Blu: Wait. Yeah. Ah... I am not from here.
Pedro: Hey, Nico, he's a tourist!
Nico: Funny, you don't look like one.
Blu: Really? I don't?
Pedro: Except you got pigeon doo-doo on your nose.
Blu: Oh, no, this is just SPF 3000.
Nico: So, are you here for Carnaval?
Blu: Actually, I'm just here to meet a girl.
Nico: Oh...A girl!
Nico: Little word of advice, you make the first move. Brazilian ladies respond to confidence.
Blu: Oh, right.
Pedro: Yeah, it's all about swagger. You got to puff out that chest! Swing that tail! Eyes narrow, like some kind of crazy love-hawk!
Nico: But first we got to bust you out.
Pedro: Yeah! I'm gonna pop that cage open like a soda can!
Blu: No, no. Wait! No, no, no, that's okay.
Nico: You call that popping?
Pedro: This thing is robust.
Blu: No, no, guys, really, I'm fine. The cage is great. Love the cage!
Nico: Suit yourself!
Pedro: Don't forget, love-hawk!
Blu: Yes, yes, Bem... And to you, as well.
Song: Let me take you to Rio, Rio
Fly over the ocean like an eagle, eagle
So we can chill in my gazebo, gazebo...
Tulio: This is the heart and soul of our aviary. Our treatment room. (Mimicking birds)
Linda: They really like you. (Exclaims) A lot.
Tulio: Yes. I'm their great, big mama bird.
Tulio: Want some?
Linda: Oh, I'm good.
Tulio: Many of the birds here were rescued from smugglers.
Tulio: Yes! And unfortunately, the poor birds are often hurt or even killed in the process. But with proper care, they can be saved. Look here. This poor guy was found last night.
Tulio: Hey, buddy! You're looking great today. Much better, much better!
Blu: Get well soon! Oh!
Linda: So, where is Jewel?
Tulio: We have a special place for Jewel. She's a very spirited bird.
Man: I'll say.
Blu: She did that? Charming. Okay, I want to go home now.
Tulio: No, no. Don't worry. I'm going to make you look irresistible.
Blu: Help! Help! Let me out of here! (Exclaims) Linda!
Linda: Maybe I should...
Tulio: No, no. Give it a chance.
Blu: (Gulps) Hello? Hello? I come in peace. Whoa. She's beautiful. What were they talking about? She's like an angel. An angel who's getting really close...
Jewel: (Speaking Portuguese)
Blu: (Muffled) You're standing on my throat.
Jewel: Oh, you're an American.
Blu: Thanks. I need my throat for talking. So, thank you.
Jewel: You look like me.
Blu: (High-pitched) Hi. (Clearing throat) Hi, my name is Blu. Like the cheese with the mold on it. You know, that smells really bad. That's stupid. Stupid, stupid, stupid.
Jewel: Come on. We don't have much time.
Blu: (Exclaiming) Wait, wait, wait.
Jewel: Are you ready?
Blu: For what? Oh! Oh. Wow. Okay. Confidence. Crazy love-hawk.
Jewel: All right. Whoa, hi, what are you doing?
Blu: What? What you wanted me to. But just for argument's sake, what are you doing?
Jewel: I am trying to escape.
Blu: Yeah, escape, that's where I was going with that thing I just did.
Jewel: Wait wait... wait. Did you actually think we were going to kiss?
Blu: No! No no no no no.
Jewel: We just met!
Blu: It's not what you think.
Jewel: Oh, my.
Tulio: I think they need a little help.
Blu: I mean, I know how my feathers look, but I am not that kind of bird.
Music: Say you, say me...
Blu: Okay, I had nothing to do with that. But, you have to admit it's actually a pretty good song. (Sing) Naturally... Yeah, sing it, Lionel.
Linda: Wow. That was fast.
Tulio: Lionel Richie works every time. We should probably give them some privacy.
Linda: I'm not so sure I should leave Blu here alone.
Tulio: No, don't worry. Sylvio will keep an eye on them all night. Besides, he's got Jewel.
Blu: Help me!