双语黑色笑话：879　Where to wear the wedding ring 结婚戒指戴在哪里

英语笑话

879　Where to wear the wedding ring 结婚戒指戴在哪里

I was visiting my parents with my new husband, a Navy frogman, when he drew me aside. “I don't think your mother likes me,” he said. “I was explaining that I can't wear my wedding ring when I dive, because barracudas are attracted to shiny things and might bite off my finger. And she said, ‘Well, can't you wear it on a chain around your neck?’”

我带着我的新丈夫，一个海军潜水员去看我的父母。他把我拉到一边说：“我想，你妈不喜欢我。我正向她解释我在潜水的时候不能带结婚戒指，因为凶猛的梭子鱼被闪光的东西吸引，可能会把我的手指头咬掉。而她说：‘嗯，你不能把它放在项链上，挂在脖子上吗？’”