Carol: I can tell without seeing them, the new neighbors are stuck up and pretentious.
Maggie: Carol, you can't judge them by their car, lots of people have BMW's.
Carol: With a bumper sticker that says 'you couldn't afford my other car either'.
Maggie: Honey as you get older you'll realize you can't make snap judgments about people.
Jason: Well I just met the jerks next door.
Maggie: Jason you've only been out there three minutes.
Jason: Yes Maggie and in that time the CreedMoors' manage to tell me their net worth that they were personal friends of Donny Trump, and when I mentioned I was a psychiatrist, they wanted me to drop everything and to make an appointment with Lance.
Maggie: Their son?
Jason: Their dog.
Chrissy: Who's dog?
Carol: Our new neighbours, they moved in last night.
Chrissy: How come all the good stuff happens after I go to bed?
Maggie: Chrissy, we've been over this a hundred times, nothing happens after you're asleep.
Chrissy: And how come breakfast is ready when I wake up?
Mike: Good morning loyal subjects.
Mike: Oh mom you know I woke up last night just craving your fabulous home made fudge.