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双语笑话:悲剧

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2020年03月28日

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Tragedy

Once Mr.President visited an elementary school to talk to a group of third graders.He said to them,“Today we are going to discuss the difference between a tragedy,a great loss and an accident.”Then he said,“Can anyone give me an example of a tragedy?”A little boy raised his hand and said,“If a kid runs out in the street after a ball and gets hit by a car.”Mr.President said,“No,that would be an accident.Can anyone else try?”A little girl raised her hand and said,“If a busload of kids drove off a cliff.”Mr.President said,“No,that would be a great loss.Come on,anyone else?”A boy raised his hand and said,“If you and Mrs.President were on a plane and it blew up.”Then Mr.President said,“Well,Yes,but can you tell me why it would be considered a tragedy?”And the little boy said,“Well,it wouldn’t have been an accident,and it sure as heck wouldn’t have been a great loss.”

悲剧

一次,总统先生来到一所小学参观,他和一群三年级的学生进行了一场对话。他对学生们说:“今天,我们来讨论一下悲剧、重大损失和意外事故的区别。”然后又接着说:“谁能给我举个关于悲剧的例子?”一个小男孩举手说:“如果有个小孩因为追球跑到街上被车撞了。”总统先生说:“不,那叫意外事故。还有谁说说看?”一个小女孩举手说:“如果一辆满载着孩子们的公共汽车掉下了悬崖。”总统先生说:“不,那叫重大损失。还有谁再说说?”有个男孩举手说:“如果您和您夫人正在飞机上,飞机却爆炸了。”总统先生听后说:“对,是的,那么你能告诉我为什么你认为这是悲剧呢?”小男孩说道:“哦,这肯定不是意外事故,并且也肯定没有造成重大损失。”


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