欲望都市第三季 没有任何借口No Ifs, Ands or Butts

[00:00.00] 12.08.02 08:35:09 [00:02.00]听美剧学英语(MP3+LRC) [00:09.40]欲望城市 [00:35.80](性爱专家凯莉布雷萧 并且勇于发问) [00:44.36]“没有任何藉口” [00:50.92]One reasOn why peOple still risK 人们无惧可能的恐怖经验 仍然冒险赴初次约会的理由 [00:51.24]the pOssible hOrrOr Of a first date, [00:54.44]is the pOssible magiC Of the gOOd-night Kiss at the frOnt dOOr. 是期待家门前的吻别 可能会产生的那股魔力 [00:58.80]l had a great time. 我玩得很开心 [01:00.08]SO did l. 我也是 [01:02.96]The wOrld slOws dOwn fOr a seCOnd 世界的步调慢了下来 [01:06.16]as sOme peOple taKe that hOpeful lean intO a pOssible future tOgether. 当有些人满怀希望地往前倾向 彼此未来发展的可能 [01:22.92]All arOund my mOuth. 围绕着我的嘴巴 [01:25.04]HOw dO yOu thinK l felt? 你们觉得我作何感想? 他用舌头舔我的牙齿 [01:27.08]His tOngue liCKed my teeth. [01:29.20]Did he wanna fuCK yOu Or flOss yOu? 他想跟你上床还是帮你剔牙? [01:33.08]Bad Kissers are the wOrst. 吻技差劲的人最糟糕 [01:35.88]The wOrst. The tOp Of the wOrst. 没错，糟糕透顶 [01:37.96]He has sweet lips. l thOught he'd be a gOOd Kisser. 他的嘴唇很柔软 我还以为他吻技高明 [01:39.76]YOu Can never tell. They lOOK nOrmal. 这很难说 那种人外表看起来很正常 [01:44.60]Until their pOinty tOngue darts in and Out. 直到他们尖尖的舌头 突然开始进攻 [01:47.60]POinty tOngue, the wOrst Of the wOrst. 尖尖的舌头，糟糕到极点 [01:48.40]The wOrst is when they expeCt yOu 最糟的是他们还指望你吸吮 [01:52.16]tO dO the wOrK. 他们的舌头像蛤蜊一样 动也不动搁在你嘴里 [01:52.56]Their tOngue lays in yOur mOuth [01:54.96]liKe a Clam. [01:57.76]Clam-mOuth. That's the wOrst. 蛤蜊嘴，这才是最糟糕的 [02:01.24]l'd say, ''Get it Out, put it in a Cab and taKe its lazy ass hOme.'' 我说“抽出来，快搭计程车 拖着懒散的屁股回家吧” [02:04.08]- YOu'd dump a guy fOr a bad Kiss? - YOu have tO. -你因为一个吻就甩了他? -你非这么做不可 [02:07.88]lf their tOngue just lays there, what is their diCK gOnna dO? 如果他们连舌头都懒得动 命根子又会有什么作为? [02:11.24]POint taKen. 有道理 [02:11.12]Maybe we Can wOrK On it. 也许我们可以一起努力 熟能生巧 [02:13.92]A bad Kisser is a nOn-negOtiable. 甩了他吧 吻技差的人没有商量余地 [02:17.32]l'm nOt dumping Brad beCause Of that. 我才不会只因为这件事 就甩了布莱德 [02:21.92]Then Change his name 那就帮他从布莱德 改名为烂吻技 [02:23.00]frOm Brad tO Bad. [02:26.64]l liKe him. Well, l did until... 我真的喜欢他…直到… [02:27.88]Until his tOngue was in yOur stOmaCh? 直到他的舌头伸到你的胃? [02:30.72]Can yOu ladies hOld it dOwn? This is a respeCtable restaurant. 请各位小姐克制一点好吗? 这是一间高尚的餐厅 [02:35.40]Adeena Williams was my newspaper's fOrmer fOOd editOr. 艾迪娜威廉斯 是报社前任的美食编辑 [02:38.80]And the Chef and Owner Of FusiOn, 以及“融合”的主厨兼老板 [02:42.16]whOse speCialty was a mingling Of trendy fOOd with sOul fOOd. 一家结合流行美食 和黑人传统食物的餐厅 [02:46.72]Martha Stewart meets Puff Daddy On a plate. 好比玛莎史都华和吹牛老爹 在盘中的相遇 [02:47.24]POaChed salmOn with OKra... 你们觉得水煮鲑鱼加上秋葵… [02:50.40]Heaven. 美味极品 [02:53.32]This time next year, OKra will be sO fashiOnable. 相信我，明年的这个时候 秋葵将成为新潮流 [02:59.28]We are leaving. COme and say gOOdbye. 小妹，我们要走了 过来道别吧 [03:02.44]This is my brOther, whO brings me tOns Of musiC industry business. 这位是我成功的老哥，他为我 带来非常多音乐界人士的生意 [03:09.72]l gOtta gO, but l'm sending dessert. 我得走了，我会送上甜点 [03:11.28]- NO. - PeCan and praline pie. -不用客气 -胡桃杏仁派 [03:15.00]Yes! 太好了 [03:17.16]Didn't we meet at the COlumbia ReCOrds party fOr Jennifer LOpez? 我们在哥伦比亚唱片为 珍妮佛洛佩兹办的派对见过? [03:19.56]l dOn't thinK sO. My PR firm handled it. l'm sure l'd have remembered yOu. 我想没有，若是由我的 公关公司负责，我一定记得你 [03:24.68]l guess l just saw yOu. ChivOn Williams, l used tO rep fOr... 我猜我只是见过你 奇佛威廉斯，曾经代表… [03:29.00]TOmmy BOy ReCOrds. l remember frOm the guest list. 汤米男孩唱片公司 我记得宾客名单上有你 [03:31.68]- YOu're gOOd. - Samantha JOnes, if yOu need me... -你真厉害 -莎曼珊琼斯 [03:36.76]如果有需要我的地方…办派对 [03:36.72]fOr a party. [03:43.20]Ladies, l apOlOgize fOr interrupting. Have a pleasant evening. 各位，很抱歉打断你们用餐 祝你们有个愉快的夜晚 [03:49.04]COuld he any be Cuter? 他真是帅呆了 [03:51.32]GOtta lOve a fella whO lOves jewellery. 一定要爱喜欢珠宝的男人 [03:55.04]That is One fine-lOOKing man. l'd liKe sOme Of that. 那家伙真好看 我也想为自己找一个 [03:59.04]- DOn't talK liKe that. - LiKe what? -别那样说话 -哪样? [04:01.08]Relax with the liberal reaCtiOn. That's nOt blaCK talK. lt's sex talK. 轻松看待直觉的反应 不是针对黑人而是性爱的讨论 [04:08.48]First Of all, it isn't blaCK talK. lt's AfriCan-AmeriCan talK. 首先，不是黑人 而是非裔美国人 [04:13.52]YOu shOuldn't be talKing liKe that. lt's rude and pOlitiCally inCOrreCt. 你不应该那样说话 这既无礼又不合时宜 [04:15.72]Samantha is rude and pOlitiCally inCOrreCt. 莎曼珊本来就无礼又不合时宜 [04:20.96]- She's an equal OppOrtunity Offender. - PreCisely. -她反对机会均等原则 -没错 [04:21.08]l dOn't see COlOr. l see COnquests. 我不看肤色，我看战利品 [04:25.92]TalK abOut affirmative aCtiOn. 你指的是积极行动 [04:30.20]The next day l had just settled dOwn with a Cup Of fresh COffee 隔天早上，我才刚坐下来 享用一杯新鲜咖啡 [04:36.20]and a COffee table full Of fashiOn magazines, when... 以及满桌的时装杂志… [04:38.24]- WhO is it? - Mr Right. -是谁? -真命天子 [04:40.84]Have yOu seen ''The New YOrK Times'' style seCtiOn? 你看了纽约时报的流行版吗? [04:43.96]l Can't handle hard news befOre nOOn. 你知道我中午之前 无法消化硬性新闻 [04:47.32]There's a beautiful man dOwntOwn, selling furniture. We're gOing. 城里有个卖家具的帅哥 我们去看看 [04:51.88]l gOt a whOle afternOOn planned with Australian ''VOgue''. 我整个下午都得研究 澳洲版的“时尚”杂志 [04:53.48]l'm nOt gOnna drOp everything tO gO tO see sOme Cute guy. 我才不要抛下一切去看帅哥 [04:57.52]- He's straight. - l'll get my purse. -他不是同性恋 -我去拿皮包 [04:60.84]PeOple with nOthing better tO dO than Ogle sOme Craftsman. PathetiC. 这些人没别的事做，全跑来 对某个工匠抛媚眼，真可悲 [05:04.68]LOOK at this plaCe. NOthing but baguettes and faggOts. 看看这地方 全都是长方形桌子和男同性恋 [05:13.68]lf yOu see anything yOu liKe, say yOu're a designer. YOu get a disCOunt. 如果看到喜欢的东西 就说你是设计师，可以打折 [05:19.12]- l gOt $50 Off my end table. - YOu're a Classy guy. -我的茶几就是这样省了50块 -你真聪明 [05:27.96]His name was Aidan Shaw. 他的名字叫艾登萧 [05:27.76]He was warm, masCuline and ClassiC AmeriCan. LiKe his furniture. 他待人热诚、充满男子气概 典型美国气质，就像他的家具 [05:32.64]The dOg is OverKill. 那只狗具有过度的杀伤力 [05:35.20]- GO get him. - ExCuse me? -去迷倒他吧 -你说什么? [05:37.28]He's perfeCt fOr yOu. l'll visit yOu and the Kids at yOur Cabin up state. 他非常适合你，我会去 你的郊区小屋拜访你和孩子 [05:42.48]We're staring. LOOK away. 别盯着看，把目光移开 [05:44.04]His name was Marty MendlesOn. 他的名字叫马提曼德森 [05:46.56]He was warm, stylish and ClassiC gay. LiKe his Ouftit. 他热情、时髦 典型的同性恋，就像他的服装 [05:50.96]He's a designer. And single. 他是个设计师，而且单身 [05:54.84]GO get him. l'll COme visit yOu in yOur Cabin up state. 去迷倒他吧，我会去 你的郊区小屋拜访你和布样 [06:02.24]Hey, dOggie. Hi. 狗狗 [06:12.32]Bad dOggie. DOwn. 不乖的狗狗，下去 [06:17.48]Pete, there yOu gO. 皮特，去吧 [06:20.44]YOu shOuld get him a Chew tOy. 你该给它一个咀嚼的玩具 [06:23.04]TO his Credit, he piCKs the best-lOOKing ladies. 它的确值得赞扬 它一向挑最漂亮的小姐 [06:26.32]YOu Can't imagine hOw flattered l am. 你无法想像我有多荣幸 [06:30.48]- l'm Aidan. - l'm humiliated. -我是艾登 -我被羞辱了 [06:31.08]l shOuldn't let him run lOOse in the stOre. 我不该让它在店里乱跑 [06:34.76]This is yOur stOre? l had nO idea. 这是你的店?我不知道 [06:39.32]When l heard the lie COme Out Of my mOuth, l Knew l was interested. 当我听见这谎言脱口而出时 我知道我对他有点感兴趣了 [06:49.60]- This is a beautiful Chair. - This is my favOrite pieCe. -这椅子好美 -这是我最喜欢的作品 [06:52.28]YOu say that abOut every pieCe, right? 你每一件都这么说对吧? [06:55.68]NOt really. This leather is abOut 100 years Old. 并非如此 这皮革有100年历史 [06:59.92]l stripped it Off an Old railrOad Car seat. Feel this. 我从一张老旧的火车座椅上 拆下来的，摸摸看 [07:09.16]- SOft? - l'll taKe it. -软不软? -我要了 [07:11.36]l wasn't really in the marKet fOr a leather Chair. 我不是真的想买一张皮椅 [07:15.56]But l had tO have whatever it was l just felt. 但我得拥有我刚感觉到的一切 [07:18.92]l'm a designer. Carrie Bradshaw. Carrie Bradshaw Designs. 我是个设计师，凯莉布雷萧 凯莉布雷萧设计公司 [07:26.36]Let's see. With the designer disCOunt and dOg humiliatiOn faCtOr... 我看看，设计师折扣 加上狗狗的羞辱… [07:35.00]HOw's that? 这价钱如何? [07:36.48]- HOw sOOn Can it be delivered? - End Of the weeK. -多快可以送到? -周末 [07:40.48]ln New YOrK City retail lingO, that meant ''l liKe yOu tOO''. 在纽约的零售界隐语中 那表示“我也喜欢你” [07:46.92]Where dO yOu want it delivered and Can l taKe yOu Out fOr dinner? 你想送到哪里 还有我可以请你吃晚餐吗? [07:52.08]Will yOu KnOCK anOther $10 Off? 你愿意再便宜十块钱吗? [07:54.00]The dOg humping aside, it was One Of thOse perfeCt New YOrK Saturdays. 如果撇开被狗攻击的事 今天是纽约最完美的周六之一 [07:60.16]l'm baCK! 我回来了 [08:00.56]At Miranda's, Steve was having an even better Saturday. 在米兰达家 史蒂夫的星期六更棒 [08:05.24]- Guess what happened? lt's sO great! - What? -你猜发生什么事?棒呆了 -什么事? [08:07.60]YOu KnOw at the KniCKs game, 你知道尼克队比赛时 [08:10.40]sOmebOdy maKes a half-COurt shOt fOr a milliOn dOllars? 从中线投篮，进的话 可以赢得一百万? [08:14.36]- Kind Of, but gO ahead. - Next Tuesday, it's me. -好像听过，然后呢? -下周二我有机会 [08:20.72]They piCKed my name frOm the COntest l entered at Sam GOOdies. 他们从我在山姆古迪店里 参加的比赛选中我 [08:23.52]Great! 棒透了 [08:24.44]lt's nOt great. A milliOn dOllars. lt's fuCKing great. 不是棒透了，一百万 是他妈的棒透了 [08:31.04]lt is fuCKing great. 对，他妈的棒透了 [08:33.84]But dOn't get yOur hOpes up. lt's a tOugh shOt, isn't it? 但别抱太大希望 这并不容易，对吗? [08:37.44]FOr Other guys, but they dOn't have my mOves. 对其他人来说是如此 但他们不知道我的实力 [08:45.28]The prOblem is yOu dOn't KnOw hOw gOOd l am. 问题是你不知道我有多厉害 [08:46.20]DOn't let these legs fOOl yOu. l'm great. 别被这双腿骗了，我很棒 [08:50.08]l liKe yOur little legs. 我喜欢你的短腿 [08:52.24]Let's gO tO the playgrOund. l'll shOw yOu. 我们去篮球场，我表演给你看 [08:56.04]NO, please. l believe yOu. YOu've gOt the mOves. 不用了，拜托，我相信你 你一定行 [08:58.60]l dOn't want nO Charity. Seeing is believing. 我不想要施舍，眼见为凭 [09:03.60]Next weeK, COme tO the playgrOund and watCh me shOOt. PrOmise? 下个礼拜六来球场看我射篮 你保证? [09:05.44]PrOmise? 你保证? [09:11.16]- That's Ralph Lauren paint. - l'll buy yOu mOre. l'm a milliOnaire. -那是洛夫罗伦的油漆 -我再买给你，我是百万富翁 [09:19.52]l have a Crush. 我迷恋一个人 [09:20.28]- Yeah? - Yeah. -真的吗? -真的 [09:22.56]YOu haven't had a Crush in a while. NOt sinCe Big. 你好久没有迷恋的对象了 自从大人物之后 [09:25.92]Big wasn't a Crush, he was a Crash. 大人物不是迷恋，他是毁灭 [09:34.20]His name is Aidan. And l believe him tO be very Cute. 他叫做艾登，我认为他非常帅 [09:39.60]SO Cute, l bOught a Chair l COuldn't affOrd just beCause he made it. 帅到我买了一张负担 不起的椅子，只因为是他做的 [09:43.84]Did he asK yOu Out? 他有约你出去吗? [09:44.44]SO the Chair is a write-Off. 那椅子的帐就一笔勾销了 [09:48.20]l haven't had a Crush sinCe Sean Cassidy. 自从尚恩凯西迪后 我就不曾迷恋过任何人 [09:51.60]NO way. 不会吧 [09:53.28]At this age l'd have tO say l'm Crush-prOOf. 到了这个年纪 我得说我对迷恋免疫了 [09:56.48]What abOut Steve? 那史蒂夫呢? [09:58.88]l fOrgOt abOut my bOyfriend. ls that nOrmal? 我忘了我男朋友 这情况正常吗? [10:03.12]YOu're asKing me? 你问我? [10:04.60]Steve thinKs he's gOnna win a milliOn dOllars. 史蒂夫认为他将赢得一百万元 [10:06.92]- YOu tOld me. - l have tO repeat it until l believe it. -你跟我说过 -我必须重复到我相信为止 [10:10.16]lt's tOtally illOgiCal and he wants me tO be suppOrtive. 这完全不合逻辑 而他却要我支持他 [10:14.88]lt's a half-COurt shOt. There are KniCKs whO Can't maKe it. 这是半场投篮 连尼克队球员都办不到 [10:18.84]l wOuld suppOrt a real dream, liKe Opening his Own bar. This is silly. 如果是真实的梦想我会支持他 譬如自己开酒吧，但这好愚蠢 [10:26.76]lsn't that what yOu COuples dO, suppOrt eaCh Other's silly dreams? 情侣不是都会支持 彼此愚蠢的梦想吗? [10:29.08]YOu're asKing me? 你问我? [10:34.56]That weeK, ChivOn invited Samantha tO gO uptOwn 几天后，奇佛邀莎曼珊去上城 [10:38.24]and hear an artist he was thinKing Of signing. 听一个他考虑签下的艺人演唱 [10:39.68]BaCK in the line, mOtherfuCKer. 去后面排队，贱人 [10:50.56]AlthOugh Samantha had been in the Club sCene fOr years, 虽然莎曼珊已经在俱乐部 打滚好几年 [10:54.52]she'd never been asKed tO spread withOut being Offered a COCKtail. 这还是第一次没喝鸡尾酒 她就必须张开四肢 [11:04.04]This is DJ Oldman. 这位是DJ欧德曼 [11:06.04]ln a matter Of minutes, Samantha felt at hOme in ChivOn's wOrld. 几分钟后，莎曼珊在奇佛的 圈子里感到如鱼得水 [11:11.92]Hi, guys. l'm Samantha. 各位，我是莎曼珊 [11:15.68]ln a matter Of hOurs, ChivOn was at hOme in Samantha's hOme. 几个钟头后 奇佛在莎曼珊的家也如鱼得水 [11:18.96]DO yOu liKe this grOOve? lt's the new Kid. 你喜欢这首歌吗? 是个新人的作品 [11:24.36]lt's sO sOft. l thOught all rap had a harder edge. 听起来很舒服 我以为饶舌音乐调子比较硬 [11:27.44]They Can be hard Or sOft, liKe yOu. 软硬皆可，就像你 [11:33.00]YOu have sO muCh attitude up frOnt. 平常的你如此强悍有主见 [11:34.88]LOOK at yOu nOw. SOft, sweet... 看看现在的你，温柔、甜美… [11:41.16]Sweet, me? 甜美?我? [11:42.12]WhO dO yOu thinK yOu're fOOling? 你想唬谁? [11:49.40]l dOn't usually sleep with men whO have niCer aCCessOries than me. 通常我不跟 饰物比我好看的男人上床 [11:55.36]Where did yOu get these fabulOus earrings? 你从哪里买到 这对漂亮的耳环? [11:60.00]Tiffany. 蒂芙尼 [11:59.84]Where else? 还有呢? [12:03.48]l hOpe yOu Can sleep in a little. 我希望你能睡一会儿 [12:07.68]Sleep? 睡? [12:11.36]Samantha rarely asKed a man tO stay Over, 莎曼珊很少留男人过夜 [12:13.84]but she COuldn't resist having breaKfast with his Tiffanies. 但她抗拒不了 和他的蒂芙尼首饰一起吃早餐 [12:17.92]One reasOn sOme peOple still risK the pOssible hOrrOr Of a first date, 人们无惧可能的恐怖经验 仍然冒险赴初次约会的理由 [12:24.36]is the pOssible magiC Of the gOOd-night Kiss at the frOnt dOOr. 是期待家门前的吻别 可能会产生的那股魔力 [12:26.16]My dOg is Obsessed with yOu. 我的狗迷上你了 [12:31.92]He Kept me up talKing all night. ''Her leg, man.'' 它吵得我整晚没睡 不停说“她的美腿，老兄” [12:36.60]l had tO say, ''Pete, let her gO. lt's Over.'' 我必须说 “皮特，让她走吧，结束了” [12:45.84]l have a COnfessiOn tO maKe... 我要坦白一件事 [12:48.00]l'm nOt a designer. l'm a writer. 我不是设计师，我是个作家 [12:55.72]What was that? FiCtiOn? 写什么?小说? [12:56.16]l wanted the disCOunt. lt's shameful, but true. 我好想要折扣 这很可耻，但却是事实 [13:04.92]But dOn't wOrry, l Only lie abOut furniture, nOthing else. 不过别担心 我只有买家具时说谎，没别的 [13:10.20]Are yOu upset? 你生气了吗? [13:12.88]YOu smOKe? 你抽烟? [13:18.04]Just a little. 只抽一点点 [13:18.52]When the lie Came Out Of my mOuth, l realised hOw muCh l liKed him. 当我听见这谎言脱口而出时 我意识到自己多么喜欢他 [13:24.52]lf it bOthers yOu, l'll just... 如果你不喜欢，我就… [13:30.48]l had a great time. 我玩得很开心 [13:44.28]- l Can taste that Cigarette. - l'm sOrry, l have an AltOid. -我闻得到烟味 -对不起，我有薄荷糖 [13:50.48]l thinK yOu're... 我想你… [13:52.48]l tOtally get it. l have a mint here. They are CuriOusly strOng. 我完全了解，我有薄荷糖 它们味道出奇地浓 [13:59.92]- Can yOu just hOld that? - Sure. -帮我拿一下好吗? -好 [14:01.56]l dOn't wanna be a jerK, but l Can't date a smOKer. 我不想惹人讨厌 但我不能和抽烟的人交往 [14:11.84]SO... Really? 那么…真的吗? [14:18.68]lt's a thing l have. 这是我的原则 [14:18.20]l COuldn't believe what my Crush was saying. l was Crushed. 我不敢相信我的迷恋对象 所说的话，我出局了 [14:24.48]Later that night, l wOndered... 夜深人静时，我纳闷着… 分手何时变得这么容易? [14:27.84]When did dating beCOme sO dump-friendly? [14:30.20]What happened tO the time when a bad Kiss Or a Cigarette 当差劲的吻技、抽烟 或愚蠢的梦想 [14:32.08]Or a ridiCulOus dream was part Of a persOn's pOrtfOliO? 成为判定一个人的标准时 会怎么样? [14:37.20]ln tOday's dating marKet, is it wise tO liquidate Certain stOCKs, 在今日的约会市场里 当某些股票的表现不如预期 [14:40.28]the first sign they might nOt perfOrm as well as expeCted? 将它们出售套现是否明智? [14:42.04]Or are there things One shOuld try and negOtiate? 或者对有些事应该尝试协商? [14:45.72]ln relatiOnships, what are the ''deal breaKers''? 在感情中 什么是交易破坏者? [14:50.48]l thinK it's really sexy when yOu lightly tOuCh yOur lips tO mine. 我觉得当你的嘴唇轻轻碰触 我的嘴唇时非常性感 [14:56.36]Never One tO trade a stOCK befOre it had matured, 在一张股票到期以前 绝不进行买卖 [14:60.32]a determined and patient CharlOtte tried tO teaCh Bad hOw tO Kiss gOOd. 意志坚定且有耐心的夏绿蒂 决定教“烂吻技”怎么亲得好 [15:03.20]YOu liKe that? 你喜欢那样? [15:08.08]And l liKe it when yOu slOwly Open yOur mOuth... 我喜欢你慢慢张开嘴 [15:12.60]and just tiCKle my lips with the tip Of yOur tOngue. 然后用你的舌尖轻点我的嘴唇 [15:22.28]YOu liKe that? 你喜欢那样? [15:27.96]With just a little negOtiating, Brad's stOCK suddenly began tO rise. 只凭着一点商议 布莱德的股价突然开始上涨 [15:41.48]StOp it! 停下来 [15:41.88]YOu're suCKing tOO hard. And my mOuth is up here. 你吸得太用力了 还有，我的嘴巴在这里 [15:47.24]- ls there a prOblem? - l Can't dO this. YOu're a bad Kisser. -有问题吗? -我办不到，你吻技很差劲 [15:51.60]lt's my thing. 这是我的风格 [15:56.32]Where are yOu gOing? 你要去哪里? [15:58.48]DOwntOwn at Marty MendlesOn's, 在马提曼德森位于下城的家中 [16:02.76]Others were experienCing a muCh mOre suCCessful first Kiss. 另一对的初吻经验美好得多 [16:07.04]Let's mOve it tO the bedrOOm. 我们去卧室吧 [16:19.36]These are my dOlls. l've been COlleCting them fOr years. 这些是我的娃娃 我已经收集了好多年 [16:24.32]l had nO idea. 我都不晓得 [16:28.92]This...is the Queen Of Siam. 这个…是暹罗皇后 [16:32.56]She's my favOrite. 她是我的最爱 [16:33.100]Bisque China faCe. She's a real COlleCtOr's item. 陶瓷的脸孔 可以算是收藏家追逐的目标 [16:40.32]And this...is Mary, Queen Of SCOts. 而这是…苏格兰玛莉皇后 [16:49.20]- Are they all queens? - The Ones frOm Madame Alexander's. -她们都是皇后吗? -“亚历山大夫人”卖的才是 [16:53.68]Help me Clear the bed? 帮我收拾床铺 [17:02.32]NO, the SOuthern Belle sits On the table. 不，南方佳人放在桌子上 [17:08.88]Was StanfOrd enOugh Of a queen tO sleep with One whO COlleCted queens? 他不知道自己有没有能耐 [17:11.84]跟一个收集皇后的同志做爱 [17:13.72]UptOwn at FusiOn, Samantha felt a bit liKe a queen herself. 在上城的“融合”餐厅 莎曼珊觉得自己像个皇后 [17:17.72]Did l tell yOu hOw beautiful yOu lOOK tOnight? 我跟你说过 今晚你有多漂亮吗? [17:20.40]ThanK yOu. 谢谢 [17:25.76]What's up, genius? 什么事，天才? [17:26.24]Genius' Over-tired ass is dragging all Over this restaurant. 天才拖着过度疲倦的屁股 在餐厅四处走动 [17:31.44]Aunt AliCe and her friends are leaving, if yOu want tO pay yOur respeCts. 爱丽丝姨妈和她的朋友要走了 你去打声招呼吧 [17:37.92]FavOrite aunt. l'll intrOduCe yOu. 是我最喜欢的姨妈 我帮你介绍 [17:37.100]Aunt AliCe is Out Of the dOOr already. YOu gO and l'll talK with Samantha. 爱丽丝姨妈已经在门外了 你快去，我陪莎曼珊聊天 [17:52.88]HOw is everything? 一切都好吗? [17:54.88]ChivOn is right, yOu are a genius. 奇佛说得对，你是个天才 [17:57.88]ThanK yOu. 谢谢 [17:60.28]A nOn-fOOd related questiOn. What's gOing On between yOu and ChivOn? 我有个和食物无关的问题 你跟我哥是怎么回事? [18:04.92]- What dO yOu mean? - YOu've been in here three times. -什么意思? -你们一起出现两、三次了 [18:07.60]Well, we're dating. Why? 我们在约会，怎么了? [18:12.52]YOu're nOt just fuCKing? 你们不只是上床? [18:14.40]NOt that's any Of yOur business, but nO, we're nOt just fuCKing. 虽然这不干你的事 但没错，我们不只是上床 [18:18.56]We aCtually really liKe eaCh Other. 事实上，我们互相喜欢 [18:22.92]l dOn't want yOu seeing my brOther. 我不希望你和我哥交往 [18:25.12]- ExCuse me? - l dOn't apprOve. -你说什么? -我不准 [18:27.60]- YOu dOn't KnOw me... - Let's nOt get persOnal. -你又不认识我… -这和你个人无关 [18:30.60]l'm sure yOu're a niCe persOn, but yOu're white. 我确信你是个好人 但你是白人 [18:35.16]l have a prOblem with my brOther getting seriOus with a white wOman. 我不赞成我哥和白种女人 认真谈感情 [18:40.64]TO Adeena, Samantha's sKin was a nOn-negOtiable. 对艾迪娜来说 莎曼珊的肤色没有商量余地 [18:42.80]- HOw Can yOu say that? - That's hOw l feel. -你怎么可以这么说? -那是我的感受 [18:47.56]l'm never gOing tO apprOve and my apprOval means a lOt tO my brOther. 我绝对不会答应 而我的同意对我哥很重要 [18:50.96]Just save us the time and trOuble and get Out befOre anybOdy gets hurt. 你何不替大家省下时间和麻烦 [18:55.52]在任何人受到伤害前就此打住 [19:00.00]l'll send Over sOme Mississippi mud pie. 我会送上密西西比冰淇淋派 [19:06.48]The Only plaCe Adeena was interested in fusiOn was On a plate. 莎曼珊总算明白艾迪娜 只对盘子上的融合感兴趣 [19:10.32]- She Can't dis me just COs l'm white. - Please tell me yOu didn't say dis. 说到不合时宜 她不能因为我是白人就看轻我 [19:15.88]Maybe yOu shOuld stOp seeing him. RaCe is a big issue. 或许你该停止和他见面 种族是个很大的问题 [19:20.36]There is nO reasOn tO bring raCe intO this. 根本没理由把种族扯进来 [19:23.68]ChivOn is a sweet man. We have great sex. 奇佛是很温柔的男人，我们有 很棒的性爱，他碰巧有最… [19:24.08]He happens tO have the biggest... [19:28.84]BlaCK COCK. We KnOw he has a big blaCK COCK. 最大最黑的命根子 我们知道他的命根子又大又黑 [19:29.52]l was abOut tO say the biggest heart. 我要说的是最宽容的心 [19:34.72]But, yes, he dOes have a big blaCK COCK. 不过，没错，他的命根子 的确又大又黑 [19:37.36]lt's big AfriCan-AmeriCan COCK. 是巨大的非裔美籍命根子 [19:40.08]- DOn't maKe fun Of me. My Chin hurts. - What happened? -别取笑我，我的下巴很痛 -怎么回事? [19:42.24]He raped my faCe. l'm never seeing him again. 他强暴了我的脸 我要跟他断绝往来 [19:46.92]TO CharlOtte, a blaCK and blue Chin was a deal breaKer. 对夏绿蒂来说 瘀青的下巴是交易破坏者 [19:47.72]l'm nOt baCKing dOwn tO her. That's nOt whO l am. 我不会向她屈服 这不是我的作风 [19:52.88]She shOuldn't saCrifiCe whO she is beCause sOmebOdy has a prOblem. 她不该因为别人的看法 而牺牲自我 [19:57.88]LiKe me and smOKing. TOO bad Aidan had a prOblem with it. 就像我和抽烟的事 很不幸艾登对此有意见 [20:02.96]But yOu have tO aCCept peOple fOr whO they are. 但你必须接受别人真实的自我 [20:04.52]- YOu ChOOse Cigarettes Over a guy? - He's nOt that Cute. -你选择香烟而放弃帅哥? -他并没有那么帅 [20:06.00]YOu bOught furniture, he was sO Cute. 你买家具的时候他还很帅 [20:09.36]FOr him tO dump me Over a little thing liKe smOKing. 他却为了抽烟这种小事甩了我 [20:12.88]SmOKing is nOt a little thing. lt's dirty and yOu're Killing yOurself. 抽烟不是小事，而是可怕的 坏习惯，你等于在自杀 [20:16.72]We hate it. We put up with it COs we lOve yOu. YOu have a reasOn tO quit. 我们痛恨你抽烟，忍受是因为 我们爱你，现在你有理由戒了 [20:23.68]- l dOn't liKe being ganged up On. - WhO's ganging up On yOu? -我不喜欢被联合起来对付 -谁联合起来对付你了? [20:26.88]SmOKing is a part Of whO l am. 抽烟是我个性的一部分 我不会因某个帅哥叫我戒就戒 [20:29.28]l'll quit when l want tO, nOt COs a Cute guy tOld me tO. [20:33.56]- Right, Samantha? - NO. -对不对，莎曼珊? -不对，亲爱的 [20:36.24]Fighting fOr ChivOn is One thing. HOlding On tO Cigarettes is just waCK. 争取奇佛是一回事 坚持抽烟实在是疯了 [20:42.00]Tell me she didn't say ''waCK''. 告诉我她没说“疯了” [20:44.80]lt's all tOtal bullshit. 那全是屁话 [20:45.04]What is wrOng with Cigarettes? 香烟有什么不好? [20:48.64]NOthing, they're fabulOus. 没有，它们棒呆了 [20:52.36]lt's nOt liKe yOu have a hideOus dOll-COlleCtiOn. 又不像收藏大批娃娃 [20:53.84]YOu thinK that's an OverreaCtiOn tO a repressed ChildhOOd? 你认为那是对童年受压抑的 过度反应吗? [20:59.12]WhO Cares? lt's freaKy. 谁在乎?那怪异得要命 [20:60.68]l COuld OverlOOK his reCeding hair. But the dOllies? NO. 我愿意忽视他日渐退后的发线 但是娃娃的癖好绝对不行 [21:06.52]SO, it's ''GOOdbye, DOlly''? 这么说是“再见了，娃娃”? [21:11.44]lt's tOO bad. l Kind Of liKed him. 真可惜，我蛮喜欢他的 [21:14.68]Well, Stannie, if l may Call yOu that. Maybe yOu shOuld reCOnsider? 史丹尼，如果我可以这么叫你 也许你应该重新考虑 [21:20.20]When was the last time sOmeOne yOu had a Crush On asKed yOu Out? 上一次你迷恋的对象约你出去 是什么时候的事? [21:22.56]YOu're nO One tO talK, Miss MarlbOrO Lights. 你不适合谈心事 万宝路淡烟小姐 [21:25.04]YOu're right. l am nO One tO talK. 没错，我不适合谈心事 [21:30.12]Maybe l COuld quit, just a little. Till l see what's up. 也许我可以戒烟，少抽一点 直到我把情况弄清楚 [21:36.56]- Et tu? - Fine. -你呢? -好 [21:40.44]l Can't see myself getting exCited 我实在高兴不起来 [21:40.64]beCause my bOyfriend's three-fOOt Lady Di dOll is arriving frOm QVC. 因为我男友三英尺高的 黛妃娃娃刚刚寄到 [21:49.52]Let's gO. Time tO gO shOOt hOOps. 我们走吧，该去投篮了 [21:53.08]- l Can't. l gOt behind On this file. - NO, yOu dOn't. YOu prOmised. -我不能去，我进度落后了 -不行，你答应过的 [21:57.24]This has tO be ready MOnday. l dOn't have time tO watCh yOu shOOt hOOps. 这份文件礼拜一要准备好 我没时间去看你投篮 [22:02.28]l asK yOu tO dO One thing fOr me and yOu Can't. What is that? 我要求你为我做一件事 你却办不到，他妈的搞什么? [22:07.80]What's with the attitude? 那是什么态度? [22:09.28]YOu KnOw hOw many times l dO what yOu want? 你知道我取悦了你多少次? [22:13.92]Why are yOu getting sO upset? lt's just a stupid shOt. 你干嘛这么生气? 只不过是愚蠢的投篮而已 [22:15.80]NOt tO me it's nOt. 对我而言不是 [22:21.48]Why are yOu always pessimistiC? ''YOu Can't maKe that shOt.'' 你为什么总是这么悲观? “你一定投不中的” [22:24.56]Steve, COme On. 史蒂夫，拜托 [22:27.76]lt's nOt just the shOt. lt's everything. ''We Can't mOve in tOgether.'' 不只是投篮，是所有的事 “我们不能同居” [22:30.32]lf this is ever gOnna wOrK, l need yOu tO believe in us. 如果希望继续走下去 我需要你对我们有信心 [22:35.08]l need yOu tO believe in me, even if yOu thinK it's fuCKing stupid. 我需要你对我有信心 即使你认为这很愚蠢 [22:53.84]All right, hOt shOt. ShOw me what yOu gOt. 好了，神射手 秀一下你的实力吧 [23:03.16]NiCe legs! Very niCe! 小腿肌肉很有力，非常好 [23:08.12]This is fOr the big mOney! 这是为了一百万 [23:21.32]Steve never did win the big mOney at MadisOn Square Garden. 史蒂夫从未在麦迪逊广场公园 赢得大奖 [23:22.92]But having Miranda shOw up, made him feel liKe a milliOn buCKs. 但米兰达的出现让他乐翻天 [23:26.12]YOu were rObbed! 你真逊 [23:29.60]- DO Over! - OK. -再一次 -好 [23:39.84]- DOn't get any ideas. - Pete. Let's gO. -别想乱来 -皮特，去玩吧 [23:46.36]This isn't fair. He was just starting tO get Over yOu. 这不公平 它才正开始要忘了你 [23:52.08]SinCe yOu negOtiated suCh a gOOd priCe fOr me On the Chair, 既然那张椅子 你肯给我这么好的价钱 [23:56.52]maybe l Can negOtiate a little deal fOr yOu On the smOKing. 也许我可以为了你 在抽烟的事上做一个协议 [24:03.72]What Kind Of deal? 什么样的协议? [24:03.16]l've been thinKing abOut quitting anyway. Why nOt nOw?. 反正我一直都在考虑戒烟 何不趁现在? [24:10.04]NO Cigarettes. 没有香烟 [24:13.44]Can yOu dO that? 你做得到吗? [24:15.32]Maybe yOu thinK l'm mOre Of a smOKer than l am. 或许你认为我的烟瘾很大 [24:19.68]l Only have liKe a Cigarette with COCKtails. 其实我只在喝鸡尾酒时来一根 [24:24.48]l'm dOne here. DO yOu wanna get sOme COffee? 我的工作完成了 你想喝杯咖啡吗? [24:26.84]The seCOnd he said COffee, l Knew l wanted a Cigarette. 听见他说“咖啡”的那一刻 我就知道我想抽烟 [24:31.24]l'd lOve it. 我很乐意 [24:34.08]lt was One Of thOse dates when yOu have sO muCh tO say 这就像那种 因为有太多话要说的约会 [24:37.56]that COffee turns intO a mOvie, a mOvie intO a lOng walK 于是从咖啡延伸到电影 然后是漫长的散步 [24:39.84]and a lOng walK turns intO the beginning Of COld turKey rehab. 再变成冷火鸡戒烟法的 初步疗程 [24:43.84]WOuld yOu liKe tO eat sOme dinner? 你想吃晚餐吗? [24:48.92]l was COmpletely ready tO trade in my Crush... 我已经完全准备好要投降… [24:51.28]Hi. 嗨 [24:52.96]...when it dawned On me hOw muCh l was willing tO give up fOr a Cigarette. 这时我领悟到自己 愿意为了一根烟放弃多少 [24:56.64]Maybe a quiCK bite. 吃一点好了 [25:17.04]Her name is Sheeba. She's FrenCh. 她叫做席芭，是法国人 [25:19.20]Meanwhile, baCK in the ''Valley Of the DOlls'', 同时，回到“娃娃谷”中 [25:23.60]StanfOrd thOught there was sOmething mOre rare than a pOrCelain faCe... 史丹佛决定世上有比 陶瓷法国脸孔更珍贵的东西 [25:27.28]his passiOn. 他的热情 [25:33.96]Wait, the dOlls. 等一下，小心娃娃 [25:54.04]TO Marty MendlesOn, a brOKen faCe was a deal breaKer. 对马提曼德森来说 摔碎的脸就是交易破坏者 [26:05.04]Adeena! 艾迪娜 [26:06.68]Samantha was abOut tO COme faCe tO faCe with her deal breaKer. 在上城，莎曼珊即将和她的 交易破坏者面对面较量 [26:10.24]- What's up? - YOu tell me. l just gOt here. -有何大事? -应该你告诉我，我才刚到 [26:13.00]YOu KnOw Samantha. 你已经认识莎曼珊了 [26:15.92]What's my favOrite girl drinKing? 我最爱的女人要喝什么? [26:17.96]- Champagne. - Marguerita. -香槟 -玛格丽特 [26:22.36]COming right up. 马上来 [26:26.76]What are yOu dOing here? l dOn't want yOu dating my brOther. 你在这里做什么? 我不希望你和我哥约会 [26:30.80]l'm a lOvely persOn. Get tO KnOw me, then hate me. 我是个很好相处的人 至少先了解我再恨我 [26:31.72]This is nOt a game. This is my brOther we're talKing abOut. 这不是游戏 我们说的是我哥哥 [26:36.88]FOr a wOman with suCh a prOgressive view Of wOrld fOOd... 就一个对世界美食 怀抱如此进步观点的女人… [26:39.88]- That's business, this is family. - l dOn't understand... -那是做生意，这是家人 -我不懂… [26:41.92]l'll say it tO yOu plain. l dOn't Care hOw many Jennifer LOpez dresses 我坦白跟你说吧 我不管你衣橱里挂着几件 [26:46.68]yOu have hanging in yOur ClOset, yOu dOn't belOng in here. 珍妮佛洛佩兹式的衣服 这里不是你该来的地方 [26:51.20]YOu'll never understand what l'm talKing abOut. This is a blaCK thing. 你永远不会明白我在说什么 这是黑人的圈子 [26:55.48]Please gO and leave my brOther alOne. 拜托你走，不要来烦我哥 [27:01.32]As Samantha turned tO leave, she realised this wasn't a blaCK thing. 当莎曼珊转身离开时 她明白这跟肤色无关 [27:04.60]lt was a Samantha thing. 而是冲着她而来 [27:06.88]She'd never baCKed dOwn tO a bitCh and she wasn't abOut tO start. 她从来不曾向大声嚷嚷的 沷妇低头，也不打算破例 [27:11.56]NO wOman, nO matter what COlOr, has the right tO tell me whO l fuCK. 没有任何女人，不管什么肤色 有权干涉我跟谁上床 [27:17.52]Get yOur little white pussy away frOm my brOther! 你这白种荡妇离我哥远一点 [27:21.60]Get yOur big, blaCK ass Out Of my faCe! 你这大屁股的黑妞给我滚开 [27:23.40]And yOur OKra wasn't all that! 其实你的秋葵也不怎么样 [27:29.16]Get Off me! 放开我 [27:33.32]大家冷静一点 [27:35.20]Keep it real. 不要打了… [27:36.08]l'm trying tO Keep it real. [27:44.84]Seven hOurs intO the wOrld's lOngest date, all l COuld thinK was, 在世上最漫长的七小时约会后 我满脑子只想着 [27:49.96]''Five mOre minutes and l Can smOKe the Cigarette hidden in my purse.'' “再过五分钟我就可以 抛下这笨蛋去抽根烟了” [27:51.24]- WOuld yOu liKe a dessert menu? - l'll taKe a lOOK. -请问需要甜点菜单吗? -我想看一下 [27:56.48]l fOrgOt, l have a deadline. l have tO gO. 我忘了快要截稿，我得走了 [27:60.04]- l'll walK with yOu. - NO! -我陪你一起走 -不要 [28:03.76]Stay and enjOy yOur dessert. l'm fine. 留下来享用你的甜点，我没事 [28:43.40]Carrie... We've gOt a little prOblem. 凯莉…我们出了点问题 [28:53.92]What Can l say? Adeena has always been there fOr me. 我能说什么? 艾迪娜总是在一旁支持我 [28:58.12]Ever sinCe MOm died, it's Only been the twO Of us. 自从老妈过世 只有我们两个相依为命 [29:02.80]Adeena has her issues, but yOu didn't have tO insult her fOOd. 艾迪娜是有不对 但你也不必侮辱她做的菜 [29:10.12]YOu mean the wOrld tO me. 你对我很重要 [29:15.52]But Adeena, she's my blOOd. 可是艾迪娜是我的亲人 [29:25.68]Samantha Knew the real prOblem wasn't her white pussy. 莎曼珊知道 问题不在于她是白人 [29:28.36]lt was that ChivOn was a blaCK pussy whO wOuldn't stand up tO his sister. 而在于奇佛无法勇敢反抗妹妹 [29:36.60]And fOr Samantha JOnes, that was the deal breaKer. 对莎曼珊琼斯来说 这一点成了交易破坏者 [29:41.64]lt was tOO bad we had tO end. But that's the way it gOes, l guess. 很不幸我们必须分手 但我猜世事就是如此 [29:47.32]We had sOme gOOd times tOgether and l'm sure we COuld have had mOre. 我们相处得很愉快，我也相信 本来可以拥有更多美好时光 [29:53.00]But, it's Over. 但是已经结束了 [29:60.32]ln the end, l really did it fOr me. l just hOpe he's wOrth it. 最后，我为了自己而戒烟 我只希望他值得我这么做

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