丑女贝蒂第一季21

[00:00.00]美剧MP3+LRC 12.09.02 13:55:45 [00:01.00](Amanda) Previously on Ugly Betty: “丑女贝蒂” 前情提要… [00:02.56]Bradford is into feet? Bradford居然好这一口? [00:04.53]Bradford Meade won't be able to keep his hands off you. Bradford Meade一定会 对你爱不释手的 [00:07.24]- You'll be running Meade Publications. - That's the idea. 6个月之内 Meade出版社就会由你掌控 [00:10.31]What we have is wonderful, but l'm never gonna divorce Claire. 那就是我要的效果 [00:10.84]Willie 我们之间… [00:12.16]确实很棒 但我永远不会和Claire离婚 [00:14.11]Need a condom? l got one in my wallet. 你要避孕套吗? [00:16.01]Get her out the country, you'll have everything you ever wanted. 我皮夹里带了一个 [00:16.61]你把她弄出美国 就可以得到你想要的一切 [00:19.25]She's already hooked. 她已经上钩了 [00:20.32]You sleep with women to distract yourself from your life. 你通过和女人上床 来转移你生活中的问题 [00:23.18]You use them like a drug. 你把她们当毒品用 [00:24.85]- l've missed you. - l missed you too. 我好想你 [00:27.21]我也想你 [00:29.09]They're sending me back to Mexico. 他们要把我遣送回墨西哥 [00:34.63]Twelve hundred dollars for a ticket to Guadalajara? That's ridiculous. 一张去瓜达拉哈拉(墨西哥西部城市) 的票子要1,200美元?! [00:38.09]有没搞错! [00:40.57]Are they kidding? We cannot afford that. 什么 他们在开玩笑吗? [00:42.74]Hilda. l got it. 我们买不起! [00:44.94]No, l don't want a package deal to Acapulco. Hilda 我知道 [00:45.46]不 我不需要去阿尔普尔科 (墨西哥南部港口)的套票 [00:47.81]My father is being sent back to Mexico to wait for his visa and then he'll... 我父亲将被送回墨西哥等待签证 然后他要-- 好吧 我等着 [00:52.61]Yes, l'll hold. (groans) [00:54.48](Valerie) Are you still working on those nails? Suarez 你那些指甲还没修完吗? [00:56.89]You do know the final exam is timed, right? 你应该知道期末考试就要到了 对吗? [00:59.15]Look, Valerie, l'm going through problems with my family right now... 你瞧 Valerie 我家里有点事情 [01:02.79]Oh, no, no. l don't want your excuses, Suarez. - 我们的父-- - 哦 够了 [01:04.18]别说了 [01:05.99]l want your commitment to beauty. 我不想听借口 Suarez [01:06.41]我要的是你寻找美丽的热情 [01:08.26]What does this look like? 我这身打扮不够靓吗? [01:11.40]- My God. ls that an engagement ring? - Yeah. 哦 天哪 那是订婚戒指吗? [01:14.17]- My ex and l started dating again. - Lose it. 没错 [01:14.89]- 我的前男友和我又开始交往了 - 摘下来 [01:16.40]You cannot do a professional manicure with claws like those. 还有你的那些长指甲 这样子你没办法好好做美甲 [01:19.44]Cut 'em before the exam tomorrow, or l fail you. 在明天考试前剪了它们 否则我就让你不及格 [01:25.91]- She seems very helpful. - (scoffs) She's 1 30 pounds of bitch. 她好象挺好心的嘛 [01:28.47]不过是个130磅的肥婆 [01:30.39]- What did you say? - 1 20. 你刚才说什么? [01:32.38]120磅 [01:34.96]We'll take care of this ticket thing tonight. l'll cancel with Santos. 听我说 咱们今天晚上 再讨论票子的问题好吗? [01:38.69]We can call every travel agency in Jackson Heights. 我取消与Santos的约会 我们可以打遍 杰克逊高地所有旅行社的电话 [01:41.76]l have this thing l have to go to after work. Whoops... 我下班后还有事 [01:45.53]- Sorry. - Sorry. 我-- 抱歉 [01:46.87]lt's the Mode party for Administrative Professionals Day. 是“时尚”为行政人员节举行的派对 [01:51.31]- You mean Secretaries Day? - No. 你是指秘书节吗? [01:53.31]ln 1 998, they changed it to ''Administrative Professionals Day.'' 不 [01:53.91]1998年 他们就将其 更名为行政人员节了 [01:57.01]That really rolls off the tongue. So, where you guys gonna go? 噢 那可真绕口 [02:00.65]You know that theme restaurant in Times Square, the Middle Ages? 那么 你们准备去哪儿? [02:01.49]你知道时代广场的那家主题餐厅吗? 中世纪风格的那家 [02:04.22]Those snobby assistants from Mode actually like that kind of place? 你是说 “时尚”那帮势利的 助理们会喜欢那种地方? [02:07.89]Love it. They pick a place where they can make fun of the common people. 哦 他们爱死它了 [02:09.18]每年他们都要挑一个他们 能去取笑“平民”的地方 [02:11.49]Last year it was that roller disco in the Bronx. 去年是布朗克斯(纽约市的一个区) 的滚轴迪斯科 [02:14.30]- Wheels of Paradise? l love that place. - l know. Anyway... “天国之轮”? [02:15.91]我喜欢那个地方 [02:17.57]l'm the one who planned it, so l have to be there, 我知道! [02:17.42]不管怎样 我是派对的策划者 所以我 必须得出席 以确保一切都进行顺利 [02:20.07]- to make sure everything goes OK. - Well, it is Secretaries Day. [02:23.47]Maybe Daniel will give you a big bonus, and we can use it to buy Papi's ticket. 是啊 要知道 这是秘书节嘛 [02:24.22]也许Daniel会给你包个大红包 这样我们就有钱给老爸买飞机票了 [02:27.98]Happy Secretaries Day. 秘书节快乐 [02:31.25]Oh. Uh... [02:33.68]''World's best... notary''? “世界第一… 公证人”? [02:37.69]l, uh, got to the store a little late. 我 呃 到奖品店去得晚了点 [02:39.79]Well, it's the thought that counts, right? 哦 送礼送心意嘛 不是吗? [02:42.89]But they changed it to ''Administrative Professionals Day'' in 1 998. 但你知道吗 1998年他们就 将它改为行政人员节了? [02:46.76]Right. Can you get me Olivier Theyskens? 没错 [02:50.03]He promised us a Nina Ricci spread. 啊 你能帮我接通 Olivier Theyskens的电话吗? [02:52.10]And send over some hot girls for that. 他答应过要由我们承办一场Nina Ricci (法国高档奢华品牌之一)的宣传酒会 [02:52.90]并叫些性感美女们过来 [02:54.70]l'm in the mood for redheads. 我现在喜欢红头发的姑娘 [02:57.84]- This is work-related? - We'll see. 嗯 这跟工作有关吗? [02:59.93]哦 我们再看看吧 [03:06.92]- What's that? - Yogurt. 那是什么? [03:09.35]- My yogurt? - lt didn't have a name on it. 酸奶 [03:10.15]我的酸奶? [03:11.65]My name was on the granola on top of it. 上面又没写名字 [03:13.66]Don't you know the refrigerator stacking system? 是没有 但放在酸奶上面的 格兰诺拉麦片上有我的名字 [03:16.29]So does that mean that the cherry pie was yours, too? 难道你不知道冰箱里的 物品摆放规矩? [03:17.26]这么说 那个樱桃馅饼也是你的? [03:19.53]- You ate my pie? - Well, not yet. 你吃了我的馅饼? [03:21.20]唔 还没呢 [03:24.50]Game on, Suarez. Game on. 走着瞧吧 Suarez 走着瞧 [03:28.80](Amanda) God, l hate Secretaries Day. 天啊 我讨厌秘书节 [03:32.94]You hide it so well. 你还真能躲 [03:34.54]Everyone gets a present but the receptionist. 大家都收到了礼物 就前台没有 [03:36.95]l might as well be invisible. 我倒不如消失算了 [03:38.78]l mean, who do they think forwards the calls? 我是说 他们也不想想 是谁在为他们转接电话? [03:42.38]Who fans the magazines? 是谁狂热支持杂志? [03:44.99]- Hey. - Who signs for packages? 又是谁签收包裹? [03:47.69]- Tim, Sheila, and Betty. - Ugh! 是Tim和Sheila 还有Betty [03:51.19]Well, who looks hot for everyone when they come in? 唔 是谁让他们一进来就看到“激情”? [03:54.26]These buttons don't just pop open by themselves. 我是说 纽扣可不会自己松开 [03:56.93]- Where'd you get that vest? - This? lt's Tavares. 你从哪儿弄来的这件背心? [03:59.63]That cutie designer made you another one? 这件? [03:59.43]Tavares送的 [04:01.87]What's with the gifties? Not like you're sleeping with him. 那个可爱的设计师 又送了你一件? [04:02.81]这些礼物是为了什么? [04:04.91]'Course not. He's gay, l'm a woman, and he's gay. 不太可能是因为你跟他上床了 [04:05.37]当然不可能 因为他是个同志 而我可是个货真价实的女人 [04:07.31](Nick) Oh, yeah! 哦 耶! [04:09.34]Hey, what's Fratty so happy about? 嘿 那个假正经怎么这么高兴啊? (Nick对Amanda不感兴趣) [04:12.01]Did his sports team win the beef bowl? 他的运动队赢得了牛肉碗还是怎么的? (圣路易斯奖励学生运动员的奖项) [04:14.08]Close. Alexis signed him up for a beer-of-the-month club 差不多 [04:15.24]Alexis为给他报名参加月度啤酒 俱乐部了 为了庆祝秘-- 行政处的节日 [04:16.99]for Secre...tariat's birthday. [04:19.59]He loves horsies. Who knew? 他喜欢伪直男 (拒不承认自己是同志的同志) [04:21.23]谁知道呢? [04:22.89]l am now officially miserable. 现在我可真正是太悲惨了 [04:24.96]Oh, wait till we get to that Middle Ages place tonight 哦 等今晚咱们去了 那个中世纪俱乐部 [04:27.63]and make fun of the nerds in shining armor. 好好取笑过那些 外表光鲜的蠢蛋们后再说吧 [04:29.76]lt'll be the mocking event of the season. 这可是本季度的笑柄集散地呢 [04:32.43]- l think l'm gonna pass. - What? You can't pass. 我想我还是不去了 [04:35.34]l'm not going stag, hag. 什么? [04:35.22]你怎么能不去呢 [04:36.84]You'll have to buy your own beer, queer. 我可不想一个人去 妖人 [04:38.84]- You can't just ditch, bi... - Shut up! 你得自个儿掏钱买啤酒了 同志 [04:39.35]- 你不能就这么溜了 衰-- - 闭嘴! [04:43.01]- (humming) - (jazz music plays) [04:49.12](timer bell rings) [04:50.45]OK, tried it. Still hate it. 好了 我试过了 还是不喜欢 [04:52.69]You are so white sometimes. 有时你实在太坚持白人的身份了 (爵士乐起源于黑人音乐) [04:55.32]l'm white and l'm bored. 我的确是白人 我觉得很无聊 [04:57.56]You know why you don't like jazz? 你知道你为什么不喜欢爵士乐吗? [05:00.66]Because it's about riffing and being spontaneous. 因为它有很多即兴演奏段 是发自本能的音乐 [05:06.33]You would love jazz if you saw it live. 如果你看过现场表演的话 你会喜欢上爵士乐的 [05:09.64]l am gonna take you to the Blue Note tonight. 今晚我要带你去听场 “蓝调之音” (最杰出的爵士乐品牌之一) [05:12.17]Willie, can we hold off on that? 哦 Willie 这个咱们能不能先缓缓? [05:15.14]Why? All we do is stay in. 为什么? [05:16.86]咱们总是待在家里 [05:18.45]lt's just that with Claire in prison, 因为Claire还在监狱里 这是她最不应该听到的事 [05:21.02]it's the last thing she needs to hear about. [05:23.35]Don't you think it's time you moved on with your life, our lives? 你就不觉得是时候该过你自己的生活 过我们自己的生活了吗? [05:29.29]- Really care what a murderer thinks? - She is not a murderer. 你真的在意一个杀人犯会怎么想吗? [05:32.63]And l will not leave her just because of one moment of insanity. 她不是杀人犯 我也绝不会因为 一时的疯狂而离开她 [05:41.77]- lt would never work. - Of course it would. 那样不行的 [05:44.21]So why wouldn't you wanna go to Brazil with me? 当然能行 那么你为什么 不想跟我一起去巴西呢? [05:46.91]For one, l've got sideburns and a moustache in my passport photo. 呃 比如说 我护照的照片上 还留着络腮胡子 [05:53.08]Come on, Rodrigo, l can't do this right now. 别这样 Rodrigo 我现在不能跟你走 [05:56.18]My mother's in prison. How can l just leave her? 我母亲还在监狱里 [05:59.12]l would think your mother would want you to be happy. 我怎么能丢下她? [05:59.69]我想你母亲会希望你幸福 [06:07.53]So, should l get used to this whole mug-shot look? 那么… [06:09.82]我得一直忍受你这张扑克脸吗? [06:11.97]l was out late at the... therapy meeting you signed me up for. 哦 昨天弄到很晚… [06:14.52]去参加你给我报名的那个治疗会议了 [06:16.47]- Who's Kristin? - Uh, met her at the meeting. Kristin是谁? [06:18.50]呃 在会议上认识的 [06:20.14]''Soho Grand, Room 709. l'm going to...'' “Soho Grand(纽约一家酒店) 709号房 我要…” [06:25.28]- Not gonna finish reading that. - OK, so maybe l didn't go to a meeting. 还是不念完比较好 [06:29.02]Daniel, what are you doing? 好吧 就算我没去参加那个会议 [06:31.09]You have a problem. You slept with an underaged model. Daniel 你想干嘛? [06:31.49]你有问题 [06:33.99]Yeah, who turned out not to be underage. Why are you so ''glass half empty''? 你和一个未成年的模特上了床 [06:34.37]是吗 那是谁证明她不是未成年的 [06:37.31]你为什么总是如此悲观? (将半杯水看成半空的人 悲观主义者) [06:39.03]No, the glass is crushed into a million little pieces all over the floor. 不 不 不 不 [06:40.50]杯子早就掉在地上碎成很多片了 我在等着你踩上一脚呢 [06:43.16]l'm just waiting for you to step on it. You got lucky. [06:46.80]Next time, you won't. 这次是你走运 [06:47.32]下一次 就没这么好了 [06:52.11]Do you think people will want the Royal Feast or the Jester's Banquet? 你觉得人们会喜欢皇家雅宴 还是搞笑式的宴会? [06:55.58]People just wanna get drunk. Look. This is a way you could make some money. 我认为人们只是想找个地方喝酒 [06:57.57]看这个 这个 你可以靠这个赚点外快 [07:00.15]NYU is looking for some research subjects. 纽约大学正在招募一批研究对象 [07:02.82]- How much? - Five thousand dollars. 能挣多少? [07:05.25]Right, all you have to do is get injected with... 5000美金! [07:05.80]等等 你所要做的就是接受注射… [07:08.89]Can't quite read that. Several syllables. And side effects. 这个不会读耶… [07:11.03]这么多音节… [07:12.89]Let's keep that as a backup. Aren't there any part-time jobs? 哦 会有副作用的 [07:13.64]是啊 拿这个当后备好了 [07:16.10]- Got any welding experience? - Oh, my God, yes. 就没有什么兼职工作吗? [07:16.73]你会焊东西吗? [07:18.80]- You weld? - No, Christina, look. - 哦 我的天啊 太好了! - 你焊过东西? [07:21.30]l could get $1 ,000 for riding some mechanical horse for just 1 5 seconds? 不是 Christina 看这个! [07:21.92]只需在这种机械马上坚持15秒钟 我就能赚到1,000美元? [07:25.21]l could totally do that. 我完全能搞定! [07:26.61]Sure you wouldn't rather just deal with the side effects? 不 你确定这个好过那个 有副作用的药物吗? [07:29.48]When l was a little girl, l hated getting my allergy shots, 听着 我小时候很讨厌打抗过敏针 [07:32.35]so l used to grab onto this tree outside my house 所以我就常常爬到屋外的那棵树上 [07:34.85]and wrap my legs around so tight, no one could pull me off. 用腿紧紧地缠住树干 没人能把我拉下来 [07:37.95]These are thighs of steel. 我的大腿像钢铁般有力 [07:39.95]Betty, l think there is a big difference between a giant robot horse and a tree. Betty 我想一匹巨大的机器马和 一棵树之间还是有很大差别的 [07:43.86]l'm telling you, l could do this. 我告诉你 我能搞定这个 [07:46.49](classical music plays) [07:47.86]Yay! 耶! [07:49.63](crowd cheering) [07:51.57]lf this is what it takes to help my father, 如果这能帮到我爸爸 那我宁愿骑着 那匹巨大的机器马一路骑到墨西哥! [07:53.84]then l will ride that giant robot horse all the way to Mexico. [08:14.49]l dare you not to make fun of me. 我打赌你不敢笑我 [08:22.16]OK, seriously, ye olde bowl cut. 好了 说真的 锅盖头 [08:25.03]- lt's too easy. - Exactly. 太容易了 [08:26.53]lmagine 30 guys dressed like me, 没错 [08:28.84]serving tourists with mullets and fanny packs. 想象一下 30个家伙打扮成我这样 为客人们分发鲻鱼和腰包 [08:32.61]Middle Ages is gonna be duh-licious. 中世纪餐厅将会风味-- 十足 [08:34.78]lt's gonna be Britney shaving her head all over again. 它会再次制造出布兰妮 剃光头一样的震撼性效果 [08:37.58]- That was fun. But then it got sad. - No, but then it got fun again. 哦 那是挺有趣的 (布兰妮剃光头的事情) [08:39.56]- 但后来事情却不妙了 - 不 后来又很有趣了 [08:41.22]What's your deal, anyway? Why won't you come? 不管怎样 你到底怎么了? 你为什么不来? [08:44.19]OK, promise you won't say anything to anyone? 好吧 答应我 你不会对 任何人泄漏只言片语? [08:48.52]l swear on the abs of Mark Wahlberg. 我以Mark Wahlberg的腹肌发誓 (Mark Wahlberg 歌手兼演员 应该是Marc喜欢的对象) [08:51.03]Wow, you are serious. 哇喔 你来真的啊 [08:52.19]OK, remember how, before l worked here, l was an actress? 好吧 还记得吗 我来这里工作之前 曾经做过演员? [08:56.80]Mm-hmm. [08:59.90](gasps) Shut the front door. Your acting reel? [09:01.87]有没搞错! [09:04.77]Bring it. 你演出的带子? [09:05.58]快来 [09:07.24](Amanda) Hi, Grandma. 嗨 大妈 [09:09.21]- Hey, Betty. - Henry. 嗨 Betty [09:10.78]Hey. l heard you were planning the Administrative Professionals Day party. Henry [09:11.63]嘿 [09:12.03]嗨 [09:12.67]我听说你在策划行政人员节的派对 我想知道我是否能加入 [09:14.65]- l was wondering if l can crash. - Really? [09:17.39]Yeah. Bit of a Dungeons & Dragons geek. Big surprise, l know. 真的吗? [09:18.20]是啊 我是个喜欢玩“龙与地下城”的怪人 (角色扮演游戏 为RPG游戏之鼻祖) [09:21.92]l guess l have sort of a soft spot 很吃惊吧 我就知道 [09:24.39]for castles and chivalry and... princesses. 我- 我觉得自己对于城堡 和骑士精神很没抗拒力… [09:27.75]还有公主 [09:31.53]OK, well, l'll just put you and Charlie on the scroll at the door. 好吧 嗯 那我就把你和Charlie 分到靠门口的那一组 [09:35.74]Charlie can't make it. 哦 实际上 Charlie来不了 [09:37.17]She's been waiting for blanket space to open up to sell her jewelry. 她在等亚斯特坊广场有地方空出来 可以卖她的珠宝(摆地摊) [09:40.51]Anyway, yesterday one of the guys got some bad chicken. 是这样的 昨天有个(摆地摊的)家伙 吃了坏掉的鸡肉(病了) [09:43.38]Long story short, now she has a prime spot. 总之 现在她有个好摊位了 [09:45.61]Well, that's great for Charlie, 哦 真该替Charlie高兴… [09:47.62]and for salmonella, l guess. 还有 谢谢沙氏门菌… [09:51.95]OK, well, l shall see thee in the Middle Ages, milady. 我想 [09:52.68]好了 我将在中世纪餐 恭候大驾 女士 [09:56.96]- You're such a dork. - You know you love it. 你真是个呆子 [09:59.19]你知道你喜欢 [10:03.80](Marc giggles) [10:08.27]No one can ever know of our love. 没有人会知道我们的恋情 [10:12.67]Nurse, get out! Stat! 护士 出去! [10:14.91](man) That's your cue, honey. Go. 马上! [10:15.81]那是给你的提示 亲爱的 快走 [10:18.85]l'm a lonely kitten. Call the chat line now. 我是只孤独的小猫 [10:22.18]l'm waiting to purr for you. 现在就拨打聊天热线吧 [10:22.99]我正等着向你撒娇呢 [10:24.75](purring) [10:35.10]Greetings, lords and ladies, 女士们先生们 大家好 欢迎来到中世纪 [10:37.53]and welcome to the Middle Ages, [10:40.13]a magical journey through time. 享受一段穿越时空的魔幻旅程 [10:43.54]So partakest thou of our humble fare, 汝至吾肆 当尽品吾之美食 得飨吾之佳酿 [10:46.81]and quenchest thine thirst at ye olde bar. [10:50.24]Kids under 1 2 eat free on Sundays. 12岁以下的儿童周日免费 [10:52.88]OK, that was hi... wait for it ...larious. 好吧 那可真够-- 等等-- 热闹的! [10:58.09]For you, maybe. They play this thing on a loop by the front door. 对你来说 也许是的 [11:00.32]他们在前门循环播放这玩意儿 [11:02.46]All these losers are gonna see it, and they will never let me live this down. 那帮笨蛋们都会看见的 他们不会让我消停的 [11:06.13]The losers'll be too busy ordering jalapeno poppers 那帮笨蛋们都会忙着要炸芝士青辣椒 (墨西哥食物 笨蛋暗指Betty一干人) [11:08.76]to watch some stupid welcome video. 才没工夫看那愚蠢的欢迎视频呢 [11:10.67]l'm not going. 我不去 [11:11.77]Come on, Mandy-pants. lf you don't go, they'll laugh at you behind your back. 来嘛 小坏蛋 [11:15.67]And, besides, if you're there, you'll know who to punish tomorrow. 要是你不去 他们就会在背后取笑你 [11:16.37]而相反的 如果你去了 你就会知道明天该惩罚谁 [11:21.44]Well, l do like punishing people. 嗯 我倒是喜欢惩罚人 [11:25.71]- (Betty) Your three o'clock is here. - l don't have a three o'clock. 你3点的约会到了 [11:28.05]我3点没有预约 [11:29.55]You do now. Daniel Meade, Tyler Blake. 现在有啦 [11:32.85]Tyler works at the magazine Psychology Now on the 1 4th floor. 这位是Daniel Meade 这位是Tyler Blake [11:33.75]Tyler在“当代心理学”杂志工作 你知道的 在14层 [11:36.36]He's here to help you with... (whispers) your sex problems. 他是来这儿帮你的 处理… [11:39.32]你性方面的问题 [11:43.63]What is the matter with you? 你是怎么了? [11:45.07]You went to the 1 4th floor, grabbed the first guy you saw, told him l'm a freak? 你去14层 见到个人就抓来 告诉他我是个怪胎? [11:48.87]He's the third guy l saw. The first two thought you were a lost cause. 实际上 他是我见到的第三个 [11:52.21]Come on, Daniel. He specializes in sexual compulsion issues. 前两个认为你肯定没救了 [11:54.01]来吧 Daniel 他是专门进行 强迫性性行为问题研究的 [11:58.01]OK, well, l'm sure that that has some therapeutic value. 好了 我相信应该有一定治疗价值 [12:05.62]l am not spilling my guts out to some hack magazine writer. 我才不会把自己的隐私透露给 什么白痴专栏作家呢 [12:09.06]lf you're not gonna get the help, then l'm going to bring the help to you. 如果你自己不去争取帮助 那我只好把帮助送到你面前 [12:14.40](cell phone rings) [12:17.57]Betty Suarez. Oh, hi. Thank you so much for calling me back. 我是Betty Suarez [12:19.33]哦 嗨 [12:21.44]What? No, eleven hundred dollars is still too expensive. 非常感谢你给我回电 [12:22.08]什么? [12:22.97]不 1千1百美元还是太贵了 [12:25.31]- Hold on. Where are you going? - Model casting session. 等一下 [12:28.08]- l am not doing this. - You're not going anywhere. 你要去哪儿? [12:27.48]去参加一个模特评选会 [12:28.71]我接受不了这个 Betty [12:30.75]l've made this easy for you. 不 Daniel 你哪儿都不能去 [12:32.18]No, he has to be in Mexico by Friday. l already told you. 我已经帮你把事情最简化了 [12:32.93]不 我说了 他得在周五之前到达墨西哥 [12:34.88]- Who? - My father. - 我早跟你说过了 - 谁? [12:36.42]He's gonna be deported if we can't get him to Mexico. 我父亲-- 如果我们不能送他去墨西哥 等待签证 他就要被驱逐出境了 [12:38.99]We don't have the money for his ticket. 可我们连他的机票钱都付不起 [12:41.02]And you have everything, and you won't even help yourself. 哦 看看你吧-- 你拥有一切 而你却甚至都不愿为自己而努力 [12:44.16]Forget about it. Go with your models. l give up. 你知道吗? [12:45.31]算了吧! 去找你的模特吧! [12:46.99]OK, jeez. Now you've ruined the whole model thing for me. 我放弃! [12:47.95]好吧 行了 [12:49.32]现在你搞得我都没心情去找模特了 [12:50.90]- Why didn't you tell me? - Because l didn't wanna bother you. 你为什么不告诉我你父亲的事? [12:54.37]You have problems of your own. 因为我不想麻烦你 [12:55.97]- ls there anything l can do to help? - You wanna help me? 你自己也有自己的事情要搞定 [12:56.65]需要我帮忙吗? [12:58.71]Then go in there and talk to Tyler and try and get better. 你想帮我吗? Daniel [12:59.44]那就回那里去 和Tyler谈谈 努力让自己好起来 [13:10.79]No! Don't do it. 不! [13:13.32]Barbra didn't cut her nails to play Yentl. Why should you? 别剪! [13:14.31]芭芭拉.史翠珊(著名演员)演“Yentl” (杨朵 83的电影)时都没剪掉指甲 [13:16.46]l have no choice. lf l don't cut them, Valerie fails me. - 你干嘛要剪? - 我没得选择 [13:19.79]Then she is a disgrace to cosmetology. 如果我不剪掉它们 Valerie就会当掉我 [13:20.15]那她就是在玷污美容这个行当 [13:21.90]You know what, Mom? She's your Mr. Weaver. 你知道吗 妈妈? 她不过就跟Weaver先生一样 [13:24.97]Your drama teacher? What'd he do now? 你的戏剧老师? [13:28.20]He cast Joey Colano as Tony in West Side Story. 他又怎么了? [13:28.84]他让Joey Colano扮演 “西区故事”里的Tony [13:31.21]- Well, what part do you play? - (sighs) l'm his understudy. 哦 那你演什么呢? [13:34.10]- 我是他的替补 - 哦 真对不起 [13:35.88]- l'm sorry. - But this isn't about me. [13:38.58]This is about you. 但我要说的不是我 是你 [13:39.85]You're a grownup, Mom. You can do whatever you want. 你已经是大人了 妈妈 [13:42.85]- Yeah. - Yeah. 你可以爱怎么做就怎么做 [13:44.89]Yeah, screw that place! l quit! 是啊 [13:44.86]是的 [13:45.77]是啊 去它妈的那个鬼地方! [13:48.09]Now go get me my ''Fiji Sunset.'' Mommy needs a touchup. 我不干了! [13:48.26]去把我的“斐济日落”(指甲油)拿来 [13:50.65]妈妈要补补色 [13:52.86]- (alarm buzzes) - (cell door slams) [13:54.93]Oh, my God. ls that a bruise? Where did you get that? 哦 天啊 这是肿了吗? [13:58.67]- Yoga. - (prison guard) Hey, no touching. - 怎么搞的啊? - 瑜伽弄的 [14:00.10]嘿 不许身体接触 [14:02.00]Come on, Mom. You don't have to act tough for me. Are you OK? 好了 妈妈 不用在我面前装坚强 你在这里还好吗? [14:04.94]Please, this is cake. How many rehabs have l been through? - 拜托 这算什么 - 我都经历过多少大风大浪了? [14:09.88]At least here you can score a decent glass of toilet wine. 至少在这里还能得到一杯不错的“马桶酒” (监狱犯人用马桶水箱发酵自制而成的酒) [14:13.38]So what's bothering you? [14:15.55]Aside from the fact that my mother's drinking toilet wine? - 你有什么烦心的事? - 除了我妈妈在喝“马桶酒”之外? [14:20.55]lt's Rodrigo. l think l'm falling for him. 是Rodrigo [14:23.51]我想我爱上他了 [14:25.16]He wants me to move to Rio. 他想让我搬去里约热内卢 [14:27.90]- And what do you want? - l don't know. - 你怎么想呢? - 我不知道 [14:31.40]Honey, as hard as it's been with your father and me over the years, 宝贝 就算是在你爸爸和我度过的那些 艰难时光 我们也总是互相扶持的 [14:34.90]we've always stood by each other. [14:37.07]And if you feel that you've found that with somebody, 如果你觉得是碰上了真命天子 那就随他走到天涯海角吧 [14:40.24]you follow him wherever he goes. [14:43.41]Also, Brazilian men... caliente. 还有 巴西男人… [14:47.88]Oh, Mom. 狂野性感 [14:48.51]噢 妈妈 [14:51.39]Just... don't completely disappear on me again. 只是… 不要在我面前又杳无音讯了 [14:55.56]l won't, Mom. l should go. 我不会的 妈妈 [14:58.40]我该走了 [15:00.29]Try and be more careful with the yoga next time, OK? 下次练瑜伽的时候多小心一些 好吗? [15:11.61]You're in my seat, fish. 你坐了我的位置 新来的 [15:17.31]Hello, Yoga. 你好 Yoga(瑜伽) [15:20.85]You think the hat is too much for prison? 你觉得这个帽子不适合戴着去监狱? [15:22.92]lt looked OK when you wore it to visit Martha. 唔 你戴着去拜访Martha时还不错 [15:25.25]l was trying to detract from that God-awful sweater she knitted me. 我是想把注意力从她给我织的 那件可怕的毛衣上转移开来 [15:28.59]Why are you going to visit that gangly old boozehound Claire anyway? 再说 你干嘛要去看那个 瘦兮兮的老酒鬼Claire啊? [15:32.06]Because Bradford refuses to divorce her, and l refuse to accept it. 因为 Bradford不想和她离婚 而我也不能接受 [15:36.43]So l'm thinking 所以我想 也许我能 说服Claire和他离婚 [15:37.90]maybe l can convince Claire to divorce him. [15:43.54]Will you be back in time for that luncheon for the homeless children? 等等 [15:45.37]你能赶回来参加那个 为孤儿们举行的午宴吗? [15:47.01]Well, if l'm not, make sure they get their free hair products. 哦 要是我回不来 记得要让他们都拿到免费的护发品 [15:50.04]Priorities, Marc. Priorities. 事有轻重缓急 Marc [15:53.38]l still have so much to learn. 轻重缓急 [15:55.72]You seek out sex so you won't have to deal with your problems. 看来我要学的还多着呢 [15:56.54]你一味的去追求性生活 借此来逃避问题 [15:58.92]l think you're reading too much into this. 拜托 你想太多了 [16:01.19]l just really like having sex. 我只是非常喜欢做爱 [16:03.32]You gotta put your brakes on, man. Face your life. 是时候踩踩刹车了 老兄 [16:06.23]Can l just face it tomorrow? l have a really hot date tonight. Look. - 面对生活 - 听着 我明天再面对行吗? [16:07.77]我今晚约的人相当火暴 [16:10.20]瞧 [16:12.13]She's a model. Plus, she's allergic to pants. 她是个模特 还有 她讨厌穿裤子 [16:15.50]Seriously, she can't keep 'em on. 真的 她穿不了裤子 [16:17.64]- What's her name? - Marla. 她叫什么名字? [16:20.27]Marla what? Marla [16:20.53]Marla 姓什么? [16:24.55]Look, that's my point. lf you're serious about getting help, 听好 我要说的是 [16:27.61]why don't you and Marla go out on a sexless date? 如果你是真的想寻求帮助的话 不如先和Marla来个无性约会? [16:30.08]You mean, like, talking? 你是说 比如 聊天? [16:31.82]Either you take a stand right now, or it gets worse. 你得赶快摆正心态 不然问题会更严重 [16:37.56](medieval music plays) [16:41.83](crowd cheering) [16:46.07]Greetings, lords and ladies. 女士们先生们 各位好 [16:48.60]'Tis mine honor to warmly welcomest thou to the Middle Ages. 恭迎诸位大驾光临中世纪 [16:52.97]Squire Josh Weinstock at thy service. 领主Josh Weinstock悉听诸位吩咐 [16:56.78]Here are your complimentary crowns. 请接受赠与的王冠 [16:59.55]Enjoy yon merriment. 尽情享乐吧 [17:05.52]The sooner you tackle that horsy, 好的 Betty 你尽快搞定那匹马 [17:07.45]the sooner l tackle something in a codpiece. 我会尽快搞定一个穿遮羞布的(指男人) (中世纪男子短裤前面所悬的袋状物) [17:10.52]This is gonna be the easiest thousand bucks l've ever earned. 这将是我挣到的最轻松的1000块 [17:15.43]- (man screaming) - (whinnying) [17:18.93]l think thou might be screwed. 我想 非尔所能及啊 [17:27.34](Hilda) Will you people stop pushing Acapulco? 阿卡普尔科港不接受旅客出入了? [17:29.94]He needs to go to Guadalajara for his visa. 他得去瓜达哈拉纳等待签证 [17:32.85]Don't you have some sort of a special fare? 你们难道就没有什么特价票吗? [17:35.32]- What if l put him in a pet carrier? - Hey. 哦 那我把他装到宠物篮里怎样? [17:38.12]Thank you. You have been absolutely no help, hijo de la gran... 嗨 [17:39.03]哦 谢谢 [17:41.29]- (clears throat) - ...perra. 你什么忙都没帮上 你这这个狗-- [17:43.84]杂种(西语hijo de la-- perra) [17:45.69]You know, it's not worth all this. 要知道 用不着这样 [17:47.43]Stop it. We gotta get the money for your ticket. 爸爸 别说了 [17:49.93]Hilda, l don't have to go. l've been living here for 30 years already. 我们得搞到钱给你买机票 [17:50.61]Hilda 我不一定得去 [17:52.27]我已经在这里住了30年 [17:54.33]- What if l just stayed? - No, you have to go. 我不走又能怎样? [17:55.85]不 你必须得去 [17:57.57]Look. ''You must return to your country of origin, 瞧 “你必须回到出生国 重新 合法进入本国” 不然你就玩完了 [18:00.31]and reenter this country legally,'' or you're screwed. [18:04.51]OK, well, it doesn't say ''screwed,'' but, Papi, you will be. 呃 上面当然没说“玩完了” 但是爸爸 那是肯定的 [18:08.52]We don't have the money. 我们没有钱 [18:11.05]This is my problem, not yours and not Betty's. 这是我的问题 跟你无关 也跟Betty无关 [18:16.76]l'm not going. 我不会走 [18:31.41]So much to make fun of, l don't know where to begin. 好玩的太多了 真不知道该从何下手啊 [18:35.58]- This is so gay. - No, it's not. - 这里真娘娘腔 - 不 才没有呢 [18:42.45]Oh, my God. There it is. 哦 天哪 在那儿 [18:43.82]Greetings, lords and ladies. 女士们先生们 大家好 [18:45.95]Welcome to the Middle Ages, a magical journey through time. 欢迎来到中世纪-- 享受一段穿越时空的魔幻旅程 [18:50.46]- Hey, that's not you. - l've been de-wenched. - 嘿 那不是你啊 - 我被人“招待”了(换人了) [18:53.13]- Now you don't have to be embarrassed. - No. No, they put in a younger girl. 这下好了 不是吗? 现在你不用觉得尴尬了 [18:55.64]不 [18:57.53]Kids under 1 2 eat free on Sundays. 不 他们换了个更年轻的女孩儿 [18:58.36]12岁以下的儿童周日免费 [19:00.07]- l'm too old? - l'm not following. - 怎么 我现在很老了吗? - 我不敢苟同 [19:01.90]l'm going nowhere at Mode, and now l'm apparently too old to be a wench. 我可是一直在“时尚”混的人 可现在也还是太老了 当不了女招待 [19:05.87]How long before l'm too old to be a receptionist? 我离老到当不了前台还有多久呢? [19:12.25]Sure, today l'm the eye candy, but tomorrow l'll be old candy, 没错 今天我还是个“可人儿”(Eye candy) (原意为 孩子的眼睛离不开店里的糖果) [19:16.02]old, hard, wrinkly candy covered in lint. 明天就会成为“老人儿”(Old candy)-- (过期的糖果什么的 反正没人要了) [19:16.53]又老又干满是皱纹 还没有自知之明 (过期糖果包在烂糖纸里 还以为有人要) [19:19.15]- Are you having a stroke? - Maybe. l'm old enough. 你中风了?(说胡话呢) [19:21.13]有可能啊 我年纪大了 [19:24.16]- (rider yells) - (crowd cheers) [19:30.30]- (Squire Josh) Next rider! - l have to get out of here. [19:32.93]- This was a big mistake. - Don't give up. 我还是闪吧 真是大错特错 [19:35.00]Maybe there's a drinking contest. l've won those. 先别放弃嘛 说不定有喝酒比赛呢 [19:37.54](cell phone rings) 我以前赢过(苏格兰人喝酒很厉害) [19:41.98]Hello? - 喂? - 马上回家 快点 [19:43.04]- Get home now. - What's wrong? [19:45.28]l know you have your whole Secretaries Day party. - 怎么了? - 我知道你今天有秘书节派对 [19:47.78]- Administrative Pro... - Shut up. l need you home now. - 是行政… - 闭嘴 我要你现在就回来 [19:51.12]- Papi, flipping out. - l'm totally calm. 爸爸? 他昏头了 [19:53.59]You're flipping out! He is threatening not to go to Mexico. - 我现在很冷静 - 你昏头了! [19:56.56]He says we can't afford it, so he's just gonna give up. 他威胁说不回墨西哥了 [19:57.17]他-- 他说 你知道 我们也负担不起 所以他就-- 他就要放弃 [20:00.13]You gotta come home. You gotta help me talk some sense into him. 你必须回家来 帮我跟他讲讲大道理 [20:03.40]Tell him l'm coming home, and l'm bringing the money for his ticket. 跟他说我马上回去 会把机票的钱带回去 [20:15.78]- So let me make you a cup of coffee. - Get in here. (giggles) 好吧 我来帮你倒杯咖啡 [20:19.08]No, no, no, no, no. No bedroom. Come on. 噢 进来 [20:20.00]不 不 不 不 不 别去卧室 好不好 [20:21.82]We're having fun. We're talking. 我们-- 我们很开心 我们聊天吧 [20:23.88]- l wanna get to know the inner you. - Let me show it to you. - 我希望能了解-- 你的内心 - 那我就给你看看 [20:27.09]You don't have to do that. 你不用 呃 那样做 [20:28.89]Why don't we play a game, use our minds? 不如咱们玩个游戏? [20:31.12]- Yeah! - Look, chess. Perfect. - 动动脑子 - 好啊! [20:32.91]看 象棋 太好了 [20:34.60]- These are... - Condoms. l'm good at that game. - 这是… - 避孕套-- 玩这个我很在行哟 [20:40.37]There's TV. How about that? 看电视吧 怎么样? [20:42.77]The Notebook. l love that movie. “笔记本”-- 我喜欢这部电影 (“the Notebook” 一部爱情电影) [20:44.84]Oh, my God. That scene in the rain makes me wanna get naked. 哦 天哪 那雨中的场景令我欲火焚身 [20:49.21]- Or Hotel Rwanda. - Daniel, what's the deal? 要不 呃 “卢旺达酒店”怎样? (以卢旺达屠杀为背景的影片) [20:52.58]The last time we got together, we didn't even make it out of the cab. Daniel 你怎么了? [20:53.37]上次我们在一起的时候 在出租车里就忍不住了 [20:57.12]l'm just trying to have a different kind of night. 我只是想试试不同的夜生活方式 [21:01.29]Look, can l ask you a question? 我能问你个问题吗? [21:04.22]Seriously, do you think l'm addicted to sex? 说真的 你有没觉得我太过沉迷于… [21:07.76]Yeah. 性爱了? [21:09.76](grunts, groans) 没错! [21:11.30]- (Squire Josh) Next rider! - Hey, Betty. [21:14.23]- Hi. - lsn't this place great? 嘿 Betty [21:16.27]- Usually mutton is so dry. - Uh-huh. 嗨 [21:15.59]这个地方是不是棒极了? [21:16.91]光吃羊肉太干了点 [21:20.34]Oh, my God. You're gonna tame the jousting steed? 噢 天哪 你要去驯服那匹战马? [21:22.94]Yeah. Yeah, it's no big deal. 没错 是啊 没什么大不了 我的大腿… [21:25.01]l have thighs of... Never mind. [21:28.52]Maybe we should just go play darts instead. Much safer. - 当我没说 - 也许咱们去玩射镖比较好 [21:32.32]No, no, no, no, no. l have to do this. - 比较安全 - 不 不 不 不 不 [21:35.36]- Why? - lt's complicated. - 呃 我就要玩这个 - 为什么? [21:36.76]She needs money to help her father. - 现在说不清楚 - 她需要钱来搞定她爸爸的事 [21:42.76]- Look. We're all out of drinks. - (Henry) You're not doing this. 哦 瞧瞧 咱们没喝的了 [21:46.20]- Henry... - l'll do it. - 你别去 - Henry [21:47.63]- What? - Next rider. - 让我来 - 什么? [21:48.94]But l can't let you do this. 我- 我不能让你这么做 [21:51.47]Betty, my grandparents had horses. Betty 我爷爷奶奶以前养过马 [21:54.24]l was allergic to them, but l used to watch them out the window all the time. 我从来没有靠近过 因为我会过敏 但我经常透过窗户看它们 [21:57.84]Let me do this for you. 就让我替你来吧 [21:58.98]- (rider groans) - (crowd yells) [22:02.15]OK. 嗯 那好吧 [22:07.89](cell phone rings) [22:11.26]Hello. 喂 [22:12.99]l told you l was gonna be at the Middle Ages. 我跟你说过我会来中世纪(俱乐部)的 [22:15.26]Well, yeah, Betty's here. lt's... 是啊 Betty在这里 [22:17.40]Charlie, we are not having this conversation again. Charlie 咱们就不要再谈这些了 [22:20.73]Will you excuse me for a second? l'll be right back. 失陪一下好吗? 我马上回来 [22:25.11]Charlie says hi. Charlie问你好 [22:34.08]l know l'm the last person you wanna see, Claire. 我知道我是你最不想见到的人 Claire [22:37.22]lt's just that it's about Bradford. 只不过 这是为了Bradford [22:40.19]He's just been so depressed. 他很沮丧 [22:42.46]His wife's in prison. 他的妻子进了监狱 [22:44.52]Wouldn't that make you just the tiniest bit depressed? 难道这都不会让人 觉得有那么一点点的沮丧吗? [22:48.43]- Of course. - Why are you really here? - 当然会了 - 你到底是来干什么的? Wilhelmina [22:50.63]You're nothing but a selfish bitch. 你这个自私的贱人 [22:54.37]Pardon my language. Prison has hardened me. 哦 请原谅我用词不当 [22:58.07]Claire, l'm simply a concerned observer. 监狱生活让我强硬了不少 [22:58.64]Claire 我是旁观者清 [23:00.87]Just because your life has been put on hold 你的生活现在是暂时止步不前了 那不代表Bradfords的生活也该如此啊 [23:04.21]doesn't mean Bradford should have to be. [23:08.88]You poor, stupid woman. 啊 你这个可怜的蠢女人 [23:12.32]Look at those toes. 看看你的脚趾头 [23:15.72]You're sleeping with him. 你跟他上床了 是吗? [23:17.29]Well, l certainly hope you don't think it means anything. 我希望你千万别把那当回事儿 [23:21.16]lt's hardly an exclusive club. 他对你的感情连“情有独衷”都算不上 [23:23.13]Well, if that were true, dear, 是吗 如果那是真的 亲爱的 那么 [23:25.20]then why on earth would you have to cut the brakes in Fey's car? 你到底为什么 要把Fey汽车的刹车给剪断呢? [23:30.10]Or were you threatened... 要么是你觉得受到了威胁… [23:34.14]...like now? 就像现在一样? [23:38.68]Listen to me... 听我说 你这个婊子! [23:41.25]...you slut. [23:42.75]There's a hundred women in here 这里有上百个女人 我可以让她们 为了一包薄荷糖就撕烂你的喉咙 [23:44.62]l could have slit your throat for a pack of menthols, [23:47.35]and l've got a whole carton in my cell. 我房间里就有整整一箱 [23:49.92]Stay away from my husband, 离我丈夫远点儿 你这个 自甘堕落的人渣 不然你就死定了! [23:52.66]you degenerate piece of human filth, or you're dead! [23:55.83]You hear me? Dead! 听到没有? 你死定了! [24:01.80]Willie? willie? [24:03.24]What? Now? 什么? [24:05.61]- Hey, Grandma. - Hi. 现在? [24:06.28]- 嘿 大妈 - 嗨 [24:07.91](Squire Josh) Next up to ride the steed, Sir Henry Grubstick! 下一位骑士 Henry Grubstick先生! [24:12.35]Oh, no, no, no, no, no. Henry! 哦 不 不 不 不 不 [24:15.18]Charlie, this is crazy. Will you stop being so jealous? Henry! [24:15.85]Charlie 这也太没谱了 你能不能别再吃醋了? [24:17.98]- Henry! - (Josh) Last call for Sir Grubstick. Henry! [24:19.44]最后一遍 Grubstick先生! [24:25.49]- l'm Sir Grubstick. - (crowd cheers) 我就是Grubstick先生 [24:27.93]Hello. 你好 [24:40.01]Look, l couldn't do it. 你瞧 我做不到 [24:44.08]We had sex during Hotel Rwanda. 我们看着“卢旺达酒店”也能做爱 [24:47.35]OK, that is a first. 好吧 那-- 那只是个开始 但我跟你说 要突然改变也很困难 [24:49.68]But cold turkey is hard. They don't make a patch for this. [24:52.69]lt will take every ounce of willpower you have. 也没有什么灵丹妙药 你必须竭尽全力 [24:55.76]l don't think l can do this. 我觉得我做不到 [25:00.63]l have a confession to make. Five years ago, l was where you are right now. Daniel 我跟你直说吧 [25:03.64]5年前 我也跟你处于相同的处境 [25:05.90]- l doubt that, Tyler. - Skipping work, ignoring my friends. 我不相信 Tyler [25:08.34]逃避工作 忽略朋友 [25:11.04]l left my family on Christmas Eve to go to a strip club. 我在圣诞节前夜离开家人 去了一家脱衣舞俱乐部 [25:14.17]What am l supposed to do? 我该怎么做? [25:16.01]Focus on other things. 做点能帮你集中精神的事情 [25:18.41]Like what, stamp collecting? 比如什么? 集邮吗? [25:22.08]You wanna know how l got through? 你想知道我是怎么过来的吗? [25:28.56]- What is this? - Something l found overseas. 这是什么? [25:30.32]我在国外找到的 [25:33.23]Next time, instead of sex, this is your distraction. 下次 要是有了欲望 就拿它挡挡 [25:39.17](Squire Josh) Hear ye! Hear ye! Behold Sir Grubstick! 诸位请看! 诸位请看! [25:41.69]看啊-- Grubstick先生! [25:45.04]- lt's Betty Suarez. - OK, Betty. Good luck. 呃 应该是Betty… Suarez [25:47.39]好的 Betty 呃 祝你好运 [25:53.01]You're gonna break the horse, Betty. 你会把马弄坏的 Betty [25:55.08]You get it? 'Cause she's fat, right? Lock it up. - 懂我意思吗? 她太胖了 不是吗? - 等着瞧吧! [25:59.59](crowd cheers) [26:10.43]Oh! (yells) [26:11.77]Boo! 哦 天哪! [26:18.57](Squire Josh) Ten seconds to go! 还有10秒! [26:21.98](crowd) Ten, nine... 10 9… [26:25.18]Eight, seven... [26:28.21]six, five... 6… [26:30.92]four, three... 5 4 3… [26:33.25](grunts, gasps) 2… [26:34.35]- (crowd yells, groans) - (Nick laughs) [26:38.33](Henry) Oh, my God. Betty? Are you OK? Betty? 哦 天哪 Betty? [26:41.29]你还好吧? Betty? [26:45.73]l couldn't do it. 我没有做到 [26:49.27](Nick) That's right. You got a piece of the Pep. 那就对了 你就那么点精神 [26:51.94]- Drop a pound. - (Henry) What's the matter with you? 也就只够砰一声掉下来! [26:55.31]- She could've been hurt. - Whatever. Brace Face jacked my yogurt. 你这人怎么说话的啊? 她差点受伤了 [26:56.63]我管她啊 牙套妹偷了我的酸奶 [27:05.12]My lords! All quarrels in the Middle Ages are settled one way, 嗨- 呀! 先生们! [27:06.90]中世纪解决口角的办法只有一个-- [27:10.12]on the log... 圆木对决… [27:12.86]...or we lose our liquor license. 不然我们会丢掉酒水经营执照的 [27:15.56](crowd chanting) Log! Log! Log! Log! Log! Log! 决斗! [27:16.47]决斗! [27:17.11]决斗! [27:18.80]Oh, it's about to get nerd nasty. 决斗! [27:18.33]决斗! [27:18.83]决斗! [27:19.49]哦 低级趣味要上演了 [27:22.58]决斗! [27:25.47]Bradford thinks his wife isn't really a monster. Bradford认为他老婆不是悍妇 [27:29.04]So let's show him what she's capable of. 那就让他看看他老婆有多悍 [27:31.71]l want you to hit me as hard as you can. 我要你使出你吃奶的劲儿打我 [27:34.48]Willie, isn't that a little extreme, even for you? Willie 这有点太过了吧 即使对你来说? [27:37.75]Don't pretend you've never wanted to do it. Now's your chance. 别假装你不想打我 [27:39.99]现在你的机会来了 [27:43.09]- This isn't a trap? - Go for it. - 这是个圈套么? - 打我啊! [27:47.99]Hit me like a man, you pansy. 拿出点男人的样子来打我啊 你这个娘娘腔! [27:53.23]- Wilhelmina Slater. - l need visible bruises, damn it. - Wilhelmina Slater - 我要的是明伤 该死的! [27:57.77]Who do you think made sure you didn't get a raise the past two years? 你觉得是谁搞得 你这两年死也不加薪的? [28:01.68]Who do you think cut your vacation time? 你以为是谁克扣了你的假期呢? [28:04.38]Who do you think broke into your computer 你认为是谁侵入你的电脑 取消了你订阅的dudecruise.com? [28:07.25]and canceled your subscription to dudecruise.com? [28:21.09]Harder. 再狠点 [28:33.64]- ( Queen: We Will Rock You) - (crowd chants) [28:35.36]*we will, we will rock you* [28:51.46]Henry, look, l know you believe in all this chivalry stuff. Henry 我知道你相信骑士精神这些东西 但你真的不必捍卫我的荣誉 [28:54.79]- But you don't have to defend my honor. - Yes, l do. [28:56.84]不 我要 [29:00.97]Don't forget your crown. 别忘了你的王冠 [29:10.24]Romantic little banger, isn't he? 这小子够浪漫的 不是吗? [29:15.22]Let's have a nice, clean fight. 公平竞争 合理决斗 [29:16.95]No punching, no kicking, no hitting below thy belt. 不准拳打 不准脚踢 不准攻击腰下部位 [29:19.92]Let's do this, beyotch. 来吧 贱人 [29:22.52](crowd cheers) [29:29.90](Nick laughs) [29:31.93](Nick groans) [29:42.91](Henry and Nick grunting) [29:53.52](Nick screams, grunts) [29:57.06]l am unmanned. 我完了! [30:03.43](heroic flourish playing) [30:13.07](crowd yells) [30:17.38]Boo to the black knight. 哦 快嘘那个黑骑士! [30:21.92]Give him a right hook! 上啊! 给他一记右钩拳! [30:24.42]Come on, Henry! (screams) 上啊 Henry! 给他来记狠狠的… [30:29.50]哦 不! [30:31.83](Nick yells, grunts) [30:34.06]He's done! l'm the winner! l'm the winner! Yeah! Yeah! 他完蛋了! 我是赢家! [30:37.70]Stop! Stop him! 我是赢家! 我是赢家! [30:38.22]住手! 别打了! [30:41.00]- Henry! - (Nick cheers) Yeah! He's done! Henry! [30:43.38]他完了! [30:46.17]- Did l win? - Oh, my God. l'm so sorry. 我赢了吗? [30:48.03]哦 天哪 真对不起 [30:49.84]l love you. 我爱你 [30:57.35]Henry. Henry. Henry Henry 你刚刚是不是说“我爱你”? [31:00.05]Did you just say ''l love you''? Henry, wake up! What did you say? [31:02.28]Henry 醒醒! 你说什么了? [31:04.66]- Ow. - Oh, l'm sorry. [31:06.59]对不起 [31:10.33]- Charlie? - No, it's Betty. Charlie? [31:13.27]No, it's Charlie. 不 是… 是Betty [31:13.80]不 是Charlie [31:16.80]Oh... Um... Hi. 哦… 嗯… 嗨 [31:20.31]How long have you been here? 你… 你来多久了? [31:22.48]Long enough to wonder why my boyfriend's defending you. 时间足够想清楚 为什么 我的男朋友会因为保护你而受伤 [31:25.65]No, no, you don't understand. lt's not what it looks like. 不 不 你不明白 [31:28.40]嗯 事情不是你看到的样子 [31:30.28]l'm not stupid, Betty, OK? l've seen the way he looks at you. 我不蠢 Betty 好吗? 我看见他看你的眼神了 [31:33.79]Look, l swear, l didn't mean for this to happen. 听着 我发誓 我没想到会这样 [31:36.89]Maybe you didn't, 也许你没有 [31:38.96]but there's a reason that fairy tales don't have two princesses. 但童话故事里不能有两个公主 是有原因的 [31:42.83]He's my boyfriend, so back off, Betty. 他是我的男朋友 所以走开吧 Betty! [31:54.14]- (Rodrigo) You serious? - (Alexis) Yes. l'm coming to Brazil. - 你说真的? - 是的 我要去巴西! [31:58.11]We need to celebrate. Pour some more champagne. 哦 我们要庆祝一下 [32:00.98]l'll light some candles and run us a bath. 呃 再多倒点香槟 我去点蜡烛 然后我们洗鸳鸯浴 [32:03.35]Cheesy, but it works. 好俗啊 但我喜欢 [32:15.50]- Everything is going according to plan. - You're sure she agreed to leave? - 一切都按部就班 - 你确定她要走? [32:19.30]l promise, Bradford. She'll be gone. 我保证 Bradford 她会走的 [32:21.63]She's coming to Brazil, and l don't think she'll want to come back. 她要去巴西 而且我认为 她这一走就不会回来了 [32:32.61]lt is you. l can't believe it. 是… 是你啊 真不敢相信 [32:35.92]You're the old serving wench. l'm the new serving wench. 你是那个老的女招待 我是新的女招待 [32:39.02]l know who you are. You replaced me. 我知道你是谁 你取代了我 [32:41.75]- Step off, Skipper. - l didn't wanna replace you. - 滚一边去 小丑 - 我… 我没想取代你 [32:44.26]l totally meant my performance as a homage to yours. 我的表演完全是在向你致敬 [32:47.16]- Did Marc put you up to this? - Does Marc work at Mode with you? - 是Marc让你来玩我的? - Marc是你在“时尚”的同事吗? [32:50.80]- Are you his boss? - Kind of. 你是他的老板? [32:54.03]You guys are so fancy. You must get to meet all the big stars. - 算是吧 - 你们真是太赞了 [32:57.54]Well, l did get a water for Brad Pitt once. 你肯定见过所有的大明星 [32:58.29]哦 我… 确实曾经给Brad Pitt倒过水 [33:02.58]Still have the bottle. 瓶子我还留着呢 [33:10.35]l know you were on the phone with my father. 我知道你跟我父亲通电话了 [33:13.05]Amor, it is just business. 哦 亲爱的 只是谈生意而已 [33:14.59]- Like our relationship? - What are you talking about? - 比如我们俩的关系? - 你在说什么? [33:17.86]My father paid you to seduce me so l'd go back to Brazil with you. 我爸雇你来勾引我 这样我就会跟你回巴西 [33:22.06]Alexis, wait. Alexis 等等 [33:24.93]l may be a woman, but l still know how to hit like a man. 虽然我现在是个女人… [33:26.85]但我还是知道 怎样象个男人一样打架 [33:48.72]- Relax. Betty said she'd get the money. - l told you, l'm not going. 别烦了 Betty说她已经弄到钱了 [33:52.76]Papi, this is crazy. Why wouldn't you wanna go? 我跟你说过 我不走了 [33:53.41]哎呀 老爸 你在胡说些什么 你干嘛不想走啊? [33:56.73]Lawyers make a lot of promises. 律师许了一大堆承诺 [33:58.97]l don't know what's gonna happen. l may not be able to get back. 但到了那边以后的事情 谁也说不准 [34:02.54]Would you stop talking like that? 也许我就回不来了 [34:03.30]拜托你别再这么说了好吗? [34:04.90]You need to be prepared to step up, mija. 你得为将来做好准备 亲爱的 [34:07.64]What? l mean, Betty's... - 什么? 我是说 Betty已经… - 别提Betty了 [34:09.44]No Betty. You need to pull it together. You're the oldest. [34:11.85]你得考虑周全 你是老大 [34:13.55]You have a son, you're out of a job, and you just quit beauty school. 你还有个儿子 [34:15.51]你没有工作 还刚刚踢掉了美容学校 [34:17.42]Well, l didn't wanna quit. OK? But they stopped appreciating all of this. 我也不想这样 好吗? [34:20.48]但他们就是… 不再欣赏我了 [34:22.16]You're an adult, Hilda. 你不是小孩子了 Hilda [34:23.69]l'm not going anywhere until l know you're able to take care of this family. 我哪儿都不去 除非看见 你能挑起这个家的担子 [34:52.59]He said it, Christina. l know he did. How could he leave with her? 他说了 Christina 我听见他说了 [34:56.46]Maybe that twit Nick Pepper scrambled his brains. 但他怎么还要跟她走呢? [34:57.13]也许Nick Pepper那个白痴 打昏了他的脑袋 [34:59.46]lt doesn't matter what he said because he chose her. 他说什么又有什么用 他最终还是选择了她 [35:02.26]She moved 3,000 miles to be with him. He's just doing the honorable thing. 因为她飞越了三千英里 来跟他在一起 [35:06.10]He's a good guy, which is why you fell for him. 他的做法也是情理之中 [35:06.85]他是个好人 所以你才第一眼就看上了他 [35:09.04]l know. 我知道 [35:10.37]Why do you need a boyfriend anyway? They're overrated. 再说了 你要男朋友干什么? 啊 他们都配不上你 [35:13.14]l don't need one. lt was just... 我不需要 只是… [35:14.84]lt was nice, you know, having somebody rescue me for a change. 那种感觉很好 要知道 换了别人来救我自己 [35:22.48]- Especially him. - Do you wanna know the truth? 尤其是他 [35:26.39]You can take care of yourself, princess. 你要听实话吗? [35:27.13]你自己能搞定自己 公主 [35:33.69]- (Nick) Watch me pound this brew, bro. - Chug! Chug! Chug! 看我把这酒一口干了 伙计! [35:37.56]Yes! (laughs) 干! 干! 干! [35:39.07]You want some Pepper? You're gonna get the spice. 搞定 [35:40.38]来点胡椒 你就辣味十足了! (Nick的姓为Pepper 意为胡椒) [35:42.57]Secretaries Day! (laughs) 秘书节! [35:46.07]lt's ''Administrative Professionals Day.'' 是行政人员节! [35:48.71]What's up, yogurt thief? Where's Sir Dorko to defend your honor? 不爽啊? 偷酸奶的! [35:50.79]女巫Dorko先生(游戏“吸血鬼”里的人物) 怎么不来捍卫你的荣誉? [35:53.85](laughs) ''Sir Dorko.'' That was awesome. 女巫Dorko先生-- 你太有才了 [36:01.35]Hey, Nick. 嘿 Nick [36:03.39](Nick grunts, groans) [36:05.69]l can defend myself. Thank you. 我能自己捍卫自己 [36:08.39](crowd cheers) 拜你所赐 [36:16.64]( Survivor: Eye of the Tiger) [36:24.88]What are you doing here, Suarez? 你来干嘛? Suarez [36:26.58]l'm finishing this course so l can take care of my family. 我要学完这段课程 我才能养活一家人 [36:29.55]l was hoping l scared you off. 我还以为把你吓跑了呢 [36:31.62]l'm not a kid. l don't scare that easy. 我又不是小孩子 怎么会被轻易吓跑呢 [36:35.56]OK, people. We're being timed on this, starting now. 好了 各位 [36:36.92]我们从现在开始计时 开始 [36:39.86]So brush it high, or say goodbye. 要么高分过关 否则给我滚蛋 [36:50.27]- (hair dryer blowing) - (bell rings) [36:56.08]OK, so your perm checks out, which brings us to nails. 好吧 你的烫发合格 该看看指甲了 [37:01.58]Suarez, is there some reason that your model here doesn't have a manicure? Suarez 你的模特没有做美甲 有什么原因吗? [37:05.32]The test said l had to do a manicure. lt just didn't say on who. 测验要求我必须做美甲 [37:07.34]又没说是给谁做 [37:11.26]l wasn't gonna waste all that hotness on somebody else. 我可不想让肥水流到外人田里去 [37:15.29]- (students gasp) - Ooh... [37:18.00]You guys, it's no big deal. 真靓 [37:18.17]哦 姐妹们 没什么大不了的 [37:20.40]l did all of these one-handed. 我一只手就搞定了 [37:22.27]No way! 哦 真是太棒了 [37:24.57]Pass. 通过 [37:26.84]OK, people, back to work. Show's over. 好了 各位 回去干活 演出结束了! [37:32.71](cell phone rings) [37:34.71]lt's Claire again. 又是Claire [37:39.12]l can't believe she had this done to you. 真不敢相信她竟然打你了 [37:41.19]lt was just so horrible. 真是太可怕了 [37:44.32]Those three thugs pulled me into that alley, 他们三个暴徒… 把我拽到过道里… [37:47.53]and they even tore my Chanel. 他们甚至撕破了我的香奈尔(衣服) [37:50.13]l guess l was wrong about her. She's not the woman l thought she was. 我想我是看错了她了 [37:55.60]- What does that mean? - Our marriage is over. 她不是我想象的那种女人 [37:56.50]什么意思? [37:59.57]l'll talk to the lawyer tomorrow. 我们的婚姻结束了 [38:01.64]There's still this ringing in my ear from the trauma. What did you say? 明天我就跟律师说 [38:02.16]我耳朵的伤到现在还在嗡嗡作响 [38:04.90]你-- 你刚刚说什么? [38:06.55]l'm divorcing Claire. 我要和Claire离婚 [38:08.98]Oh, Bradford. 哦 Bradford [38:12.95]You have no idea how much this means to me. 你不知道这对我来说意味着什么 [38:16.19]Will you be a dear and get me a glass of water? 你能可怜可怜我 帮我倒杯水吗? [38:19.19]l need to take my pain pills. 我… 我得吃止痛药了 [38:26.57](buzzing) [38:35.95]“纽约州立管教所” [38:40.08]Hello? 喂? [38:44.85]Hello? 喂? [38:46.49](Wilhelmina laughs) [38:52.43]ls this Mr. Wolf? 是Wolf先生吗? [38:55.63]l heard you might be able to help me with a problem. 我听说你能帮我解决一些麻烦 [39:00.17]l need it eliminated. 我要他消失 [39:11.48]- Good job, Betty. - Yeah, good arm. 好样的 Betty [39:13.88]- Hey, good job. - Thanks. 没错 好拳 [39:14.25]嘿 干得好 [39:15.86]谢谢 [39:22.66]Way to go, Betty. 干得漂亮 Betty [39:25.96]Betty, can l speak with you for a second? Betty 能和你说几句话吗? [39:28.23]Good morning. You look good today. Therapy suits you. 早上好 [39:29.92]今天你容光焕发 看来治疗还是有效的 [39:32.70]l don't wanna talk about my problems. l'd like to talk about yours, however. 实际上 我不想谈我的问题 [39:34.87]而我想谈的是你的问题 [39:36.87]- l didn't know the yogurt was his. - Not that. 我不知道酸奶是他的 [39:41.01]You've got a very thoughtless boss who didn't realize until last night 不是那个 [39:41.56]显然 直到昨天晚上之前 你的糊涂老板都没有意识到 [39:44.58]that you deserve a lot more than a crappy trophy. 你值得拥有比那个蹩脚的奖杯 更多更好的东西 [39:55.29]- These are tickets. - To Mexico. - 这是机票 - 去墨西哥的-- [39:57.89]For you, your father, and the rest of your family. 给你和你父亲 还有你家里的其他人 [40:00.39]All they had was first class. 都是头等舱 [40:03.06]Hope you don't mind. 我希望你不要介意 [40:06.90]No. No, Daniel. lt's too much. 不 不 Daniel 这太贵重了 [40:09.07]Stop it. You're always there for everyone else. 别说了 [40:11.13]你总是替别人着想 [40:12.84]Let me be there for you. Happy Administrative Professionals Day. 就让我替你想想吧 [40:16.33]行政人员节快乐 [40:17.84]lt's ''Administrative Profe...'' 是行政人… [40:21.28]No, that's right. 不 等等 你说对了 [40:30.06]Thank you. 谢谢你 [40:34.76]Thank you. l'm gonna go call my family. 谢谢你 [40:36.65]我去告诉家里人 [40:46.41]Hilda, it's Betty. Daniel got us tickets to Mexico. (squeals) Hilda 我是Betty [40:48.91]Daniel给我们买了去墨西哥的票 [40:52.18]l know. We're going to Mexico first class. 我知道啊 我们要坐头等舱去墨西哥了! [40:59.45]( Oppenheimer: This ls Not A Test) [41:02.59]*unconventional means non-emotional face* [41:07.99]*they represent real love* [41:14.00]*an adventurous boy,you're an adventurous girl* [41:19.49]*let's get our minds made up* [41:21.81]*made up, made up, made up,made up* [41:24.90]*this ain't the way to get the trouble started* [41:28.48](rattling)

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