Paul: I am certain the SJ4300 will satisfy all your needs.
Janice: Oh really, Paul? Although that’s nice to hear, forgive me if I am a bit skeptical.
Paul: Ok, ok, Janice. I admit our machines have had a few problems in the past, but the SJ4300 is a big improvement on our previous models.
Janice: I’d be happy if the thing would just make copies without jamming. The last model we bought from you jammed every time I had an urgent project. It was almost as if it had an “urgent project” sensor that caused it to jam if my project was critical. Is that the kind of improvement you’re talking about?
Paul: All right Janice, very funny. I’m serious. This machine truly is great. Of course we’ve corrected the problem with jamming in this model, and it automatically collates too.
Janice: Hmmm. That would be a nice feature. Can it automatically staple as well?
Paul: You bet it can! I’m telling you Janice, if you buy the SJ4300 I guarantee you won’t be disappointed.
Janice: Is that a money-back guarantee, Paul?