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英语笑话 - 老人篇:633 50/50 平分

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2019年04月24日

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英语笑话

633 50/50 平分

A young man saw an elderly couple sitting down to lunch at McDonalds. They had ordered one meal, and an extra drink cup. The gentleman carefully divided the hamburger in half, then counted out the fries, one for him, one for her, until each had half of them. Then he poured half of the soft drink into the extra cup and set that in front of his wife. The old man then began to eat, and his wife sat watching, with her hands folded in her lap. The young man decided to ask if they would allow him to purchase another meal for them. The old gentleman said, “Oh no. We've been married 50 years, and everything has always been and will always be shared, 50/50.” The young man then asked the wife if she was going to eat, and she replied, “It's his turn with the teeth.”

一个年轻人看见一对老夫妇坐在麦当劳里面吃午饭。他们买了一份午餐,外加一只饮料杯子。老头小心翼翼地把汉堡包切成两半,然后又分薯条,你一根,我一根,一直分到每人一半。他又把半杯软饮料倒进那只空杯子,放在太太的面前。然后,老头开始吃,而老太太双手交叉放在腿上看着老头吃。这个年轻人决定去问问他们,是不是允许他再给他们买一份。那老头说:“不。我们结婚已经50年了。每一样东西都是一半对一半平分。过去是这样,将来也这样。”年轻人接着问老太太是不是准备吃饭。老太太说:“现在轮到他戴上牙齿吃了。”


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