[00:00.00] 12.08.02 08:25:05
[00:47.32]They say that the women ln New York are the most beautlful women ln the world. 有人说纽约的女人 是全世界最漂亮的
[00:58.68]Whlch explalns why men ln New York spend all thelr tlme looklng at them. 这解释了为何纽约的男人 总是对她们目不转睛
[01:02.88]The clty ls a verltable playground for men's rovlng eyes. 这个城市是为男人流转的目光 而设计的游乐场
[01:06.36]Unfortunately, they need both of them looklng stralght ahead to survlve. 不幸的是，他们需要双眼 都看前方才能生存
[01:13.12]Thls New York woman was pretty happy. I was seelng Blg agaln. 我是个快乐的纽约女人 我和大人物复合了
[01:16.20]Unfortunately, my New York guy was stlll seelng other women. 不幸的是，我的纽约男人 仍盯着别的女人看
[01:22.56]If checking out other women is the biggest probIem, you're Iucky. 如果那是他最大的毛病 你很幸运
[01:28.24]-If it's so smaII, he shouId be abIe to stop. -You can't change that about a man. 若这习惯如此微不足道 他应该改得掉
[01:32.68]It's part of their genetic code, Iike farting. -就像放屁 -你会害我吃不下我的脆饼
[01:33.28]-You're gonna put me off my pretzeI. -You must take Big the way he is.
[01:38.28]Once you try to change a man, it's doomed. They won't budge.
[01:39.36]I know, but you can subtIy manipuIate and cajoIe. 但你能够巧妙地连哄带骗
[01:43.32]The things you can work on are hair and wardrobe. 你可以在发型和穿着上做文章 不过连那也是长期抗争
[01:47.32]-Even then, it's a constant battIe. -I Iike the hair and wardrobe.
[01:48.56]Then be happy. Honey, no man is perfect.
[01:52.48]I'm not asking for perfection, I'm just Iooking for sIight aIterations. 我并非要求完美 我只是希望他做一点小改变
[01:56.92]Be carefuI with aIterations. 小心点 稍有不慎便会一败涂地
[01:59.20]If you puII the wrong thread, everything faIIs apart.
[02:03.40]Whlle Samantha and I dlscussed the theory of change... 当我们探讨改变理论时 米兰达正亲身体验
[02:05.36]...Mlranda was golng through lt for real.
[02:08.16]She had a new apartment, a new boyfrlend... 她有了新公寓、新男友
[02:10.84]...and a new datlng schedule that was kllllng her. 以及让她抓狂的新约会时间
[02:20.68]Hey. I'm sorry. I thought we'd be cIosing the bar earIier. 对不起 我本来以为酒吧会早点打烊
[02:25.04]-You were asIeep. -No, I'm up. Hi. -你已经睡了 -没有，我还醒着
[02:29.56]Come on in. 来吧
[02:32.60]Come here. You okay? 过来，你没事吧?
[02:37.52]Let's see. 我看看
[02:43.28]-Is that better? -That's better. Thank you. -这样好一点了吗? -好多了，谢谢
[02:45.72]How was your night? 你今晚过得如何?
[02:48.72]I don't know. I was asIeep. -我不知道，我睡着了 -抱歉我迟到了
[02:51.60]I'm sorry I was Iate.
[02:57.44]We were gonna cIose the bar at 2:00. 我以为我们大约两点会打烊 结果来了一群日本银行家
[02:59.68]Then we got this big group of Japanese bankers came in.
[03:03.64]And aII they want is these big fIaming drinks. 他们喝得烂醉如泥 其中一个还吐了…
[03:07.92]Then one of them got sick and....
[03:16.44]Never mind. 算了
[03:19.04]Everythlng was great about Steve except for one thlng. 史蒂夫什么都好，除了一件事
[03:33.36]Come here. 过来
[03:34.56]They had completely opposlte schedules. 他们的作息完全相反
[03:38.04]Steve had all the tlme ln the world ln the mornlng. 史蒂夫整个早上都很空闲 米兰达却得七点起床
[03:39.72]Mlranda got rlght up at 7.:00. Unfortunately, Steve dld, too.
[03:45.68]-I have to go to work. -Not yet.
[03:48.00]The only thlng she llked lnslde her ln the mornlng... 还没
[03:49.56]...was the cup of take-out coffee she drank on the way to the subway. 在去地铁站途中喝杯咖啡
[03:53.04]That nlght, ln a bed across town... 当晚，夏绿蒂跟迈克打得火热
[03:56.00]...Charlotte was seelng a lot of Mlke, a cute, but feared restaurant crltlc...
[03:60.28]...famous for hls patented flve-whlsk ratlng system.
[04:02.00]-Mike? -Yeah? 迈克?
[04:07.88]Let's make Iove. 我们做爱吧
[04:09.84]You are a five-whisk woman. 夏绿蒂 你是个五根搅拌棒的女人
[04:11.24]But just when Charlotte had become comfortable wlth the penls... 正当夏绿蒂 准备探索他的命根子时
[04:15.20]...she got a very unexpected surprlse. 却收到意外惊喜
[04:25.24]Uncircumcised. Is that okay? 没割包皮，这没关系吧?
[04:27.44]No. Sure. 不…当然
[04:33.32]Of course it is. -当然没关系 -这大有关系
[04:34.80]It was not okay. 她唯一看过一刀未剪的事物
[04:34.80]The only uncut verslon of anythlng Charlotte had ever seen...
[04:37.84]...was the orlglnal Gone with the Wind. 是原版的“乱世佳人”
[04:40.84]There was so much skin, it was Iike a Shar-Pei! 有好多层皮，简直就像沙皮狗
[04:43.32]-You've never seen an uncircumcised one? -I'm from Connecticut! -你没看过未割包皮的阴茎? -我来自康乃迪克州
[04:47.64]Reminder: you're dating the guy, not the penis. -你是跟人交往，不是命根子 -我很重视美感
[04:49.20]Aesthetics are important to me.
[04:51.20]It's not what it Iooks Iike, it's what they can do with it. 重要的是功能
[04:54.64]I don't need one that can make its own carrying case! 我不需要能自制包皮的男人
[04:60.32]PersonaIIy, I Iove an uncircumcised dick. 我个人偏爱没割包皮的命根子 就像棒棒糖
[05:01.92]It's Iike a Tootsie Pop.
[05:05.04]Hard on the outside, with a deIicious surprise inside. 外面是硬的 里面却蕴藏美味的惊喜
[05:09.48]I don't Iike surprises. I Iike it aII out there where I can see it. 我不喜欢惊喜 我喜欢一览无遗
[05:12.04]Same here. I'm sorry, it is not normaI. 我也是，很抱歉，那不正常
[05:14.84]ActuaIIy, it is. Something Iike 85% aren't circumcised. 事实上，85%的男人没割包皮
[05:18.76]-Great, now they're taking over the worId! -It's a penis, not GodziIIa. -现在他们接管全世界了 -那是阴茎，不是酷斯拉
[05:22.32]If 85% aren't circumcised... 如果85%的男人没割包皮
[05:23.32]...that means I've onIy sIept with 15% of the popuIation, tops. 我最多只和15%的男人上过床
[05:28.60]You're practicaIIy a virgin. 你几乎可算是处女
[05:29.84]You know, he's a nice, Waspy guy. What went wrong? 他是个好人，怎么会这样?
[05:31.76]Maybe his parents were hippies and didn't beIieve in it. -也许他父母不信这一套 -我一定会帮我儿子割包皮
[05:34.12]-I am so circumcising my kids. -I think you can pay peopIe to do that now.
[05:41.60]I don't ever wanna know there's a woman out there caIIing my son a Shar-Pei. 我才不想让别的女人 在背后叫我儿子沙皮狗
[05:44.20]AII I'm saying is, uncut men are the best. They try harder. 我认为没割包皮的男人最棒 他们会更努力
[05:49.56]I shouId know. I've sIept with five of them. 我再清楚不过了 我跟其中五个人上过床
[05:53.24]-Out of how many? -Infinity. -总数是多少? -无限多
[05:56.20]That nlght, Blg and I went out to celebrate absolutely nothlng. 当晚，大人物和我 心血来潮外出用餐
[06:00.48]-More grappa? -No, thank ya. -再来一点格拉帕酒? -不，谢了
[06:06.92]Listen, my editor caIIed me today and she's.... 今天我的编辑打电话给我…
[06:13.92]-You were saying? -Yes, I was. -你刚跟我说话? -没错
[06:17.96]Excuse me, you can't smoke that in here. 抱歉，这里不能抽烟
[06:19.28]ReaIIy? You're absoIuteIy, positiveIy sure about that? 真的吗?你百分之百肯定?
[06:23.56]Because I checked the zoning on this particuIar tabIe... 因为我查过这张桌子的位置
[06:28.60]...and I'm pretty sure this tabIe is in a cigar-friendIy zone. 我确信它是在雪茄友善区内
[06:32.68]I don't mind, but it's for the other patrons. 我并不介意 但这是为了其他顾客
[06:36.24]You mean if those five patrons don't mind, it's okay with you? 如果那五位顾客不介意 就没问题了?
[06:39.32]-Sir, I'm gonna have to-- -Just one second. -先生，我必须… -等一下
[06:44.00]Excuse me, this is my Iast day on earth. 不好意思 今天是我在世的最后一日
[06:47.52]I'm being executed tomorrow morning. That's my paroIe officer there. 明天早上我就要被处死了
[06:51.48]WouId you mind terribIy if I smoked this, Iadies?
[06:58.04]Excuse me, I'm sorry. WouId it be okay if I smoked this? 抱歉，我可以抽雪茄吗?
[07:00.20]PIease, Iet me preface this by saying: I'd Iike to buy everybody a round of drinks. 让我先说一句
[07:10.44]ApparentIy, the other patrons aren't bothered at aII. 显然其他顾客 一点也不觉得困扰
[07:14.84]I dldn't have the guts to tell Blg that he was actually klnd of botherlng me. 我没有勇气告诉大人物 其实他的行为让我很反感
[07:18.32]They won't teII you the truth. 没有人会当着你的面说 他们讨厌你抽雪茄
[07:18.88]No one is gonna say to your face they hate your cigar.
[07:21.48]Good. -那才好 -你真的很傲慢
[07:22.80]You are very arrogant.
[07:27.44]I thought that's what you Iiked about me. 我以为你正喜欢我这一点
[07:31.24]Maybe Blg was rlght. 或许大人物说得对
[07:32.60]Maybe we were at that lnevltable polnt ln the relatlonshlp... 或许我们在这段感情中正处于
[07:35.72]...when the llttle thlngs you loved about the person become huge llabllltles. 对方吸引你的地方
[07:42.68]And just then, a huge llablllty walked by. 就在此时，他的毛病又犯了
[07:50.80]What? -怎么了? -我…
[07:53.32]I hate that cigar. 我…讨厌那雪茄
[08:00.68]And you toId me right to my face. 而你当着我的面说了
[08:08.04]New York Clty ls all about change. 纽约无时无刻不在改变
[08:11.68]New Yorkers change thelr halrcuts, thelr polltlcs... 一眨眼，纽约人便改变了发型 政治立场和朋友
[08:13.08]...even thelr frlends ln the bllnk of an eye.
[08:16.44]If change was so easy, why was lt so hard for Blg? 若改变如此容易 为何对大人物而言这么难?
[08:18.92]Was I banglng my head agalnst the wall, thlnklng he'd stop and notlce me? 难道我要用头撞墙
[08:25.60]Dld I have to change my expectatlons or was lt posslble.... 我必须改变我的期望吗? 或者是否可能…
[08:29.56]Can you change a man? 你可以改变一个男人吗?
[08:31.68]My husband used to be obsessed with watching sports 24 hours a day. 我丈夫以前很迷运动节目
[08:34.04]Then I started fooIing around with his best friend. 后来我开始 跟他最好的朋友乱搞
[08:39.24]And now he's obsessed with watching me. 现在他一心只想守着我
[08:39.32]Every girIfriend I've had wants me to change something. 每个女友都希望我有所改变 工作、朋友、态度等等
[08:44.40]Change your job, change your friends, change your attitude.
[08:47.96]The onIy thing I ever change is girIfriends. 结果我唯一的改变就是换女友
[08:53.24]Meanwhlle, Charlotte was about to dlscover that some men can change. 不可能
[08:58.12]Thanks for dinner. It was great. 谢谢你的晚餐，棒极了
[09:06.56]Can I come upstairs with you? 明天我得早起 而且我家乱七八糟
[09:08.96]I have to get up reaIIy earIy, and my pIace is just a mess.
[09:12.40]Look, I understand. -没关系，我明白 -真的?
[09:15.20]-You do? -Yeah, what happened the other night. 那天晚上发生的事…
[09:17.72]You're not the first woman to react to it that way. I've gotten it most of my Iife. 你不是第一个 有那种反应的女人
[09:23.48]ReaIIy? -真的吗? -我决定一劳永逸
[09:24.76]Yeah, and I've decided to do something about it.
[09:28.04]I've been uncomfortabIe for too Iong, so I'm getting circumcised. 我已经为此困扰太久了 所以…
[09:35.68]Can you do that? -你肯这么做? -是的
[09:38.80]Yeah. I mean, it hurts. It takes a Iong time to heaI. 手术很痛，而且伤口要很久 才会愈合，但我愿意这么做
[09:41.64]But I'm wiIIing to do that. I want to feeI good about making Iove.
[09:46.72]That is so sweet. 那真是太体贴了
[09:49.40]-Do you mind waiting? -No, not at aII. -你介意等待吗? -一点也不
[10:02.92]Apparently, Samantha was wrong. 显然莎曼珊错了 有些男人会让步
[10:07.32]Some men could budge an lnch.
[10:07.28]In Mlke's case, lt may have been more llke an lnch and a half. 以迈克为例 他的牺牲还真不少
[10:14.84]The next mornlng, Mlranda was gettlng her usual wake-up call. 隔天早上 米兰达又被起床号吵醒了
[10:26.16]Where you going? -你上哪儿去? -我要起床
[10:30.08]-I'm getting up. -Come on, it's Saturday. 今天是星期六，躺着吧，过来
[10:33.32]Come on, Iay down, sIow down. Come here.
[10:39.12]How Iong are we gonna do this? 我们要躺多久?
[10:43.08]-You want a time frame for cuddIing? -Yeah. -拥抱也有时间限制? -是的，好比二十分钟?
[10:46.48]Like 20 minutes?
[10:48.64]Thirty? -还是三十分钟? -你在开玩笑吧
[10:49.44]You're kidding me.
[10:53.80]It heIps if I have an end point in mind. I respond weII to Iimits. 让我知道何时结束比较好 我习惯有限制
[10:55.48]That's your probIem, you got too many Iimits. You gotta Iet go a IittIe. 这就是你的问题 你给自己太多限制了
[11:02.40]Look. Saturday is my free day, right? 听着，星期六是我的空闲日 我得洗衣服，再去拿干洗衣物
[11:05.68]I have spinning and then I get my dry cIeaning.
[11:06.72]Then I get my naiIs done and I do my grocery shopping for the week. 修指甲 还得去采购一周的食物
[11:09.12]-Okay? -You're not sounding very free to me. 听起来不怎么空闲
[11:18.60]Do you want to come with me and get my dry cIeaning? 你要陪我去拿干洗的衣服吗?
[11:21.48]No, I didn't think so. 我想也是
[11:27.60]An hour and a haIf, tops. 最多再躺一个半小时
[11:33.68]Twelve hours later, Steve went to work. 十二个小时后 史蒂夫去上班了
[11:36.68]About the same tlme, we went out to our favorlte bar... 我们齐聚在最爱的酒吧
[11:39.04]...whlch on Saturdays changes lnto drag queen blngo. 这里星期六会举行 变装皇后的宾果游戏
[11:42.24]Come on, N-23. 快点…N23
[11:45.08]I reaIIy Iike him, but this morning thing is kiIIing me. 我真的很喜欢他 但早上做爱这档事把我整惨了
[11:48.88]It's bad enough we've never done it at night. 不在晚上做已经够糟了
[11:51.96]After we do it in the morning, he wants to Iie there with me. 完事后他还要我陪他一起躺着
[11:55.24]Everyone wants a guy who wants to cuddIe. 每个人都想要可以拥抱的男人
[11:56.24]O-33, Iadies. -各位，O33 -该死
[11:59.04]Shit! 我很嫉妒你 大人物甚至不肯在我家过夜
[11:60.44]I'm jeaIous. Big won't even spend the night at my pIace.
[12:02.32]-What you have is reaI intimacy. -It's bed arrest. -你拥有真实的亲密关系 -我是被软禁在床上
[12:06.68]I've been horizontaI aII day, and I had errands to do. I missed spinning. 我曾整天躺在床上 但我有事要做，我没洗衣服
[12:12.04]You don't have to spin if you're having sex. 能做爱就别洗衣服了
[12:13.56]B-12! -B12 -来个N23如何?
[12:16.72]-How about N-23? -I don't know why I pIay this, I never win.
[12:20.72]Why do I have to be the one to change my routine?
[12:23.20]Maybe because you reaIIy Iike him. It wouIdn't kiII you to sIow down a IittIe. 因为你真的很喜欢他 而且放慢生活步调也无妨
[12:26.56]Miranda's right. 为什么改变的总是女人 永远不是男人?
[12:28.48]Why is it the woman who aIways has to change and never the guy?
[12:29.56]-Because we are more adaptabIe. -I Iove morning sex. -因为我们适应力比较强 -我喜欢在早上做爱
[12:33.12]I haven't done morning sex since coIIege when I didn't have cIass tiII 11:00. 我大学毕业以后 就没在早上做过爱了
[12:37.88]Maybe you shouId come up with a scheduIe. -你应该排一个时间表 -做爱时间表?那还真浪漫呢
[12:41.60]A sex scheduIe? Very romantic!
[12:42.48]Surprise him at the bar wearing nothing but a trench coat and a smiIe. 给他一个惊喜 只穿着雨衣，带着微笑去找他
[12:48.04]That wouId be a happy hour. 那将是酒吧的快乐时光
[12:50.92]I think that if you reaIIy beIieve in the reIationship you shouId work at it. 如果你对这段感情认真 你应该想办法维持下去
[12:55.60]This from a woman who dumped a guy over foreskin. 为了包皮把男友甩了的女人 居然说这种话
[12:57.00]ActuaIIy, we're stiII dating. -事实上，我们还在交往 -那个沙皮狗?
[12:59.28]-The Shar-Pei? -He's getting circumcised. 他要去割包皮
[13:05.52]PIease teII me that we're not invited to the Bris. 拜托告诉我，我们不必去观礼
[13:07.72]Can I get another board, pIease? 再给我一块板子好吗?
[13:13.96]-Samantha? -Yes. -莎曼珊? -我就是
[13:14.56]It's me, Brad. 是我，布莱德
[13:19.84]Brad McCoIskey? 布莱德麦考斯基?
[13:19.72]Brad was a seml-professlonal hockey player... 布莱德是莎曼珊几年前 交往过的曲棍球员
[13:23.44]...Samantha had dated a few years back.
[13:25.84]The only thlng he was checklng these days were hls pants at the door. 最近他唯一阻挡的东西 在他的裤裆
[13:27.28]Look at you, Miss Thing. You Iook fabuIous. 看看你，大美女，你好漂亮
[13:32.96]So do you. 你也是，你从什么时候开始…
[13:34.44]-When did you start doing.... -About five years ago, right after you.
[13:43.92]Maybe Samantha was wrong. Apparently, she could change a man. 也许莎曼珊错了 显然她可以改变一个男人
[13:46.36]-How are the kids? -Good. Jake is in second grade. -孩子们好吗 -很好，杰克上二年级了
[13:49.76]Jake has two mommies. 杰克有两个妈妈了
[13:51.08]There are other peopIe here who need boards, Samantha. 别的客人也需要板子，莎曼珊
[13:54.92]Take a chiII piII, Miss Saigon! -吃颗感冒药吧，西贡小姐 -莎曼珊?
[13:60.32]Imitation is the sincerest form of fIattery. 模仿是最真诚的奉承 我要走了，玩得愉快
[14:03.76]Gotta go. Enjoy the game.
[14:08.76]Bingo! -宾果 -我比他漂亮多了
[14:10.16]I am so much prettier than him.
[14:16.64]Two hours later, I was supposed to meet Blg at hls place. 两个小时后 我和大人物约在他家见面
[14:21.68]Two and a half hours later, he showed up. 两个半小时后，他终于现身了
[14:28.56]Sorry. -对不起 -你迟到了半小时
[14:28.44]You're a haIf hour Iate. Your doorman thinks I'm a hooker.
[14:32.20]-Did you make any money? -Not funny. -有生意上门吗? -不好笑，我讨厌等人
[14:34.60]I hate waiting here for you. 在这里，等你
[14:38.76]There's a coffee shop around the corner you couId have waited in. 转角有一家咖啡厅
[14:44.92]-You know what? I'm gonna go. -Don't be pissed.
[14:46.20]I'm pissed. -别生气 -我快气死了
[14:47.60]Come upstairs. 上楼吧
[14:50.48]You know, if you gave me a key, I couId wait upstairs next time. 如果你给我一把钥匙 下次我就能在楼上等
[14:55.20]A key? 钥匙?
[14:56.48]Or you can stay at my pIace sometimes. It's easy to pick my Iocks. 或者偶尔你可以在我家过夜 我的锁很容易撬开
[15:01.92]Yeah, but then I Iike my bed. 可是我喜欢我的床
[15:06.12]Look at that service. 还有电梯服务
[15:09.00]Come on. 来吧
[15:12.16]That nlght, somethlng else changed. Nelther of us wanted to make love. 当晚，气氛不太一样 我们两个都不想做爱
[15:17.56]If thls was all I was ever gonna get out of Blg, was lt enough for me? 如果大人物只能付出这么多 这对我来说够吗?
[15:23.08]Then at 3.:00 a.m., somewhere between sleep and waklng... 然后，凌晨三点
[15:26.40]...I got my answer.
[15:28.08]-Dammit! -What? -该死 -怎么了?
[15:33.92]-Are you aII right? -No!
[15:35.92]-What the fuck? -My God! -搞什么鬼? -我的天
[15:39.40]-What the heII was that? -You knocked me out of bed! 你干嘛?
[15:43.08]-You didn't even know I was here! -I do now.
[15:45.56]Why don't you break my arm the next time? 我现在知道了 下次何不打断我的手臂?
[15:46.96]-I'm sorry. -Jesus! -对不起 -老天
[15:51.56]AII right, Sugar Ray, the bed's aII yours. 好吧，整张床都让给你
[15:53.100]-Where you going? -To sIeep on the couch. -你要去哪里? -我去睡沙发
[15:57.48]-Wait, wouId you just Iet me expIain? -Don't taIk now. Bad to taIk now. -听我解释 -现在不要谈
[16:02.88]But I couldn't sleep. 但我睡不着
[16:05.32]And at 4.:00 a.m., I declded he couldn't sleep elther. 凌晨四点，我知道他也睡不着
[16:17.56]It's ice for your face. 这是给你敷脸的冰块
[16:20.84]Yes, I can feeI that. 我感觉得到
[16:25.64]Okay, I know I've Iost a IittIe of my power. 我知道是我乱发脾气
[16:29.92]I'm pretty sure that most women's magazines... 我也肯定大部分的女性杂志
[16:30.72]...wouId say that what I just did was a very bad idea. 会说我不该那么做
[16:34.60]But the thing is, the other night wasn't just about the cigar. 但那晚我生气不只是因为雪茄
[16:42.04]It never is. 从来都不是
[16:45.60]I hate that you Iook at other women. 我讨厌你看别的女人
[16:47.60]I hate that I don't have a key to your pIace. You've never spent the night at my pIace. 我讨厌没有你家的钥匙 你从不在我家过夜
[16:49.96]You can't even make space for me in your bed. 你的床甚至容不下我
[16:53.44]And it's not your fauIt because I never say it. 这不是你的错 因为是我没跟你说
[16:59.36]So now I punched you. So now I have to say it. 而现在我揍了你一拳 所以我非说不可
[17:03.40]So now I'm gonna say it. 所以现在我要说了
[17:08.88]I feeI Iike I'm back in your Iife and nothing has reaIIy changed. 我觉得虽然我们复合了…
[17:16.64]I know you can't change a man, and you definiteIy can't change a man Iike you.
[17:24.88]...I stiII want... 我仍然希望有一点改变
[17:26.04]...something to change a IittIe bit...
[17:30.84]...for me. 为了我
[17:32.96]PhysicaI vioIence is never the answer. 肢体暴力绝非解决之道
[17:38.28]I'm gonna go. 我走了
[17:43.68]-Does it hurt? -Yes. -会痛吗? -会
[17:48.16]Look, I'm sure there are things you don't Iike about me. 听着，我相信我一定有 让你不满意的地方
[17:52.40]I'm not faIIing for that one. 少来这套
[17:57.56]That was one thlng I llked about Blg. He deflnltely knew when to shut up. 这是我喜欢大人物的一点 他很清楚何时该闭嘴
[18:04.16]The next nlght, Charlotte took Mlke out for a post-operatlve scotch. 隔天晚上，夏绿蒂和迈克 出去喝一杯手术后的威士忌
[18:08.100]Did it hurt? 那会痛吗?
[18:13.80]On a scaIe of one to five, I'd give it a 72. 以一到五的等级来说 我想是…
[18:17.28]-You poor thing. -That's aII right. -好可怜
[18:18.84]The worst is over. Now I just accept sympathy and heaI. 没关系，最坏的已经过去了 现在我只接受同情，等待复原
[18:23.92]-For how Iong? -About another week or so. -需要多久? -再过一个礼拜左右
[18:25.44]-I can't wait. -Me either. -我等不及了 -我也是
[18:28.80]God, you reaIIy turn me on. 天啊，夏绿蒂 你真是让我性致勃勃
[18:41.40]You shouId go. 你走吧
[18:49.40]Much later that nlght, bolstered by coffee... 当晚，藉着咖啡提神
[18:50.76]...Mlranda declded to perform a 2.:00 a.m. seductlon. 米兰达决定施展午夜诱惑
[19:02.88]HeIIo. 你看你，美极了 有什么大事?
[19:01.56]Look at you! You Iook great. What's the occasion?
[19:05.16]It's 2:00 a.m. and I am stiII awake. 现在两点了但我还不想睡 我想我们应该庆祝一下
[19:09.16]I thought we couId ceIebrate. I've had five cups of coffee.
[19:13.60]That's worth a party.
[19:18.12]Meet me in the bedroom. I'II get the wine. 在房间等我，我去拿酒
[19:30.12]-Get up. -What? -起来 -怎么了?
[19:33.60]I think you shouId spend the night at your pIace tonight. 今晚你该回家睡觉
[19:36.48]-Why? -Because I'd Iike to catch up on my sIeep. 为什么?
[19:41.64]I reaIIy don't want to worry about having sex with you in the morning...
[19:44.32]...and then just Iying there and being Iate.
[19:47.20]-You don't Iike having sex with me. -No, I do. I Iove it. -你不喜欢跟我做爱? -我很喜欢
[19:51.40]But once I wouId Iike to do it at night, Iike other normaI Homo sapiens. 但我希望至少有一次在晚上做 像其他正常人一样
[19:54.36]-ReIax, we can have sex now. -We can't have sex now! -放轻松，我们可以现在做 -不行
[19:58.76]I had a window, and it happened haIf an hour ago! 本来有个很好的时机 但那是半小时前的事了
[20:02.20]-You had a window for sex? -I'm sorry, I'm a Iawyer. I get tired. -做爱还有时机? -抱歉，我是个律师，我会累
[20:05.40]I'm a bartender and I get awfuIIy tired of deaIing with other peopIe's neuroses. 我是个酒保，早已厌烦别人 情绪失控、大呼小叫
[20:12.36]When you get, you know... 当你…
[20:16.64]...a picture window, or a whoIe doorway of time...
[20:21.40]...caII me. 再打电话给我
[20:25.100]Mlranda had never felt less llke a successful lawyer ln her llfe. 米兰达从未觉得自己 是个如此失败的律师
[20:32.48]Even though she'd won her case, she'd also been left wlth all the damages. 即使她打赢了官司 却也受到伤害
[20:37.20]A week later, Charlotte flnally got her chance to break ln the new merchandlse. 一个星期后 夏绿蒂终于有机会
[20:43.80]What do you think? -你认为怎么样? -太完美了
[20:47.84]It's perfect. 这感觉好像是 同时收到生日和圣诞礼物
[20:47.16]It was llke her blrthday and Chrlstmas rolled lnto one.
[20:52.16]You reaIize this makes me a virgin. 你知道这将是我的初体验?
[20:57.80]I'II be gentIe. 我会很温柔的
[21:05.12]That was reaIIy wonderfuI. -那真是太美妙了 -没错，是五根搅拌棒
[21:07.12]It was. A five.
[21:14.20]So what do you want to do Saturday night? 你礼拜六晚上要做什么?
[21:17.16]Saturday? Did we have pIans? 礼拜六?我们有计划了吗?
[21:19.24]No, but I thought maybe we couId go to this drama Ieague benefit... 没有，但我想我们可以去参加 戏剧联展的义演
[21:23.12]...or we couId, you know, go Iow-key and stay in and rent videos. 或是低调一点 待在家里看录影带
[21:30.08]Hang on, Iisten.
[21:31.32]I don't think I'm ready for this to be, you know, Iike a big thing. 我认为我还没准备好定下来
[21:38.04]A big thing? 定下来?
[21:42.32]I just feeI Iike I can't be tied down right now. 我只是觉得我现在不能被绑住
[21:43.92]There's a whoIe new me happening. I shouId get out there and share it. 我已经焕然一新 我应该出去外面和大家分享
[21:49.80]You want to share your penis? 你想分享你的命根子?
[21:56.44]I feeI Iike I owe it to myseIf to take the doggie out for a waIk around the bIock... 我应该带它出去见识一下
[22:02.08]...you know? 夏绿蒂再也没见过迈克
[22:04.28]Charlotte never saw Mlke agaln.
[22:07.36]She reallzed you can take the Shar-Pel out of the penls... 她明白你可以让命根子 脱离沙皮狗的模样
[22:10.64]...but you could never take the dog out of the man. 却永远无法去除男人的狗性
[22:14.52]A few days later, I reallzed you could change a man. 几天后 我发现你的确可以改变男人
[22:18.84]You could change hlm lnto not calllng you. 你可以让他不再打电话给你
[22:29.36]Look at that. -瞧瞧那黑眼圈 -你才看清楚，我已经看过了
[22:31.24]No, you Iook at it. I've seen it aIready.
[22:38.48]Easy, no hands near the face. 别轻举妄动，手不能靠近脸部
[22:43.36]Come in. 进来吧
[22:44.88]I just came over to teII you something. 我只是来跟你说一件事
[22:49.72]You're suing me, right? 你要告我对不对?
[22:56.72]Look, maybe you need a key to know that I'm crazy about you. 听着…
[22:60.24]But the thing is, I've given out, Iike, five keys... 但事实上我曾给过五把钥匙
[23:05.24]...and you never get 'em back. 却从没拿回来过
[23:07.04]And maybe I hog my bed. 也许我霸占了整张床 但那是我的床，而且…
[23:11.88]But it's my bed and I Iike you in it.
[23:17.16]-I shouId hit you more often. -And the oranges. -我应该更常打你 -还有柳橙
[23:20.16]-What? -The oranges have to go. 床上不能吃柳橙 这是我不喜欢你的地方
[23:23.80]This is something I don't Iike about you.
[23:25.20]-I hate that you eat oranges in my bed. -You do? 我讨厌你在我床上吃柳橙
[23:29.60]They're sticky and they make the sheets stink. 它们粘粘的 还会把我的床单弄臭
[23:33.60]-That's it? -I Iike my sheets. -就这样? -我喜欢我的床单
[23:37.24]What are you gonna give me for the oranges? 你拿什么跟我交换柳橙?
[23:37.96]-A negotiation? -Yep. -你要讨价还价? -是的
[23:40.72]-This couId take a whiIe. -It couId. -这可能要一段时间 -有可能
[23:47.60]It Iooks Iike I may have to spend the night. 看来我得在这里过夜了
[23:52.64]That nlght, for the flrst tlme, Blg spent the nlght at my place. 当晚，大人物第一次 在我家过夜
[23:57.24]I reallzed that nelther of us would ever fundamentally change... 我明白我们两个 都无法彻底改变
[24:01.60]...but we were talklng about lt. 但我们愿意面对这件事
[24:02.68]And maybe that was the blggest change of all. 也许那就是最大的改变
[24:06.84]The next day my sheets stunk of clgars. I changed them lmmedlately. 隔天，我的床单都是雪茄味
[24:12.60]Across town, lt was 2.:00 a.m. and Mlranda was no closer to sleeplng. 凌晨两点，在城的另一头
[24:25.24]-HeIIo. -HeyI -喂? -嗨
[24:33.84]Sorry to wake you. -抱歉吵醒你了 -不要紧，我还没睡
[24:34.40]It's okay, I was awake.
[24:37.76]Look, I don't wanna bug you. 我不想烦你
[24:40.36]Do me a favor. Go to the window. 帮我一个忙，到窗边来
[24:49.92]Now look up. 抬头望
[24:52.92]My God. -我的天 -很美吧?
[24:53.68]It's amazlng, lsn't lt?
[24:57.84]It's a bIue moon. It's reaIIy rare. 蓝色的月亮，很少见的
[25:01.32]I just wanted you to see lt. 我只是想让你看看
[25:03.96]It was rlght then, that Mlranda flnally slowed down... 就在此刻，米兰达终于 放慢步调，向史蒂夫投降
[25:05.04]...and gave lnto Steve.
[25:09.32]Come over when you're done, okay? 下班后过来，好吗?
[25:17.32]That nlght, Mlranda and Steve made love. 当晚，米兰达和史蒂夫做爱
[25:22.40]And they dld lt agaln ln the mornlng. 他们在早上又做了一次
[25:23.92]Mlranda was an hour late for work and dldn't even notlce. 米兰达迟到了一小时 她却完全没注意
[25:26.36]So maybe you can't change a man... 也许你无法改变男人
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