[00:00.00] 12.08.02 08:42:57
[00:51.92]Despite the fact there are over 8 miIIion peopIe... 虽然曼哈顿有超过八百万人口
[00:53.32]on the isIand of Manhattan...
[00:55.08]there are times when you stiII feeI shipwrecked and aIone. 你有时候还是会寂寞难耐
[00:60.96]Times when even the most resourcefuI survivor... 有些人想出瓶中信的点子
[01:01.44]wiII feeI the need to put a message in a bottIe, or on an answering machine.
[01:06.36]Hey, this is Aidan. I'm not in. Leave a message. 我是艾登，我不在，请留言
[01:22.84]Strong arms. 手臂用力…往上举
[01:25.76]Earth to heaven, yes. 每一个时刻都是有意义的
[01:25.64]Remember, every movement has a meaning.
[01:27.100]I wondered what it meant that I wanted to taIk to my ex-boyfriend again. 想跟前男友说话代表什么?
[01:31.60]l've been making faux calls to Aidan. 我一直打骚扰电话给艾登
[01:36.28]-What? -''Faux.'' F-A-U-X, where you dial... 其实我根本不知道要说什么
[01:38.24]but you have no idea what to say if he answers.
[01:41.72]lt's emotional Russian roulette. -就好像情绪的俄罗斯轮盘 -你打了又挂断?
[01:43.04]You mean, you call and you hang up?
[01:43.52]-That's pretty much it. -Why would you do that? -差不多是这样 -这是何必呢?
[01:46.72]l don't know. l don't know why l'm telling you. 我根本不知道为什么要告诉你 不要告诉其他人
[01:49.40]Don't tell anybody else.
[01:52.04]Carrie, tell them what you told me. 凯莉，告诉她们
[01:56.76]That l'm not going to your African dance class again... 说我不要再去跳非洲舞蹈 还是你守不住秘密?
[01:58.04]or that you can't keep a secret?
[01:60.44]Carrie's calling Aidan. -凯莉打电话给艾登 -马上挂断
[02:00.60]-And hanging up. -Why are you calling him? -你为什么要打给他? -我想要他回到我身边
[02:06.80]l think l want him back.
[02:09.36]How do l do this? 我应该怎么做?
[02:11.56]First, you have to accept that after what happened, he might not want to hear it. 第一 你得接受他可能不愿意的事实
[02:17.60]l can accept that. How do l do this? -这我接受，我要怎么做? -你不用想了
[02:19.88]You don't. One word, honey. ''Granola.'' So not you. 他朴实健康，不是你那一型的
[02:22.16]Aidan's perfect. He stripped her floors. 他帮你换地板 还甩掉了啤酒肚
[02:23.96]But he needs to lose the turquoise rings and the tummy.
[02:28.24]The tummy is gone. At that thing last week, he looked... 肚子不见了 他上礼拜真是好看极了
[02:33.12]-He's the new, improved Aidan. -Low-fat granola. -他是全新改良版的艾登 -还是低脂的(朴实健康)
[02:35.08]He looks good. 他很好看是一回事 我要他回来是因为我想他
[02:38.88]That's not why l want him back, l just miss him.
[02:39.76]-Did you, before seeing him? -What about the turquoise? -在遇见他之前你想他吗? -那绿色的呢?
[02:44.16]l've missed him for months. 我想他好几个月了
[02:48.04]Okay, you need a safe approach, in case he rejects you. 你需要安全措施以防被拒绝 写电子邮件给他
[02:53.08]-E-mail him. -l don't believe in e-mail. 我是旧式的女孩 我比较喜欢打电话再挂断
[02:54.88]l'm old-fashioned. l prefer calling and hanging up.
[02:56.28]Come on, honey. You gotta get online, if only for the porn. 你一定要上网 就算是看在色情影片的份上
[02:60.48]Would you please stop sending me those? -不要再寄那种东西给我了 -那很有趣
[03:03.04]Come on, it's funny.
[03:05.60]l can't get e-mail just to write to Aidan, that's pathetic. 我不能因为艾登上网 太可悲了
[03:07.32]lt's not just e-mail, you can shop online. -你可以在线上购物 -不行，购物就像是我的心脏
[03:10.40]-No, shopping is my cardio. -Okay, l know what to do.
[03:15.24]Don't call, don't e-mail... 我知道了 不要打电话，也不要写信
[03:17.48]just show up at his furniture store... 带着这个到他的家具店
[03:20.72]wearing these. -那是什么? -假乳头
[03:21.12]-What are those? -Fake nipples.
[03:25.84]And why are we carrying them around? -你带这个做什么? -替我们加分
[03:25.52]They were sent to me as a promotional thing.
[03:29.00]Really? ls there a Nipple Council? Do nipples have a bad rap? 有乳头协调会吗?
[03:32.04]Nipples are huge right now. 现在每一本杂志都在强调 乳头的重要
[03:33.16]Open any magazine. lt's not that cold. 没有的人要担心了
[03:37.84]Those girls are either tweaking, or they're wearing these.
[03:40.72]Put them in. l want to see how they work. -我想知道有多好用 -莎曼珊的胸部走在时代尖端
[03:43.00]She leads with her breasts. lt's not a good experiment.
[03:45.76]Miranda, you try them. -米兰达，你戴戴看 -我倒想见识见识
[03:46.16]Oh, yeah. Now that, l'd like to see.
[03:50.36]l'm not certain, but l have a feeling my boobs were just insulted. 我的胸部好像被污辱了 帮我遮着
[03:54.64]-All right, cover me. -All right. 好了
[03:59.44]That's obscene. Okay, walk. 好猥亵，走
[04:03.40]''We have secretly replaced Miranda's nipples with rubber ones. 米兰达的乳头变成橡胶制品了
[04:07.64]''Let's see what happens.'' 看看会发生什么事
[04:16.12]Okay, that's it, l want my nipples back. 把我的乳头还我
[04:17.52]The next day, sans nippIes... 次日 不穿假乳头的米兰达令我汗颜
[04:20.48]Miranda's cardio put my cardio to shame.
[04:24.04]She was training for the marathon. 为参加马拉松做锻练的她 遇上令她心跳加速的事
[04:24.24]Running wasn't the onIy thing getting her heart rate up.
[04:29.04]You sure you're in the right group? -你没有跑错组吧? -十分钟这一组
[04:30.40]Ten-minute mile, right? l was here last week. -我上礼拜才来的 -我知道
[04:32.80]l know. But the thing is...
[04:34.08]we never get any cute guys in this group. 不过可爱的人应该都在 七分钟那一组
[04:36.76]The cute guys are in the seven-minute mile group.
[04:39.96]l'm the cutest of the slow guys, is what you're saying? 我是跑得慢组里最可爱的?
[04:43.04]Knee surgery. 膝盖手术
[04:45.44]Have you run the marathon before? -你有跑过马拉松吗? -过去四年都跑
[04:47.48]-Past four years. -Wow.
[04:51.92]-What about you? -First time. -你呢? -第一次
[04:55.68]We should train during the week. -我们这礼拜应该受训练 -他们开始练习跑了吗?
[04:56.08]Are there runs during the week?
[04:57.04]l don't know. l meant just the two of us. -我不知道，我是指我们两个 -当然，这样很好
[05:01.32]Sure, that'd be great.
[05:03.40]Miranda was thriIIed, but she stiII wasn't sure... 米兰达非常兴奋，但不太确定
[05:06.60]if he was interested in anything more than a running buddy. 他是不是真的只是想要找 跑步伙伴
[05:11.88]Stay in line. 在住宅区 夏绿蒂的装潢如火如荼地进行
[05:10.96]And uptown, CharIotte's marathon redecoration continued.
[05:15.92]l can't believe l ever questioned this wallpaper. 我以前居然批评过这个壁纸
[05:18.92]l love this wallpaper. 这实在太完美了，我爱你
[05:20.32]And l love you.
[05:24.60]l guess we're done with this room. Time to move on to the study. 这间房间已经可以了 该是布置书房的时候了
[05:30.84]There's one room in every marriage that forces the question.: 在每个婚姻里都有同一个问题
[05:35.24]''How Iong do we want it to be just the two of us?'' “只有两个人的世界 要持续多久?”
[05:37.52]lt's right off our bedroom, so.... 这就在我们卧房隔壁，所以…
[05:43.48]What do you want to do with this room?
[05:44.44]lt could be a good room for a... 这个房间很适合给…
[05:53.24]l think we already have enough bathrooms. 我们的浴室够多了
[05:58.68]Trey and CharIotte were finaIIy on the same page. 崔和夏绿蒂终于达成共识
[06:01.56]And the page had a baby on it. 生小孩的共识
[06:05.64]MeanwhiIe, Samantha went shopping, nippIes bIazing... 在此同时，莎曼珊戴着 火辣辣的乳头去购物
[06:07.12]and picked up a '94 cabernet and an '84 Harvard MBA. 选中了一瓶九四年的葡萄酒 和一个八四年的哈佛毕业生
[06:11.00]Believe me, this is nothing. lt's a blip. 这没什么! 不过是忽上忽下的走势
[06:15.48]No, we can't retract it, because that's what you said. 不行，我们不能退缩
[06:17.68]Warren Dreyfous was a founder of the communications strategy firm... 华伦德雷福斯创立了 沟通策略公司
[06:22.96]that made the Exxon oiI spiII an ''incident''... 让艾克森石油化险为夷
[06:26.40]rather than a ''debacIe. ''
[06:27.44]Look, l gotta go. 我得挂电话了
[06:29.12]Next time, talk to me before you talk to the press. 下一次找媒体前先问我…抱歉
[06:32.56]All right, man. Bye.
[06:34.16]Sorry about that.
[06:37.28]About talking on the phone, or staring at my nipples? 因为讲电话 还是盯着我的乳头看?
[06:39.72]About talking on the phone. 因为电话
[06:51.60]That night, I tried to compose my first e-maiI. 那一晚 我试着写第一封电子邮件
[06:52.84]A witty, yet sexy, yet sensitive note to Aidan. 一封机智 却又带着性感和感性的短信
[07:16.12]And across town, Samantha was getting some maIe, as weII. 城市另一端 莎曼珊正在享用男人
[07:28.08]As a Iover, Warren was fantastic. 华伦是个好情人
[07:30.32]But as a communications strategist... 然而身为沟通策略家 他犯了个大错误
[07:33.40]he made one major mistake.
[07:34.24]Samantha, does your gina-wina want a little visit... 小珊珊，你的小妹妹 想不想找我的小弟弟?
[07:38.68]from my mister-mister?
[07:46.24]He didn't say that. 他不会那么说吧?
[07:46.36]lt's not what he said, it's how he said it, in baby talk. 不是说话的内容，是方式 就像是跟小婴儿说话
[07:52.20]Baby talk's the worst. How can they think it's sexy? 怎么有人会认为儿语很性感?
[07:55.92]lt's like putting ketchup on prime rib. Stop, you're ruining it. 就像是在上等肋骨上加番茄酱 “住手，你毁了它!”
[07:59.68]l know, it's such a shame, because this guy is hot. 真可惜，那男人很性感
[08:03.76]l finally had to sit on his face to shut him up. 我得坐到他脸上才能让他住嘴
[08:05.72]You know, some men use baby talk to avoid intimacy. 有些男人用儿语来避免亲密
[08:07.64]While others simply choose not to respond to your e-mail. -有人选择不回信 -还是没有艾登的回应?
[08:11.08]-Aidan still hasn't written back? -Fourteen hours, but who's counting?
[08:14.96]Oh, my God! 我的天
[08:18.64]lsn't this adorable? -这真是可爱 -你穿不会太小了吗?
[08:20.76]Don't you think that maybe it's a wee bit small?
[08:23.00]Oh, you guys. 崔和我正试着怀孕
[08:26.48]Trey and l are trying to have a baby.
[08:28.60]Why? -为什么? -不是应该先缓一缓吗?
[08:31.48]Don't you think that maybe you should wait awhile?
[08:32.08]-You guys just got back together. -l can't wait. -你才刚搬回去 -我等不及了
[08:35.68]l'm the oldest woman l know who doesn't have a baby. 我是我认识没有小孩的人中 最老的
[08:39.64]The oldest married woman who wants one. You know what l mean. 已婚、想要小孩 又没有小孩的人中最老的
[08:42.48]lf that's what you want, l'm very happy for you. -我为你们感到高兴 -谢谢
[08:43.20]-Thanks. -You're welcome.
[08:47.28]And l promise, l won't become one of those mothers... 我不会变成只会谈论 “尿布小帮手”的妈妈
[08:48.96]who can only talk about Diaper Genies.
[08:54.36]Look over here. 你们看
[08:54.00]-What the hell is a Diaper Genie? -l don't know. 尿布小帮手是什么?
[08:59.44]Someone you hire to change a kid's diaper? 雇用来帮小孩换尿布的人?
[09:04.16]Hi, Tricia! 翠夏华森是个时髦的妈妈
[09:06.48]Tricia Watson was one of those hip moms...
[09:08.16]for whom Barneys wouId aIways be stores, not dinosaurs. 知道的精品店 永远比儿童节目多
[09:11.76]Cliff said you and Trey are back together. 克里夫告诉我你跟崔和好了 我好高兴
[09:13.80]l'm so glad.
[09:16.08]This is Mary Elizabeth. -这是玛丽伊丽莎白 -你好，我是夏绿蒂
[09:18.80]-Hello, Mary Elizabeth. l'm Charlotte. -Pleased to meet you.
[09:22.48]-Trey and l are trying to get pregnant. -That's great. -崔和我试着“做人” -太棒了
[09:26.76]You and Cliff should come over for dinner. 这个礼拜到我家吃饭 我们刚重新装潢家里
[09:29.84]We just redecorated our dining room. We haven't even used it yet.
[09:30.52]l'd love to, but try finding a sitter for three kids under 8. 我很乐意 只是要找保母带小孩
[09:36.68]l can't believe l'm 34 with three kids. 真不敢相信我三十四岁 还有三个孩子
[09:43.24]l invited the Watsons over for dinner Tuesday. They're bringing their kids. 我邀请华森一家 星期二到家里吃晚饭
[09:46.44]All righty. 三十五岁的夏绿蒂 决定这次要来真的
[09:48.00]CharIotte, 35 with no kids...
[09:50.32]decided it was time to get serious.
[09:53.56]The next day, I worked on a IittIe piece I was caIIing.: 次日，我继续打电话
[09:56.36]''Thirty-six hours, and stiII no response from Aidan. '' 三十六个小时了 还是没有艾登的回应
[10:01.16]The Indians had to wait up to six months for a response. 印地安人等回信得等上六个月
[10:04.84]It took me six months to get the message that I wanted to be with Aidan. 我花了六个月领悟到 我想要艾登回到我身边
[10:08.36]And now I couIdn't wait another minute. 我等不及了
[10:10.96]Are aII these improvements in communication... 这些新的科技有助我们沟通吗
[10:14.84]reaIIy heIping us communicate?
[10:17.64]In matters of Iove... 爱情这件事 坐而言不如起而行吗?
[10:17.12]do actions reaIIy speak Iouder than words?
[10:22.80]I decided to take action. 我决定采取行动 这一次他接电话了
[10:24.92]And this time he answered.
[10:27.40]HeIIo. -你为什么不回我的信? -你是哪位?
[10:28.80]Why won't you respond to my e-mail?
[10:29.76]Who is this?
[10:32.84]lt's Carrie, hi. 我是凯莉
[10:33.12]l was just asking if you ever got my e-mail. 我想问你有没有收到我的信?
[10:38.00]-''ShoegaI. '' -What? 爱鞋的女孩，我的代号
[10:40.48]That's my screen name.
[10:42.60]l think l got it and deleted it. -我收到但是删掉了 -这样不太友善
[10:42.96]That's not very neighborly.
[10:46.88]l get so much damn junk mail, if l don't know an address.... 我收到太多垃圾信件 要是有不认识的网址…
[10:48.24]l have the opposite problem. l've received two e-mails total. 我跟你的问题相反
[10:52.64]One from Miranda, and one welcoming me to AOL. 我只收到米兰达 和“美国线上”的欢迎信
[10:55.92]-What did it say? -Just, you know... 上面写什么?
[10:59.12]how to use the different features and stuff, and ''welcome.'' 只是介绍一下服务的项目 就是一封欢迎信
[11:01.08]No, the one you.... 我是说，你写的那一封…
[11:05.24]The one l.... 我写给你的…
[11:07.04]The one to you.
[11:10.44]lt doesn't even matter. You know what l was thinking? 没什么，我有个想法
[11:13.72]I was thinking that you and Steve and Miranda and me couId go out sometime. 你、史蒂夫、米兰达和我 应该聚聚
[11:16.80]You know, just like as a... 大家一起出去热闹一下
[11:18.08]you know, a fun group thing.
[11:21.28]Sounds good. -好主意 -很好，我来安排吗?
[11:21.44]Okay, great, so l'll set it up?
[11:35.68]MeanwhiIe, Miranda's run Ied to.: 在此同时 米兰达跑步跑出了约会
[11:38.24]''Wanna come up for coffee?'' which Ied to sex...
[11:39.52]which Ied her to beIieve that Marathon Man... 她相信马拉松先生 可以不只是跑步伙伴
[11:42.84]couId be more than a running buddy.
[11:46.88]l'm all sweaty. -我全身湿透了 -你尝起来真棒
[11:47.80]You taste great.
[12:14.72]Did you get my e-mail about our double whatever-it-is? 你有收到 我们四人约会的邮件吗?
[12:17.60]Yes, and l'm ignoring it. -有，我假装没看到 -电子邮件并不怎么好用
[12:19.12]So far, not impressed with the e-mail.
[12:20.48]-Why would l go out with Steve? -You're not going out with him. -我为什么要跟史蒂夫约会? -那不是约会
[12:23.56]You're going as my airbag, in case there's an impact. 你只是我以防万一的安全气囊
[12:28.64]Steve's going as Aidan's air bag. 而史蒂夫则是艾登的气囊
[12:31.64]Explain that to Steve. l don't want him to get the wrong impression. 你可以跟史蒂夫说 我在跟别人约会吗?
[12:32.100]-l'm dating other people now. -Who?
[12:35.68]-Marathon Man? -Yes. 跑马拉松那家伙?
[12:38.92]-We slept together after our run. -l guess he was interested. -我们在跑完以后上床 -我想他一定有兴趣
[12:40.80]Did he live up to his nickname? -他名副其实吗? -很棒，除了…
[12:43.64]lt was good, except he kind of...
[12:48.16]licked my butt. 他舔我屁股
[12:50.00]Be specific. You mean the cheeks or-- -说清楚一点，屁股肉吗? -不只那样
[12:52.52]lt was more localized than that.
[12:56.60]Wait a minute, are we talking tuchis-lingus? 等一下，你是说舔屁眼吗?
[12:58.44]l'm afraid so. 恐怕是，感觉好奇怪
[13:00.04]And l thought it was weird. lt's weird, right? Are we doing this now?
[13:04.16]lf the guy is willing, why not? -要是男生愿意，有何不可? -除了莎曼珊之外的人?
[13:07.92]Anyone other than Samantha?
[13:09.68]l never had a guy do the TL on me. 从来没有男人对我这样
[13:12.100]One time, it almost happened, but l got the feeling he just lost his way. 有一次几乎发生了 不过我想是他搞错地方了
[13:20.56]Trey likes to do it. 崔喜欢这样
[13:23.24]We're married. 我们结婚了
[13:23.40]Okay, l'm definitely in the slow sexual group if even Charlotte is open to this. 夏绿蒂都这样了 我一定是落伍了
[13:29.16]There's something happening with men and the ass. 男人跟屁股都不对劲了
[13:31.88]lt's true. The last few guys l've been with have been much more eager to attend to it... 我最近约会的几个男人 都想要这样
[13:37.52]you know, digitally.
[13:37.92]How did they get the message that the ass is now on the menu? 他们听谁说女人喜欢这样的?
[13:40.44]l bet there's one loud-mouthed guy who found some woman who loved it... 有个大嘴巴的男人 正好碰到喜欢这样的女人
[13:46.68]and told everybody, ''Women love this!'' 于是他向大家宣布 “女人喜欢这样”
[13:47.16]-Who is this guy? -Who's the woman who loved it? -那男人是谁? -那女人是谁?
[13:51.28]-Don't knock it until you try it. -Bingo. 没试过不要说大话
[13:53.12]Maybe l shouldn't have pulled away so fast. Was this my last shot? 或许我不应该这么快闪开
[13:57.84]Am l out of the ass loop forever? 我永远得不到屁股服务了吗? 我总不能开口要求
[13:59.72]l can't bring myself to ask for it.
[13:59.12]You don't have to ask for it, just lean into it. 只管靠近，无须言语 他会懂的
[14:03.56]No words necessary. He'll get the signal.
[14:05.76]But then do l have to reciprocate? 但是，我得报答他吗?
[14:09.72]l would never do it back to them. -不，我才不会做同样的事 -我也不会
[14:11.12]-Neither would l. -Me neither. -我也不会 -你们不会?
[14:17.08]That night, CharIotte performed a more traditionaI wifeIy duty. 当晚 夏绿蒂扮演的是传统的妻子
[14:22.68]She cooked dinner for her husband and their guests. 她为客人们下厨
[14:25.04]Go ahead, everyone. 开动吧，各位
[14:27.16]This looks amazing. 看起来真美味，夏绿蒂
[14:30.40]Trish is amazed that anyone cooks. -翠夏崇拜所有会煮饭的人 -三个小孩就够她忙了
[14:31.04]Trish has three kids, which keeps her kind of busy.
[14:33.52]l don't want to sit next to the lady. 我不想坐在女士旁边
[14:37.68]Martin, that's ''one.'' 一次
[14:39.08]-How many does he get? -Forty-five. -他有几次了? -四十五
[14:42.68]But l don't wanna. 我不想
[14:46.84]We can rearrange, if you want. -我们可以换座位 -没关系
[14:46.60]No, it's fine.
[14:50.08]-Do you need your inhaler? -No. -你需要吸气器吗? -他有气喘
[14:53.60]He's asthmatic. Not going to be much in the sports area. -不能做过多运动 -不是每个男孩都要运动
[14:55.68]Not all little boys have to play sports.
[14:58.08]Don't talk to me like you talk to the kids. 不要像教训孩子一样跟我说话
[14:60.32]Martin, up here. 站起来
[15:06.08]-Fancy shoes there, Hank. -They used to be mine. -汉克，鞋子好漂亮 -那是我的旧鞋子
[15:08.68]He won't go out without 'em. -他到哪都要穿着它 -不要那样说话
[15:10.60]-Don't talk about him like that. -Don't you talk to me like that.
[15:15.92]That night, Trey and CharIotte didn't have sex. 当晚，崔和夏绿蒂没有做爱
[15:19.04]And they didn't have sex the next night, either. 隔晚也没有
[15:20.44]This time, inaction was speaking Iouder than words. 这次，无为比言语更有用
[15:24.20]This guy from pest control comes over and sticks a few dead ones on a tape strip.... 害虫管制人员把一些死虫子 粘在带子上
[15:28.88]I, on the other hand, was fuII of words. 而我则充满疑问
[15:31.56]They're everywhere. So l say to him, ''What are they?'' 我问“先生，那些是什么?”
[15:36.84]He says, ''Lady, l don't know, that's why l'm sending them to the lab.'' 他说“我不知道 所以我要带回实验室化验”
[15:40.08]And l'm thinking, ''This is New York, this is the pest guy. 这是纽约，他是害虫管制人员
[15:43.76]''And l got something. He doesn't know what it is... 他不认识出现在我家的虫 这可不是一件好事
[15:45.28]''and that ain't good!''
[15:54.24]-l gotta take a leak, l'm laughing too hard. -Man, l was gonna go. -我要去小解 -我正要去
[15:58.12]-And? -And we're men. We don't do that. 男人不能这样
[15:60.48]Women can do that. Men can't. -女人可以，男人不行 -一起去吧，打破传统
[16:01.16]You should go. Break with convention.
[16:05.44]What the hell, l'm man enough. 我够男人了
[16:07.04]Do l get a say in this? We're already partners in the bar. 我们已经是酒吧的合伙人了 人们会说闲话的
[16:08.64]-People are going to talk. -We're going to the bathroom. 我们要去洗手间
[16:14.68]So apparently Aidan needed an airbag in the bathroom. 艾登需要安全气囊到洗手间
[16:16.48]You know, l think l'm okay. -我想我没问题了 -你是说你不再想他了?
[16:17.40]-You mean, you think you're over him. -No, l think you can go. -我是说，你可以走了 -我连甜点都不能吃?
[16:22.56]l don't even get flan?
[16:22.72]The thing is, if you don't leave now... 要是你现在不走 我们就得一起道晚安
[16:25.92]then we're gonna have to end the night together.
[16:27.72]Hug and share cabs according to neighborhood. 拥抱，一起坐计程车 我就不能跟他独处了
[16:32.12]And then l won't have any time alone with him.
[16:36.64]Okay. And can you take Steve with you? 你可以带史蒂夫一起走吗?
[16:45.52]Thank you for walking me home. 谢谢你陪我走回家
[16:50.36]You live four blocks from the restaurant. lt's the least l could do. 你家就在餐厅附近，这没什么
[16:55.36]Good to see you tonight. -今晚很高兴见到你 -我想要复合
[16:57.52]l think l want to get back together.
[17:01.88]was afraid you were going to say something like that. 我就怕你说这类的话
[17:08.48]l was willing to try the friendship thing, but l can't... 我愿意跟你当朋友 但我不能谈感情
[17:12.56]do the relationship thing.
[17:18.04]You put your hand on my hand. 你握住我的手
[17:23.28]What? -什么? -在餐厅里，你…
[17:25.20]At the restaurant, you....
[17:25.84]l was trying to make you comfortable. 我只是想让你舒坦一点
[17:30.44]You seemed so nervous telling that bug story. 你讲虫子故事时好像很紧张
[17:40.36]then l guess l should.... 那么我该走了
[18:02.24]Miranda didn't answer her phone, so I Ieft a desperate message... 米兰达没有接电话 所以我留了言
[18:06.04]and started to send her a desperate e-maiI. 然后写一封紧急的邮件给她
[18:12.60]l was just about to call you. l was lM-ing Marathon Man. 我正要打给你 我刚才跟马拉松先生说话
[18:17.56]lnteresting. Will your tuchis be wanting some lingus? 真有趣，你的屁屁想被舔吗?
[18:20.16]Listen, if things work out between him and me... 要是我不介意的话 也不会向你们抱怨了
[18:22.12]we never had that conversation. He's coming over.
[18:26.80]l guess you'll be having dessert after all.
[18:30.28]What happened to my airbag outside the restaurant? Steve tried to kiss me. 我的气囊怎么了? 史蒂夫想要吻我
[18:33.48]Aidan kissed me. 艾登吻了我，我们错开了
[18:35.16]We miskissed. l wasn't going to kiss him.
[18:38.04]He said he just wanted friendship. 我正要走，然后他吻了我 这是什么意思?
[18:38.60]But then he kissed me. What does that mean?
[18:44.40]Oh, my God, he's online. Can he see me? 老天，他上线了 他看得见我吗?
[18:47.00]No, just step away from the computer. -离电脑远一点 -我要回去
[18:49.40]-No, l'm going to go back there. -Where? Aidan's?
[18:50.16]l know he's home. -找艾登? -我知道他在家
[18:52.24]Pace yourself, send him an e-mail or something. 寄电子邮件给他
[18:53.76]No, he'll just say that he doesn't want to see me, but he does. 他会说他不想见我 但我知道他想
[18:60.60]His words said ''no,'' but his kiss said ''yes.'' -他说不要，他的吻却说要 -那是强暴犯的辩词
[19:00.12]That's the defense invoked by date rapists.
[19:03.56]l know he still feels it. 我知道他还有感觉
[19:08.04]When men attempt boId gestures, it's generaIIy considered romantic. 当男人做出大胆的举动 通常会被认为是浪漫
[19:20.40]When women do it, it's often considered desperate or psycho. 当女人这么做 会被认为是饥渴或是疯子
[19:24.24]I was hoping to prove I was neither. 我想证明我两者皆非
[19:32.60]Hey again, you. 是我
[19:34.68]-You haven't been out here since l went up? -No, l went home. 你不会一直待在下面吧?
[19:41.28]And you came back?
[19:43.16]l came back. 我又回来了
[19:46.20]See, l.... 是这样的，我认为…
[19:52.12]No, l feel fairly certain that there is still something between us. 我敢确定我们之间有点什么
[19:58.56]l had a nice time tonight... 我今晚跟你处得很愉快
[19:59.32]with you, l did. 我想那样就好
[20:01.92]But l just want to leave it at that.
[20:05.44]Can l come up and talk to you for a few minutes? 我可以上去跟你谈谈吗?
[20:07.40]l don't think that's a good idea. -这样不太好 -因为可能会发生的事?
[20:13.88]Because of what might happen?
[20:17.96]Because it's not a good time. 因为时机不对
[20:22.44]l know that you're probably scared. l would be, too. But it's different now. 我知道你可能吓到了 换做是我也会，但是这不一样
[20:28.28]Things are different. l'm different. 一切都不一样了 我也不一样了
[20:31.96]ln fact, wait a second. 等一下
[20:32.36]ln fact, cigarettes? Gone. 烟戒了，所有的坏习惯都改了
[20:35.00]Seriously, all bad habits, gone. This is a whole new thing.
[20:39.40]Because l miss you. And l've missed you.
[20:44.20]And it's not just because you look so good, you do, and you should know that. 不只是因为你很迷人
[20:50.92]But l lie in bed at night, and l think about us. 只是我躺在床上，想着以前 你搂着我…
[20:51.52]And l think about you holding me.
[20:53.20]You broke my heart! 你伤透了我的心
[21:09.32]Samantha, l love your titty-witties. 莎曼珊，我要你的“奶奶”
[21:12.12]As I was wishing I had said nothing... 正当我犹豫不决时 莎曼珊决定采取行动
[21:13.12]Samantha decided she had to say something.
[21:19.68]You're a great fuck, but l don't need the baby talk. 你床上功夫很棒 但是请不要学婴儿讲话
[21:24.72]You don't have to call these my titty-witties, these are my breasts. 你不必叫它们“奶奶” 它们是我的乳房
[21:27.24]And you don't have to say anything about them. 你不必在上面大作文章
[21:30.68]lt's just sex, and it's fine. 只管做爱就好
[21:49.20]Would you please come out of there? Can we talk about this like adults? 你出来好不好? 我们像大人一样说说话
[21:52.04]We're not finished. 我们还没结束呢
[21:57.16]l was very closey-wosey. 我就差那么一点点呢
[22:01.72]Okay, you can call them titty-witties. 好，你可以叫它们“奶奶”
[22:07.56]l'm leaving. l got an early day tomorrow. 我要走了，明天要早起
[22:10.00]Come on, don't pout. We were having such a nice time. 不要不高兴 我们刚才这么愉快
[22:12.92]lt was only a suggestion. 我只是建议而已
[22:16.52]Where are my shoes? 我的鞋子在哪里?
[22:22.32]Samantha reaIized that she wore the nippIes and attracted a big baby. 莎曼珊领悟到她的假乳头 吸引了一个大婴儿
[22:28.76]And speaking of babies, CharIotte and Trey stiII were not. 说到婴儿 夏绿蒂和崔还没有成功
[22:33.32]This was delivered today. 这个今天送到了
[22:35.48]l ordered that a week ago. 我一个礼拜前订的 刻字需要时间，我都忘了
[22:40.80]They needed time to engrave, and l totally forgot.
[22:41.20]''We had each other and then we had you. “我们相爱，然后有了你”
[22:47.04]''And then we had everything. “因此我们什么也不缺了 爱你的爸爸妈妈”
[22:49.56]''Love, Mommy and Daddy.''
[22:51.52]lt's completely premature. l was just so excited. 我太冲动了，我兴奋过头
[22:53.80]And now? 现在呢?你不想要小孩了吗?
[22:56.48]Do you not want a baby anymore?
[23:01.56]Of course l do. 我当然想要，你呢?
[23:02.32]Don't you? 自从华森一家来访后 我们就停止尝试了
[23:04.12]We pretty much stopped trying after the Watsons came over.
[23:12.60]Kids don't even want to sit by me. 小孩子不想跟我坐在一起
[23:18.04]l want to sit next to you. 我想坐在你旁边
[23:26.00]l knew Cliff and Tricia when they were first married, they were so in love. 我看过克里夫夫妇新婚的样子 他们好恩爱
[23:33.16]Now they're just.... 现在他们只是…
[23:46.12]Maybe if we only have one child. 或许我们可以只生一个?
[23:50.08]Have one, to start. 先生一个
[23:54.44]See how we do. 看看我们做得如何，再说…
[23:55.04]Besides... 然后崔撒了个每个父母 都会说的谎
[23:56.32]Then Trey toId the Iie that aII parents-to-be have to teII themseIves...
[23:60.20]in order to procreate.
[24:03.72]...our kids will be different. 我们的小孩会不一样
[24:06.20]Even though the whoIe experience had them a IittIe rattIed... 那次的经验让他们有些慌乱
[24:09.64]that night Trey and CharIotte made Iove... 但是那一晚他们做了爱 或许也怀了宝宝
[24:11.72]and possibIy a baby.
[24:14.80]And downtown, Miranda seemingIy had her communication probIem Iicked. 在市中心 米兰达的沟通出现了问题
[24:22.00]And she feIt Iike she shouId do something in return. 她觉得她应该有所回报
[24:25.36]Would you like a massage? -你喜欢按摩吗? -我很想
[24:29.36]l would love one.
[24:58.28]l don't want to do that! 我不想这么做
[24:60.76]Why didn't you say you weren't interested, before you were talking into my ass? 你可以直接跟我说你没兴趣
[25:35.36]This time, we didn't need any words. 这一次，我们无须言语
[26:26.96]You want to do this to make up for the past? 你这样是为了弥补过去? 才不会良心不安?
[26:29.20]Relieve your conscience?
[26:32.52]'Cause we're okay. 我们之间没事了
[26:37.28]l've mentally kicked your butt all over Manhattan. 我已经在心中打过你好几次了
[26:43.84]l'm fine now. 我现在没事了
[26:47.40]l just.... 我只是…
[26:52.16]l love you. 我爱你
[26:57.24]l still love you, l just... 我依然爱你，我只是…
[27:01.44]wish that l could be your girlfriend again. 我希望能再当你的女朋友
[27:13.84]l need to think about that. 我需要好好想一想
[27:22.92]His actions said he stiII Ioved me, or maybe he just missed me... 他表现出他还爱我 或许只是想念我
[27:25.96]or maybe he needed cIosure. 又或许他需要一个了断 或许我永不得知了
[27:30.36]Maybe I'd never know.
[27:35.04]The next morning, due to sheer embarrassment... 次日，由于尴尬
[27:37.28]Miranda got what she needed. 米兰达反而得到她所需要的
[27:40.16]A running buddy who pushed her into the nine-minute miIe group. 一个让她奋力奔向终点的伙伴
[27:48.32]And I stiII had no response from Aidan. 我还是没有得到艾登的回应
[27:59.56]Hey, Carrie, you up there? 凯莉，你在吗?
[28:06.84]Okay, let's give it a shot. -我们给彼此一个机会吧 -真的吗?
[28:13.12]Do you wanna come upstairs? -你想上来吗? -我要带皮特去散步
[28:13.56]No, l promised Pete l'd take him for a walk.
[28:17.44]You wanna go for a walk? -你想去散步吗? -想
[28:21.56]Let's go for a walk. 我们一起去散步吧
[28:24.20]Don't move, okay?
[28:31.80]l'll be right there! 我马上下去
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