英语幽默笑话30秒Unit28： Silly Doctor蠢医生

　　有一名男子去看他的医生，

　　because he was suffering from a miserable cold.

　　因为他正遭到令人难受的感冒之苦。

　　His doctor prescribed some pills,

　　他的医生开了一些药丸，

　　but they didn't help.

　　但是这些药丸都没什么帮助。

　　On his next visit the doctor gave him a shot,

　　他笫二次去的时候，医生给他打针，

　　but that didn't do any good.

　　但是那也没什么效。

　　On his third visit the doctor told the man,

　　他第三次去的时候 ，医生告诉这名男子：

　　"Go home and take a hot bath.As soon as you finish bathing,open all the windows and stand in the draft."

　　“回家洗个热水澡吧。你一洗完澡就把所有的窗户都打开，然后站在通风处。”

　　"But doc,"protested the patient,

　　这名病人抗议说：“但是医生，

　　"if I do that,I'll get pneumonia."

　　如果我那么做的话，我就会得到肺炎呀。”

　　"I know,"said the doctor,"don't worry,I can cure pneumonia."

　　医生说：“我知道啦，别担心啦，我会治疗肺炎啦。”