Nurse: For 2 months he's been lying here in a coma helpless. What are his chances doctor?
Doctor: Not good.
Nurse: We're still trying to locate his family.
Doctor: Seeing him like this it just makes me realize I love you Deanndra.
Director: And cut!! Craps!!
Mike: Artie! Artie! What'd you think?
Artie: I laughed, I cried, you're on at 5.
Kate: You were wonderful!
Mike: Oh thank you, you know I'm really getting into this coma stuff and I think people are really starting to notice.
Mr. Checken: Nice coma today Seaver.
Mike: Thank you Mr. Checken, that means a lot coming from you.
Lennette: Castille Flackman, head writer, it is a pleasure.
Mike: I see your name on the credits every week. Wow!
Mr. Checken: Sweetheart you want to get me a cup of coffee and rip the top off a muffin.
Kate: Do I want to what!?
Mike: Excuse me, honey I think he wants to talk to me alone. Just this once.
Lennette: We've been so impressed with your performance, you are Straughn Waverly, the way you have explored textures and the internal harmonics.
Mr. Checken: Yeah Right! Ditto! I hope for your sake you can keep a secret.
Mike: Yeah Yeah, what's this?
Lennette: The episode America's been waiting for
Mike: Carol! Carol! I need you to watch me do my line and tell me what you think.
Carol: Mike! Leave me alone.