Liz: Listen, lady, I am only 7, but I can tell you're a complete moron...because I am from Naples.
Sofi: I love this place, but Giovanni said to watch out. His cousin got mugged here in a museum.
Liz: Are you serious?
Sofi: Watch out for the scooter.
Liz. Yeah. I'm in love. I'm having a relationship with my pizza. You look like you're breaking up with the pizza. What's the matter?
Sofi: I can't.
Liz: What do you mean, you can't? This is pizza in Napoli. It is your moral imperative to eat that pizza.
Sofi: I want to, but I've gained, like, 10 pounds. I mean, I've got this.... Right here. What's it called? What's the word?
Liz: A muffin top. I have one too.
Sofi: I unbuttoned my jeans five minutes ago just looking at this.
Liz: Let me ask you a question. In all the years you've ever undressed in front of a gentleman....
Sofi: Hasn't been that many.
Liz: All right, well...has he ever asked you to leave? Has he ever walked out? Left?
Liz: Because he doesn't care. He's in a room with a naked girl. He's won the lottery. I'm so tired of saying no and then waking up in the morning...and recalling every single thing I ate the day before. Counting every calorie so l know exactly...how much self-loathing to take into the shower. I'm going for it. I have no interest in being obese. I'm just through with the guilt. This is what I'm gonna do. I'm gonna finish this pizza...and then we're gonna go watch the soccer game. And tomorrow we're gonna go on a little date...and buy ourselves some bigger jeans. Giovanni likes a muffin. Attagirl.
Giovanni: He's saying, "For whom are you playing?" Per chi, for whom.
Liz: Pull, pull. I'm sucking it in. Put some Swedish muscle into this. You think this happened to Sophia Loren?
Sofi: There it goes. Almost got it.
Liz: Go, go, go. You're not trying. I've almost got it. I've almost got it. I did it.
Sofi: Oh, that's beautiful. You should get it.
Liz: For whom?
Sofi: For you, Liz. Just for you.
Liz: No, I'm happy just with my big lady pants. Thanks for the day. And the leg room.
Giovanni: It was fun.
Sofi: We're gonna go for food. Wanna come?
Liz: No. No, I'm good.