欲望都市第三季 热情如火 Where There’s Smoke…

[00:02.00]听美剧学英语(MP3+LRC) [00:11.40]欲望城市 [00:34.92](性爱专家凯莉布雷萧 并且勇于发问) [00:43.48]“热情如火” [00:48.16]New YOrK City. HOme tO One milliOn exCiting, eligible, single men... 纽约市住着一百万名 迷人、条件很好的单身汉… [00:55.52]and fOur COld and slightly CranKy single wOmen. 以及四名冷得发抖 有点神经质的单身女子 [00:57.40]Well, this is gOOd. We're aCtually CrOssing water tO meet men. 真好，我们正远渡重洋 去认识男人 [01:01.16]Reminder, l am nOt gOing tO Staten lsland tO meet men. 提醒你 我不是去斯塔屯岛认识男人的 [01:05.24]l am gOing tO judge them. 我是去对他们品头论足 [01:06.24]A perK Of being a minOr Celebrity 当一个小有名气的人的好处 [01:09.80]is that yOu get invited tO majOr events. 便是获邀参加大事 [01:13.68]LiKe New YOrK fire department's 譬如纽约市消防局 年度月历人物选拔 [01:16.76]annual Calendar COmpetitiOn. [01:18.08]This is a lOng way tO gO tO watCh 去看一些消防员脱掉上衣 这一趟路途还真遥远 [01:19.48]sOme firemen taKe their shirts Off. [01:21.24]l'm On the ferry. l better see mOre than peCs. 我特地搭渡轮去看 最好不只看到大胸肌 [01:25.32]l'm freezing! 我快冻僵了 [01:28.44]l dOn't understand 我不懂比赛为什么不能在 曼哈顿的酒吧举行 [01:29.52]why they COuldn't hOld the COmpetitiOn [01:32.60]in a bar in Manhattan. 上东城也有消防员 [01:32.100]They have firemen [01:34.08]On the Upper East Side tOO. 没错，他们只扑灭 高级住宅区的火灾 [01:36.48]And they Only put Out tOp-nOtCh fires. [01:39.36]LOOK at hOw small it lOOKs. 曼哈顿看起来变得好小 [01:43.84]WhO wOuld have thOught an island that tiny 谁想得到那么小的岛 [01:47.60]wOuld be big enOugh tO hOld all Our Old bOyfriends. 竟然装得下我们所有前男友 [01:60.40]He lOves tO COOK and Can whip up a great baKed ziti. 他喜欢烹饪 可以做出很棒的焗烤管面 [02:04.80]He's frOm engine 275, ladder 133, 属于275号消防队，133云梯 来自皇后区 [02:08.40]way Out there in Queens. [02:24.56]- ls he hOt? - He's a six. -他性感吗? -可以得六分 [02:26.88]On a sCale Of hOw many? 总分是多少? [02:28.56]His name was Bill Kelley. He was a divOrCed pOlitiCian, 他叫做比尔凯利 [02:31.12]是一位离了婚的政治人物 准备竞选市审计官 [02:32.32]Campaigning fOr New YOrK City COmptrOller. [02:35.08]And the tOKen male judge. 也是象征性的男性裁判 [02:42.80]- WatCh the firemen. - l'm mOre intO COps. -看台上的消防员 -我对警察比较感兴趣 [02:47.32]He's a danCer and married. SOrry, ladies. 他是位舞者，而且已婚 抱歉了，女士们 [02:51.80]His wife Maria said he's a gOOd guy but he wOrKs tOO hard. 他太太玛莉亚说他人很好 但是工作太拼命了 [02:56.80]WOrK that belly! 秀一下腹肌 [03:02.16]Ladies, Over here. 我在这里 [03:08.64]OK, they dOn't maKe COsmOpOlitans, it's a Staten lsland iCed tea. 他们没有四海为家酒 这是斯塔屯岛冰茶 [03:12.20]- ls that liKe a LOng lsland iCed tea? - l thinK sO. -跟长岛冰茶一样吗? -我想是吧 [03:17.88]HellO, l'm drunK. 各位，我醉了 [03:20.84]DO we have tO be this ClOse? lt's embarrassing. 我们非得站这么前面吗? 好尴尬 [03:22.40]- YOu gOtta be in it tO win it. - l'm mOving baCK. -不入虎穴焉得虎子 -我要去后面 [03:26.28]l Can't see the Cute firemen frOm baCK there withOut my glasses. 我没戴眼镜，站那么后面 我看不到那些迷人的消防员 [03:31.20]Why dO yOu even Care? YOu have Steve. 你何必在乎? 你已经有史蒂夫了 [03:32.48]l dO nOt have Steve. There is nO having Of the Steve, we're just friends. 我并未拥有史蒂夫，他不是 我的财产，我们只是朋友 [03:38.32]We're just friends. l dOn't put my diCK in yOu. 我们才只是朋友，我不会搞你 [03:39.72]AnOther One Of these and l might let yOu. 再喝一杯我可能会同意 [03:44.32]There are nO datable men here. 这里没有适合约会的男人 [03:46.88]What was yOur first Clue? The pleather jaCKets Or smell Of ''High Karate''? 你怎么知道?从皮夹克 还是空手道的迹象看出来? [03:52.16]Ladies, this is RiCKy FantuCChi. He's a CapriCOrn. 各位，这位是瑞奇方塔屈 他是魔羯座 [03:53.96]His unCles are firefighters. 他的叔叔是消防队员 [03:56.80]Yes, ladies, that's a Cheetah On his arm. 是的，各位 他手臂上有只印度豹 [04:02.40]RiCKy represents engine 53 in LOwer Manhattan. 瑞奇代表下曼哈顿 53号消防队 [04:07.32]l'd liKe tO shOw him my LOwer Manhattan. 我想让他见识一下 我的下曼哈顿 [04:15.04]- LOOK at his arms, they're huge. - YOu KnOw what they say. -你们看他的手臂，好强壮 -你知道有句话是这么说的 [04:18.80]Big arms...big arms. 大手臂…就是大手臂 [04:23.56]HellO, 911. l'm On fire. 消防队，我欲火焚身了 [04:41.52]After the COntest, l began tO realize that Staten lsland 比赛结束后，我发现斯塔屯岛 [04:45.72]was liKe a quaint EurOpean COuntry. 就像一个古老陌生的欧洲国度 [04:47.24]The AmeriCan musiC was 20 years behind 这里播放着20年前的美式音乐 [04:51.12]and yOu COuld smOKe wherever yOu wanted. 你可以在任何地方抽烟 [05:13.44]Hi. Are thOse shirts are fOr sale? l'd liKe tO get One fOr my nephew. 你知道那上衣是否出售? 我想买一件给我侄儿 [05:20.92]Yeah, yOu COuld buy 'em. But l dOn't KnOw where. 是的，这外面买得到 但我不知道哪里有卖 [05:23.92]l gOt this One at wOrK, but l'm sure yOu COuld buy 'em at Other plaCes. 我这件是消防队发的 但我肯定其他地方买得到 [05:29.40]- l've seen them in thOse shOps... - Samantha. -我在商店里见过… -我叫莎曼珊 [05:31.48]- RiCKy, hOw are yOu dOing? - GOOd. HOw are yOu dOing? -我叫瑞奇，你好吗? -很好，你呢? [05:34.04]- l saw yOu up there. - l saw yOu tOO. -我看到你在台上 -我也有看到你 [05:37.32]- YOu lOOKed fantastiC. - Yeah? -你看起来帅呆了 -是吗? [05:39.68]l never did anything liKe that. My sisters said, ''DO it, RiCKy''. 我从来没做过那种事 我妹妹说“去吧，瑞奇” [05:43.88]And l said, ''l never did anything liKe that befOre''. 然后我说 “我以前没做过那种事” [05:47.68]YOu did it very well. 你表现得很好 [05:50.76]- l wOnder what mOnth yOu'll be. - Maybe OCtOber. -不知道你是几月出生的 -也许是十月 [05:53.32]- My birthday is in OCtOber. - l bet July, Or any mOnth that's hOt. -我的生日在十月 -我赌七月或任何热情的月份 [05:59.36]TwO sOngs later, it was time fOr this danCing queen tO taKe a breather. 两首歌之后 舞后该喘息一下了 [06:04.16]HellO. Can l bum a smOKe? 可以讨一根烟吗? [06:06.36]- Sure. - ThanKs. -当然 -谢谢 [06:09.20]There yOu gO. 来吧 [06:15.32]- That's gOOd. l quit three years agO. - HOw's that wOrKing Out fOr yOu? -感觉真好，我三年前戒了 -成效如何? [06:17.16]- GOOd. l allOw myself One a weeK. - YOu live right On the edge, dOn't yOu? -很好，我准自己一周抽一根 -你正好 [06:24.72]- Can l buy yOu a beer? - NO, l gOt it. -我能请你喝杯啤酒吗? -不用了，我有钱 [06:25.32]lt's On me. FOr helping me Out in there. 我请客，报答你刚才帮了我 [06:30.00]Sure. And by the way, yOu have the wOrst taste in men... 好吧，对了 你对男人的品味糟透了… [06:32.20]- ...ever. - NO way. -有史以来最糟的 -不可能 [06:35.48]YOu gave that guy frOm MidtOwn a 7. 你给中城那家伙七分 [06:40.32]l liKe a firefighter with lOve handles tO hOld On tO 他腰部有一个游泳圈 可以让你逃出失火大楼时抓牢 [06:42.32]when esCaping a burning building. [06:43.40]- YOu gOt a pOint there. - But yOu were tOugh. -你说得有道理 -但你很严格 [06:47.88]And what's with the half-pOints? 6.5, 8.5? 那些零点五分又是什么意思? 六点五、八点五? [06:52.08]What Can l say? SOmetimes a girl needs a half. 我能说什么? 有时候女人就需要那二分之一 [06:56.52]SO, whiCh distriCt dO yOu vOte in? 你是哪个选区的? [06:59.100]WhiChever One is near Barneys. 离巴尼百货近的那个 [07:02.72]YOu've never vOted in New YOrK City? -你从未在纽约投过票? -是的，总统先生 [07:05.96]COrreCt, Mr. President. [07:09.16]What's yOur address? OffiCial gOvernment purpOses. 你的地址是什么? 公务上的目的 [07:11.88]- l Can tell yOu yOur distriCt. - OffiCially? -我可以跟你说你的选区 -正式地吗? [07:14.32]lt's 245 East 73rd street. 东73街245号 [07:17.92]DistriCt 23. Same as mine. l'm at MadisOn and 82nd. 23选区，跟我的一样 我住在麦迪逊大道和82街路口 [07:20.40]FanCy. l thOught all hOnest pOlitiCians lived in studiOs 真想不到，我以为诚实的政客 都住在工作室吃豆子罐头 [07:24.84]and ate beans Out Of a Can. [07:28.88]l'm nOt a fan Of beans. 我并不偏爱豆子 [07:29.04]Can l get yOur phOne number? GOvernment purpOses Only. 可以给我你的电话吗? 仅是公务上的目的 [07:34.72]l'm just here with my friends having a gOOd time. 我只是跟朋友来这里玩 现在我不想谈感情 [07:37.08]- l'm nOt intO dating right nOw. - What, bad breaK-up? [07:37.76]为什么，痛苦的分手? [07:54.16]That was a lOng silenCe. 那是一个很长的沉默 [07:59.60]ACtually, it was a silenCe and a half. 其实，是一又二分之一的沉默 [07:59.96]Have dinner with me. 跟我一起吃晚餐 [08:04.72]WOuld it help if l tOOK my shirt Off? 如果我脱掉上衣会有帮助吗? [08:08.68]Time tO gO. POlitiCian's hitting On me. 我该走了 那个政治人物跟我搭讪 [08:10.08]- And is that a bad thing? - He's just way tOO ''l'm the guy''. -那是件坏事吗? -他太自以为是了 [08:15.16]Are yOu sure? He's pretty Cute. 你确定吗?他蛮可爱的 [08:18.88]l dOn't want tO have tO tell yOu this. l saw him give sOmeOne a thumbs up. 我不想说出来 我看见他很欣赏某个人 [08:21.12]We're Out Of here. Samantha went hOme with that firefighter. 我们走吧 莎曼珊跟那个消防队员回家了 [08:25.28]- TOOt tOOt, beep beep. - And CharlOtte's arOund sOmewhere. -真快活 -夏绿蒂在这附近 [08:33.56]- HOw many COCKtails did she have? - A COuple, why? -她喝了几杯鸡尾酒? -两三杯吧，怎么了? [09:12.92]And sO, three girls headed hOme, 就这样，三个女人踏上归途 [09:13.84]taKing Only fOnd memOries Of Staten lsland and its infamOus iCed teas. 只带着斯塔屯岛的美好回忆 以及它恶名昭彰的冰茶 [09:23.68]HOney, ClOse up, it's COld. 亲爱的，把衣服扣上，很冷 [09:28.64]- Are yOu gOnna help? - l held her head in the taxi. -你要帮忙吗? -我刚在计程车上扶着她的头 [09:36.16]YOu're sO niCe, Carrie. 你真好，凯莉 [09:37.00]- l'm niCe tOO, aren't l? - Yes, yOu're niCe. -我也很好，对吗? -是的，你很好 [09:40.28]l'm niCe... 我很好… [09:43.16]l'm pretty and l'm smart. l'm a CatCh. 我漂亮而且聪明 我是个理想的结婚对象 [09:47.32]Yes, yOu're a CatCh. 是的，你是个理想的结婚对象 [09:49.48]l hate yOu. 我恨你 [09:51.100]YOu KnOw what? l'm gOnna meet the perfeCt guy and get married. 你知道吗?我会认识 完美的男人，我就要结婚了 [09:58.16]Yes, yOu're getting married. 是的，你就要结婚了 [10:03.00]Did yOu hear that New YOrK? l'm getting married this year. 你听到了吗，纽约? 我今年会结婚 [10:07.88]l'm getting married and here l COme! 我要结婚，我来了 [10:11.20]lf she falls Over l will never stOp laughing. 如果她跌下去，我会笑一辈子 [10:13.68]l wasn't quite sure if it was the iCed teas 我不确定是冰茶 [10:17.16]Or the Staten lsland dating pOOl that brOKe the Camel's baCK. 还是斯塔屯岛的社交圈 压垮了骆驼的背 [10:20.20]But sOmething set CharlOtte On fire. 但夏绿蒂兴奋不已 [10:22.52]And uptOwn On dry land, Samantha and Mr. July had their Own fire gOing. 在上城的陆地上，莎曼珊 和七月先生的火苗正燃烧 [10:27.60]YOu're sO big and strOng. 你好雄伟强壮 [10:34.64]l believe the OffiCial fire department COunt is ''a fOur alarmer''. 我相信正式的消防局术语是 “四声警报器” [10:40.32]The next mOrning at breaKfast, Miranda and l wanted pOaChed eggs, 隔天吃早餐时 米兰达和我想吃水煮蛋 [10:44.68]Samantha wanted tO give us the details 莎曼珊想跟我们分享细节 [10:47.36]and CharlOtte wanted tO Keep her head frOm explOding 而夏绿蒂则头痛得要爆炸了 [10:50.76]Over her rainCOat. 我告诉你们 没有男人让我那么湿润过 [10:52.36]l'm telling yOu, nO guy has ever gOtten me that wet. [10:53.64]- Pass the salt. - Let me tell yOu abOut his COCK. -把盐传过来 -让我跟你们说说他的命根子 [10:56.80]Will yOu be quiet? The peOple at the next table have a Child. 你小声一点好吗? 邻桌有小孩子 [11:03.04]- That's their ChOiCe. - Miss HangOver's right. -那是他们的选择 -宿醉小姐说得对 [11:04.84]Can we spare the COCK talK till COCKtail time? 命根子的话题 可以等到鸡尾酒时间再说吗? [11:06.52]l wanted yOu tO KnOw my fireman was every bit the fantasy l had in mind. 我想让你们知道那个消防队员 集我所有的幻想于一身 [11:13.72]New YOrK's finest. -纽约最棒的男人 -应该是警察才对 [11:12.52]- That's COps. - Whatever. [11:16.16]l thinK it's wrOng tO sleep with a man just tO fulfill a fantasy. 我觉得只为了满足幻想 便和一个男人上床是不对的 [11:19.48]All the men we sleep with fulfill a Certain fantasy. -我们上床的男人都满足幻想 -或是噩梦 [11:22.24]Or nightmare. 你幻想中的男人 要有豪华公寓和傲人资历 [11:24.32]YOu fantasize Of a man with a fanCy apartment and a stOCK pOrtfOliO. [11:26.72]FOr me, it's a fireman with a big hOse. 对我来说 是有大老二的消防队员 [11:29.52]Why are firemen sO Cute? 消防队员为什么这么可爱? [11:32.20]Even when they're nOt that Cute... they're still Cute. 即使当他们不那么可爱时… 他们还是很可爱 [11:34.64]First, there's a weight limit. SeCOnd, it's the herO thing. 他们有体重限制和英雄形象 看到他在消防车上… [11:38.12]- YOu see him On that truCK... - That truCK is hOt. -那消防车真性感 -赶着去抢救受困的人 [11:43.20]...hurrying tO save sOmeOne trapped. [11:44.04]They've gOt that ''l'm a gOOd guy'' lOOK in their eyes. 他们的眼神流露出 “我是个好人”的讯息 [11:49.68]lt's beCause wOmen want tO be resCued. 这是因为女人想要被拯救 [11:52.16]The sentenCe independent single wOmen in their thirties 三十多岁的独立单身女子 [11:55.36]are never suppOsed tO thinK, let alOne say Out lOud. 永远不该这么想 更别提大声说出来 [11:58.12]lt's true. l've been dating sinCe l was 15, l'm exhausted. Where is he? 这是事实，我从15岁开始约会 我已经筋疲力尽，他在哪里? [12:04.60]- WhO? The white Knight? - That Only happens in fairytales. -谁?白马王子? -那只在童话中才有 [12:08.60]My hair hurts. 我的头发好痛 [12:10.04]Did yOu ever thinK that maybe we're the white Knights 你有没有想过 或许我们就是白马王子 [12:13.96]and we're the Ones that have tO save Ourselves? 我们必须自救? [12:19.72]- That is sO depressing. - ls it? -这种想法真令人沮丧 -是吗? [12:23.56]Later that day l gOt tO thinKing abOut fairytales. 当天稍晚我思考着童话 [12:25.44]What if PrinCe Charming had never shOwed up? 万一白马王子 永远不出现怎么办? [12:29.36]WOuld SnOw White have slept in that glass COffin fOrever? 白雪公主会一辈子 睡在玻璃棺材里吗? [12:33.84]Or wOuld she have eventually wOKen up, spit Out the apple, gOtten a jOb, 或者最后她会醒来 吐出毒苹果 [12:38.52]a healthCare paCKage and a baby frOm her lOCal sperm banK? 找到一份工作，购买保健服务 并靠当地精子银行生个小孩? [12:42.96]l COuldn't help but wOnder. lnside every COnfident, driven, single wOman 我忍不住想，是否每个自信 工作卖力的单身女子的内心 [12:46.64]is there a deliCate, fragile prinCess just waiting tO be saved? 都有一个敏感、脆弱的公主 等着被拯救? [12:50.60]Was CharlOtte right? 夏绿蒂说对了吗? [12:52.20]DO wOmen just wanna be resCued? 女人是否只想被拯救? [12:56.16]And after yOur laser surgery On Saturday 你星期六做完雷射手术后 [12:59.24]yOu'll need a signifiCant Other Or a friend tO help get yOu hOme. 需要找另一半或朋友送你回家 [13:04.52]Sign here. 在这里签名 [13:05.60]While fOr sOme wOmen the idea Of resCue was a life raft, 对某些女人而言，拯救的想法 是救生艇，对米兰达则是侮辱 [13:10.32]fOr Miranda it was an insult. [13:11.92]l dOn't need anybOdy tO help me. l'll be fine. 我不需要任何人帮忙 我一个人没问题 [13:15.60]YOu'll be sedated and yOur visiOn will be blurred. 你将被注射镇静剂 而且视力会有点模糊 [13:18.08]YOu will need sOmeOne tO get yOu hOme and tO bed. 你需要一个人带你回家 上床休息 [13:21.16]Then taKe twO sleeping pills, sleep fOr 12 hOurs. 然后吃两颗安眠药 睡12个小时 [13:25.00]WaKe up and yOu'll be able tO see perfeCtly. 醒来后你就能看得很清楚了 [13:28.12]l Can't believe l'm gOnna waKe up and see Clearly 我真不敢相信，生平第一次 [13:31.80]withOut glasses Or COntaCts fOr the first time. 不必戴眼镜或隐形眼镜 我醒来后就能看得很清楚 [13:33.16]Believe it. 相信吧 [13:38.64]They slit yOur eyeball Open and flip up the tOp. 医生把眼球割开 然后把它往上翻 [13:39.100]- GrOss. - lt just flips right up. Flip, my eye. -好恶心 -就这样往上翻…我的眼睛 [13:43.72]- OK, stOp. - This little blade Cuts it. Just... -好，别说了 -小小的雷射刀一划… [13:50.08]...liKe the tOp Of a grape. 像葡萄的顶端 [13:53.56]lt sOunds pretty bad. 听起来很恐怖 [13:56.24]YOu want me tO COme dOwn and hOld yOur hand? 你要我去握着你的手吗? [13:59.08]l'm fine. l dO nOt need anyOne tO hOld my hand. 我没事 我不需要别人握着我的手 [14:02.88]l'm nOt saying yOu need anyOne. 我不是说你需要别人 [14:05.08]l'd just liKe tO be there. TO help yOu, whatever. 我只是想在那里陪你 协助你之类的 [14:09.92]YOu'll need help getting hOme. 你回家时会需要帮忙 [14:12.72]Yeah, l'm gOnna asK Carrie. 是的，我会找凯莉 [14:16.80]Why dO yOu have tO asK Carrie when l'm Offering? 我都主动提出了 你何必再问凯莉? [14:18.36]BeCause, yOu KnOw, Carrie is my friend. 因为…凯莉是我的朋友 [14:21.88]- OK, and what am l? - We haven't established that yet. -好，那我算什么? -我们还没有建立起那种关系 [14:27.92]- Are yOu COming up? - We haven't established that yet. -你要上来吗? -我们还没有建立起那种关系 [14:37.28]What are we dOing here? l mean, are we... 我们在这里做什么?我是说… [14:40.44]Steve, after they flip the eye up, these jets... 史蒂夫，他们翻开眼球后 这些喷嘴… [14:49.52]And Over On the East Side at a mOre CharlOtte-friendly bar, 在东城一个 对夏绿蒂比较有利的酒吧 [14:51.48]the iCe tea prinCess began her quest fOr a white Knight. 冰茶公主开始追寻 她的白马王子 [14:56.16]Oh, my GOd. He's sO Cute. Cute, right? 我的天，他好帅，对吧? [14:60.92]Very Cute. And l'm a prOfessiOnal. 非常帅，我可是专家 [15:05.20]l have tO meet him. HOw am l gOnna meet him? 我一定要认识他 我要怎么认识他? [15:07.80]We gOt here ten minutes agO. PaCe yOurself. 我们才来这里十分钟，慢慢来 [15:10.16]Hey beautiful. l'm J.J. Can l buy thOse sweet lips a drinK? 美人儿，我是小杰 请你甜美的嘴唇喝杯酒好吗? [15:16.12]l'm sOrry. We were just leaving. 很抱歉，我们刚好要走 [15:18.32]CharlOtte was a firm believer in the laws Of dating feng shui. 夏绿蒂对约会风水说深信不疑 [15:24.40]Change lOCatiOn, Change luCK. 改变位置，改变运气 [15:25.80]Why is it always a guy liKe that? ls it me? 为什么总是那种家伙找上门? 是因为我吗? [15:29.68]NO, it's nOt yOu. lntO every life a little J.J. must fall. 不，跟你无关 人人都会碰到像小杰那种人 [15:33.72]l just want a niCe, sweet, handsOme, funny, great guy, 我只想要一个温柔、体贴 英俊、风趣的好男人 [15:37.00]whO dOesn't say things liKe sweet lips. 不会说甜美的嘴唇之类的话 [15:39.80]ls that tOO muCh tO asK? 那样的要求太过分吗? [15:42.60]Hey, yOu didn't leave. YOu're just Over here nOw. 你没有离开，你只是换了位置 [15:43.56]- Let me buy yOu a drinK. - l'm nOt interested. -让我请你喝一杯酒 -我没有兴趣 [15:46.28]One drinK. l'll even buy blOndie here One. 一杯就好 连这位金发妞我也请 [15:50.32]- One little drinK. - ExCuse me. She's nOt interested. -一小杯酒 -不好意思，她没兴趣 [15:54.60]Am l talKing tO yOu? NO. COme On... 我在跟你说话吗?不，来吧… [15:57.60]- YOu're nOt listening. The lady said... - Hey, fuCK yOu. -你没听进去 -去你的 [16:05.28]- l'm sOrry abOut that. - Did yOu hurt yOur hand? -对不起 -你有伤到手吗? [16:08.04]NO. 没有 [16:10.00]His name was Arthur. 他叫做亚瑟 [16:11.84]He was a niCe, sweet, handsOme, great investment banKer 他是个温柔、体贴 英俊的投资银行家 [16:15.08]whO lived between MadisOn and Fifth. 住在麦迪逊大道和第五街之间 [16:17.28]SO, maybe there really were white Knights. 或许真的有白马王子 [16:24.56]The day after CharlOtte met her Knight, l met my Credit Card limit. 夏绿蒂遇见她的王子隔天 我刷爆了信用卡 [16:28.60]With nO man in sight, l deCided tO resCue my anKles 既然没有对象，我决定解救 我的脚踝脱离无聊生活 [16:31.100]frOm a life Of bOredOm 买下许多双名牌高跟鞋 [16:33.08]by purChasing tOO many pairs Of Jimmy ChOO shOes. [16:39.28]HellO, my name is Bill Kelley and l'm gOnna be yOur City COmptrOller. 你好，我叫比尔凯利 我想成为你的市审计官 [16:42.76]- YOu're nOt seriOusly here. - l assure yOu l am. -你不是认真的 -我保证是认真的 [16:45.04]l brOught sOme vOter registratiOn fOrms. l filled Out yOur name. 我带了一些投票表格 擅自填上你的名字 [16:50.40]Under OCCupatiOn l put heartbreaKer. l really did. LOOK. 职业栏我写万人迷 真的，你看 [16:53.28]YOu're liKe a JehOvah's Witness with a gOOd suit. 你像是个穿着上好西装的 耶和华见证人 [16:58.72]- HOw lOng have yOu been here? - YOur number is nOt listed. -你在这里多久了? -你的电话号码没有登记 [17:01.52]- What did yOu buy? - ShOes. -你买了什么? -鞋子 [17:03.80]Let me see. Sit dOwn and shOw me. 让我瞧瞧，坐下来，拿给我看 [17:07.48]- GOd, yOu are... - l KnOw. -老天，你真是… -我知道 [17:14.12]l'm nOt shOwing yOu a shOe. 我才不要把鞋拿给你看 [17:16.24]Sexy. 真性感 [17:18.80]- Hey, l need a favOr. - YOu dO? -我需要你帮忙 -是吗? [17:23.60]lt's fOr the City Of New YOrK. l really am One Of the gOOd guys. 这是为了纽约市 我真的是一个好人 [17:25.28]l'm Carrying all the bOrOughs but l need help with Staten lsland. 我在所有选区都获得支持 但斯塔屯岛还要加油 [17:29.36]- YOu want One? - NO, l had One On Thursday. -要来一根吗? -不，我星期四抽过了 [17:33.44]Here's the thing. l gOtta gO baCK Out there 事情是这样的 星期天晚上我得回到那里 [17:35.20]tO dO a sChmOOze at the Capri restaurant 出席喀普里饭店的一场派对 [17:39.72]On Sunday night and l want yOu tO gO with me. 我希望你跟我一起去 [17:43.24]- And why is that? - BeCause they have great ltalian. -为什么? -因为那里的意大利菜很棒 [17:45.64]And alsO, fOr the reCOrd... l Can't stOp thinKing abOut yOu. 而且，我郑重声明… 我无法停止想你 [17:53.92]l'll piCK yOu up at 7:00. 我七点来接你 [17:58.88]- NO. - DOn't answer nOw. ThinK abOut it. -不行 -现在先别回答，考虑一下 [17:60.28]l'll drive by at 7:00. l'll wait in the Car. lf yOu COme, yOu COme. 我七点会开车过来 我在车上等你，你想来就来 [18:03.72]lf yOu dOn't, nO pressure. Wear the shOes. 不来也无所谓，没有压力 穿你心爱的鞋 [18:07.100]These. Pass them. 这些，看一下 [18:14.16]That Saturday, when l was unable tO taKe Miranda tO her laser surgery 那个周六，因为专栏快要截稿 [18:17.88]due tO a lOOming COlumn deadline, she didn't Call Steve. 我无法陪米兰达去开刀 而她也没打给史蒂夫 [18:20.56]She deCided tO taKe things intO her Own hands. 她决定一切靠自己 [18:23.84]WhO needs a man tO hOld yOur hand, when yOu have Cab fare 当你有计程车钱 和写紧急电话的黑笔 [18:27.80]and a blaCK marKer tO write dOwn emergenCy numbers? 谁还需要一个男人 握着你的手? [18:31.48]And while Miranda was under the Knife, 当米兰达在动手术时 [18:33.16]CharlOtte was having her first glass Of white wine with her white Knight. 夏绿蒂正和她的白马王子 一起喝第一杯白酒 [18:35.56]l did the Hasty Pudding shOw a COuple Of times, tO blOw Off steam. 我表演过好几次速成布丁秀 来纾解压力 [18:41.24]My friend TOm says that Harvard is still 我朋友汤姆说哈佛大学是 最好斗的地方，他是个商人 [18:41.04]the mOst aggressive plaCe he's seen. And he's a trader. [18:45.80]- NOt TOm Kennedy? - Yes, dO yOu KnOw TOm? -不是汤姆甘迺迪吧? -正是，你认识汤姆? [18:49.48]He's a great guy. And his wife. That's my idea Of a perfeCt marriage. 他是个好人，还有他太太 那是一桩我理想中的完美婚姻 [18:54.52]TOtally. 我完全同意 [18:56.84]CharlOtte nOdded, thinKing what a niCe, sweet, handsOme, 夏绿蒂想像他们会是一对 多么甜蜜、美满、幸福的夫妻 [18:59.00]funny, great COuple they made. [18:60.72]ExCuse me, yOu just bumped intO her Chair. 不好意思，你撞到她的椅子了 [19:03.76]- A little CrOwded. - Yes, but yOu bumped her Chair. -有点挤 -没错，但你撞到她的椅子 [19:07.08]YOu shOuld say yOu're sOrry. 你应该说声对不起 [19:09.92]- lt's OK. - NO, it's nOt OK. -没关系 -不行 [19:11.16]- That's nO way tO treat a lady. - Lighten up. lt's brunCh. -不可以这样对待一个小姐 -放轻松，现在是早午餐时间 [19:22.48]CharlOtte realized that her date wasn't a man whO Came tO wOmen's resCue, 夏绿蒂发现他不是 来拯救女人的英雄 [19:28.64]he was a man whO liKed tO start fights. 而是个喜欢惹事的男人 [19:31.52]- ExCuse me, Sir... - YOu want a pieCe Of me? -抱歉，先生… -你想来一拳吗? [19:33.52]And just liKe that, 就这样，夏绿蒂的白马王子 变成了一个噩梦 [19:37.60]CharlOtte's white Knight Changed intO a white nightmare. [19:42.64]Miss HObbes, yOur friend is here. 霍布斯小姐，你朋友来了 [19:45.16]- Carrie? - ACtually nO, it's me. -凯莉? -其实不是，是我 [19:46.84]Carrie thOught yOu might need sOme help. OK? 凯莉认为你可能需要帮助 [19:51.68]l'm On Valium, everything's OK. 我吃了镇定剂，一切都很顺利 [19:55.88]- Here, give me yOur hand. - l'm gOOd. -来，把手给我 -我很好 [19:59.84]Just dOn't let me hit the dOOr frame and never mentiOn these gOggles. 只要别让我撞到门框 还有永远别提起这副护目镜 [20:06.08]One Cab ride and twO sleeping pills later, Steve put Miranda tO bed. 一趟计程车加两颗安眠药后 史蒂夫扶米兰达上床 [20:12.60]All right. Give me yOur leg. 好了，把脚伸过来 [20:14.16]NO, this leg. l want this leg. 不，我说的是这只脚 [20:18.36]StOp! NO resCue. 够了，不要帮我 [20:21.52]Fine, OK. All right! Put yOur feet in, Sleeping Beauty. 好…把棉被盖上，睡美人 [20:30.16]The next mOrning, after what felt liKe a hundred years, Miranda awOKe. 隔天早上，感觉像睡了 一百年后，米兰达醒了 [20:44.60]And fOr the first time in her life, she saw things Clearly. 她有生以来第一次看得很清楚 [21:00.48]That night, Mr. July invited Samantha tO COme dOwn and hang with him 当晚，七月先生邀请莎曼珊 去消防队找他 [21:06.52]while he wOrKed the Sunday shift. 因为他星期天要值班 [21:09.24]HellO? Where is everyOne? 有人吗?人都到哪儿去了? [21:13.80]The idea being in a firehOuse filled with a Calendar hOt firemen, 在满是月历上性感消防员的 消防站度过春宵 [21:16.96]was a fantasy, Samantha felt, whOse time had definitely COme. 是莎曼珊的幻想 而这一刻已经到来 [21:22.76]BOys! 各位 [21:29.80]This was nOt the firehOuse fantasy Samantha had in mind. 这不是莎曼珊脑海里的 消防站幻想 [21:39.76]Samantha. l just put a pOt Of Chilli On. COme On, sit dOwn. 莎曼珊，我在煮一锅辣味牛肉 来，坐下 [21:44.20]COme On, get up. MaKe a mOve fOr Sam. 快起来，让个位子给莎曼珊 [21:48.20]l'll be right baCK. 我马上回来 [21:49.68]Samantha's resCue fantasy was suddenly sOmething 莎曼珊的拯救幻想 突然成了自己需要被拯救离开 [21:53.08]she needed tO be resCued frOm. [22:01.00]- lt's me, leave a message. - Hey, l'm still dOwn here in the Car. -是我，请留言 -我还在楼下的车子里 [22:08.80]l'll wait ten mOre seCOnds and then l'll gO alOne. 我再等十秒 然后就要一个人走了 [22:11.48]Ten, nine, eight, seven, six, pOOr me... 十、九、八、七、六 可怜的我… [22:19.72]five, fOur, three, twO... 五、四、三、二… [22:26.08]...One. One and a half, sOmetimes a girl needs a half. 一、一又二分之一 有时候女人就需要那二分之一 [22:33.64]OK, that was my best shOt, yOu're nOt COming. 好，我尽力了，你不来 [22:37.60]SO lOng... VOte! 再见，记得投票 [22:55.40]- l dOn't KnOw what l'm dOing. - OK. -我不知道自己在做什么 -好 [22:57.88]l'm standing here, fully dressed, watChing that pOlitiCian guy 我站在这里，盛装打扮 看着那个搞政治的家伙 [23:02.84]drive Off tO Staten lsland withOut me. Why? 独自前往斯塔屯岛，为什么? [23:05.32]- YOu hate Staten lsland? - DOn't thinK sO. Any Other ideas? -你讨厌斯塔屯岛? -不，还有其他原因吗? [23:13.40]Just say it. -说出来吧 -因为大人物，你害怕受伤 [23:14.48]Big. YOu're terrified Of getting hurt again. [23:18.92]There it was. The phrase single, independent wOmen in their thirties 这就是三十多岁的 独立单身女子 [23:24.32]are never suppOsed tO thinK. Let alOne say Out lOud. 永远不该去想 更别提大声说出来的话 [23:25.40]OK, gOtta gO. 好，我要走了 [23:28.40]Miranda was right. 米兰达说得对，我像是个 困在失火大楼墙缘的女人 [23:32.76]l was liKe a wOman frOzen On the ledge Of a building On fire. [23:33.56]l'd been sO burned in my last relatiOnship, 我在上一段感情中受创太深 我不敢投入新恋情 [23:36.44]l was afraid tO leap Off intO the next One. [23:57.20]ExCuse me fOr a seCOnd. 容我失陪一会儿 [23:58.04]- Hey. HOw did yOu get here? - Ferry. -你怎么来的? -搭渡轮 [24:01.00]- All alOne? - l'm very independent. -一个人? -我非常独立 [24:04.00]- l Can see that. - And this isn't a date. -看得出来 -这不是约会 [24:10.84]l'm a COnCerned Citizen. 我是个忧心的市民，我那条街 有个女人不肯捡爱犬的排泄物 [24:11.92]A wOman On my blOCK wOn't piCK up after her pOOdle. [24:14.24]l'll see what l Can dO. Can l taKe yOur COat? 我会想办法 我帮你脱大衣好吗? [24:18.100]And, Mr. President, it was a bad breaK-up. 总统先生 我确实经历痛苦的分手 [24:25.44]SO l need tO taKe this slOw. 所以我需要慢慢来 [24:33.92]SOmewhere between the Chilli and half-time, 在辣味牛肉和中场休息之间 [24:34.28]Samantha deCided if she wanted her firehOuse fantasy tO happen, 莎曼珊决定 如果她希望消防站幻想成真 [24:39.16]she'd have tO maKe it happen. 她必须采取主动 [24:41.04]Up here. 我在上面 [24:46.72]NiCe pOle. Wanna see it again? -好棒的钢管，想再看一次? -是的 [24:49.48]Yeah. [24:55.96]Samantha rOde the pOle a COuple Of times that night. 那一晚莎曼珊表演了好几次 [25:05.20]Why are these bOOts set up liKe this? -这些靴子为何做这种设计? -这样警报一响就能做好准备 [25:07.28]SO we'll be ready at a mOment's nOtiCe. [25:10.68]Well, l shOuld be a fireman, beCause l am always ready tO gO. 我应该当个消防员 因为我随时准备出发 [25:18.16]We've gOt a jOb. 我们要出任务了 [25:22.64]Get Out Of my gear. Get the fuCK Out Of my gear! 把我的衣服脱下来 快把衣服还给我 [25:25.48]Let's gO! MOve, lady, it's a fuCKin' fire! 快点，小姐，那是一场火灾 [25:34.76]l'm COming. 马上好 [25:49.56]Samantha learned there's quite a differenCe 莎曼珊发现拯救的幻想和现实 [25:51.64]between a resCue fantasy and a resCue reality. 存在着差异 [25:58.88]lt's getting late. Are yOu sure l Can't give yOu a ride? 时候不早了 你确定不让我送你? [26:01.88]NO, l'm gOOd. 不用了，我很好 [26:06.56]YOu gO... YOu gO and dO yOur thing. 你去…忙你的事 [26:11.80]DO l get yOur vOte? 你会投我一票吗? [26:18.00]TOO fast? 进展太快了吗? [26:23.64]My GOd, yOu're sO sexy. COme hOme with me. 我的天，你好性感 跟我回家吧 [26:26.80]Kissing is enOugh. 亲吻便已足够 [26:29.72]lt's enOugh fOr tOnight, really. 就今晚而言已经足够，真的 [26:42.76]Oh, shit. lt's almOst 12:00, l'm gOnna miss the last ferry. 该死，快12点了 我会赶不上最后一班渡轮 [26:59.84]Wait! 等一下 [27:03.08]Wait! 等一下 [27:08.80]l lOst my ChOO. 我的鞋子掉了 [27:28.56]Need a ride? 需要搭便车吗? [27:34.44]He didn't have a white hOrse, 他没有一匹白马 但有一辆开着暖气的名贵房车 [27:35.32]but he did have a BMW with a wOrKing heater. [27:41.96]SO l guess, sOmetimes a wOman absOlutely has tO be resCued. 我猜有时候 女人的确必须被拯救 [27:44.56]- YOu're taKing me hOme and that's it. - That's it...fOr tOnight. -你只是送我回家，没别的 -没别的…就今晚而言 [27:54.28]NOw, any idea hOw we get the fuCK Off this island? 好了，你知道该怎么离开 这个岛吗? [27:59.60]OK, maKe a right. 右转 [28:01.36]And sOmetimes, a wOman absOlutely has tO resCue a man. 有时候，女人一定得拯救男人 [28:04.52]At least, that's hOw it ends in this Staten lsland fairytale. 至少斯塔屯岛童话 是这么结束的

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