Kids, as you know, Christmas is a time you spend with your family.
So in December of 2006, I had three options.
Spend it with my mom and her new boyfriend Clint,
spend it with my dad and his new girlfriend micro-brewing,
or head down to Staten Island to spend it
with my super religious cousin Stacy and her family.http://www.tingclass.net/show-7659-207896-1.html