欲望都市10 The Baby Shower

[00:00.00] 12.07.25 08:19:28 [00:05.00]听美剧学英语(MP3+LRC) [00:44.00]“新生儿送礼会” [00:47.64]Let's be honest. 我们打开天窗说亮话 [00:48.72]Sometimes there's nothing harder, 有时候要为别人感到高兴 [00:52.20]than being happy for somebody else. 真不是件容易的事 [00:53.72]Like lottery winners 比如说，乐透彩得主 [00:57.80]or extremely successful people who are 27. 或某个27岁的成功人士 [00:60.68]And then there's that hell 而最痛苦的就是 [01:03.08]that only your friends can inflict on you... 连朋友的鸡毛蒜皮小事 都要麻烦你… [01:06.76]...the baby shower. 新生儿的送礼会 [01:09.60]You couldn't drag me there with a grappling hook. 你不能把我五花大绑拖去参加 [01:12.00]Frankly, l think it's sad. She's using a child to validate her existence. 老实说，蛮可悲的 她得用孩子来证明自己的价值 [01:17.36]Exactly. Why can't she just use sex and cocktails, like us? 没错，她为何不学学我们 利用性和酒来证明自己 [01:20.96]l'm happy for her. 我为她感到高兴 [01:22.16]lf l see another paper stork, l'm gonna rip its beak off. 如果我再看到罐鸟 肯定撕烂它的嘴 [01:27.64]Would any baby shower bother you or is this one worse because it's Laney's? 你是讨厌送礼会? 还是讨厌兰妮办的? [01:40.56]Laney Berlin. You can't describe her. You just had to know her. 你无法用言语形容兰妮柏林 只能亲身体会 [01:46.48]Chances are eight years ago, you probably did. 那是八年前的事 你可能也在场 [01:52.08]So help me. She fucks on my couch. She buys it. 饶了我吧 若她在我沙发上搞，就得买下 [01:55.24]That's how you got the couch from me. 你就是用这招买下我的沙发 [01:57.64]- Laney, show us your tits! - No. Give it a rest. -兰妮，让我们看一下咪咪 -拜托，少来了 [01:60.40]You guys have seen enough of my tits. 你们还没看够吗? [02:05.48]Tits! Tits! Tits! 咪咪… [02:09.96]Laney did A and R for a record label 兰妮的记录辉煌 [02:11.36]or as she used to call it - sex with an expense account. 可能就像她自己说的 为了性，而付出惨重代价 [02:15.16]Every time she went on a scouting trip, 她只要一从童子军营回来 [02:17.72]she came back with some hot new group 就会带些新东西回家 像是不常见的妇女病 [02:18.48]and a rare gynecological condition. [02:21.36]Those things make so many public appearances, 现场这么多人围观 [02:25.88]they need a booking agent. 她应该请个经纪人才对 [02:28.56]Look at her! The poster girl for low self-esteem. 看看她 自信心不足的海报女郎 [02:34.52]l have low self-esteem but l express it the healthy way 我自信心也不足 但我用健康的方式来满足自己 [02:36.40]- by eating a box of double stuff Oreos. - She's so sad. 吃一大盒的欧瑞尔饼干 [02:37.100]她真可悲 [02:43.44]Take it off! 脱… [02:45.56]Samantha and Laney had a long-standing rivalry. 莎曼珊和兰妮 是长久以来的死对头 [02:50.04]Both wild, both sexy. Both incredibly insecure. 两人都性感狂野 也都缺乏安全感 [02:55.60]Two years ago, Laney did the most shocking thing of all. 两年前兰妮做了一件 惊天动地的事 [02:58.64]She met a Wall Street investment banker, married him, 她遇到华尔街的投顾专家 闪电结婚 [03:00.84]and moved to Connecticut. 搬到康涅狄格州 [03:02.44]That wasn't supposed to happen. 事情怎么会这样? [03:04.60]She was supposed to have sex with Sid Vicious and move to heroin. 她应该和席得维休斯上床 而染上毒瘾 [03:10.92]Come on, it'll be fun. We've never visited her in Connecticut. 应该很有趣 反正我们没去过康涅狄格州 [03:13.48]- There's a reason for that. - Lyme disease? -但这不是理由 -怕得到莱姆关节炎? [03:18.84]- That's another good one. - lt's a baby shower. -这理由不错 -是怕送礼会 [03:20.52]No, it's a cult. -不是，是怕仪式 -仪式?你说什么? [03:22.84]lt's a cult? What are you talking about? [03:25.60]They all think and dress the same 出席的人都穿得一成不变 [03:25.68]and sacrifice themselves to the same cause : babies. 而她们的共同目标 就是将一生奉献给…孩子 [03:30.28]- She's insane. - l've lost two sisters 她哪根筋不对? [03:32.88]我有两位姐姐已变成妈妈辈 我知道那种情况 [03:34.88]to ''The Motherhood''. l know what l'm talking about. [03:35.52]We should go, it's the right thing to do. 我们应该去，这样才对 [03:39.80]- Give me one good reason. - OK. -说个好理由 -好 [03:42.12]You're driving down the road, you see a sign, it says two-headed snake. 你不能把车开到路中间时 看到标示写着“前有两头蛇” [03:46.00]You pull over. Wild Laney is having a baby shower, you pull over. 就打退堂鼓 就像兰妮要办送礼会一样 [03:49.04]She's got a point. lt's the right thing to do. Just imagine how fat she must be. 她说得没错，我们应该去 去看看她臃肿肥胖的模样 [03:56.40]As l penciled in the date, l noticed something missing. 当我写行事历时 我发觉到有件事不对劲 [04:01.88]ln between the Versace show and dinner at Moomba, 在凡赛斯服装秀 和到蒙巴餐厅用餐之间 [04:04.96]there it wasn't - my period - four days late! 有件事漏了 我的月事晚了四天 [04:08.72]That Saturday, also known as seven days late, 到了星期六就足足晚了一星期 [04:11.100]four city girls set off to visit the country mice. 四个时髦入时的女人 要去看位乡巴佬了 [04:15.40]Are we there yet? 到了没有? [04:20.60]l've already had two of these, so we're gonna be stopping a lot. 我已经喝了两杯 我们停太久了 [04:22.88]Hey, nice outfit. ls there gonna be belly dancing at the shower? 真漂亮 要在送礼会上跳肚皮舞? [04:28.16]Yeah, right after the gifts. 对，送完礼物后 [04:28.64]Shit! l totally spaced. l forgot to buy her a present. 可恶，我完全昏头了 忘了买礼物 [04:34.28]How tacky is it to give the mother-to-be a fistful of cash? 送大把现金给准妈妈 会不会太奇怪? [04:36.76]Don't worry you can go in on mine. 别担心，你可以和我一起送 [04:40.28]You bought a pregnant woman a bottle of Scotch? 你送瓶威士忌给孕妇? [04:42.92]- The invitation said BYOB. - That meant bring your own baby. -我是照她说的 -就是带自己的宝贝一起参加 [04:48.80]- What did you get her? - Condoms. -你送什么? -保险套 [04:50.20]- Seriously, what'd you get her? - Seriously. They're pastel. -说真的，送什么? -蜡笔 [04:53.60]Guys, wait, wait. 各位，等我 [04:56.28]Hey, guys, wait for me. 等一下 [04:59.36]Oh, my God. Look at the size of that thing. 天啊，看她拿那么大的婴儿篮 [05:03.72]- We can drive that to Connecticut. - l'm putting my name on that card. -这样能开到康涅狄格州? -也算我一份 [05:06.12]All right. 出发了 [05:12.16]Does anybody know how to drive? 有人会开车吗? [05:20.40]As l turned the mid-sized coupè on to Hollyhock Lane, 当我把中型跑车开进蜀葵巷时 [05:23.48]l was struck by how a place so filled with nature could look so unnatural. 对周遭满是自然美景的房子 却感到很不真实 [05:39.60]Oh, Toto. l don't think we're in Manhattan anymore. 真不是盖的 这里可不是曼哈顿了 [05:43.88]Her house is beautiful! And look at her dog! 房子美呆了，还有小狗 [05:48.12]Hey, boy, come here, boy. 过来，乖 [05:53.52]Come here, boy. 过来 [05:59.80]- Why didn't he come? - lnvisible electric fencing. -它怎么不过来? -隐形的电墙 [06:02.76]lt's the latest thing. My sister has it. 新发明，我姐也有 [06:04.16]OK. Ready girls? 上场了 [06:09.32]Let's go. 走吧 [06:15.40]Charlotte, sweetie, don't forget our gift. Come on. 夏绿蒂，别忘了你的礼物，快 [06:31.08]Look at you, you're huge. 看看你，真是庞大 [06:32.60]lsn't it great? l can eat anything l want. Jealous? 很棒吧?现在我可以尽情大吃 嫉妒吧? [06:37.08]Come on in. Come in. 快进来 [06:39.64]Brigid, Roxanne, these are my friends from the city. 布里姬，萝克珊 她们是城里来的朋友 [06:42.12]- Hi. - We didn't think you'd make it. -你们好 -还以为你们到不了 [06:45.48]We got lost. We took the wrong bridge. 我们迷路了，走错桥 [06:49.60]Remember that feeling like if you left Manhattan even for a second, 还记得住在曼哈顿时的感觉吗 [06:50.80]- you'd fall off the edge of the earth? - God, don't remind me. 只要一离开曼哈顿 就好像完全迷路了 [06:52.28]天啊，没错 [06:56.36]Hi. 你们好 [06:57.76]Oh my God, it's the Bellini baby basket. 天啊，是贝里尼的婴儿篮 [06:59.32]Everybody it's the Bellini baby basket. 各位，是贝里尼的婴儿篮 [07:06.56]Speaking of Bellini's, l'm gonna have a big drink. 说到这个 我可打算要狂欢畅饮一番 [07:08.64]Jealous? 嫉妒吧? [07:11.64]ls she still bar hopping and bed hopping? 她还是到处夜夜笙歌 和人上床? [07:15.24]lt's so sad, isn't it? When that's all you have. 真可悲，她也只能那样 [07:21.48]- This is Rebecca. - Hi. -这是瑞贝嘉 -你好 [07:22.36]- Susan. - Hello. -苏珊 -你好 [07:25.40]Mindy, don't get up, sweetheart. 明蒂，别站起来 [07:28.48]She's doing this in vitro thing. She's not supposed to move at all. 她快生了，不适合乱动 [07:31.80]And that's Betsy and her boy, Harry. They're inseparable. 这是贝茜和哈利 母子俩形影不离 [07:35.32]They do everything together. We call them our old married couple. 任何事都一起做 我们戏称他们就像对老夫老妻 [07:39.80]lt's not really that funny now that Betsy and her husband are getting divorced. 但令人难过的是 贝茜和先生正在办离婚 [07:43.04]Laney, we need you. 兰妮，来一下 [07:46.56]So, all l have to do to meet the ideal man is give birth to him. 现在我们只须等这个完美小子 赶快出生就好 [07:51.32]l love my son. Andy's 1 1 months old. 我好爱我儿子，安迪11个月大 [07:52.40]He is a god and l tell him so every day. 他就像上帝一样 我每天对着他说话 [07:58.48]30 years from now, what do you think the chances are 活到三十而立的年纪 [08:03.36]that a woman's gonna be able to make Andy happy? 你觉得有哪个女人 能令安迪觉得快乐? [08:06.52]l'm gonna go with zero. 答案是“没有” [08:11.08]lt's adorable. 好可爱 [08:12.48]- Look at that Charlotte. - l wish they made this in my size. -看夏绿蒂的模样 -真希望也有我的尺寸 [08:19.68]l told you it's a cult. We can't separate. 我就说这是个无聊的仪式 我们绝不能分开 [08:20.16]Once they isolate you from the herd, it's over. 如果她们让你落单 下场就很惨 [08:23.32]As l watched Laney tear open a terry cloth baby bib 当我看着兰妮撕开棉织围兜时 [08:25.92]with the same enthusiasm she once reserved 脸上兴奋的表情 就像她扯开摇滚巨星裤子一样 [08:28.36]for tearing off rock stars' pants, l couldn't help but wonder... 我不禁要问 [08:32.56]was l next? 下一个会是我? [08:37.36]You know what, l have to pee. 我要去洗手间 [08:39.92]lf you're not back in five minutes, l'm coming after you. 如果你五分钟内不回来 我就去找你 [08:45.20]The truth is l needed to escape. 事实是，我必需逃离现场 [08:48.88]The party had turned into a preview, 送礼会已变成展示会 [08:52.52]a preview of a life l didn't know if l was ready for. 人生成果的展示会 我不知道自己做好准备没有 [09:00.92]Even seven months pregnant. Laney couldn't keep her clothes on. 就算怀了七个月的身孕 兰妮还是不喜欢穿上衣服 [09:06.56]Clearly a part of the old Laney had survived. 显然过去的兰妮还是存在的 [09:10.52]But l wondered, what was still buried deep inside the mommies downstairs? 我不禁感到好奇 这些妈咪内心究竟有何秘密? [09:13.100]Before l married my husband, l slept around with everybody. 结婚前，我到处和人上床 [09:17.40]Now l have an internet lover. No one knows. 现在我有个网路情人 但没人知道这秘密 [09:24.56]When l was senior vice-president, 21 2 people reported to me on a daily basis. 我还是资深副总裁时 每天有212位员工要向我报告 [09:29.80]Now l just yell at the gardener who doesn't understand a single word. 现在我只能对着园丁大吼 而他却一个字也听不懂 [09:35.80]l'm exactly the same. l love my life, 我还是一样，热爱我的生活 [09:38.08]but every now and then l can't help but think about Lisa. 现在无时无刻我都只想到莉莎 [09:44.64]Sometimes l climb into the kids' tree house, with my Walkman, 有时我会带着随身听 爬到孩子们的树屋 [09:49.68]light up a joint and listen to Peter Frampton. 点根大麻，听彼得费普顿的歌 [10:08.80]There's a woman in there breast feeding a child who can chew steak. 喂乳的孕妇能大吃牛排 [10:12.68]You know how l feel about that? 你知道我是什么感觉? [10:14.56]lf you can ask for it you're probably too old to have it. 如果你想这么做 那可能也过了年纪了 [10:20.92]Jeremy, no! 杰瑞米，不可以 [10:23.80]l just realized, maybe it's maturity or the wisdom that comes with age but 我刚恍然大悟 或许成长该伴随着成熟与智慧 [10:26.20]the witch in Hansel and Gretel, she's very misunderstood. 但“韩森和葛莉特”童话中的 巫婆弄错了 [10:31.44]l mean the woman builds her dream house 女人建造了自己的梦幻之屋 [10:34.32]and these brats come along and start eating it. 但爱捣蛋的小鬼们 却纷纷来破坏 [10:40.00]- l have to say your home is beautiful. - Thank you. -你家真是漂亮 -谢谢 [10:44.04]l know it's a big change. 这是人生的重大改变 [10:47.76]But at some point you have to get serious and settle down. 但到了某个时刻 就得认真看待人生，安定下来 [10:51.44]Life is not a Jacqueline Suzanne novel 生活可不是像贾桂琳苏珊小说 四个好友在城市中寻找真爱 [10:53.84]- four friends looking for love in the city. [10:60.16]Stop it. You're not gonna clean up at your own shower. 住手 这是你的送礼会，不用自己清 [11:02.44]Yeah, relax. Once little Todd or Shayla comes around, 对，放轻松 一旦陶德或夏拉出生后 [11:07.16]- you'll never stop cleaning up. - Did you say Shayla? -你就有得忙了 -你刚说“夏拉”? [11:08.24]- lt's so unique, isn't it? - lt's so my name. -这名字很特殊吧? -那是我的名字 [11:13.08]- l thought your name was Charlotte. - No, it's not my name. -你应该是夏绿蒂吧? -不，是我取的名字 [11:16.08]lt's my secret baby name that l made up when l was 1 1 , 那是我11岁时 [11:21.68]for my daughter when l had her. l told you. 为以后的女儿所取的名字 我告诉过你 [11:24.32]- Don't tell me you don't remember. - l'm sorry. l really don't. 你没告诉过我，我不记得了 [11:25.40]抱歉，真的没有 [11:29.24]A complete lie. She remembered. We all remembered. 简直是在说谎，她记得的 我们全都记得 [11:33.56]Charlotte had made us all swear never to use it. 夏绿蒂还要我们大家发誓 绝不能用这个名字 [11:35.48]l think my husband heard it somewhere. 可能是我先生在哪儿听到的 [11:37.48]Really, where? Because l didn't tell him. 是吗?在哪? 我可没告诉他 [11:40.52]- You're freaking out over a name! - You're not even pregnant. -你居然会为个名字这么激动 -你根本都还没怀孕 [11:44.20]- That's not the point! - What's going on? -这不是重点 -怎么了? [11:46.92]- She stole my baby name. - You bitch! -她偷了我女儿的名字 -贱货 [11:52.56]Let's go! 走吧 [11:60.84]Beers and bar nuts at Flanagan's off Route Five 坐在第五大道的弗兰格酒吧里 开怀畅饮 [12:04.00]were the perfect antidote to Laney's house of humiliation. 是消除在兰妮家所受屈辱的 最佳疗伤法 [12:06.28]lf l hadn't waited this long to have a baby, that name would be mine. 假如我早点生 那名字就是我的 [12:10.84]Charlotte, come on. You're still young. 夏绿蒂，你还年轻 [12:13.76]You have plenty of time to have children. 要生孩子，时间多得是 [12:16.32]No, l don't. l don't want to be one of those 40-year-old moms. 才不是 我才不要当个40岁的妈妈 [12:19.12]- No, offence. - l don't want to be one of them either. -没有冒犯之意 -我也不想当高龄产妇 [12:24.28]There are no frozen eggs in my freezer. 我可能也很难怀孕 [12:26.44]- Was the bathroom clean? - What do you think? -化妆室干净吗? -你觉得呢? [12:30.44]This is why l hate baby showers. l always leave feeling depressed. 所以我才这么讨厌送礼会 参加后总是心情沮丧 [12:37.00]Patty, another round. 派提，再来一巡 [12:37.08]l for one love my life 我可是热爱我的生活 [12:40.28]and l won't be made to feel inadequate by all this baby talk. 我才不会因为这种无聊事 就觉得自己不如人 [12:46.28]l spoke to a woman with a Masters in finance. 我和位财经女强人谈话时 [12:47.72]All she wanted to talk about diapers. 她的话题都绕着尿布打转 [12:50.32]lt doesn't have to be like that. 根本没必要这样 不用为孩子而牺牲掉自己 [12:52.72]You don't have to lose yourself to have a kid. [12:56.20]l know plenty of cool, hip mothers who live in the city 我知道城里有很多时髦的辣妈 [12:59.68]and who still have great careers and stuff. 而且成功事业 [13:03.64]Who? 谁? [13:06.64]- l'm late. l missed my period. - Patty honey, where are those beers? -我的月事晚了 -派提，酒怎么还没来? [13:11.00]How late? 晚了多久? [13:11.76]- Just a few, seven days. - Oh honey, gray area. -几天而已，一星期 -亲爱的，灰色地带 [13:17.28]True you're in front of the firing squad but you haven't been shot. 没错，你只是准备行刑 还没被枪决 [13:22.92]- l was once ten days late. - Really? Were you having sex? -我有次晚了十天 -是吗?你有做爱? [13:26.12]No. 没有 [13:31.88]What are you gonna do? Are you gonna tell Mr. Big? 你打算怎么做?告诉大人物? [13:34.48]No, l'm not going to tell him until l know... 不，我不打算告诉他 除非我知道… [13:36.12]Until l know how l... 我知道该怎么… [13:39.72]No, l'm not going to tell him until l know how to finish this sentence. 除非我知道该怎么说完这句话 [13:48.48]- What did l miss? - Nothing. -我错过了什么? -没有 [13:55.32]That night Charlotte got out her wish box 当晚夏绿蒂拿出她的愿望箱 [13:56.84]where she kept reminders of all the things she hoped for in life. 她把这一生所许过的愿望 都放在里面 [14:02.48]A gift for Shayla. 给夏拉的礼物 [14:05.88]A town house in the city. A beach house in East Hampton. 在城里拥有一间大宅邸 在东汉普顿有间海滨别墅 [14:13.64]Her dream man. 白马王子 [14:20.00]Her back up dream man. 后补的白马王子 [14:24.56]lt's very strange when the life you never had flashes before your eyes. 令人奇怪的是 脑中居然没有你这一生的画面 [14:29.24]Carrie held hostage. Day eight. Miranda and l went shopping. 于是早上八点时 我抓了个人质米兰达去逛街 [14:32.60]l'm on total ovary overload. Which kind do l get? 子宫好像觉得快爆掉了 我该买哪一种? [14:37.28]Here, this one's on sale. Half off. 这个，拍卖品，只要半价 [14:39.88]Sweetie, l just spent $395 on a pair of open-toed Gucci's last week. 我上星期刚花395美元 买了双古奇的开趾凉鞋 [14:44.16]- This is not the place to be frugal. - All right. -现在不是省钱的时刻 -好吧 [14:46.12]What about this one? 这个呢? [14:49.24]First Response! 一试就灵 [14:50.72]l remember l had a reassuring moment with First Response. 我记得以前用过这牌子来覆验 [14:55.36]Here's hoping. 以防万一 [14:58.64]- What if l am? - lf you am, you am. -如果我怀孕怎么办? -就接受现实 [15:04.12]l don't think l'd be very good at this. l mean, am l maternal? 我对这种事根本不在行 我像是具有母爱的人? [15:10.16]When l was little l left my doll out in the rain for four days. Her face peeled off. 小时候我连续四天把洋娃娃 放在外面淋雨，弄得面目全非 [15:17.52]- That can't be good. - Yeah, but... -这可不是好征兆 -对，但… [15:19.92]l shaved Barbie's head when l was mad at her. 有次我很生气 还把它的头发剃光 [15:21.60]When l was little l took a rubber band 小时候我把橡皮筋 [15:24.12]and put it around my dog Pepper's snout. 绕在我的狗“胡椒”的 鼻子上 [15:25.68]- What! - Oh, God. -怎么了? -天啊 [15:31.96]- Can you picture it? Us with... - Kids? -你能想像那画面，我们有… -孩子 [15:35.52]- Babies. - l'll probably end up with five. -怀孕 -我可能办不到 [15:41.20]Five hours and two packs of gum later. 经过五个钟头 吃了两包口香糖后 [15:43.40]l decided l couldn't take the test till l knew how l felt about the results... 我决定除非自己已作好准备 否则就不看检查结果 [15:47.08]either way. 绝对不看 [15:54.40]Hello. -你好 -我是兰妮 [15:56.08]lt's Laney. lt was great seeing you guys. [15:57.40]只是想告诉你 很高兴见到你们 [16:01.16]l know l was a big bitch but you gotta know my hormones are going wild. 我知道自己不对 可能是荷尔蒙作崇 [16:05.04]Truth is Laney's hormones have been going wild since she was ten. 事实上兰妮的贺尔蒙 从十岁起就开始作崇了 [16:10.24]Seeing you made me remember how much fun we used to have. 看到你们让我想起 以前快乐的时光 [16:14.48]Yeah, we did. lt's amazing how much time has gone by. 对，以前狂欢作乐的日子 [16:17.08]Tell me about it. But l miss us. l really do. 还用你说 但我真的很想念大家 [16:21.16]We should get together more often. 我们应该常聚聚 [16:26.52]But l mean we should get together. 我说的是在一起聚聚 [16:28.92]Not just say we're going to, but really do it. 不是说说而已 而是真的找时间聚聚 [16:29.48]- Absolutely. l've got to go. l'm late. - Where you off to? -好，但我得走了，要迟到了 -你要去哪里? [16:35.28]- Actually Samantha's having a party. - She is? -莎曼珊办了个派对 -是吗? [16:37.44]- Yeah. - Oh, man. -对 -真好 [16:38.52]That's the kind of thing! l love Samantha's parties. 这就是我怀念的地方 我喜欢莎曼珊的派对 [16:43.72]- Why didn't you tell me? - Next time, l promise, all right? -你怎么不通知我? -下次好吗?我保证 [16:45.92]OK, bye. 好吧，再见 [16:50.40]Faced with her own inadequacy, 面对自己不如人之处 [16:52.80]Samantha did something only she could do. 莎曼珊决定有所行动 做些她最擅长的事 [16:53.16]She threw an ''l don't have a baby'' shower 她办了个 “我没有小孩”的送礼会 [16:55.96]to let everyone know she was fabulous. 让大家知道她的迷人之处 [16:58.64]Great to see you. l don't have a baby. Everybody drink! 很高兴见到你 我没有小孩，大家尽量喝 [17:06.20]- Are you having fun? - Not quite as much as Miranda. -好玩吧? -对，但没米兰达那么好玩 [17:09.64]Still convinced that marriage plus baby equals death, 米兰达仍然相信 有了婚姻小孩生活就无望了 [17:12.12]Miranda chose life. 她选择即时享乐 [17:14.24]Also known as Ed, Samantha's accountant. 他是莎曼珊的会计师艾德 [17:18.00]lf she fucks on that couch, she buys it. 若她在沙发上搞，就得买下来 [17:26.16]Hey, you guys. The entertainment has arrived. 大家好，好戏上场了 [17:33.32]- What are you doing here? - What l do best, partying! -你来做什么? -做我最擅长的事，狂欢 [17:38.12]- Maybe we better sit down. - Where's the bar? -我们还是坐下吧 -吧台在哪儿? [17:39.96]- Somebody get me a drink! - l don't know. ls that a good idea? -给我杯饮料 -这样好吗? [17:43.76]l'm due any day. What's one little drink gonna matter? 反正我随时都会生 喝杯酒有什么关系? [17:46.32]Maybe it'll help me go into labor. 说不定还有助于生产 [17:50.04]She gives birth on that couch, she buys it. 她敢在沙发上生，就得买 [17:55.48]What are you doing here? What is she doing here? 你在这里做什么? 她来这里做什么? [17:55.80]- l missed you guys. - Us? -我想念大家 -想念我们? [17:57.56]The pathetic single girls who think life is a Jacqueline Suzanne novel? 是谁说活在贾桂琳苏珊小说中 四个可悲单身女郎? [18:04.64]l'm sure you get asked this all the time, but what is your problem? 你一定常在想这个问题 但你到底哪里有问题? [18:08.40]My problem? 我的问题? [18:10.80]Just that l had a dream and you killed it in a nutshell. 简单说，就是你毁了我的梦想 [18:11.92]Really? Then you're lucky. At least you know what happened to your dream. 是吗?那么你们可真幸运 还知道梦想的结果 [18:14.76]l have no idea what happened to mine. 我却连自己在做什么都不知道 [18:19.44]Hi, Laney. 兰妮 [18:20.76]l was keeping Charlotte away from Laney... 接下来的一个小时 我忙着把她们两个分开 [18:23.40]and Laney away from the vodka. 也忙着帮不让兰妮 喝太多伏特加酒 [18:25.24]Well, look who came up for air. 看谁出现了? [18:26.12]He's a good kisser and he's gonna do my taxes for free. 他是个亲吻高手 还免费帮我报税 [18:29.80]- Excuse me. Sorry. Hey, Carrie. - Hey, Jonathan. -对不起，凯莉 -你好，强纳森 [18:32.56]Listen, l've just been talking to your friend, Charlotte. She's really great. 我刚和你朋友夏绿蒂谈了很久 她真的很迷人 [18:37.36]- ls she seeing anybody? - Wide open. -她有和谁约会? -待字闺中 [18:41.64]- Just don't mention the name Shayla. - Sorry? -只要别提夏拉这名字就好 -对不起? [18:44.20]Nothing. Private joke. Go forth and date. 没什么，私人笑话 放手去追吧 [18:47.56]His name was Jonathan Bix, 他是强纳森比克斯 [18:49.56]a trader who was buying a house in the Hamptons. 是位房地产商 刚成交了一笔汉普顿的房子 [18:55.84]Charlotte suddenly realized all was not lost. 夏绿蒂突然觉得 她并非失去一切 [18:59.92]As she sipped her beer, 当她啜饮啤酒时 [19:01.00]she mentally stuck her dream house back together again. 脑子里已开始策划 她的梦幻之屋 [19:06.96]This party sucks. 这派对烂透了 [19:08.88]Laney. Maybe you should be getting home, all right? 兰妮，我送你回去吧? [19:12.96]No, l don't want to go back there. 不，我不要回去 [19:17.72]Hey, you fuckers! Who wants to see my tits? 各位，谁想看我的咪咪? [19:21.80]- l'll take a look. - Laney come back. Don't do this. -我 -兰妮，回来，别这样 [19:25.48]Relax. lt's gonna be fun. 放轻松，会很好玩的 [19:26.36]All right, look. Now we're gonna have a party. 好，开始狂欢了 [19:32.20]Pregnant lady showing her tits! 孕妇要秀她的咪咪了 [19:35.68]Oh, my God. 天啊 [19:37.88]This is at once so sad, 我本来还以为自己很可悲 [19:40.24]and the most fabulous validation l've gotten in my life. 但这让我再次确认 我的生活是美好的 [19:53.48]This is weird. 有点怪 [19:59.72]l don't think l can do this. 我办不到 [20:04.20]No biggie. 算了吧 [20:06.68]Despite her best efforts to run free, 兰妮除了想重获自由生活外 [20:09.16]it appeared Laney's invisible electric fence 显然她的隐形电墙 [20:14.04]stretched all the way to Manhattan. 也蔓延到曼哈顿了 [20:18.64]l know l can do it. Just give me one more chance. 我知道自己办得到 只要再给我次机会 [20:21.60]lt's not who you are anymore. lt's all right. 你已经不是以前的你了 没关系的 [20:26.20]But l didn't know that was gonna happen. 但我不知道事情怎会变成这样 [20:27.20]Nobody told me that was gonna happen. 没人告诉会变成这样 [20:29.76]- l mean somebody should warn you. - All right. -应该有人要警告我 -没关系 [20:36.12]One day you're gonna wake up and you're not gonna recognize yourself. 有一天当你醒来时 却再也认不出自己 [20:50.44]Can you take her to Connecticut? 麻烦载她到康涅狄格州 [21:02.60]l spent the next day on a park bench watching children play. 隔天我花了一整天 坐在公园里看着小孩玩耍 [21:09.04]lf l had to, could l do this? 如果我有孩子 我能应付得来吗? [21:13.80]Would l be any good? 当个称职的妈妈? [21:19.76]Would l somehow manage to stay me? 我该如何保住自我? [21:29.28]Hello. Oh, my! 你好，天啊 [21:33.100]- Sorry. - That's OK. She's adorable. -抱歉 -没关系，她好可爱 [21:38.84]Yeah, most of the time. You want to go home? 对，大部分时间是 你要回家吗? [21:43.96]- Yeah. Bye. - Bye, bye. -好，再见 -再见 [21:47.12]再见 [21:50.00]On the way home, l got my period. 在回家路上，我的月事来了

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