Mike: Ha! That's what they make you wear at Captain Sub?
Luke: No, I just like to dress like Popeye.
Mike: Look, when you get a new job, you do have to deal with difficult people.
Luke: You mean like the customers?
Mike: No, like your family.
Maggie: Ahoy, matey!
Jason: Permission a board!
Maggie: Let me take one more to send to Carol in London…
Mike: That's a great idea, Mom, then we can put a different address on it, and make her think we moved.
Ben: Thanks a lot, Captain Crunch. Dad woke me up this morning with the want ads. What do you need a job for anyway?
Maggie: Oh, I bet I know. He's saving for college.
Luke: But first, a custom Harley.
Jason: You're saving up to buy a Hog?
Chrissy: He gets a Hog? You won't even let me get a kitten.
Ben: Hey, Luke. What's in the bag?
Luke: It's just my official Captain Sub hat.
Maggie: Well put in on. I want to take a picture of the entire uniform.
Ben: No, really.