Students: Janice! You OK?
Driver: What's the problem?
Janice: Jess Aarons tripped me.
Janice: On purpose.
Driver: OK, Aarons. Hit the road.
Leslie: But he didn't do anything.
Students: It was definitely him. I know.
Jess: What happened to you?
Leslie: Janice is a very talented person. She can shoot ketchup packets over four rows of seats.
Jess: [Chuckles] Jeez.
Leslie: Can I wash up at your house? My mom sees this, she'll be all over the principal and everybody, and my life will be over.
Jess's mother: Oh. Hello.
Jess: Oh. Mom, this is Leslie.
Jess's mother: Hi, Leslie.
Jess's mother: It's nice to meet you.
Leslie: Thank you. You too.
Jess's mother: So are you and your family getting settled in OK?
Leslie: Yes, ma'am.
Jess's mother: That's nice.
Jess: Come on. See ya later.
Jess's mother: Not too late, OK, honey?
Brenda: Weird and weirder.
Jess's mother: Hey. Be glad he's found a friend.
Jess: Where's your dad work?
Leslie: At home. Same as my mom. They're writers.
Jess: Writers? What do they write about?
Jess: That explains you.
Leslie: What do you mean?
Jess: Well, you like to make things up. And that's what your parents do for a living.
Leslie: You know a lot about hardware?
Jess: No. Why?
Leslie: Well, your dad works at a hardware store.
Leslie: All I'm saying is that you are who you are, not your parents.
Jess: If they work at your house, you must get to hang out with them a lot.
Leslie: Not really.
[Pine cone ricochets]
Leslie: What's that?
Leslie: There're no grenades here.
Jess: [Grunts] Come on!
[Makes explosion noise] [Chittering]
Leslie: Part squirrel, part Scott Hoager.
Leslie: Squogre! The sneaky foot soldiers of the Dark Master. They're attacking!
Jess: We need ammo!
Leslie: This is not good. See them? Up there?
Leslie: Do you? Really?
Jess: [Screams] [Grunts]
Jess: Les...Leslie? Leslie. Leslie!
Leslie: Come on. You can see the whole kingdom from up here. Isn't this cool? We can do anything here. Look at it. It's all ours. From the mountains to the oceans.
Jess: What am I looking for exactly?
Leslie: You'll see. Just close your eyes...but keep your mind wide open.
Jess: [Exhales deeply] Wow. What do we call this place?