青年一代的“断网抑郁症”

Postmodem depression is the unpleasant feeling you get when you haven't had access to the Internet (i.e. QQ, Weibo and WeChat) for a "long" time, like several minutes. You don't have appetite, not in the mood to enjoy beautiful scenery or talk to people, the only thing you care about is where you can find a WIFI hotspot.

Postmodem depression(断网抑郁症)指无法连接到网络(也就是不能刷微博、微信和QQ)很“长”时间时的郁闷心情，这里所谓的很“长”时间，其实可能也就几分钟而已。就因为这样，你没有胃口吃东西，无心欣赏美景，也不愿跟人说话，一心只想找个能帮你上网的WIFI热点。

比如，一家人出去度假：

Mom: Johnny, come to dinner!

妈妈：强子，吃饭了!

Johnny: Not hungry!

强子：不饿!

Mom (to dad): What the hell is wrong with him?

妈妈对爸爸说：这孩子咋啦?

Dad: He's got postmodem depression; he can't update his WeChat Moments.

爸爸：没有网，郁闷了，刷不了朋友圈。

Mom: But we have only been here for 15 minutes.

妈妈：可是我们刚到这儿15分钟而已啊。。。