Michelle: Dr.Lidner left a message at the house.
Cam: Was there anything wrong with your tests?
Michelle: No. He was confirming your date for Saturday night.
Cam: That. Yes. I was going to tell you...
Michelle: You're dating my gynecologist?
Cam: It wasn't my fault. It just happened.
Michelle: What? Think about what you'd say if I said that to you.
Cam: I'd ground you. I'm...sorry. We had lunch. We liked each other. That's all. And that was wrong. Very, very wrong.
Michelle: Is that why you sent me to him? So you could get a date? I know you haven't seen anyone since I've been living with you.
Cam: No. He's a good doctor. That's all.
Michelle: Who just happens to be cute.
Cam: Yes. No. God.
Michelle: Why didn't you tell me? Don't you trust me? You have to sneak around behind my back?
Cam: No. Wait. How did we switch roles here?
Michelle: I can't go back to him now. That would be extremely skeevy.
Cam: We just had lunch. I swear. I will never see him again.I promise.
Michelle: Yes, you will.
Michelle: You've been so focused on being a good mother that you've totally ignored yourself. Do you know what kind of pressure that puts on me?
Cam: No, I...I didn't realize.
Michelle: You need a life-- for my sake. But don't sneak around behind my back. You two seem like a good fit. Have a little fun. But don't go too fast. You're out of practice.
Cam: Excuse me?
Michelle: I thought you believed in honesty.
Cam: All right. I'll go slow. Very, very slow.
Michelle: And find me a new doctor-- a woman.
Cam: Sure. Right away.
Michelle: I've got to get back to school. Love you.
Cam: Love you, too.