丑女贝蒂第一季23

[00:00.00]美剧MP3+LRC 12.09.02 13:56:00 [00:01.00](Hilda) Previously on Ugly Betty: “丑女贝蒂”前情提要… [00:02.70]l love you, Hilda, and l want you to be my wife. 我爱你 Hilda 我要你成为我的妻子 [00:06.37]Any preference for how we make your old man disappear? 对于我们让你老子消失的方式 有何偏好吗? [00:09.20]Six months you'll run Meade Publications. 6个月之内 Meade出版社就会由你掌控 [00:11.27]That's the idea. 要的就是这效果 [00:12.44]l'm divorcing Claire. 我要跟Claire离婚! [00:14.51]You slut. Stay away from my husband! 你这个贱人! 离我丈夫远点! [00:17.65]- l'm so sorry. - l love you. 我很抱歉 [00:20.18]He's my boyfriend, so back off, Betty. 我爱你 [00:20.00]他是我的男朋友 所以走开吧 Betty! [00:24.19]- l'm gonna fight for Henry. - You're not the one in charge. 我要为了Henry而战 [00:27.19]l am the one with pupils that aren't the size of quarters. 又不是只有你一个人管事! [00:27.15]但只有我保持着清醒的头脑! [00:31.03]Left my wallet in the bedroom, just a second. 我把钱夹落在卧室了 稍等一下 [00:33.40]Hey, what the... 嘿 怎么-- [00:35.00]- l won't be going home with you. - What? - 我不跟你们一起回家了 - 什么? [00:37.23]They denied my visa. 他们拒绝给我签证 [00:47.88]Henry, hi. lt's me. Betty... sorry. Henry 嗨 是我 呃 Betty [00:52.51]l never know at what point you can say ''lt's me'' and the other person knows. 抱歉 我- 我不知道到了什么程度 只要说“是我” 别人就知道是谁了 [00:56.42]Anyhow, l'm back from Mexico 不管怎样 我从墨西哥回来了 我真的很想 呃 跟你谈谈 [00:59.02]And l really need to talk to you. [01:02.79]So, just give me a ringle. 所以 呃 给我来个“电Call” 我是说“话我” [01:05.26]l mean a jing. l'm sorry l'm combining jingle and ring. 呃 抱歉 我把“Call我”跟“电话” 混起来了 给我打个电话吧 谢谢! [01:08.33]Just call me. Thanks. [01:10.87]Learn to talk! 学会说话! [01:12.97]- Hi! - Hey, how's Dora the Explorer? 嘿! [01:13.81]爱冒险的小Dora你好吗? 哈? 旅行不错把? 你父亲移民的事情都搞定了吧? [01:16.30]Your trip good? Everything work out with your father? [01:19.21]There were problems. He's still in Mexico. 其实 出了点问题 他还在墨西哥 [01:21.64]Everything's going to be OK. We spoke to the lawyer this morning 但不会有问题的 [01:22.70]我们今天早上刚跟律师通过电话 有很快就能回家了 [01:25.08]and he'll be home soon. Hey, l brought you something. 嘿 我给你买了点东西 [01:28.95]Oh, Betty, you shouldn't have. 哦 Betty 你不是吧… [01:31.65]- Oh, l didn't. This is for Henry. - Lucky guy. 哦 才不是呢 这是给Henry的 [01:34.96]This... is for you. - 幸运的家伙 - 这个… 是给你的 [01:37.46]A rock, wow. 一块石头? 哇哦 [01:39.93]lt's supposed to be mystical. 应该是块有魔力的石头 [01:41.60]The man who sold it to me said it will help on your journey of enlightenment. 卖这石头给我的老人跟我说 它对你的“开窍”过程… [01:46.03]Or with cramps, my Spanish really sucks. 或是痛经有帮助 我的西班牙语真是太抱歉了 [01:48.60]l know how hard you've been working 不管怎样 我知道你为了解决自己以及 其他一些问题 付出了多大的努力 所以… [01:50.61]on cleaning yourself up, so here. [01:54.18]Yeah, that's me. All cleaned up. 给 [01:54.49]是啊 我就是这样 都搞定了 [01:57.11]Daniel, are you wearing makeup? Daniel 你有化装吗? [01:59.01]A guy can't wear a little concealer without being judged? 怎么 一个男人为了避免被人议论 就不能涂点遮瑕霜吗? 这有什么? [02:02.12]- Come on. - You have a black eye. 你的眼睛青了 这- 这是怎么弄的? [02:03.95]How did that happen? 怎么 是Alexis干的吗? 我才走了一个礼拜耶! [02:05.45]Did Alexis do this to you? l've only been gone for a week! [02:08.46]No, it wasn't Alexis. Um... 不 不关Alexis的事 嗯 [02:10.99]lt happened last night... 是昨天晚上的事了 嗯 我在中央公园 救了一个掉进湖里的小孩子 [02:13.06]...l saved this kid who fell in the lake in Central Park. [02:17.37]- What? - l saw this little girl, 什么? [02:19.40]it was a Girl Scout and she had fallen in the lake by the boat house, 我看见那个女孩-- 其实是个小女童子军-- 她在船坞那边掉进湖里了 [02:22.90]l dove in and hit my head on a rock and pulled her out. That was it. 所以我就跳了下去 头撞在石头上了 我把她拉了上来 就是这样 没什么 [02:26.24]- Where are we ordering lunch from? - Wait, Daniel. 咱们今天的午餐从哪儿订啊? [02:28.16]等等 Daniel 你救了别人的命? 你是个英雄! [02:29.71]You saved somebody's life? You're a hero. [02:33.08]OK! OK, it's over. l did my good deed for the year. 好吧 好吧 都结束了 我是说 我完成了今年的好事任务了 [02:36.45]You know what? l have something else for Henry. 知道吗? 我可以拿别的东西给Henry 你配得上这个 [02:39.32]You deserve this. [02:44.59]Gracias. 谢谢 [02:54.27]l thought l smelled jewelry. 我想我闻到珠宝的味道了 是什么啊? [02:57.27]What is that? [02:59.01]That is my way of thanking you for giving me a second chance at happiness. 你给了我第二次获得幸福的机会 这是我对你表达感谢的特别方式 [03:04.38]Wilhelmina, will you spend the rest of your life with me? Wilhelmina 你愿意与我共度余生吗? [03:08.85]Oh, Bradford, you know l will. 哦 Bradford 你知道我会的 [03:18.09]Oh, my. 哦 天哪! 是… 好大一朵花啊! 不是吗? [03:20.46]lt's a big flower, isn't it? [03:23.77]l designed it myself. 是我自己设计的 [03:25.93]lt represents how our love has bloomed. 它象征着我们的爱情之花 [03:32.94]- Happy? - Deliriously. - 高兴吗? - 高兴到爆! [03:37.25]lt's like l'm in a fairy tale. 这就象是 身在童话之中 [03:40.28]And you are my beautiful princess. 你就是我美丽的公主 [03:49.49]Homewrecking slut. 那个败家子的贱人! 我知道她就是 Bradford送来离婚协议的原因 [03:51.59]She's the reason Bradford sent those divorce papers. [03:54.63]Shut it, fish. Just stack up another set of quarters. 闭嘴 新来的! 帮我再加套40磅的 [03:58.93]Forgive me, but are you sure 问问行吗? 瑜珈 你… 你那么肯定 [04:03.17]you don't want to retain just a dash 你就连一丁点女性特质都不想保留吗? [04:06.21]of your femininity? [04:08.44]Rough and beautiful. 强壮而漂亮 [04:12.88]Look, you said you would help me. 听着 你说了你要帮忙的 [04:14.72]My husband won't take my calls, won't see me. 我丈夫不接我的电话 也不来见我 [04:17.12]lf l could get to him, l could save my marriage. 我知道要是我能见到他的话 我就能拯救我们的婚姻 [04:19.59]Relax, fish, all right? 放轻松 新来的 好吗? 明天他们 要把我们转移到北部去的时候就行动 [04:20.96]lt's going down tomorrow when they transfer us upstate. [04:23.96]Four of us in that van. 咱们4个一辆车-- 你 我 绿查特… 无糖雪莉(查特和雪莉都是酒名 这里是外号) [04:25.19]You, me, Chartreuse, and Sugarfree Shirley. [04:33.67]The diabetic? 那个得糖尿病的? [04:35.04]That sweet thing is gonna be the key to our plan. 那个小甜心可是我们计划的关键 [04:41.24]Hello. lt's Alexis Meade. l need to know when you'll be taking care of 你好 我是Alexis Meade 我想知道 您什么时候才会处理-- [04:45.88]the situation with my father. 我父亲的事情? 一直等着 我都要疯了 [04:48.78]This waiting is freaking me out. [04:50.55](man) l told you, it'll happen when it happens. 我说过了 该什么时候就是什么时候 你知道得越少越好 [04:53.02]The less you know, the better. Don't be stupid enough to call me again. 还有 别再蠢兮兮地给我打电话了 [04:58.23]- Have you heard the news? - ls it my father? What happened? - Alexis 你听说了吗? - 关于我父亲吗? 出什么事了? [05:01.46]No. lt's Daniel. 不是 呃 是 Daniel [05:03.83]This Girl Scout fell in a lake in Central Park and Daniel saved her. 有个小女童子军掉进中央公园的湖里了 Daniel跳下去救了她 [05:07.74]He even hit his head on a rock and got a black eye. 他还撞在了石头上 眼睛都青了 [05:10.71]Really? Daniel did that? 是吗? Daniel这么做了? [05:13.37]Look, l know things between you two have been a little rough. 瞧 我知道你们之间闹得有点不开心 [05:16.58]l know you think he's a total screw up, but he is a really good person. 我也知道你觉得他现在一团糟 但他真的是个很好的人 [05:20.52]You're right. Sometimes l do forget that. 你说得没错 有时候我还真忘了这一点 [05:25.32]l think we should acknowledge his heroic efforts, don't you? Betty 我觉得我们应该对于他的 英勇行为做点什么 不是吗? [05:28.76]Cupcakes! Or something even more special like one big cake. 哦! 纸杯蛋糕! 或者来点特别的 比如 一个大蛋糕? [05:33.03]Maybe we can go even bigger. 也许还可以再搞大点 我们应该召开一个新闻发布会 [05:36.66]- We should have a press conference. - Yeah! OK! [05:38.33]是啊! 好啊! 嗯 我马上去办 [05:39.97]l'll get right on it. [05:56.75](imitates bird cawing) - 嘎- 嘎! - 啊! 你死到哪儿去了?! [05:58.65]Where've you been? 我得等到Chiristina去上厕所 [05:59.75]Waiting for Christina to go to the bathroom. [06:02.16]That woman retains water like a two-humped camel. 那女人的储水能力 就象一头双峰骆驼 (驼峰英文为humps 也有做爱的意思) [06:04.93]Speaking of humps, l think l discovered 说到“双峰” 我想我知道 亲爱的 老Fey Sommers用这个秘室是来干啥的了… [06:07.36]what dear old Fey Sommers used this secret room for. [06:12.77]- Look. - No. - 瞧! - 不是吧! [06:15.07]Either that or she had a unique take on casual Fridays. 除了这个 她在每个礼拜五还有特别节目 [06:18.14]You don't think Fey and Bradford would sneak in here and... 你不是认为Fey跟Bradford会藏在这里… [06:21.58]Thank you for that image. Now every time l look, 哦 哦 哦 谢谢你 别再想象了 [06:23.98]l'll picture him trussed up like a goose with a ball gag in his mouth. 现在我只要一看到那老家伙 脑子里就会浮现出 [06:24.84]他被绑得象只圣诞烤鹅 嘴巴里塞着球的样子 [06:27.82]lnhale Ricky Martin, exhale Colin Farrell. 吸气 Ricky Martin(性感拉丁歌手)… 呼气 Colin Farrell(性感男影星) [06:30.72]l still can't get over this place. 我还是无法原谅这个地方 是我的办公区的4倍大 [06:33.59]lt is like four times the size of my studio. [06:36.36]OK, we tell no one about this. 好吧 这事咱们谁也别告诉 [06:38.43]Except for the occasional delivery guy who we lure in to open his packages. 除了我们临时骗来开包裹的快递 [06:42.70]You are a very bad boy. - 呜 你… 真是个坏小子 - 哦 啊 再来 [06:47.10]- Again. - Bad boy. - 哦 坏小子 - 哦 再来 [06:48.44]- Again. - Bad boy. - 坏小子! - 哦 再来 [06:50.04]- Again. - OK, this is creepy, even for us. 好了 就算是我们俩 这也太恶心了 [06:53.37]Can you believe it? That pathetic loser stole my story. 你能想象吗? 那个可悲的窝囊废偷用了我的故事 [06:57.95]Your story? 你的故事? [06:59.01]When l was 1 4, l was the one who rescued a kid from drowning in Central Park. 14岁的时候 是我在中央公园 救了个溺水的孩子 [07:02.92]l even hit my head on a rock. 我还把头撞到石头上了 [07:05.19]So, how do you think Daniel got that shiner? 那么 你觉得Daniel那个黑眼圈 是怎么来的? [07:09.12]Beats me. 我哪知道 [07:10.89]But something tells me he won't want it in the press. 但我有感觉 他并不想召开新闻发布会 [07:19.07]- Daniel! Hi. What are those? - Just a mint. Daniel! 哦! 嗨 那是什么啊? [07:22.67]- l've never seen them so small... - There's Henry. 哦 不过是… 薄荷糖 [07:22.53]是吗? 我还从没见过这么小的呢 [07:25.37]Why don't you go make awkward small talk with your friend? 嘿! Henry来了 干嘛不过去 跟你的小情人聊几句呢? [07:29.38]Oh, my God. Give me a mint. 嗯 哦 天哪! 给我来块薄荷糖 [07:31.78]What? No, you don't need one. 什么? 不不不 你不需要 [07:33.65]Daniel, l just had an onion bagel. Daniel 我刚刚吃了个洋葱百吉饼 [07:35.52]Betty, your breath... is fresh as a daisy. Betty 你的口气… 清新得象雏菊 [07:46.53]Hi. 嗨! [07:48.00]Oh, hi. 哦 嗨 好吧 “电Call”是我现在最喜欢的词了 [07:49.46]OK, ''ringle'' is my new favorite word. [07:52.33]And, for the record, l know it's you when you say ''lt's me.'' 还有 跟你说吧 当你说“是我”的时候 我能听出来是你 [07:57.21]Thanks. - 谢谢! 嗯 咱能谈谈吗… - 好啊! [07:59.64]- Can we talk? - Yeah. [08:02.14]Somewhere private? …找个隐蔽点的地方? [08:08.72]OK, l have something to tell you 好吧 我有事情想要告诉你 也许说了我们之间就完了 [08:10.55]and then l'm probably gonna throw up, so l'm apologizing in advance. 所以我先为此向你道歉 [08:14.82]Could we please just have one minute? 能让我们单独待一小会儿吗? 谢谢 [08:17.26]- Uh-huh. - Thank you. [08:19.59]l did a lot of thinking... 我想了很多… [08:26.50]l did a lot of thinking while l was in Mexico, 我在墨西哥的时候 想了很多 [08:29.07]and l realized you rarely get everything you want in life, 我意识到 人这一辈子 不可能 要什么就能有什么 但要是你不去争取… [08:32.24]but if you don't fight for it then... [08:34.28]...you have even less of a chance. 就连机会都不会有 所以… 我站在了这里 [08:35.94]So, here l am... fighting... [08:37.81]努力… 想得到你 [08:40.05]...for you. [08:41.25]- Wow. - You're still with Charlie, but... 我知道你还和Charlie在一起 但是… [08:44.19]OK, seriously, just 30 more seconds, please? 好吧 这次真的… 再多30秒就好 谢谢了 [08:48.76]l think you and l would be amazing. 我想 你我在一起一定会很棒 Henry [08:50.99]We know what the other one's thinking, 我们- 我们知道对方的心思 我们总是会觉得同一个东西好笑 [08:53.53]and we always laugh at the same things. 只要你走进房间 我就会觉得心跳加速 (原文为You make my mouth go dry) [08:56.20]You make my mouth go dry every time you walk into a room. [09:00.27]- Betty... - The only thing l ask, Betty… [09:02.07]when you reject me, do it quick. 我只求你一件事 那就是 如果你想拒绝 那就快点! [09:04.41]Like ripping a Band-Aid off. 要知道 就象快速撕掉创可贴… 从我心底撕去… [09:07.04]Off of my heart. [09:09.11]l broke up with Charlie. 我跟Charlie分手了 [09:12.25]What? 什么? [09:13.81]Will you forget the stupid copies? There are lives going on in here! 你就不能别管那些该死的复印件了吗?! 我们这里正到紧要关头呢! [09:19.32]- You were saying? - She's not the one for me, Betty. 你说什么? [09:20.52]她不适合我 Betty [09:23.16]There's someone else... 让我心跳加速的另有其人 [09:25.49]...that makes my mouth go dry. [09:28.00]Who is hogging the... (gasps) 是谁霸占着… 呃 真不是时候啊 [09:29.83]- Eww! Dorkus interruptus. - Get out! [09:32.68]- 出去! - 出去! [09:35.34]Hey everyone! Betty's in heat. 嘿 各位! Betty发春了 [09:40.31]我可没想到会搞成这样 [09:42.14]This isn't exactly how l pictured this. [09:45.01]You're right. 没错 我们需要一次真正的约会 [09:46.45]- We need to have a real date. - Our first date? [09:48.10]第一次约会? [09:50.12]The first date. 第一次约会 [09:54.03]那家伙叫什么啊? [09:55.56](man) ls that the guy who looks like C-3PO? 就是那个长得象C-3PO的家伙吗? (C-3PO为电影星球大战里的角色) [09:57.79]- ls tomorrow night at 8:00 OK? - That's great. 明晚8点行吗? [09:59.06]那好极了 [10:01.03]OK. 好吧 [10:35.33]Don't put that in your mouth, l just cleaned my nails with it... kidding. 别把那个放进嘴巴里 我刚刚拿它剔过指甲 [10:38.15]开玩笑的 [10:39.97]They're totally sterile. 那些都消过毒了 [10:42.14]So, Betty Suarez. You're Dr. Farkas' patient? 那么… Betty Suarez 你是Farkas医生的病人 哈? [10:45.24]Yeah, but l'm just here today for a cleaning. 是啊 但我今天只是来做清洗的 [10:48.08]l have my first date tonight with a guy l'm crazy about 我今晚要跟我非常喜欢的男人第一次约会 我希望我的牙齿能闪闪发光 [10:51.08]and l want my teeth to sparkle. [10:52.81]Oh, my God. That is so romantic. 哦 天哪 那真是太浪漫了! [10:56.15]lt's like when Julia Roberts flossed before whoring herself in Pretty Woman. 就象Julia Roberts在出演“风月俏佳人” 之前 先用牙线清理牙齿一样 [11:00.39]Such a great movie. And an important message. 啊 多棒的电影! 也给了大家一个重要的提示 [11:03.72]OK, l just checked her file. She had a cleaning two months ago. 好了 我刚刚查了她的资料 她2个月前刚刚做过清洗 [11:08.03]Her insurance will only cover this every six months. 她的医疗保险只够她6个月洗1次 [11:11.10]Oh, rinse and spit, Angelica. Just put it through. [11:14.00]Where's your sense of romance? She's doing this for the man she loves. 哦 不过是洗洗漱漱 Angelica 就别管那么多了! [11:14.66]你难道不懂浪漫吗? 她为了她所爱的人才这么做的 [11:18.04]- We should give you pink rubber bands. - Oh, yeah, that would be really fun. 我们应该给你换粉红色的橡皮圈 [11:22.28]Dentistry is not about fun. 真的啊 那样一定很好玩 [11:22.28]牙科可没什么好玩的 [11:24.61]You always think you can bend all the rules because you're pretty and blond. 你总以为自己可以打破所有规矩 就因为你是个漂亮的金发美女 [11:29.35]ls she OK? 她没事吧? [11:30.65]She's just mad because we had a nitrous party here and didn't invite her! 哦 生气了而已 因为这里过两天要开 狂欢派对 我们却没有邀请她! [11:34.79]- That was unethical and costly. - Back to your cage, Shrek! 这样很不道德… 你们会付出代价的 [11:37.12]滚回你洞里去 怪物史瑞克! [11:38.63]Don't worry about her. 别管她 相信我的魔法 [11:40.43]Just believe in the magic. You are totally Bridget Jones! [11:42.14]啊 你简直就是Bridget Jones嘛! 你看过那部电影吗?(电影“BJ单身日记”) [11:44.17]Did you see that movie? That is such a great movie. 那部电影真是太棒了! 我是说 1还好 2就有点… [11:46.83]l mean one. Two was a little... ehh! Let me see. [11:48.93]- 让我看看 - 啊! [11:50.44]Yep, looks like we have a little cavity on Mr. Lower Left Six. 没错 看来你的下牙左边第6颗上 有一个小洞 [11:55.58]We can get you Novocained up and a dentist here in two secs. 知道吗? 我们可以先来个局部麻醉 牙医马上就到 [11:58.65]No. No. 不要! 不要 啊 [12:00.65]No, no Novocain, please. l'll come back tomorrow. 嗯 别 别用麻醉药 求你了 [12:02.27]我-- 我明天再来 [12:04.12]lt's just that if my lips are gonna be tingly tonight... 嗯 只不过 之后我的嘴唇 会变得又痛又麻 那我-我… [12:09.52]...l want it to be because of Henry. 我希望那样的后果是Henry造成的 [12:13.53]You are such a chick flick. 你真是块演言情片的料 [12:15.70]l would totally pay $1 2 to see you. 我完全愿意花12块钱去看你的电影 [12:18.23]- Really? - Yes. - 真的吗? - 没错 [12:21.17]- You don't like the white? - No, l like the white. - 这么说你不喜欢白色? - 不 我喜欢白色 [12:23.80]- So, what's wrong with the red? - l'm gonna eat a cupcake. 那红色的哪里不好了? [12:26.84]Mom? Can you run lines with me? 我要去吃块蛋糕 [12:26.92]妈妈 你能帮我对对台词吗? [12:29.34]ln case something bad happens to Joey Colano 要知道 万一Joey Colano发生什么事情 这样我就得扮演Tony了 [12:31.75]and l have to go on as Tony. l am his understudy... 我是说 我是他的替补… [12:34.32]Forget about West Side Story for two minutes, l'm trying to plan a wedding. 亲爱的 咱们能把“西区故事” 放下几分钟吗? [12:38.32]Right, best man. What, you don't want to help? - 要知道 我们正在筹备婚礼呢 - 非常正确 伴郎先生 [12:40.79]l told Mom if she went with green organza for the bridesmaids, 你不想尝尝这个? [12:40.78]我跟妈妈说过 如果她为伴娘选了 绿色纱裙 那她自己就完全不搭了 [12:44.09]she was on her own. [12:46.09]OK, l'm thinking we do this at Our Lady of Guadalupe church, 好了 我想在瓜达卢贝圣母教堂 举办婚礼 [12:49.23]next to the gas station. 知道吗 就在加油站的旁边? [12:51.53]See if we can get Fat Louie or Bad Skin Louie to DJ. 哦 咱们得看看能不能找胖子Louie 还是坏脾气Louie来当DJ [12:54.40]l want St. Patrick's Cathedral and the Harlem Boys Choir releasing doves. 我要在Saint Patrick大教堂举行婚礼 请Harlem Boys(和声乐队)来释放鸽子 [12:59.14]Tia Consuela's House of Pork and Beans is giving us a deal on a buffet! “Consuelo阿姨”猪肉豆子店 为我们提供自助餐 [13:02.78]And the medallions of lamb should be followed by the foie gras en terrine. 羊排后面接着上陶罐鹅肝酱 [13:06.68]Book Mario Testino. Have him photograph the whole thing in sepia tones. 预约Mario Testino(著名摄影师) 让他用棕褐色调拍摄整个过程 [13:10.82]And we put one of these on every table, and bam, the whole wedding's covered! - 我们把这个放在每张桌子上面 砰! - 我爱你 [13:15.29]l love you. 我真爱我自己啊 [13:16.62]l love me. [13:18.69]Wow, l walk away for a hot second and you look five years younger. 我才离开了1分钟 你看起来就年轻了5岁 [13:23.10]- Woman, are you aging backwards? - What happened? 女士 你越活越年轻了? [13:26.87]Little glitch. Teeny, tiny, Cindy Crawford mole-sized problem. 发生什么事了? [13:27.07]哦 小问题 很小 很小… [13:29.54]就跟Cindy Crawford(世界名模) 脸上的痣差不多 [13:31.51]lt looks like St. Patrick's Cathedral's already booked on June 1 6th. 好象Saint Patrick大教堂 6月16号已经被预定了 [13:35.91]- What? - What do you get from St. Patrick's? 什么? [13:38.35]Bad incense and a bunch of guilty men in dresses. Saint Patrick教堂有什么好的? [13:38.20]薰香很差 还有一帮衣冠楚楚的伪君子 [13:41.75]Wilhelmina Slater is marrying Bradford Meade. This wedding has to be an event. Wilhelmina Slater嫁给 Bradford Meade [13:43.53]这个婚礼可是个大事件啊 [13:46.02]That's the only date that works. Bump the other bride. 这是唯一我们两个人都能接受的日子 让那个新娘换个教堂 [13:48.92]Actually, it's, um... 实际上 那人是… 呃 我们的最大的广告商… [13:51.49]...our top advertiser, Fabia. [13:54.50]Fabia? That little Euro-wench is getting married? - Fabia - Fabia? [13:56.29]那个欧洲荡妇要嫁人了? [13:58.43]And she got Elton John to sing for the wedding. 并且她请了Elton John(英国著名歌手) 在婚礼上唱歌 [14:01.20]He's rewritten Candle in the Wind just for her. - 他为她重新编写了“Candle in the Wind” - 什么? [14:03.94]What? He was rewriting Candle in the Wind for me! 他在为我重新编写“Candle in the Wind”! (“风中之烛”为Elton John的名曲) [14:06.57]Give that queen $20 and she'll rewrite it for anybody. 给那家伙20块 他帮谁都会写 (“风中之烛”最初曾写给梦露 后为戴安娜重写) [14:09.51]Get Fabia over here. Wedding Summit '07... is on! 叫Fabia过来 [14:11.03]07年婚礼高端会议… 开始了 [14:16.08]Daniel! Please follow me. Daniel! 跟我来 [14:18.85]There's someone in your office l'd like you to meet. 你办公室里有些人 我希望你能见见 [14:21.66]What's that look? You've got that look. 你这是什么表情? 又是那种表情 [14:24.19]What, you think you know my looks? 什么? 你看懂我的表情了? [14:28.00]Surprise! 惊喜! [14:30.60]That's so sweet, you know my looks. 真好 你了解我的表情了 [14:32.83]- What is all this? - You saved a Girl Scout. 这些都是什么? [14:35.54]You're being honored. You could use the good press. 你救了一个小女童子军 值得人尊敬 [14:36.41]快来吧 你可以借机扩大正面影响 [14:38.57]Ladies and gentlemen, l give you Daniel Meade, 女士们先生们 容我介绍Daniel Meade 时尚编辑 我们的英雄 [14:41.78]fashion editorlhero. [14:47.25]- This is for you. - Oh, thank you. - 这是送你的 - 谢谢 [14:49.48]l don't know what to say... 呃 我不知道该说什么 [14:51.65]Start by letting everyone know the exact details 哦 那你可以说说 你是从湖里 救出那个孩子的细节 [14:54.46]of how you saved the kid in the lake. [14:56.99]l saw this Girl Scout, she fell in the lake and l saved her. 呃 嗯 我看见一个小女童子军 [14:58.40]她掉进湖里 然后我救了她 [15:00.59]- What time of day? - Morning. - 什么时候? - 呃 早- 早上 [15:03.06]- Wouldn't she be in school? - Maybe she was skipping. - 她不是应该在学校吗? - 她可能逃课了 [15:06.67]- Do Girl Scouts skip school? - (all) No! - 女童子军队员会逃课吗? - 不可能! [15:11.64]And how'd you hit your head? 你是怎么撞到脑袋的? [15:13.14]Just slipped on the rocks when l was getting out of the lake. 呃 我从湖里出来的时候 滑倒碰到石头上了 [15:16.74]l thought you hit your head as you dove in. 我还以为你是跳进水里时撞到的 [15:19.68]l think he's lying. ls it good to lie? 我觉得他在撒谎 [15:22.58](girls) No! - 撒谎是对的吗? - 不对! [15:25.12](shutters clicking) [15:34.30]* You could not hold me up there in your prison* [15:40.73]Would you help me up? 你能帮我起来吗? [15:46.14]Give me one reason why l should do this. 我为什么要这么做 给我个理由 [15:50.04]$50,000 deposited in your daughter's account. 你女儿的帐户里会存进去50,000元 [15:53.25]Take the candy bar, please. 拿着这管糖 [15:56.28]* You could not hold me up there in your prison* [15:59.22]Nice work, bitch. 做得好 贱人 [16:01.46]What happened to ''Fish''? 怎么- 怎么不叫我“新来的”了? [16:04.46]''Fish'' becomes ''Bitch'' after two weeks. 过了2个礼拜“新来的”就改称“贱人”了 [16:07.31]* You could not hold me up there in your prison* [16:11.40]Oh, my God, you got beat up by a drug dealer? 哦 天哪 你被毒贩子打了? [16:14.00]Look, he just took some money and one very expensive watch 听着 他… [16:15.11]不过拿走了一些钱和一块非常名贵的手表 我倒并不怎么喜欢那块表 [16:17.77]which l really didn't like anyway. But that's it, l'm fine. 这就是经过 我也没事 [16:21.14]- lt's not like l'm gonna use him again. - Use him? - 我也不会再找他了 - 找他? [16:24.55]Daniel, what about the drugs? Daniel 毒品是怎么回事? [16:27.01]Come on, it's more like medicine. 哦 别这样 其实应该算是药 [16:29.25]Except l buy it from a guy who has a shaved head and a neck tattoo. 只不过我有时候会从一个 光头脖子上有纹身的家伙那里买 [16:34.09]Don't look at me like that. l'm still able to work. 别这样看着我 [16:35.76]我还能工作 我也没有再用性来逃避我的问题 [16:37.76]l'm not using sex to avoid my problems. [16:40.53]You're using drugs to avoid your problems. 这是因为你用了毒品 来逃避你的问题 [16:43.00]- Bye! See ya! - l know, l know. - Daniel- - 好了 再见! 下次见! [16:44.05]我- 我知道 我知道 你对我很失望 [16:45.77]You're disappointed in me. [16:47.74]No, Daniel, l am so past disappointed. 不 Daniel 我已经失望过头了 [16:59.35]Fabia. Fabia! [17:02.08]Why is Fabia here today? Fabia今天为什么要来? [17:04.32]l thought l had my meeting for my cosmetics layout tomorrow. 我记得我的化妆品版面讨论会 是明天啊 [17:07.65]Well, l couldn't wait to congratulate you on your upcoming nuptials. 哦 我等不及要恭喜你的婚礼了 [17:11.76]Grazie. l had them done for the wedding. 哦! 谢谢 这个是我为了结婚做的 (指的是隆胸) [17:15.70]Here's a picture of my boyfriend. 这是我男朋友的照片 [17:18.43]Dimitri is the largest shipping magnate in world! Dimitri是世界上最大的船运富豪! [17:23.97]l love him! 我爱他! [17:26.64]l need to marry him before his bambinos cut me out of will. 我得赶紧嫁给他 免得他的子女们把我踢出遗嘱 [17:29.81]A love story for the ages. 啊 史上最棒的爱情故事 [17:31.98]You must come to the ceremony. 你一定要来参加典礼啊 [17:33.71]l wouldn't be able to get married without my ''something old.'' 没有我的“一点旧”我可怎么结婚啊 (欧美传统婚礼讲究“新” “旧” “借” “蓝”) [17:37.25]With the veins in your legs, you already have your ''something blue.'' 你的腿上青筋突起 这样也就算是你的“一点蓝”了 [17:41.26]l'm just sick l can't be there. l'm also getting married on the 1 6th 我很难过 我没法参加你的婚礼 [17:42.35]我也要在16号结婚 是和Bradford Meade [17:44.76]to, um... Bradford Meade. [17:48.16]Big fish. 哦! 大鱼啊 [17:50.33]lt's too bad you won't be able to get married at St. Patrick's Day Cathedral. 那可真是糟糕啊 你没法在Saint Patrick教堂结婚了 [17:54.64]So this is how we're going to play it? - 咱们非得这么玩下去吗 哈? - 哦 可怜的Wilhelmina [17:56.60]Oh, poor Wilhelmina. [17:58.27]l suppose you're going to have to change your wedding date. 我想你不得不改变你的结婚日期了 [18:01.41]- Or do a quickie in Las Vegas. - Wilhelmina Slater does not do Vegas. - 或者去拉斯维加斯匆忙结婚 - Wilhelmina Slater绝不会在维加斯结婚 [18:05.81]Now, l want my St. Patrick's and l want my Elton John! 现在我要我的Saint Patrick大教堂 还有我的Elton John [18:09.08]There must be something you want in exchange for the 1 6th. 你一定有什么想要的东西 可以用来交换16号那天 [18:13.45]- l don't know... - Anything. - 我不觉得 - 随便什么 [18:19.13]l want that girl. 我要那位小姐 [18:25.33](Betty) He's going to hate it, Dad. What do l do? 他一定不喜欢 爸爸 我该怎么做? [18:28.17](lgnacio) Add cilantro. - 加点芫荽叶 - 我想我没有芫荽叶 [18:29.60]l don't think l got cilantro. Can l just add extra cheese? [18:31.55]我就多加一点芝士可以吗? [18:33.17]You didn't buy chili powder and you used ketchup, so why not? 你没有买辣椒粉 用番茄酱代替了 那干嘛不呢? [18:36.68]Dad, this has to turn out great. lt's my first date with Henry. 爸爸 这做出来必须得很好吃 [18:38.19]这是我和Henry的第一次约会 [18:40.11]l remember the first time your mother made me dinner. 我记得你妈妈第一次为我做饭 [18:42.88]lt tasted like shoe leather, but l didn't care, because she made it. 吃起来就像是在嚼皮鞋 [18:43.94]但是我不在意 因为是她做的 [18:46.65]How do you make shoe leather? Because l think that might be better. 那你告诉我怎么做皮鞋的? 因为我想那个说不定还更好些 [18:50.29]You have nothing to prove. He already loves you. [18:55.33]Dad, l miss you. When are you coming home? 爸爸 我想你 你什么时候回家? [18:59.30]l'll be home before you know it, Betty. 我很快就回去了 Betty [19:01.77]Be strong. 要坚强 [19:04.00]And remember the most important thing... 记住 最重要的是… [19:07.14]...there are take-out menus on top of the fridge. 冰箱上面有外卖的菜单 [19:10.21]- l love you. - l love you, too. - 我爱你 - 我也爱你 [19:14.48]Te quiero. 要乖啊 [19:26.19]You're early! 你真早啊! [19:31.77]Charlie? What are you doing here? Charlie 你来这里干什么? [19:35.07]l called Henry at the office, the receptionist said he'd be here. 哦 我往Henry的办公室打了电话 前台说他应会在你这里 [19:39.21]Yeah. l'm just making him dinner. 是啊 呃 我在… [19:43.58]Oh, really? - 给他做晚餐 - 哦 真的吗? [19:45.48]Well, l have something in the oven, too. 好吧 我也有事情要告诉他 [19:48.25]l'm pregnant. 我怀孕了 [19:54.25]- You're pregnant? - l leave for Tucson tomorrow. 你怀孕了 [19:55.66]明天我要去图森市了 我希望他尽快知道 [19:57.62]l thought he should know as soon as possible. [20:00.03]And ruining your date? A nice little bonus. 打搅了你的约会吗? 这就算是小小的惊喜吧 [20:06.20]Pink Gerber daisies for my lady. 粉红色的雏菊送给我的小姐 [20:12.31]- What are you doing here? - Can we step outside and talk? - 你在这里干什么? - 我们可以出去谈吗? [20:18.55]You should talk to her. 你应该和她谈谈 [20:43.14](Hilda) Oh, Hilda, you are so hot. You know l am. 哦 Hilda 你真是太美了 [20:46.84](Justin) Mom! l'm Tony! l'm Tony! - 你知道的啊! - 妈妈 我演Tony了! 我演tony了! [20:50.28]Sweetie, l know you want the part, but you can't shriek it into existence. 亲爱的 我知道你很想演 但这也不是你大声嚷嚷就能成真的 [20:54.21]No, that was Mr. Weaver on the phone. 不是 刚才是Weaveron先生来的电话 Joey Colano早上醒来得了麻疹! [20:56.28]Joey Colano woke up totally covered in hives! lsn't that great? [20:59.79]That poor kid. - 这是不是很好? - 啊 那孩子真可怜 [21:00.92]He had an allergic reaction to the walnuts he ate. 估计他是吃了胡桃过敏了 [21:03.59]Well, if he's allergic, why did he eat them? 哦 要是他对胡桃过敏 那为什么要吃呢? [21:06.19]lt's not my fault he wanted to trade sandwiches. 不是我的错 是他想交换三明治的 [21:09.76]l didn't put walnuts in your chicken salad. 但是… 我没在你的鸡肉色拉里放胡桃啊 [21:12.50]Oh, l think l did. 我想是我放的 Rachael Ray说 这样可以增加一点嚼头 [21:14.70]Rachael Ray says it adds a little crunch. [21:17.54]What is with the third degree? Your son is Tony! Be happy! 干嘛这么死缠烂打嘛? 你儿子要演Tony了 开心点 [21:25.41]He wouldn't. 他不会的 [21:27.68]Christina, l'm going out of my mind. Christina 我要疯了 [21:30.72]He said he was gonna call, he hasn't called. 他说他会打电话的 可到现在还没打来 [21:33.35]And Charlie's flight leaves to Tucson tonight. 今天晚上 Charlie就要坐飞机去图森市了 [21:36.02]l can't sleep, l can't eat. 我吃不下! 我睡不着! [21:42.60]- Well, l can't sleep. - Betty. 哦 我睡不着 [21:44.43]Because she's pregnant doesn't mean he's getting back with the whore. Betty 她怀孕并不表示 他会回到那个死女人身边 [21:48.20]Sorry, was that a bit harsh? l'm just trying to be supportive. 对不起 是不是有些刺耳? 我只是想支持你 [21:51.47]Oh, my God. lt's a text message from Henry. 哦 天哪 是Henry的短信 [21:54.98]''Can we talk?'' - 咱们能谈谈吗? - 好事情 男人从来不想谈话 [21:56.18]- lt's good. Men never want to talk. - OK. Wish me luck. [21:57.73]好吧 祝我幸运吧 [22:08.02]Where did you come from? 你从哪里冒出来的? [22:10.86]Nowhere. 没从哪里 [22:12.19]You weren't there a second ago. - 一秒钟前你还没在那里的 - 没有啊 我在这里啊 [22:14.06]Yes, l was. How drunk are you? [22:16.32]你喝多了? [22:20.50]What is that? What is that? 那是什么? [22:22.70]No! No, this is my special place! 不! 这地方是我专用的! [22:26.84]Oh, my God! 哦 天哪! 这是Fey的“爱情地牢”! [22:28.78]lt's Fey's love dungeon! [22:31.24]lt's real! 这是真的! [22:32.85]And now my special place is ruined! 现在你破坏了我的特属地盘 [22:34.98]Oh, please. Your special place was ruined years ago. 哦 得了吧 你的特属地盘很久以前就没了 [22:38.49]OK, you've seen it. Get out. 好吧 你看见了 快出去吧 [22:44.46]Oh, no. 哦 不 [22:46.39]Oh my God. lt's jammed shut. We're locked in. 哦 天哪 门卡住了 [22:49.13]Oh, no, no, no, no! We can't be! We're not locked in! 我们被锁在里面了 [22:49.88]不不不不 不能这样 我们不能被锁在这里! [22:55.10]- Help! - Help! 救命! 救命! 救命! [22:57.44]Help! [22:58.81]Help! [23:01.44]So, that's it? You're leaving Mom after 38 years? 那么… 就这样? 在共度38年后你要与妈妈离婚? [23:04.95]Now, when she needs you more than ever? 我是说 特别是在现在 她比任何时候都更需要你的时候? [23:07.75]For what? So you can be alone? 到底为什么? 这样你就可以重返单身? [23:10.65]Actually, l don't intend to be alone. 实际上 我并不打算过单身生活 [23:12.65]What are you talking about? 你在说什么啊? [23:14.22]l've been lucky to find someone that loves me. 我很幸运 能够找到一个爱我的人 如果错过她 那我就是个傻瓜 [23:16.72]l'd be a fool to let that pass me by. [23:19.06]- Who is it? - Hello, Daniel. - 是谁? - 你好啊 Daniel [23:24.56]Wilhelmina? Wilhelmina [23:27.57]Call me ''Mommy.'' 得叫我妈妈了 [23:34.47]l don't know what else to do. 我不知道还能怎么办 [23:37.01]lt's my baby. 那是我的孩子 [23:40.78]Betty, l grew up without a father. l can't do that to my child. Betty 我是单身母亲养大的 我不能让我的孩子也没有父亲 [23:44.28]- l have to go to Tucson with them. - No, no, Henry, l get that. - 我得跟她们一起去图森市 - 不 不用说了 Henry 我- 我明白的 [23:48.36]You know, l just... 你知道 我… 只是… [23:54.03]...thought that for one day, we were finally... 考虑了整整一天 我们终于(还是错过了)… [23:59.93]...and l was... l was happy. 我很… 我很高兴(能向你表白) [24:04.87]l was too. 我也是 [24:10.04]l guess that would've been too easy, huh? 我想那并不容易 哈? [24:15.82]So, when do you and Charlie leave? 那么 嗯… [24:18.40]你和Charlie什么时候走? [24:21.46]Tonight. 今晚 [24:24.86]Oh, so, l guess... 呃 那么 我想… [24:28.53]l guess this is... 我想这是 唔… [24:37.04]l want you to have a really wonderful life. 我希望你能拥有真正幸福的生活 [24:41.41]You deserve it. 那是你应得的 [25:17.81]And for this layout, Fabia had vision. 就这个设计方案来说 Fabia有自己的想法 [25:21.55]All the models should look like they're suffering 所有的模特都要看起来像是饱受 核辐射之苦 就象是在切尔诺贝利 (前苏联核电站曾发生泄漏事故) [25:24.28]from sickness of radiation, like Chernobyl. [25:26.95]But this time, it is my makeup that makes them glow! 就在这时候 我的化妆品 让她们重新容光焕发 [25:31.56]That's just... brilliant. 那想法挺… 不错的 [25:35.23]We'll have a storyboard ready by next week. 下周我们会为你做好 广告故事分镜 [25:39.10]Come on, baby. 好吧 过来 宝贝! [25:43.87]Picchu made brown. Picchu便便了 [25:46.94]Marco, clean it up. Ciao. Marco 把它弄干净 再见 [25:58.42]Marc. Marc… [26:01.22]l didn't get a chance to explain, but... 我- 我没有机会解释 但是… [26:05.06]- Are you smoking? - Yes. She makes me. 你抽烟了? [26:06.27]是啊 她让我抽的 [26:08.03]- And she makes me eat pasta. - Well, you do look heavy. 她还让我吃意大利空心粉 [26:09.77]唔 你看起来是不太好 [26:12.23]What's wrong with your eyes? 你眼睛怎么了? [26:13.80]Fabia doesn't believe in testing her products on animals. 呃 Fabia不相信 在动物身上做的产品实验 [26:17.04]But she does believe in testing them on assistants. 但是 嗯 她相信在助理身上做的实验 [26:19.87]Disgraceful. What about the insurance? - 啊 真无耻 - 是啊 [26:22.34]- Full dental. - Good. 有上保险吗? [26:23.84]- Yeah. - (Fabia) Marco! 全套的牙科保险 [26:23.20]- 哦 那还不错 - 是啊 [26:23.98]Marco! [26:27.51]Well. 唔… [26:29.85]l hope June 1 6th was worth it. 我希望6月16号(的婚礼) 真的值得你这么对我 [26:49.74]( Dave Koz, featuring Vanessa Williams: The Way We Were) [26:53.76]* Mem'ries like the corners of my mind * [27:03.51]* Misty water-colored mem'ries * [27:10.92]Marc! Marc (* Of the way we were *) [27:15.41]* Mem'ries the way we were * [27:26.14]* The way we were * [27:36.52]Mom! l've lost it! 妈妈 我完蛋了 [27:38.22]l go on in two hours and l can't snap! 还有两小时就要上台了 我还不会打响指 [27:40.45]What kind of gang member can't snap? 有哪个黑帮小伙不会打响指的?! [27:42.69]You're going to snap, all right. Relax. Eat something. 你会学会的 好吧 你只是需要放松 吃点东西吧 [27:45.76]Look, l made you a pizza bagel. 瞧 我给你做了比萨百吉饼 [27:47.39]Did Angela Lansbury eat a pizza bagel before she opened in Sweeney Todd? Angela Landsbury在出演“理发师陶德” (1982年歌舞剧)之前吃比萨百吉饼了吗? [27:51.36]All l got was ''pizza bagel.'' 我只知道比萨百吉饼 [27:53.70]You know what, kid, you're gonna do great tonight. 你知道吗 儿子? 今晚你一定会表现得很好 [27:56.44]- You'll be there, right? - Of course, l wouldn't miss it. - 你会去看的 对吗? - 我当然会去 [28:00.24]OK. - 我不会错过的 - 好吧 [28:02.91]Hey. Spit on your fingers. 嘿 往手指上吐点唾沫 [28:06.01]Dad, it's ''Break a Leg'' not ''Spit on your Fingers.'' 呃 老爸 祝我好运 也不用吐唾沫啊 [28:08.85]No, no. lt helps, watch. 不 不 这样能帮你 [28:09.54]瞧着 [28:20.23]Attaboy. 不错嘛 [28:31.44]- Hey. - Are you lost again? 嘿 [28:33.57]Your office is two whores down. 你又走错办公室了? [28:33.54]你的办公室在两层楼下 [28:35.98]- No, l just came to say goodbye. - OK. See you tomorrow. 我只是 啊 过来说声再见 [28:38.20]那好吧 [28:40.48]No, you won't. l'm... l'm actually gone. 明天见 [28:39.99]呃 不 你不会再见到我了 [28:41.38]我 呃 我这次是真的走了 [28:43.65]l just... l'm quitting. 我只是 呃… [28:46.32]Oh... here, here's my pen. 我要辞职 [28:46.58]哦 [28:47.77]这-- 这是我的钢笔 [28:49.86]- What are you babbling about? - There's nothing left here. 你在瞎说什么呢? [28:51.47]这里没什么东西留下了 是吗? [28:53.23]l mean, Mom's going to be in jail for who knows how long. 我是说 妈妈要在监狱里 不知道要待多久 [28:56.40]Dad just told me about him and Milawheina, 爸爸刚告诉我 他要和Wilhelmina结婚了 [28:59.47]they're probably gonna have some devil child together. 指不定他们会生个小恶魔来 [29:03.60]- OK, l'm lost. - But the funny thing is... - 好吧 不知道你想说啥 - 你知道最搞笑的是什么吗? [29:08.14]...l don't have anyone to turn to. 我没有人可以依靠 [29:11.01]l guess it's not very funny, is it? 我想你不觉得好笑 是吗? [29:14.58]- Daniel, you're loaded. - Oh, just admit it, you hate me! - Daniel 你压力太大了 - 哦 你就承认吧 你讨厌我! [29:17.62](glass crashing) [29:21.19]And now the Girl Scouts hate me. 现在就连那些女童子军也讨厌我 [29:23.86]But the thing is, l don't hate you. 但问题是 我并不讨厌你 [29:28.36]You want to know a secret? 你想知道个秘密吗? [29:32.73]When l thought you were dead, 在我以为你死了的那个时候 [29:35.84]l used to go visit your grave every Sunday. 每个星期天我都要去给你扫墓 [29:38.54]Sometimes l still want to... 有时我还想… [29:43.98]...because l still miss you. 因为我一直都在思念你 [29:50.68]Daniel, seriously, what did you take, and how many? Daniel 老实说… [29:52.64]- 你到底吃了什么 吃了多少? - 好像是… [29:54.22]lt was, like... seven. [29:58.22]l mean, l've taken, like, 1 2 before, 七片 [29:58.24]我是说 我以前… [30:01.73]just not with this much booze. 还吃过12片呢 只是当时没有… [30:04.76]Hey Alexis, l have the art department on line one... 喝这么多酒而已 [30:04.74]嘿 Alexis 我把艺术部接通到一线了 [30:08.33]- l hope he's not driving. - l'm taking him to Pine Crest. - 哇喔! 我希望他不会这个样子去开车 - 他不会的 [30:10.10]我要送他去Pine Crest (佛罗里达得尔瑞海岸的一家康复医院) [30:11.84]l need a Towncar. Now! 我需要一辆车… [30:14.21]Paula Abdul's fragrance release party is tonight. Cars are booked solid. 现在就要 [30:14.18]可能得等一会儿 [30:15.14]Paula Abdul的香水发表会就在今晚 (Paula Abdul-- 歌手 以劲歌热舞闻名) [30:18.65]Then run down to the valet and get the keys to my dad's car. 车都被预订了 [30:18.58]那就跑到衣物架 拿我爸的车钥匙来 [30:21.78]Wait, l have to go to Paula's party. Now she's going to hate me too. 等等 我得去参加Paula的发表会 [30:23.70]搞不好现在她也该讨厌我了? [30:27.45]You ask me, l think she trapped him. 要我说 我想她是耍了点手段 [30:29.36]You know she poked a hole in that condom. 比如说 她在避孕套上扎个洞 [30:31.69]l'm not interested in hearing the specifics right now. 啊 我现在真的没兴趣听这些细节 [30:34.73]- So, you ready for a little nitrous? - No thank you. l want to feel the pain. 那么你准备好了来点麻醉吗? [30:36.67]不了 谢谢你 [30:39.37]Oh, l hate this girl. What's her name so l can hate her with a name? 我想感受一下疼痛 [30:39.47]哦 我讨厌那个女孩 [30:41.63]她叫什么名字? 知道名字 我就有讨厌的具体目标了 [30:43.57]- Charlie. - Charlie! Charlie [30:45.67]Charlie? That's funny. Charlie [30:45.81]Charlie? [30:47.84]Dr. Farkas has been dating a Charlie for like two months now. 说来有趣啊 [30:47.96]Farkas医生就在和一个叫Charlie的 女孩交往 有两个月了 [30:51.08]Well, it can't be the same Charlie because she's been with Henry. 哦 不可能是同一个Charlie 因为她正跟Henry交往 [30:54.71]This one's a cute red-head. She makes jewelry. 她有一头可爱的红发 [30:56.03]她是做首饰的 [30:57.85]She made all the girls in the office this. l hate it, but Farkas was in. 她给办公室里所有姑娘都做了这个 [30:59.87]我不喜欢 但Farkas今天在 所以… [31:02.16]Oh, my God! This is Henry's Charlie! - 哦 天哪 这是Henry的那个Charlie - 呃? [31:04.52]l took Dr. Farkas to Charlie's birthday party! 我- 是我带Farkas医生去参加 Charlie的生日派对的 [31:08.09]Oh, my God! l introduced them! 哦 我的天啊! [31:09.26]是我介绍他们认识的! [31:11.43]So, she's been cheating? Charlie's a cheater! 那么她一直在骗我们? [31:12.80]Charlie是个骗子! [31:15.10]You know what? Forget l said anything. 你知道吗? [31:18.24]l just keep talking when l shouldn't be talking. 忘了我刚才说的话吧 [31:18.29]我总是在不该说话的时候乱说 [31:20.81]- A little of me goes a long way. - Do you know what this means? 坦白说 我是八卦了点 [31:23.98]- No. - Maybe the baby isn't Henry's! 你知道这意味着什么? [31:24.14]不知道 唔- 呃 [31:25.09]这个孩子可能不是Henry的! [31:31.95]So Henry, call me back. l really need to talk to you. Henry 给我回个电话 我真的需要跟你谈谈 [31:35.59]Leaving a message on his cell? 你只给他的手机留了口信儿? [31:37.36]You're telling the man you love his girlfriend's baby might not be his. 你要告诉你所爱的那个男人 他女朋友肚子里的孩子可能不是他的-- [31:41.13]Would Reese Witherspoon leave a message? Reese Witherspoon(著名女影星) 会给他的手机留口信吗? [31:43.43]- Reese Witherspoon? - Or Drew Barrymore? Reese Witherspoon? [31:45.70]No, l don't think those women are calling Henry. 或者Drew Barrymore(著名女影星)? [31:45.95]不 我- 我不-- 我不认为 这些女人会给Henry打电话 [31:48.30]They're halfway to the airport to stop that plane and declare their love! 不 她们一定会立马出发去机场 [31:49.66]去阻止那趟班机 大声地向她们爱的男人告白! [31:54.01]Maybe l do escape to the movies more often than l should, but 好吧 也许我是执着于电影情节 太过了点 [31:57.21]- this is your movie, Betty! - lt is? - 但这就是你的电影 Betty - 是吗? [31:59.58]- Your chance for the happy ending! - Yeah! - 这是争取你所希望的幸福的机会 - 没错! [32:02.58]Go home and put on some totally cute top and run a brush through that hair, 现在回家去 打理出你最可爱的装扮 [32:06.45]or maybe a hat, and go and stop that plane! 梳梳你的长发… [32:06.61]或者戴顶帽子 然后去阻止那趟班机! [32:09.19]You're Drew Barrymore! 你就是Drew Barrymore [32:10.69]好的! [32:12.26]l have my nephew's show tonight, l don't know Henry's flight number. 等等 我今晚得去 看我侄子的表演 而且-- [32:14.02]而且我不知道Henry的航班号 [32:15.90]- What about security? - Drew Barrymore! 安检怎么办? 我-- [32:16.70]Drew Barrymore! [32:25.44]- Lorraine, l need graphics! - Coming right up, Ms. Slater. Lorraine 把图表拿给我 [32:28.13]马上就来 Slater女士 [32:29.84]What happened to you, Lorraine? You suddenly seem more feminine. 你怎么了 Lorraine? [32:31.73]你突然变得温柔多了 [32:33.98]Fabia fired me. No explanation. Fabia把我给炒了 没有理由 [32:36.42]She just put out a cigarette on my arm and said ''Get out!'' 她就朝我的胳膊扔了根香烟 然后喊道 滚出去! [32:39.85]So, l'm free and ready to come back to work, if you'll have me. 所以 我自由了 而且随时准备回来效力… [32:44.12]Well, you do already know how l like my coffee. 只要你需要我的话 [32:44.98]哦 你早就知道 我是多么喜欢自己的咖啡 [32:47.83]Not to mention your plot to destroy Daniel 更别提你要花多大精力 去搞垮Daniel [32:50.10]and convince Bradford to divorce Claire and marry you so you could take over. 说服Bradford与Claire离婚 [32:51.83]然后娶你 这样你才能接手Meade集团 [32:55.07]Yeah, that, too. Welcome back, darling. 哦 是啊 的确如此 [32:56.87]欢迎回来 亲爱的 [32:58.40]So, what's on the agenda? 那么… [33:00.87]A wedding to plan, June 1 6th is around the corner, l have to get my shoes dyed. 日程表是如何安排的? [33:01.11]我们得安排好婚礼计划 女士 [33:02.76]6月16号马上就要到了 [33:05.41]l changed the wedding. We aren't getting married until November. 而我的鞋子还得染色呢 [33:05.59]实际上 我更改了婚礼的时间 [33:07.16]Bradford和我要到11月才会结婚 [33:09.12]What? But l thought you wanted... 什么? 但我以为你想… [33:12.89]- Willie... - What? Willie [33:15.39]Did you give Fabia back the 1 6th in exchange for me? 什么? [33:15.69]你是用16号的婚礼向Fabia换回我的? [33:18.76]l just realized that my colors 我只是意识到 我的肤色 更适合秋天的婚礼 [33:21.83]were better suited for a fall wedding. [33:31.50]- You did not just hug me. - Of course l didn't. 就这么抱抱我就完了? [33:33.02]当然不是… [33:40.98]And l never told anybody this, but his name was Bill Cosby. 我从没跟任何人讲过这个 他的名字叫Bill Cosby [33:46.02]You didn't. 你不是吧 [33:47.35]l have the audio tape to prove it. 我有磁带为证 [33:49.26]He has a very distinctive voice. 他的嗓音非常独特 [33:51.89]You know, we've been talking a lot about me. 你瞧… [33:53.83]我们已经谈了我的很多事了 [33:57.66]- And it's been fun... - You want to know one of my secrets? 也很有意思 [33:59.05]好吧 你是想知道我的秘密吗? [34:01.23]You want to kiss me, don't you? 你想吻我 对吗? [34:03.70]Back in Scotland, l have a husband. 在苏格兰的时候 我有个丈夫 [34:07.84]- You just got 1 0% more interesting. - He's an insurance auditor. 呜! 只比刚才好玩10%而已 [34:11.71]- OK, five percent. - Oh, believe me, it was less. 他是个保险审计师 [34:11.82]好吧 只有5%了 [34:14.45]The only time it got exciting was when he'd come home drunk 哦 相信我 比这还要不好玩 [34:14.60]你瞧 唯一值得激动的时候 就是他喝醉了酒回家 [34:17.55]and he'd start throwing the furniture around. 他就开始乱扔家具 [34:20.09]So one morning, l woke up, 所以 有天早晨我醒来后 [34:23.22]l made Stuart his breakfast, and off l went to the airport. 我给Stuart做了早饭 然后就离开去了机场 [34:27.33]To this day, he has no idea where l am. 直到今天 他也不知道我去哪儿了 [34:31.83]There is so much more to you than that accent. 这事对你来说比那独特口音 (对我来说)厉害多了 [34:36.57]- You can kiss me now if you want to. - You are all about sex, aren't you? 如果你想的话 现在就可以吻我 [34:38.54]老天! 你满脑子就想着做爱 是吗? [34:40.41]You do not have one secret that's not about sex. 你没有一个秘密不是关于性爱的 [34:45.55]l do have one. 哦 不 我还真有一个(与性爱无关的) [34:47.41]The woman whose room this is... was a friend of my family's. 这房间的女主人是我家的一位朋友 [34:52.15]What? You knew Fey Sommers before you got this job? 什么? [34:53.75]你来这儿工作前就认识Fey Sommers了? [34:56.19]lt's how l got this job. 这就是我能得到这份工作的原因 [34:58.26]My dad handled her money. 我父亲帮她理财 [35:00.49]And he asked her to hook me up after my acting career... hit a bit of a snag 他求她在我结束演员生涯后 给我份工作… [35:06.00]and voila, the birth of lifetime receptionist Amanda Tanen. 遇到点麻烦 然后 你瞧-- [35:07.87]一辈子前台小姐命的 Amanda Tanen就横空出世了 [35:11.54]We should toast to secrets. 我们该为这些秘密干杯 [35:17.38]Empty. 酒没了 [35:21.45]Up we go... 快爬起来 [35:29.86]Hello. 乖乖 [35:35.83]Hey, how you doing? l'm looking for something for my kid. 嘿 你好吗? [35:37.29]我在给我儿子找点东西 [35:39.27]He's in a school play. l don't know, like a card or something. 他 呃 他要在学校表舞台剧 [35:40.60]我不知道 大概是像-- 像卡片之类的东西 [35:42.47]He's always wanted those teeth whitening strips. 嘿 你知道吗? 他一直想要 那些牙齿增白贴片 [35:45.20]We're all out. You should go. 我们已经打烊了 你快走吧 [35:48.41]Oye, chico, what are you talking about? 噢 Chico 你在说什么呢? [35:59.92]Don't move! 不许动 [36:10.90]Ooh, ooh! Try today's date. 哦 哦 哦! 试试今天的日期 [36:13.63]Why would Fey Sommers use today's date? Fey Sommers干嘛要用今天的日期? [36:16.20]You tell me! 你说呢! [36:17.50]We've tried her birthday, we've tried her address... 好吧 我们试了她的生日 试了她的地址 [36:21.64]Her measurements. 哦! 她的身材尺寸 [36:22.88]- l don't know them. - l do. Her real ones. - 我不知道啊 - 我知道! [36:24.83]她的真实尺寸! [36:30.32]- (both gasp) - Ooh! 噢 里面有些什么? [36:31.85]What's in there? l want money and jewelry! - 我希望是钱和珠宝 - 看起来象是她的日记 [36:34.19]- Looks like her diary. - Reading? What else is there? 呃 有什么好看的? 还有什么? [36:37.82]Just a lot of photos. Look, who's the fat baby? - 只有些照片 - 噢 瞧 这胖宝宝是谁? [36:41.56]Wait, that's me. 等等 那是我 [36:45.20]Why would Fey have pictures of me in her safe? 为什么Fey要把我的照片 放在她的保险箱里? [36:49.44]- What? - lt's a birth certificate. 怎么了? [36:50.48]这是份出生证明 [36:52.74]lt says Fey Sommers was your mother. 上面说Fey Sommers是你的母亲 [37:13.96](labored breathing) [37:20.27]Excuse me, sir... 打扰一下 长官? [37:22.30]Excuse me! We have a situation back here! 打扰一下 [37:23.53]我们后面有点情况 [37:25.61]This woman is a diabetic and she is going into hypoglycemic shock! 这个女人有糖尿病 她快因血糖过低而休克了 [37:30.71](man) All right, everyone stay seated. l'm coming back with a med kit. 好吧 大家都待在位子上坐好 [37:32.72]我拿药箱过去 [37:36.58]OK, stay still... 好了… [37:37.87]待着别动 [37:40.99]- Let go of me! - Get his gun! Get the damn gun! 嘿! [37:41.17]- 放开我! - 快拿枪! 拿走那该死的枪! [37:43.82]You're going to have to stop struggling, sir, because this is happening. 你最好放弃抵抗 长官 因为这已成定局! [37:51.73]OK, we're almost at the hospital, Daniel. Stay with me. 好了 我们就快到医院了 Daniel [37:53.71]坚持住 [37:56.40]You know, l never wanted us to end up like this. 要知道 我从未想过我们会这样结束 [38:00.57]l mean, you're my kid brother. 我是说 你是我亲爱的弟弟 [38:03.81]l don't know how all this got so screwed up but l... 我不知道事情怎么会弄成这样 但是… [38:07.48]...l really want us to be there for each other again. 我真的希望我们能再次相互扶持 [38:12.72]Wow. You're driving really fast. 哇 你开得可够快的 [38:15.96]- Yeah, what's the matter with these... - You should probably slow down. 是啊 这有什么大不了… [38:18.32]你最好开慢点 [38:21.36]l can't. 我慢不下来 [38:25.83]- Oh, God! The brakes! Son of a bitch! - What... - 哦 我的天啊! 刹车! - 什么? 怎么了? 怎么了? [38:28.40]He cut the brakes on Bradford's car! 该死的! 他剪断了 Bradford车子的刹车线! [38:34.17]- (Alexis) Oh, my God! - (car crashing) 哦 天啊! [38:39.88](singing Something's Coming) * could it be? Yes,it could * (有可能吗? 自有可能) [38:42.01]* something's coming, something good* (兹有佳音 正待临门) [38:44.90]* if I can wait * (但待我等) [38:47.42]* something's coming * (佳音即临) [38:48.96]* I don't know what it is * (何事但须我问) [38:50.93]* but it is gonna be great * (定会精彩绝伦) [38:55.20]* with a click, with a shock * (成事已定 不惊风浪) [38:57.77]* phone'll jingle, door'll knock * (话铃儿响 门铃儿唱) [38:59.94]* open the latch around the corner * (开启转角之门) [39:08.21]* or whistling down the river * (凭河唱游随人) [39:13.65]* come on,deliver to me * (来吧 但须由我) [39:23.66]* it's only just out of reach down the block,on a beach * (佳音近在咫尺 触手可及) [39:28.10]* maybe tonight * (今夜定成) [39:36.74]- Hurry up! - Don't hurt him! 快点! [39:38.31]别伤害他! [39:50.95]- (gunshot) - (gasp) [40:02.33]l need the gate number for the 9:00 flight to Tucson. 我要查一下9点飞往图森的班机… 是哪个登机门 [40:05.20]- (loud knocking at door) - Just one more minute! 稍等一下! [40:09.64]Oh, l'm sorry. l thought you were my cab. 哦 抱歉 我还以为是我叫的出租车 [40:14.07]l'm looking for a Hilda Suarez. 我要找一个叫Hilda Suarez的 [40:21.68](pilot) Flight attendants, please prepare for departure. 乘务员 请做好起飞准备 [40:38.00]l didn't believe hard enough. 我没想到这么难 [40:40.90]Loving is enough. 有爱情就够了 [40:43.70](Justin) Not here. They won't let us be. 不能在这里 [40:45.77]他们容不下我们 [40:48.64](girl) Then we'll get away. 那我们就离开 [40:51.51]Yes, we can. We will. 是的 我们可以 [40:54.62]我们会离开的 [41:10.20]There was a gun. He got shot. 发生了枪击事件 [41:11.32]* hold my hand and we'll halfway there * (执我之手 即近吾欲) [41:16.80]No! * Hold my hand and I'll take you there * (执我之手 必至吾欲) [41:23.44]No, Betty! No! No! No! No! No! 不… Betty… [41:24.69]* Somehow… * (无论…) 不! 不! [41:27.85]( Somewhere from West Side Story) * Someday… * (何时…) [41:32.35](sobbing) * Somewhere… * (何地…)

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