Beydoun: Miss Jones, please.
Charlotte: Samantha, it's the front desk.
Samantha: This is Samantha Jones.
Beydoun: Miss Jones,this is Beydoun from front desk. I will need the credit card number for the room charges.
Samantha: Beydoun, there must be some mistake. I am a guest for Sheikh Khalid. There is no room charge.
Beydoun: Yes. I have a record for that, but not from today on.
Samantha: What are you talking about? I have a meeting with the Sheikh on Tuesday.
Beydoun: Yes. I have a note here from Mr. Mahmud that meeting no longer, as well.
Samantha: That sneaky bastard has canceled the meeting and he wants us to pay for the room from now on.
Beudoun: We have you booked into the suite until Wednesday and the charge is 22000 per night.
Samantha: The room is 22000 dollars a night!
Samantha: We can't pay that. Let them sue me.
Miranda: The punishment for not paying your hotel bill in the UAE is jail.
Samantha: What time is check-out?
Beydoun: In precisely 1 hour.
Samantha: We have an hour to pack, and get the fuck out of Abu Dhabi! New middle East my ass! Fucking Paula Abdul. Where is "she" when you need him?
Charlotte: Samantha! Samantha！I can't be ready in an hour.
Samantha: Then you better have 22,000 dollars a night!
Charlotte: Oh my god!
Miranda: I've got the bath products. They're here for the luggage.
Carrie: OK. I'm coming.
Miranda: Hi. I'm calling to reconfirm 4 first class tickets. Are you okay?
Samantha: Shorts? I no longer care. I'm going from here,to a plane, to America, where legs are not devil.
Miranda: At least zip up the jacket?
Samantha: I am having a hot flash in 119 degrees. I may die!
Miranda: Hello. We called down for 2 cabs going to the airport.
Waiter: Right away.
Miranda: Thank you.
Carrie: Oh how the mighty have fallen.
Charlotte: Oh my god!
Charlotte: I forgot to buy Harry and girls the gift! I have to get back to the gift shop!
Miranda: Get them at the airport.
Charlotte: Eww, how tacky! No. We have time.the plane isn't leaving until 6.
Miranda: Not chancing it. It's a miracle I got these seats rebooked. If anything goes wrong, we are flying back in 13 and half hours, in coach!
Samantha: Buy them some crap at the airport!
Carrie: It isn't here, my passport.
Samantha: Is it in another purse?
Carrie: No no, I had it right here next my money and the spices and they are not here either. I left it where I bought the shoes. I put it on the counter, and when I saw Aidan, I got distracted, and I...
Miranda: It's alright. It's okay.
Carrie: I have to go back.
Charlotte: What if it's not there?
Carrie: It will be there. It has to be! Miranda, will you go with me?
Charlotte: We'll all go with you.
Carrie: No you don't have to do that.
Samantha: Yeah like we'd dump you at Abu Dhabi.
Miranda: Sir, we need to leave the bags here. We'll come back for them. No no no no no... No sir no! Not at all！
Miranda: Will you stop with the jacket? You are flashing religious men.
Samantha: I don't care. I'm baking from the inside out. How much further?
Carrie: There he is, yeah. There he is! Hello sir. I was here the other day and I left a blue passport. Yes! That's it. Thank God! Thank Allah! Just please accept this, as a "thank you" sir.
Carrie: Well in that case, shoes for everyone! Ok. Ladies on me. Quick! Quick!