make phone calls? Okay? It’s not a perfect world! Just go please.
Tag: Fine.
Rachel: Thank you. (He leaves and she proceeds to plant the folder in his bottom drawer. She then picks up the phone and holds it to her breasts.) Hello? (Hangs up the phone.) I still don’t get it.
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's bedroom, Chandler has his eyes closed, while Monica is fully awake.]
Monica: Are you still awake?
Chandler: Yeah! You?
Monica: You do know that was me who just said that right? (He doesn’t respond and she turns on the light, waking him.) Hey. As long as we’re both up…
Chandler: (intrigued) Yeah? (Monica nods yes.) I hope you’re not thinking about cleaning the living room.
[Scene: The fire escape, Joey and Ross are still trying to figure out how to get down.]
Joey: Man, I’m starving! What the hell was I thinking at dinner?! "Do you want soup or salad?" Both! Always order both!
Ross: (looking in the window behind them) Y’know, y’know I’m lookin’ and I don’t think anyone’s home here. I say we just break the window, crawl through, and-and y’know explain later.
Joey: Yeah? Really? No one’s home?
Ross: I don’t think so. Hello? (Knocks on the glass, which angers the big, large, angry dog behind the glass and causes them to jump to the other side of the landing.) When you get in there… (Joey nods his disapproval.)
[Scene: Phoebe’s apartment building, in desperation she has wrapped up the smoke detector in a blanket and is going to throw it into the trash chute.]
Phoebe: Okay, this is where you and I part ways. (She drops the blanket into the chute.) Noisy bitch!
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's bedroom, Chandler is turning on the light to awaken a now sleeping Monica.]
Monica: What?! What are you doing?!
Chandler: Do you know what just happened?
Monica: Yeah. We-we had sex and then we fell asleep.
Chandler: No. We were in the middle of sex…and you fell asleep.
Monica: Nooo! No, that’s not true. No, best time ever! Yeah, you rocked me world! (She turns out the light to go back to sleep.)
Chandler: (turning the light back on) Monica?
Monica: What?!
Chandler: I was giving you some of my best moves, and you missed it. So please wake up so we can do it right!
Monica: Okay. Okay, I’m ready. Come on big fella!
Chandler: Okay.
Monica: Give me the good stuff.
Chandler: Yeah! (Monica falls asleep) No! No! No! Don’t fall asleep! Okay, I am going to make you some coffee. (Monica doesn’t move as he gets out of bed and as he’s heading for the door.) And I probably won’t spill coffee grounds all over the kitchen floor.
Monica: Okay, I’m up! I’m up!
[Scene: Rachel’s outer office, she’s returning with two coffee cups in hand to find Tag sitting there.]
Rachel: Hi! I got you some coffee. To, uh… (She looks for a place to set it on his messy desk and he clears a spot for her to set it down.) …fair enough. So! Do you got anything for me?
Tag: Still no luck.
Rachel: Oh my God! Did you check your entire desk! Did you check all the drawers!
Tag: Do you want me to check again?
Rachel: Well yeah, I wish that you would. (He opens the top drawer.) Well, no it’s not in there! (Closes it.) How about that drawer? (She points to the bottom one and he opens it. She doesn’t see the folder she planted and bends over to check.)
Tag: Well, it’s not out here. Is there any chance it could be in your office?
Rachel: (thinks) Y’know, I don’t-I don’t know. Let me, let me check. (As she heads for her office, she stops glances over her should at Tag, looks into her office, and finds the folder on her desk.)
Tag: (smirking) Any luck?
Rachel: Can I see you in my office for a minute?
Tag: (entering) Yeah? (She holds up the folder) You found them!! (Rachel is not amused, because she’s still going to try to blame him for her mistake like every ‘good’ boss.) Y’know what? I’m not even going to gloat. I’m just really relived this whole thing is over.
Rachel: You put these on my desk!
Tag: I did not!
Rachel: Oh really? So you’re saying they just slid out of your bottom drawer, crawled across the floor, then jumped on to my desk?! (I think Dogbert should have a line here.)
Tag: How did you know they were in my bottom drawer?
Rachel: (pause as she realizes her lame attempt to shift the blame has failed) I am so hot for you right now.
[Scene: Phoebe's apartment, there is someone pounding on the door and Phoebe sleepily walks over and answers it. As she nears the door, the pounding stops and she can hear the smoke detector’s wail.]
Phoebe: Oh my God! How did you get back here?!
A Disembodied Voice: (yelling through the door) Phoebe Buffay?!
Phoebe: (scared) Fire alarm? (She opens the door to reveal a fireman holding the blanket with the smoke detector.) Oh! Hi, officer—fireman, can-can I help you?
The Fireman: We found your fire alarm in the trash chute.
Phoebe: That’s not mine.
The Fireman: Yes it is.
Phoebe: How do you know?
The Fireman: The next time you want to dump a fire alarm in a trash chute, don’t wrap it in a blanket that says, "Property of Phoebe Buffay not Monica."
Phoebe: Okay do you—Okay, do you have a search warrant? Because the last time I checked this was still America!
The Fireman: Please reattach this, it’s against the law to disconnect them.
Phoebe: Fine! (She takes the blanket.) But please God; tell me how to stop them from going off!
The Fireman: There’s a reset button under the plastic cover.
Phoebe: There’s a reset button?! Ugh, thank you! Thank you! (He exits and she goes to shut it off.) There’s a reset button! My God! Why didn’t I see that! (She takes off the plastic cover and looks for the button.) Reset button, reset button, where is there a reset button? (Finds it.) Oh here it is! (Picks it up off of the floor.) Oh! (She presses it hard, but of course it would help if the button was still attached to the detector. In frustration she presses it so hard it causes pain in her thumb.) Ohh, God!
[Scene: The fire escape, Joey is now hanging off of the bottom rung of the ladder that won’t move and Ross is watching from above.]
Ross: Okay, do-do you have a good grip?
Joey: Yeah!
Ross: Okay, I’m going to start climb down you now.
Joey: All right! Just hurry up!
Ross: Okay. Now-now-now should I climb down your front so we’re face to face or-or should I climb down your back so we’re-we’re butt to face.
Joey: I think face to face.
Ross: I would say that.
Joey: Face to face, yeah!
Ross: Okay, here I go.
Joey: All right.
(Ross steps onto the bottom rung of the ladder and then steps on Joey’s chest.)
Joey: (grunting) Oh my… How much do you weigh Ross?!
Ross: I prefer not to answer that right now, I’m still carrying a little holiday weight.
(Ross continues to climb down. He puts his other foot further down on Joey’s torso, but that doesn’t work very well and he’s forced to wrap his legs around Joey. Which then forces Joey to get a nice and close view of Ross’s crotch.)
Joey: Y’know, when we talked about face to face, I don’t think we thought it all the way through.
Ross: So what do you want me to do?
Joey: Well, just shimmy down me and drop!
(Ross continues his trek south, and when they get face to face.)
Ross: Hi.
Joey: Hi.
Ross: (looking down) M-maybe I should hang and you can climb down me.
Joey: (angrily) Yeah? Maybe we should talk about that for a little while!
Ross: It’s still looks pretty far!
Joey: It’s not that far! Just drop!
Ross: Do not rush me!!
(Ross continues south and his now wrapped around Joey’s legs.)
Joey: Ross, you should know that my pants are startin’ to come down and I’m not wearing any underwear!
(Ross panics and falls off, dropping to the ground with a huge crash.)
Ross: Oww!! My ankle! I really hurt my ankle! I think I twisted it when I—Ooh, a quarter!
Ending Credits
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's bedroom, they’re cuddling.]
Monica: That really was some of your best work.
Chandler: Hm-hmm, I told you! (Looks at the clock) I can’t believe that I’ve only got two hours before I call in sick for work.
Monica: I have to be up in seven minutes.
Chandler: Well, you’re not gonna believe this, but if you have seven minutes…
Monica: Really?!
Chandler: Do you wanna?
Monica: Okay! You get the vacuum cleaner and I’ll get the furniture polish!
(She runs off leaving a stunned Chandler behind.)

End


罗斯,慧星是什么时候形成的?
是这样的,从理论上说
它形成于七十亿年以前ˇ
哦 不! 哦 不!
好吧 好吧 我不说了
不上课
好吧 我们就来看那道从天空中
划过的美丽的光芒
它的学名叫作Bapstein-King
好了! 好了!
在那!快看呐!大自然的力量多令人惊奇啊对吧?
那是飞机!
好吧 1700袋花生在那么高的地方飞翔
这也足够让人惊奇的
嘿 我想知道你在这能看见我的公寓吗?
不 不 你不能
什么?
哦 我不知道
看看那些星星吧!
无限的宇宙实在让人感到惊奇 对吧?
你知道还有什么让人惊奇的吗?
哈?
快看那小妞身上的衣服!
我们已经在外面呆了两个小时了
连一颗愚蠢的慧星都没看到
我们能走了吗?
我是说 钱德在发抖了
不 没有!
那你干么穿着莫妮卡的外套?
因为它讨人喜欢!
走吧 莫妮卡! 走吧!
我想我们也得走了 我们租了一部带子
哦! 我不会拒绝一部片子的
菲比 其实我们想单独待在一起
嘘! 快带我走

罗斯!
什么事?
过来看看这个!
是什么?慧星吗?
不! 不 你看 这儿有只虫子陷进沥青里
乔伊 我真不敢相信 我带你来这是为了看Bapstein-King慧星 大自然最美妙的奇观之一
可你关心的却是
陷在沥青里的虫子 还有女人!
你要知道有两个女人
让我看看在哪?
就在那
乔伊 顶门的管子上哪去了?
我不知道!
是的,我知道了
乔伊!
什么?!好吧?嘿!别看着我 是你要上来看什么愚蠢的Burger King(汉堡店名)慧星的
是叫Bapstein-King慧星
嘿!嘿! Bapstein是一个非常受尊敬的天文学家!
哦 不! 不!
莫妮卡!
睡着了
我知道 就问一个很小的问题 一个小问题
哪一部片子是《天地大冲撞》,哪一部是《世界末日》?
《天地大冲撞》主演是罗伯特杜瓦尔
如果你吵醒我的话那就是《世界末日》
对不起,我只是睡不着
你看的那本书呢?封面上两个帽子上插花的滑冰女人
每次我看到那个封面我都会ˇ
在客厅里,那儿也有灯光而且没人会踢你的小腿!
什么?!
噢!
千万别是飞碟 千万别是飞碟
哦 感谢上帝!
还叫?!我已经把你拆了 卸了电池! 你还(叫)ˇ
哔!
别打断我!!
瑞秋!!莫妮卡!!
来吧!
真不敢相信!!
好吧, 我想我们知道该怎么下去
是的,我想我们没有选择
救命!救救我们!我们被困在屋顶了,我们下不去!!!
罗斯 我想我们可以顺着消防楼梯下去
我知道, 我还没喊完呢
但是别担心! 我们从消防楼梯下去!!

对不起, 我想弄些热牛奶可以帮助我入睡
用炒锅?
我以为你想看那本无聊的书来催眠
该死的!那本书变有趣了
来吧,我来煮牛奶, 反正我已经醒了
嘿, 你知道我们可以做什么吗?现在我们都起来
我们可以聊一整夜 就像我们刚约会时那样 棒极了
好吧 这听起来不错
读到妹妹死的时候真让人难过,对吧?
妹妹死了?!
不 我是说 我说的是我正在看的那本书
妹妹死在《Archie and Jughead's Double digest》(美国漫画)里?
没错
想到卧室里去吗?那里舒服一点
当然

哦 等等!你把那些合同寄到米兰去了吗?
这是你调情的方式吗?
不 说真的 你知道我交给你的合同 你把它们放过夜了?
什么合同?
告诉我这是你说的笑话当中我惟一没听懂的一个
比如说?
比如说你把电话放在短裤上
泰格!我是认真的!这一点都不好玩! 这些合同今天一定得寄出去!
瑞秋,对不起, 但是你没交给我什么合同
我交给你了!我在上面粘了张便利条上面写着
"今天必须寄出," 我还在今天下面划了三条线
并在信的一角画了一颗心
因为我不想让自己看起来太专横
我说,你从来没交给我什么合同
你知道 泰格 如果我们现在去办公室的话 你会发现那些合同就放在你桌上
不 我不想看到你尴尬 因为合同不在我桌子上
也许你会看到我的尴尬 因为你用裤裆打电话
你想现在就去办公室?
不 太晚了 我们不去办公室了
好吧 我明白 我也不想被证明自己是错的
好吧 拿上你的衣服
哦! 你什么时候解开的?
动作真巧妙!
好吧 下不去 卡住了
好吧 我们得跳下去
现在我们一定得跳到那块冰的右边
别撞到另一边的垃圾桶 试着避开中间那些奇怪的红褐色的东西
你下去以后再上到屋顶 然后放我进去
哦 等等! 我非得跳吗?!
是的 你会没事的! 就像,就像跳蹦极一样 不过你不会蹦回来的
万一我头撞在水泥地上怎么办?
我不想对你说谎 乔伊 也有可能
我不知道 罗斯 听我说 我们抛硬币 让老天来决定
好吧
反面!
你看得见是正面还是反面吗?
看不见
好吧 小心点
什么? 不 罗斯 等一下 我不能跳
我明天有个试镜 如果我摔断腿的话就没法去了
好吧 我也不能跳! 我有儿子 我死了他就会失去父亲
哦 好吧 看来起我们的处境一样的!
这条线 连着这条线 插进这里
所以要想让它停住就得ˇ
干得好,菲比
你想我怎么样?!!!!!!!
好了 牛奶好了 你想谈点什么?
什么事? 什么事? 什么事?
哦 你睡着了 亲爱的 对不起 牛奶煮好了
好吧!随便看,但是我告诉你合同不在我桌上
你怎么知道? 这里看起来乱七八糟的
泰格! 我正想跟你说 你得整理一下
报纸、杂志!还有 哦!
这小狐狸精是谁? 她对你来说太幼齿了
这是我妹妹
牙箍真可爱
泰格 总之你现在开始找的话 你会发现那些合同就在你桌子上
你想你什么时候交给我的?
早上还是下午?
下午 Mr.Zelner午饭以后来我的办公室
他放在我的办公桌上 我在上面贴了张便利贴
上面写着 "今天必须寄出" 所以你再仔细找找 好吗?
这儿没有
怪事
有一点点奇怪
为什么你不去
复印室看看 也许你把它们落那了?
我怎么会落在复印室?
我不知道 泰格!
你的小鸡鸡怎么打电话的?
好吧? 那不是《完美的世界》(电影名)! 去吧
好吧
谢谢
哈罗?
还是没办法
你还醒着吗?
是的! 你呢?
你知道刚才是我在说话对吗?
既然我们都醒着ˇ
什么?
我希望你不是想清洗客厅
我饿了! 你知道我想吃什么?!
"汤还是色拉?"两样都要!我从来都是两样都要!
我刚才往里面看了一下,我想这里面没人在家
我们先打破这扇窗户爬进去,以后再向人家解释
真的没人在家?
我想是的 Hello?
你进去以后ˇ
好吧,我们就在这里分手
你这个吵闹的婊子!
你在干什么?!
你知道刚才怎么回事吗?
是的 我们作爱然后我们睡着了
不 我们只做到一半ˇ然后你睡着了
不 不是这样的 我们从来没这么棒过!就像火星撞地球
莫妮卡?
什么?!
你错过了几个最棒的动作 你醒醒 让我们好好来一遍
好吧 准备好了 来吧 大小伙子
好的
给我吧
好的!
不! 不!不!别睡了!
好吧,我去给你煮点咖啡
说不定我会把咖啡洒得厨房满地都是
好吧,我起来!我起来!
嗨! 我给你拿了杯咖啡
ˇ做为交换 你找到我要的东西了吗?
还是不走运
哦 我的天! 你检查你的桌子了吗!你是不是检查了每个抽屉?
你想让我再检查一遍?
是的,我希望你再检查一遍.
不 不在这儿!
看看那个抽屉?
好吧 这儿也没有 是不是有可能在你的办公室里?
我不知道 让我 让我检查一下
运气不错吧?
你能到我办公室里来一下吗?
好的?
你找到了!!
你知道 我不是兴高采烈 只是事情结束让我松了一口气
是你把它们放在我桌子上的!
不是!
是吗? 你是说这些合同从你下面的抽屉里面溜出来
爬过地板然后跳到我的桌子上?!
你怎么知道是在下面的抽屉里?
我现在真想要你
哦 我的天!你怎么回来的?!
菲比 布菲?!
火警报警器?
哦! 嗨, 警官 消防员 有什么可效劳的吗?
我们发现你的报警器在垃圾通道里面
那不是我的
是你的
你怎么知道?
下次你把报警器扔进垃圾通道的时候
记得别包着毯子 这上面写着
"菲比 布菲财产 非莫妮卡所有"
好吧 好吧 你们有搜查证吗?
因为上次我检查的时候 这毯子上面写的还是美国财产!
请把它再装上去 这东西拆下来是违法的
好吧!
但是 看在上帝的份上 告诉我怎么把这东西关掉
塑料壳下面有个重置按纽
有重置按纽?!哦, 谢谢! 谢谢!
有个重置按纽! 我的天! 我怎么没看见
重置按纽, 重置按纽,重置按纽在哪
哦 在这!
哦!
哦, 天呐!
好啦 你抓紧了吗?
是的!
好吧, 现在我要开始从你身上爬下去了
好吧!你就快点吧!
我是应该从你前面爬下去这样我们脸对着脸呢
还是应该从你后面爬下去这样你的屁股对着我的脸
我想还是脸对脸
我想是的
脸对脸, 好吧!
好吧,我下去了
好的
哦 我的天ˇ 你有多重 罗斯?!
最好还是以后再告诉你 过完节我还有点胖
刚才我们在说脸对脸的时候 我没想到你是这个意思
你想我怎么样?
好吧,从我身上跳下去!


也许应该我吊着 你从我身上爬下去
是的? 也许我们应该再谈谈
看起来还是很高!
没那么高!你就跳吧!
别催我!!
罗斯 你要知道我的裤子正在往下滑而且我没穿内裤!
噢!! 我的脚!我扭到脚了! 我扭到~~
哦 两角五分钱!
这是你做得最棒的一次
Hm-hmm, 我早就说过!
真不敢相信在我请病假之前只有两个小时了
再过七分钟我就得起来
你不会相信的这个的, 如果你还有七分钟的话
真的?!
你想要吗?
好! 你去拿吸尘器我把家俱打扫一遍



内容来自 听力课堂网:http://www.tingclass.net/show-5034-510-1.html
用手机学英语,请加听力课堂微信公众号:tingclass123
用户搜索

疯狂英语 英语语法 新概念英语 走遍美国 四级听力 英语音标 英语入门 发音 美语 四级 新东方 七年级 赖世雄 zero是什么意思

订阅每日学英语:

  • 频道推荐
  • |
  • 全站推荐
  • 广播听力
  • |
  • 推荐下载
  • 网站推荐
0.109375