Cam: Thanks. Charlie?
Chuck: I'm sorry. Please don't be mad. Antarctica? You couldn't have just taken her to a movie?
Chuck: Look, I know that it's crazy that I'm here, but it felt even crazier not to come.
Stewardess: Excuse me. You have to take your seats.
Chuck: My entire life, I've been nothing more than a stepping-stone to every relationship I've ever been in. There's always been a next guy who's better than me. For once in my life, I want to be that next guy. I've never said this to anybody in my whole life. Cam...I love you. I love you, Cam. Please don't go.
Cam: Charlie, I'm coming back on Wednesday.
Chuck: But Howard and...
Cam: Have you met Howard's wife Marilyn?
Chuck: Howard's wife? Howard's wife.
Chuck: Hi, Howard's wife. Howard's wife.
Cam: I know about your call to Howard.
Chuck: I knew you wanted to meet him. I knew it would make you happy. I swear that's all I've ever wanted to do. Plus, mate selection is up to the female.
Cam: But, Charlie, you've been acting so...
Chuck: I know, I know. Idiotic, nuts. And no more lucky charm excuse. I'm done thinking about the past and what could be. All I care about now is what is. And this...This is.
Broadcast: Ladies and gentlemen, we are about to close the cabin doors. Please take your seats.
Chuck: That's for you. Here.
Woman: Excuse me, are you that guy who...
Cam: He isn't anymore.