双语笑话：超级碗决赛

Superbowl

Bob received a free ticket to the Superbowl from his company．Unfortunately，when Bob arrived at the stadium he realized the seat was in the last row in the corner of the stadium．

About halfway through the first quarter，Bob noticed an empty seat 10 rows off the field right on the 50-yard line．He decided to take a chance and made his way through the stadium and around the security guards to the empty seat．

As he sat down，he asked the gentleman sitting next to him，“Excuse me，is anyone sitting here？”The man said，“No．”Very excited to be in such a great seat for the game，Bob said to the man next to him，“This is incredible！Who in their right mind would have a seat like this at the Superbowl and not use it？！”

The man replied，“Well，actually，the seat belongs to me．I was supposed to come with my wife，but she passed away．This is the first Superbowl we haven’t been to together since we got married in 1967．”

“That’s really sad，”said Bob，“but still，couldn’t you find someone to take the seat？A relative or a close friend？”

“No，”the man replied，“they’re all at the funeral．”

超级碗决赛

鲍伯从自己公司拿了一张超级碗决赛的免费球票。等他赶到体育场的时候，却发现座位是在体育场最后一排的角落里。

当决赛进行到第一节一半的时候，鲍伯注意到第十排正对着球场50码线的地方有个空位子。他决定碰碰运气，于是穿过体育场，绕过保安，径直来到空位前。

他坐下后，问旁边的那位先生：“对不起，这儿有人吗？”那人答道：“没人。”能有这么一个好位子看比赛，鲍伯感到很兴奋。他对自己的邻座说：“简直令人难以置信！只要是正常人，有谁会把这么好的超级碗球票白白浪费掉呢？”

那人答道：“实际上，这是我的位子。我本来要和妻子一起来的，但她不幸去世了。自从1967年结婚以来，这是我们第一次没有一起看超级碗决赛。”

“真令人伤心，”鲍伯说，“但你为什么不和别人一起来看，比方说亲戚或者是好朋友？”

“不行，”那人答道，“他们都在参加我妻子的葬礼。”

（注：超级碗决赛：美国的职业橄榄球决赛。）