欲望都市第二季 是非对错 Was It Good For You?

[00:00.00] 12.08.02 08:24:01 [00:02.00]听美剧学英语(MP3+LRC) [00:12.56]欲望城市 [00:37.32](性爱专家凯莉布雷萧) [00:44.96]“是非对错” [00:49.44]My frlend Charlotte was datlng Dr. Bram Walker... 夏绿蒂这阵子正在与 布莱姆沃克医生交往 [00:51.52]...a very hardworklng orthopedlc surgeon. 他是个勤奋的整形外科医生 [00:55.48]Bram? 布莱姆? [00:60.36]-布莱姆? -干嘛? [01:01.16]What? [01:04.44]Were you asIeep? 你睡着了吗? [01:04.44]No, I was just resting my eyes. -没有，我只是在闭目养神 -我的天 [01:08.84]My God. [01:08.80]I feII asIeep for one second. -好吧，我只睡了一秒钟 -我的天 [01:12.28]My God. 我从五点到现在都没睡 连续做了三个累人的重建手术 [01:14.32]I was up at 5:00, I had three carpaI tunneIs. [01:14.96]It's very exhaustive reconstructive work. [01:19.64]He feII asIeep when he was making Iove to me. 他和我做爱的时候竟然睡着了 [01:23.96]He feII asIeep! 他只是累了，这与你无关 [01:23.56]He was tired. This has nothing to do with you. [01:29.12]Has a man ever faIIen asIeep making Iove to you? 男人和你做爱的时候 有睡着过吗? [01:30.40]No, but I'm sure many of them wanted to. 没有，我想他们多半都想睡吧 [01:35.96]I can't beIieve this happened to me! -没想到这种事会落到我身上 -你要不要喝点药草茶? [01:36.84]You want some herb tea? [01:38.96]I must be reaIIy bad in bed. -我在床上的表现一定很差劲 -你的表现不差劲 [01:40.16]You are not bad in bed. [01:42.60]I've got Constant Comment and.... 我这里有安抚情绪的 还是你想喝缓和腹部的茶? [01:44.40]Do you want some Tummy Tamer? [01:47.60]Of course it's her. I have to say, I'm not surprised. 当然是她的关系 这点我完全不惊讶 [01:49.68]Ever seen her on a Stairmaster? Nothing happening beIow the waist. 你看她做过踏板运动吗? 她的腰部以下都没有改变 [01:54.68]Nada. No saIe. 就算她的技巧不高明 这很重要吗? [01:54.16]How can you say that? [01:57.56]Even if she was bad in bed, which she isn't, is it reaIIy that important? [02:00.100]AbsoIuteIy. Who we are in bed is who we are in Iife. 当然重要 床上的表现可以看出一个人 [02:04.36]I never met a man who was bad in bed who was good at Iife. 我没看过床上表现差劲的男人 在生活中有成就的 [02:07.08]Just for the record, in bed, you are.... 那你在床上的表现又如何? [02:11.76]Don't make me state the obvious. -这需要我赘言吗? -你怎么能这么肯定? [02:13.52]How can you be so sure? [02:16.84]No one ever took a nap whiIe fucking me... 从来没有男人和我做爱睡着的 [02:17.80]...and I get affirmations aII the time. 而且我每次都会得到证实 不过上星期… [02:20.32]Just Iast week.... 上星期有一对同性恋 请莎曼珊吃饭 [02:23.60]Last week, Samantha had dlnner wlth a gay couple she'd known for years. [02:25.04]她认识他们好几年了 [02:27.96]Davld and Davld. 他们两个都叫大卫 [02:30.36]Thanks for a IoveIy dinner. It was fun. 谢谢你们邀我晚餐，我很愉快 [02:31.20]I have to admit, we have an uIterior motive. -其实我们是别有用心 -什么? [02:36.80]What? 你现在有和谁在交往吗? [02:36.12]We're wondering if you're seeing anyone speciaI right now? [02:40.08]ActuaIIy, no. 没有，你们要为我介绍谁吗? [02:42.08]Do you have a hot guy for me? [02:44.64]Two. 有两个 [02:51.00]-No! -Yes! -不会吧? -你猜对了 [02:53.92]We want to have sex with a woman. 我们想找个女人做爱 [02:56.96]-Are you serious? -TotaIIy. -你们是说真的吗? -我一直很想体会那种感觉 [02:59.76]I'm curious about it. [03:02.76]We've never done it and we thought it might be fun. 我们都没和女人做过 那一定很有趣 [03:03.84]We were Iike: 我们想如果要找个女人 要找谁好呢? [03:06.32]''If we were gonna do it with a woman, who wouId it be?'' [03:10.28]-Then we were Iike, Samantha. -TotaIIy. 我们就立刻想到了你 [03:13.88]We decided of aII the beautifuI women we know, you are probabIy the best in bed. 我们决定找个我们认识的 最漂亮的女人 [03:17.16]-你的技巧一定也最出色 -没错 [03:17.12]TotaIIy. [03:20.56]Look at that! [03:22.20]I'm thinking about doing it. They're cute, they're heaIthy. 我答应他们考虑考虑 毕竟他们都是英俊的猛男 [03:26.80]They're gay! -他们是同性恋 -这是对性的一种狭隘的迷思 [03:26.12]For a sex coIumnist, you have a Iimited view of sexuaIity. [03:30.20]Gay as pink suede. -男同性恋不是正常男人 -拜托，都已经两千年了 [03:31.16]Wake up. It's 2000. [03:33.68]The new miIIennium won't be about sexuaI IabeIs, it'II be about sexuaI expression. 未来的一千年将是个 以性来表达的时代 [03:38.80]It won't matter if you're sIeeping with men or women. 这与你和男人或女人上床无关 [03:42.64]It'II be about sIeeping with individuaIs. -对方只是一个个体 -你现在是在搞三P [03:42.72]Or in your case, twos or threes. [03:44.60]Soon everyone wiII be pansexuaI. It won't matter if you're gay or straight. 大家很快就会彼此交流 这和是不是同性恋无关 [03:50.08]-Just if you're good or bad in bed. -ExactIy. -重要的是你在床上的表现? -没错 [03:55.16]That nlght I got to thlnklng about bed. 当晚我便在思考房事的问题 [03:57.00]Are we secretly belng graded every tlme we lnvlte someone to joln us ln lt? 我们每次邀人共赴云雨时 是否都被打了分数? [03:60.72]A plus, B, D, lncomplete. 诸如甲乙丙等或是不及格? [04:03.48]Is maklng love really nothlng more than a pop qulz? 做爱和随堂测验 成了一回事吗? [04:07.68]If sex ls a test, how do we know lf we're passlng or falllng? 如果性爱是一门测验 我们怎知是否及格了? [04:11.92]How do you know lf you're good ln bed? 又怎么知道自己的表现如何? [04:15.20]Later on, I was walklng home thlnklng about my sexual report card when.... 那个星期我都在思考 我的性爱报告 [04:23.28]What the heII-- 搞什么?那是什么东西? [04:26.52]Christ, I'm sorry. I didn't see you. I threw my cigarette. 抱歉，我没看到你 我刚才在丢烟蒂 [04:30.00]I thought I was stung by a bee. Jesus! 我还以为被蜜蜂螫了 [04:31.68]I'm sorry. Did it Ieave a mark? 抱歉，烫伤了吗? [04:34.56]You can't smoke in the restaurant. I'm a smoker. 餐厅里不能吸烟 我又是个老烟枪 [04:37.68]I'm a smoker too, but watch where you throw those things? 我也是个老烟枪 但你丢东西应该小心点 [04:43.16]No, it didn't Ieave a mark. 我没有被烫伤 [04:47.64]As the paln subslded, my mlnd was free to notlce... 当疼痛消退之后 我才注意到这个人好帅 [04:50.00]...how lncredlbly cute thls guy was. [04:50.88]I am sorry. My name's Patrick Casey. 抱歉，我叫派崔克凯西 [04:55.88]Carrie Bradshaw, burn victim. 我叫凯莉布雷萧，烫伤患者 [04:57.36]How weird was that? That was intense. 这种控诉太过强烈了 [05:02.04]You gotta admit, it's a cIever way to meet the Iadies. 不过这样搭讪倒是挺高竿的 [05:05.84]You got a IittIe comedy routine going there? -原来这是你演的一出喜剧? -有点那个意味 [05:06.28]LittIe bit. [05:10.88]Listen, I reaIIy feeI bad. 真的很抱歉 [05:11.64]At Ieast Iet me buy you a coffee, or some burn saIve? 我请你喝杯咖啡作为补偿 [05:16.12]-Not funny yet. -Sorry. 不好笑 不过喝咖啡这提议不错 [05:16.04]But it might be after a cappuccino. [05:19.60]There's a pIace right around the corner. We can smoke there. 街角有家咖啡店 那里可以抽烟 [05:24.68]Three Marlboros and two Marlboro Llghts later I had learned... 在抽过两、三支烟之后 [05:29.40]...Patrlck was a composer, wrltlng muslc for movles. 我发现派崔克在做电影配乐 [05:32.04]What type of movies do you compose for? 你做的是哪种电影? [05:32.64]ReaIIy bad ones. 那都是些三流片 [05:34.92]The I Screamed When I Knew What You Dld Last Summer On Elm Street types. [05:37.20]好比“去年夏天夜惊魂” 之类的电影 [05:38.40]As Iong as you're chaIIenged by what you do. 只要你对电影还有抱负就够了 [05:45.20]Dammit. Patrick Casey, whoever you are. 糟糕，派崔克凯西 [05:47.24]不管你叫什么，我必须走了 [05:47.16]I'm Iate. I have to go. [05:52.12]Thank you for the coffee. 谢谢你的咖啡 改天我再控诉内心受到的创伤 [05:53.24]Maybe one day you'II give me scar tissue again. [05:59.40]-You're great. -Thanks. -你真会说话 -谢谢 [06:00.100]As I walked away, I started to thlnk.: 当我离开的时候才想到 [06:04.24]How many cute, smart, slngle smokers are there left ln the world? Seven? 世上有几个长相与头脑兼具的 单身老烟枪? [06:07.32]七个吗? [06:08.24]I declded to do somethlng I almost never do... 接着我便做出破天荒的举动 给他我的手机号码 [06:11.52]...glve a man my phone number. [06:17.20]This whoIe burn Iawsuit I pIan to initiate... 我这件烫伤诉讼 可能会有点难搞 [06:20.16]...it might get a IittIe crazy, so here is my phone number. 这是我的电话号码 [06:23.84]You wiII need that for your attorney... 你请律师时会用到 [06:27.32]...or if you want to have coffee again sometime. 或许下次可以再请我喝咖啡 [06:29.20]I left feellng great. It was such a cute approach. How could he not call? 这招让我自己都得意不已 他不打给我才有鬼 [06:36.96]How couId he not caII? It's been three days. 都过了三天他怎么还没打来? [06:37.24]Give him 12 more hours and then send him off to the isIand of Iost men. 再等他12小时 到时候就把他踢到荒岛去 [06:42.20]I don't wanna send him there, I Iike him. 我不想踢他走，我喜欢他 [06:44.60]CouId you beIieve that someone actuaIIy had the nerve to caII this FIorentine Peach? 你相信有人把这种颜色 叫做佛罗伦斯桃红吗? [06:50.36]I can't beIieve you spent this much on sheets. 你怎么舍得在床单上 花这么多钱? [06:52.16]It's an experiment. I'm trying to change my bed karma. 我在做一项试验 改变我的命运 [06:55.24]I figure if I can make my bed a pIace I reaIIy want to be... 我想如果能把床 布置成我的梦想乐园 [06:60.80]...others wiII feeI the same way. 别人也会感同身受 [07:01.40]The fieId of dreams. -你是说梦想乐土 -没错，所谓心想事成 [07:04.80]ExactIy. ''If you buiId it, he wiII come.'' [07:07.56]The thing that gets me is, I'm not usuaIIy wrong about the phone number size-up. 没想到我给了电话的人 竟然不回我电话 [07:12.28]I don't put it out there unIess I'm sure it's coming back. 我都是看准对象才给电话的 [07:15.04]I'm either reaIIy Ioving or hating the coIor. 我现在对这个颜色 还没有明显的喜好 [07:17.92]He thinks I'm ugIy. -他一定认为我很“爱国” -拜托，别闹了 [07:20.68]My God. Get a grip. [07:23.80]A guy doesn't caII you for three days and you're ugIy? 一个家伙三天不打电话给你 你就变成丑女了吗? [07:27.24]-What's your point? -PiIIowcase. -你想说什么? -枕头套给我 [07:30.64]It's amazing. We can feeI totaIIy good about ourseIves... 我们原先都觉得自己很好 [07:34.40]...and then it aII goes out the window if the guy doesn't mirror it back to us. 可是一走出去 男人要是不看我们… [07:39.60]This has a IittIe weird thing here. 这实在太荒谬了，该死 [07:40.76]Dammit. Does everything I bring into this bedroom have to have a fIaw? 我费心打理的卧室 竟然还是有瑕疵 [07:48.44]The next day I was ln the Vlllage looklng for the perfect $7 dress... 第二天我在街上找寻廉价洋装 [07:51.92]...to go wlth my $300 shoes, when.... 好搭配我花三百美金买的鞋子 [07:55.48]I had a cholce. I could turn around and run away... 其实我这时候可以转身离去 [07:57.68]...or I could smlle, be brave and walk on over. 但我却面带微笑 深呼吸一口气就走了过去 [08:06.40]Hi. 好好的星期六 你竟然站在大街上抽烟? [08:06.12]So what? Saturday's the day you stand on the street and smoke in the ViIIage? [08:13.96]Hi, I'm Carrie. -你好，我叫凯莉 -我们正在谈事情 [08:14.48]-We're kind of in the middIe of something. -Right, sure. [08:15.04]好的，我了解 [08:18.44]Bye. I was on my way to Perry Street. -再见，我正要去佩里街 -这就是佩里街 [08:21.12]This is Perry Street. 我是说布利克街 再见，不打搅你们了 [08:21.80]BIeecker, I meant BIeecker. [08:26.60]Okay, bye. Goodbye to you, too. [08:35.64]-Let me expIain. -No, I'm embarrassed. -凯莉，你听我解释 -不用，我是自找难堪 [08:39.52]You're obviousIy in the middIe of a thing with your Iover... 你显然正在和你的爱人谈事情 [08:40.100]...or whoever and I'm there.... 不，我不是同性恋 我只是有酗酒的毛病 [08:44.20]I'm not gay. [08:47.96]I'm an aIcohoIic. [08:47.88]We were waiting for a meeting to start. 我们正在这里等着聚会 [08:50.84]I wanted to introduce you but it's supposed to be anonymous. 我本来想为你介绍 但是我不能透露会友的名字 [08:53.12]I reaIIy wasn't getting the gay vibe from you. 我并不是觉得你们像同性恋 [08:56.52]It's just, he was so cute and.... 只是他长得很帅，再加上… [08:59.92]-I never caIIed. -Right. -我没打电话给你 -没错 [09:02.48]I was freaked. I've onIy been in the program 11 months... 我戒酒已经11个月了 [09:06.68]...and my sponsor said I reaIIy shouIdn't get invoIved with someone for a year. 我的监护人要我在一年内 不能谈感情 [09:11.20]Okay, maybe you'II caII me in a month. 好吧，那你一个月后再打给我 [09:16.08]It doesn't bother you that I'm an aIcohoIic? 你不在意我是个酒鬼吗? [09:17.88]God, no. I Iove aIcohoIics. HeII, I hope to be one someday. 不会，我喜欢酒鬼 我甚至也想当个酒鬼 [09:23.68]-That was a joke. -That's not funny, yet. -我开玩笑的 -一点也不好笑 [09:25.64]But it might be after a cappuccino. 喝杯咖啡也许就不一样了 [09:30.44]What the fuck, it's onIy a coupIe of weeks. 其实也不过只剩下几星期 你改天愿意出去吗? [09:31.84]WouId you Iike to go on a date sometime? [09:34.92]I can't think why not. 有何不可?你再联络我 [09:35.80]You caII me. [09:39.04]I accepted hls klnd lnvltatlon because when you thlnk about lt... 于是我便接受了他的邀约 [09:41.96]...aren't we all ln recovery from somethlng? 其实每个人都在戒某些东西 好比戒酒、戒毒 [09:45.44]Drlnklng? Drugglng? Our last relatlonshlp? [09:46.80]甚至是戒上一段感情吗? [09:48.32]On our flrst date, Patrlck and I went for coffee. 我们第一次约会是出去喝咖啡 [09:51.48]I'm reaIIy compuIsive. If I open up a bag of Chips Ahoy, I gotta eat the whoIe thing. 我有点强迫症的毛病 只要打开一包洋芋片 [09:56.24]就一定要整包吃完 [09:58.36]I'm Iike that with Reese's Pieces. Reese's Pieces and shoes. 蕊丝皮鞋一出新款 我也一定会去买 [10:02.24]WouIdn't the shoes be a IittIe tough on digestion? 吃鞋子不太好消化吧? [10:06.28]This is me. 我家到了 [10:10.16]Thank you, Mr. Casey. I had a great time. 谢谢你，凯西先生 我玩得很愉快 [10:12.96]No, Miss Burn Victim. I had the great time. 烫伤小姐，我也过得很愉快 [10:16.44]Then I gave hlm my very best lean-ln-and-klss-me-goodnlght move. 于是我示意他给我一个告别吻 [10:34.04]Our next date, over dlnner, he told me about worklng hls 12 steps. 第二次出去晚餐时他谈了 许多有关音乐的事 [10:37.12]After dlnner, I stood on my thlrd step trylng to work hlm. 饭后我站在楼梯上企图勾引他 [10:40.88]That smeII is amazing. What is that? 好香，这是什么味道? [10:43.60]Me. 我 [10:47.36]I'II caII you. 我再打电话给你 [10:50.64]I couldn't flgure lt out. 我实在想不通 [10:58.48]I knew he wanted me, because durlng my lean-ln-and-klss-me-goodnlght move... 我知道他想要我 因为在我靠近的时候 [11:02.64]...I'd accldentally, on purpose felt hls pop-up-and-say-hello. 意外的感觉到他的小弟弟 正在对我“举枪致敬” [11:06.76]What was golng on? 但他怎么没采取行动? [11:09.56]By the thlrd date, I wanted hlm even more than a flstful of Reese's Pleces. 第三次约会时我对他的渴望 已经超过蕊丝皮鞋了 [11:16.48]WeII then, goodnight. 好了，晚安 [11:18.64]That was that. I'd hlt my humlllatlon llmlt. 我的羞辱已经到达了极限 [11:22.96]Then I thought, how many cute, smart, sexy, slngle, smoklng alcohollcs... 但我又想到这个世上… [11:26.64]...are there left ln the world? Flve? 还剩几个聪明的帅哥? 五个吗? [11:42.84]Do you want to come up? -你想上去吗? -想 [11:46.80]But you see, the thing is, I've never had sex sober. 但是我从来没在 清醒的时候做爱过 [11:49.80]I've aIways been drunk or high. I don't know if I'II be any good. 我总是喝得酩酊大醉 我不肯定自己的表现如何 [11:56.12]What the heII? Let's take it one step at a time. 管他的，船到桥头自然直 [12:15.04]Sex is amazing. 性爱真是太神奇了 [12:18.52]It feeIs so fucking amazing. 真是不可思议 别人有这种感觉吗? [12:20.88]Do other peopIe know about this? [12:24.84]AII right! I did it! Sex without beer! 太棒了，我再也不怕做爱了 [12:33.24]Easy, cowboy. -冷静点，牛仔 -至于你… [12:34.32]You! [12:36.20]What about you! You are the best. -你真是妙不可言 -你也不差 [12:39.56]You weren't haIf bad yourseIf. [12:41.48]You are the best. 不，你是最棒的 [12:44.04]-You're the best. -I aim to pIease. 我是很努力 [12:48.00]After we have a cigarette... 等我们抽完这根烟… [12:55.96]...can we do it again? 可以再来一次吗? [13:01.04]I'II have a Spanish omeIet, hash browns, more coffee and orange juice. 我要一份蛋饼、马铃薯煎饼 再来一杯咖啡和柳橙汁 [13:06.64]Can I have some rice pudding for Iater? Thanks. 稍后再来一份布丁，谢谢 [13:11.52]Storing up for winter? -你在准备冬眠吗? -不，我快饿死了 [13:12.72]No, I'm starving. Patrick and I.... [13:16.28]AII Iast night and I'm just.... 我和派崔克忙了一夜 把我饿坏了 [13:16.24]No, don't stop, it's okay. 你尽管说，我的表现差 不表示你们都要和我一样 [13:19.72]Just because I'm bad in bed doesn't mean everybody is. [13:21.92]One more time. 你在床上的表现一点也不差 [13:23.40]You are not bad in bed. [13:27.88]ReaIIy? Has a man ever faIIen asIeep making Iove to you? 有人在和你做爱的时候 睡着吗? [13:29.36]No, but I once feII asIeep when a guy was doing me. It was the Iudes. 没有，但我有一次差点睡着 [13:34.04]It's okay. 无所谓，我是个成年女人 [13:36.76]I'm mature enough to reaIize that whiIe I may be good at some things Iike... 我很清楚我对服饰搭配很在行 [13:40.72]...accessories, that I might need heIp in others Iike.... [13:41.12]但某些事却需要别人帮助 [13:43.60]-Fucking? -Making Iove. -好比上床? -做爱 [13:49.40]So, I'm taking a cIass. 所以我去报了一堂课 [13:52.04]A fucking cIass? -学习床上技巧吗? -不，是性爱研讨会 [13:53.24]No, a tantric sex workshop. [13:55.20]Just don't drink any suspicious KooI-Aid or put on new Nikes. 你只要别喝什么诡异的饮料 或穿新布鞋就行了 [13:59.92]It's not Iike that. It's taught by a weII-respected woman psychoIogist. 讲师是一位 德高望重的心理学家 [14:04.36]It's caIIed ''How To PIease A Man.'' 这堂课叫“如何愉悦男人?” [14:06.96]I know how to pIease a man. Just give away most of your power. 只要放弃你的权力 就能愉悦男人 [14:09.72]I have a trainer for the gym. I can have a trainer for-- 我到健身房会找教练 当然也可以找人… [14:13.24]-Fucking? -PIease stop saying that. -教你做爱? -别再说这个字了 [14:18.52]Are you actuaIIy going to do this? 你真的要去上课? [14:20.28]对，人数还有限制 我就帮你们报了名 [14:22.36]Seating was Iimited, so I signed you guys up. [14:24.36]PIease? I can't go aIone. 拜托，我不能一个人去 [14:28.56]If Bram ever faIIs asIeep on me again, I wiII die. 布莱姆要是再在我身上睡着 我一定会死，拜托 [14:31.72]Pretty pIease, with sugar on it? -求求你们，好姐妹 -我去 [14:33.00]Christ, I'm in. [14:35.16]What the heII, I don't exactIy have them hanging from the rafters. 好吧，其实去听听也无妨 [14:40.84]''How To PIease A Man.'' 如何愉悦男人? 我都可以开班授课了 [14:42.84]I couId teach the damn cIass. [14:45.44]AII right. 好吧 [14:52.60]That nlght, whlle Davld and Davld got undressed... 当晚两个大卫先脱了衣服 在卧室里等她 [14:55.08]...and walted for her ln the bedroom. [14:57.88]Samantha began to wonder lf maybe she was about to go too far. 莎曼珊才开始犹豫 这次玩得会不会太过火了 [14:60.32]Was she actually capable of belng thls sexually free? 她能接受这种放荡的性爱吗? [15:05.32]Or was she gettlng ln over her head? 还是她只是一时鬼迷心窍? [15:08.20]She declded before there were regrets, they should all talk about lt a llttle more. 她认为在后悔之前 他们应该再商量一次 [15:12.16]Listen, David and David, maybe.... 大卫，我想或许… [15:17.04]You Iook amazing. -你真的好美 -就像“红尘”里的珍哈露 [15:19.76]Just Iike Jean HarIow in Red Dust. [15:22.00]Samantha loved the Samantha mlrrored through the eyes of the Davlds. 莎曼珊立刻爱上了 他们眼中的自己 [15:26.00]What the heII? 试试又有何妨 [16:08.96]-They're so soft. -I know. -真软 -没错 [16:26.60]-I can't do this. -Neither can I. -我做不下去 -我也是 [16:33.12]But I.... 但是我…我们才刚开始 [16:33.100]-We're just getting start-- -No, can't. 不，我做不下去，抱歉 [16:36.48]-I'm sorry. -Sorry. 抱歉，你的确秀色可餐 但我做不到 [16:40.12]It's very pretty, but no. [16:44.04]It's not you, it's us. 问题不在你，是在我们 [16:46.60]I have an idea. Let's aII put on our cIothes and go out for geIati! 不如这样吧? 我们穿上衣服去吃意大利果冻 [16:50.08]-Cheesecake. -Whatever. -或是起司蛋糕 -都好 [16:53.28]Suddenly, Samantha wasn't feellng so good about herself ln bed. 莎曼珊突然对自己丧失了信心 [17:03.00]我得走了 不然会赶不上那个研习会 [17:05.12]I gotta go or I'm going to be Iate for the tantric workshop thing. [17:10.04]Baby, you don't need a workshop. 宝贝，你根本不用听那劳什子 [17:13.68]You are amazing. 你是个中高手，我们再来一次 [17:15.16]Come on, one more time. [17:17.32]We did it Iast night and aII this morning. 昨晚和今早做得还不够吗? [17:21.72]I couId have sex with you morning, noon and night. 和你整天整夜做爱我也不会腻 [17:24.76]That's when I reallzed lt. Mr. Compulslve wasn't ln bed wlth me... 这时我了解到这个大男人 根本不是和我做爱 [17:27.44]More, c'mon. 他是在和一大袋的洋芋片挣扎 [17:27.56]...he was ln bed wlth a blg bag of Chlps Ahoy. [17:32.52]More. “坦特罗”的意思就是 神圣的性爱 [17:32.64]The intent of tantric... [17:34.20]...we say ''sacred sexuaIity...'' [17:40.00]...is to experience and merge with the Divine. 体验神人合一的感受 [17:44.84]I think Patrick's addicted to me. 我看派崔克已经迷上我了 他想用我来取代酗酒 [17:44.76]It's Iike he's repIaced drinking with me. [17:49.44]Program guys are tough. 在戒酒的家伙都很难搞 我和一个暴食症患者交往过 [17:50.24]I dated a guy who was in Over-Eaters Anonymous. [17:51.92]Every time we had a fight, he'd binge-eat hot fudge sundaes. 我们只要一吵架 他就会开始狂吃圣代 [17:56.36]In other words, Iadies, to drive your man crazy. 换句话说 你能让你的另一半疯狂 [18:00.44]He wants to have sex aII the time. It's getting a IittIe out of hand. 他整天都想和我做爱 我都快控制不了了 [18:06.92]At Ieast he wants to fuck you. -至少他还想碰你 -他们是同性恋 [18:08.92]-They were gay. -So? 那又怎样?前一秒还兴致高昂 下一秒就没了兴致 [18:08.100]One minute they were interested and then, suddenIy they weren't. [18:12.88]What did I do to turn them off? 我到底做错了什么? [18:17.16]Not having a dick wouId be the thing that you did to turn them off. 错就错在你没有老二 [18:20.24]You guys, I'm serious. This is rude. 姐妹们，这太没礼貌了 [18:22.84]Use it to bring any man to his knees. 你可以用爱让任何一个男人 对你俯首称臣 [18:28.32]With Iove, of course. [18:29.92]Where was this bitch Iast night when I needed her? 我昨晚需要她的时候 这个女人在哪里? [18:32.68]Be quiet and you might Iearn something. This Iady is supposed to be a genius. 安静听你们就会学到东西 她是这方面的天才 [18:36.64]If she's so good, why is she having this workshop in her apartment? 她如果真的这么行 [18:39.32]-干嘛在公寓里开这个研习会 -不要问我 [18:42.64]I don't know. “坦氏性爱”不重理论 而重于行动 [18:44.00]Tantric sex is not about taIk, it's about action. [18:49.00]DeIayed action. 我们也要为大家示范 [18:50.68]So, without further deIay... 现在就立刻开始 [18:56.24]...Iet me introduce my husband. 容我介绍我的先生 [18:59.32]Dr. Ronny Shapiro. 罗尼莎菲洛博士 [19:04.88]I wiII demonstrate the very effective... 由我来示范… [19:06.96]最有效的生殖器按摩术 [19:10.32]...Lingham Massage. [19:15.12]I think I know why we're in an apartment. 我终于明白为什么在这开课了 [19:18.60]The receiver Iies on his back... 接受按摩者必须赤裸的 躺在按摩者前方 [19:21.56]...before the giver, naked. [19:25.76]GenitaIs cIearIy exposed for the massage. 让生殖器完全曝露出来 [19:29.60]You're not writing. 你根本没在做笔记 [19:30.12]Take your time doing this. 按摩需要耐心 [19:36.28]An hour and a half later, crlppled by our lnablllty to look away from a car crash... 如果是车祸一个半小时后 或许还看不到车祸的真相 [19:41.64]...we watched as the Dr. Shaplro lllustrated tantrlc sex. 但这对夫妇却呈现了 坦氏性爱的效果 [19:43.44]Massage the head of the Lingham... 把你的手当成果汁机一样 按摩龟头部分 [19:47.80]...as if you are using an orange juicer. [19:52.80]There go my good feeIings about breakfast. 我早上吃的东西快吐出来了 [19:55.88]Stop it! You're embarrassing me. 别吵了，别丢我的脸好吗? [19:58.96]We're the embarrassing part? 现在丢脸的是我们吗? [20:01.52]PIace your right hand... 接着抬起右手 [20:04.92]...on the receiver's Root chakra. 握住对方的命根子 [20:06.52]Root! 命根子 [20:09.52]The Root chakra is Iocated between the anus and the genitaIs. 它就位在肛门和外生殖器之间 [20:15.56]I think that I just got my 50 bucks worth. 看来这五十元美金很值得 [20:19.36]GentIy rock your hand to awaken this chakra. 轻轻的唤醒这个部分 [20:25.00]CIinicaIIy referred to as perineum. 这个部位在医学上叫做会阴 [20:26.76]Perineum: Latin for ''not without an engagement ring.'' 在拉丁语的意思就是 “结婚一定要有婚戒” [20:32.96]WiII the women who are Iaughing compose themseIves? 请那位在笑的小姐安静，谢谢 [20:36.32]Thank you. 高潮虽然不是这种按摩的目的 [20:35.80]Orgasm is not the goaI of Lingham Massage... [20:41.52]...but can be a pIeasant and very weIcome side effect. 却是种非常愉悦的副作用 [20:46.76]Watch what I'm doing here. 请各位注意 [20:52.76]If you can master this... 只要掌握住诀窍 保证男人会永远效忠于你 [20:55.24]...your man wiII aIways be faithfuI. [20:57.60]Because once they go tantric... 因为他们只要做过这种按摩 就永远忘不了 [21:01.96]...they don't go back. [21:05.16]You go, girI. 加油 [21:08.76]See that? Can you aII see this? 看到没?看清楚了没有? [21:13.68]My God! 我的天，他快要… [21:18.48]He's gonna.... [21:23.52]And just llke that, Mlranda got hlt by Old Falthful. 米兰达还被他的精液喷到了 [21:30.24]What's funny? 有这么好笑吗? [21:36.08]After we talked Mlranda ln from the ledge, I met Patrlck for a movle. 那天稍晚我和派崔克去看电影 [21:41.56]I was teIIing my sponsor today how I feIt about you... 我今天和监护人谈起 我对你的感觉 [21:46.72]...and suddenIy I reaIized maybe I shouId just teII you. 我觉得我应该告诉你 [21:50.80]凯莉 [21:52.36]I Iove you. -我爱你 -老实说 [21:55.64]There lt was, the llttle phrase every glrl ls dylng to hear... 这是每个女人在交往之后 [21:57.92]...a week and a half lnto a relatlonshlp. 都想听到的一句话 [22:01.72]Thanks and that's so.... 谢谢你，我真的觉得… [22:06.48]What? Too soon? Is that what you're thinking? 你觉得进展得太快了吗? [22:11.48]We have been going out for, Iike, a minute. 我们只交往了几天而已 [22:13.96]Fuck that shit. I don't want to pIay games. 可是我不想玩游戏 我只想忠于自己的感觉 [22:17.44]I'm just trying to own my feeIings. [22:18.80]I Iove you. I said it. 我爱你 [22:23.48]Mr. Casey, you do not Iove me... 凯西先生，你并不是爱我 而是爱上清醒的感觉罢了 [22:25.76]...you Iove you, not drinking, with me. [22:28.36]No, I Iove you. 不，我爱你 [22:31.56]你听我说… [22:34.40]我真的受宠若惊 [22:37.48]I'm so fIattered... [22:40.28]...but I think maybe we shouId sIow down a IittIe here. 我们或许该放慢一点 [22:41.48]What does that mean? -什么意思? -事情发展得太快了 [22:44.84]It means that things are going very fast and.... [22:49.32]You have these new feeIings because you're not drinking-- 你初次体验到不喝酒的感觉 [22:50.00]No, don't give me that program buIIshit. 不，别对我说这些聚会的说辞 [22:55.32]This has nothing to do with drinking. 这件事和喝酒无关 [22:57.80]I Iove you. 我爱你 [23:01.68]Maybe we shouId spend a IittIe time apart. 或许我们该分开几天 [23:06.52]I'II caII you tomorrow. -我明天打电话给你 -我不能上楼去吗? [23:08.40]-I'm not coming up? -Just a coupIe of nights. -忍耐几晚就好了 -你要和我分手吗? [23:12.00]Are you breaking up with me? 'Cause if-- [23:13.28]I'm not breaking up with you. I'm just going inside. 派崔克，我不是要和你分手 我只是要进屋去 [23:19.56]CaII me tomorrow. 你明天打电话给我 我们下星期再碰面好吗? [23:21.32]We'II do something next week, okay? [23:23.60]What am I going to do now? -那我现在怎么办? -你应该去聚会了 [23:26.88]You shouId go to a meeting. [23:29.80]And then go home, and caII me tomorrow. 然后回家，明天打电话给我 [23:33.68]Goodnight. 晚安，下星期见 [23:36.24]I'II see you next week. [23:40.92]Go. 走吧 [23:50.08]Get yourseIf some cookies. 买点饼干来吃 [23:57.52]Meanwhlle, across town at Charlotte's.... 这时候夏绿蒂正在家里… [23:58.52]My God, what are you doing? 夏绿蒂，你在做什么? [24:03.32]My God. [24:05.00]You are good. Sweet Christ! 夏绿蒂，你真棒 我的天，你真棒 [24:08.28]You are good! [24:09.32]Charlotte consldered lt the best 50 bucks she'd ever spent. 夏绿蒂认为那是她花过 最值得的五十元美金 [24:19.40]It cost Mlranda a llttle more, but across town ln her bed, thlngs were good as well. 米兰达花的钱虽然比较多 但结果也不错 [24:35.16]CarrleI 凯莉 [24:48.72]What are you doing? 派崔克，你在做什么? [24:50.60]Fuck you, you bitch! -你这个臭婆娘 -该死 [24:54.40]Shit! 我爱你，你却不爱我 [24:56.48]I Ioved you and you didn't Iove me. [25:01.84]You fucking made me date you... 你让我在完成戒酒前一个月 就和你约会 [25:02.16]...before the month and now I'm drunk. [25:04.44]现在我又开始酗酒了 我不在乎 [25:06.28]And I don't care! [25:09.00]凯莉，我爱你 [25:13.48]I Iove you! [25:14.36]I Iove you! 我爱你，和我做爱 [25:15.16]Make Iove to me! [25:18.44]What are you doing? Don't take your cIothes off. 你在做什么?别把衣服脱掉 [25:23.28]My flrst lmpulse was to go down and rescue hlm... 我第一个念头是冲下去救他 [25:25.60]...but as I learned on our second date, that would be codependent. 但我在和他第二次出去时知道 这会变成一种惯性 [25:31.44]Stlll, I felt I had to do somethlng. 但我还是想做点什么 [25:33.72]Here, put this on, you'II get a coId. 把这穿上，你会着凉的 [25:36.20]I hope I fucking die! 我真希望我死掉 [25:41.88]Quiet, asshoIe, I'II caII the cops! -你再不安静我就报警 -你给我闭嘴 [25:41.00]Shut the fuck up, dickweed! [25:44.96]Carrie! 凯莉，你是我上过最棒的女人 [25:47.76]You were the best fuck I ever had! [25:50.32]Three weeks later, I got a letter from Patrlck... 三星期后派崔克写了封信给我 说他又回去戒酒了 [25:55.12]...saylng he was back ln the program and wanted to make amends. [25:56.20]I never saw hlm agaln but I always wondered two thlngs.: 之后我没有再见过他 但我一直在想两件事情 [26:01.80]Was he able to stay sober? 一是他戒酒有没有成功? 还有我在床上真的这么棒吗? [26:03.40]Am I really that good ln bed?

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