Waiter: A customer said the chicken's dry.
Declan: The what's what?
Waiter: The chicken. It's dry.
Declan: It's a pie. It's delicious. Alex, you'rein charge. Don't blow anything up. All right, which one of you bollockses thinks my chicken's dry? You? You?
Declan: What the hell are you doing here?
Anna: Could you maybe be nice for just a second? I did fly 3,000 miles to get here.
Declan: Is Jeremy with you?
Anna: What? No! No. Jeremy and I...It didn't work out.
Anna: Well, when my 60 seconds came around, I realized I had everything I ever wanted but nothing I really needed. And I think that what I need is here. And I came all this way to see if maybe you might think so, too. And if you do...Well, I don't really have any plans past that, which is new for me. So, Declan O'Callaghan, and I should probably learn your middle name, here is my proposal. I propose we not make plans. I propose we give this thing a chance and let it work out how it works out. So what do you say? Do you want to not make plans with me?
Anna: I guess that's an Irish no.
Declan: Mrs. O'Bradycallaghan. Where the hell are you going?
Anna: You said no.
Declan: I didn't say no. I didn't say anything.
Anna: You walked away.
Declan: I was getting something.
Anna: Really? That was a good time to go get something?
Declan: Well, yeah, it was, actually. I was getting this. You big idiot. I wouldn't be holding this ring if it weren't for you. I reject your proposal. I don't want to not make plans with you. I want to make plans with you.
Anna: You do?
Declan: Yeah. I do. Will you marry me?
Anna: In all my life, I never thought I'd see you down on one knee.
Declan: Yeah, it's getting a bit damp down here, so...What's it to be, Anna from Boston?
Anna: Yes. Yes, I will. I'm so relieved. For a minute there, I thought I wasn't gonna have a place to stay tonight.
Declan: What? You think you're staying with me? This might cost you.
Anna: Put it on my bill.
Man 1: Would you look at that!
Man 2: On a Sunday, no less. It's good luck to get engaged on a Sunday.
Man 1: And end a journey.
Man 2: Aye, and dig a well.
Man 1: Idiot! Do they look like they're digging a well?
Man 2: You know what I'm talking about.
Man 1: I never know what you're talking about.
(Car engine faltering)
Anna: Are you sure she's gonna make it?
Declan: Remember, she's a classic. And she's good as new, even after some crazy woman tried to push her off the road.
Anna: I didn't try to push her off the road! I was scraping cow poo off my shoe 'Cause some rude man wouldn't help me with the cows.
Declan: Only because someone was being pigheaded and couldn't wait.
Anna: Shut up.
(Car engine starts)
Declan: There you are. Right. Where to?
Anna: Just drive.
Declan: You got it, Bob.
Anna: Wait a minute. Where's Louis?
Declan: Louis? He's fine. Strapped him to the roof.
Anna: You strapped him to the roof? He'll get filthy up there.
Declan: Don't worry. We'll throw him in the wash. He'll be grand.