[00:01.10]孩子们 2008年的秋天 我出了点小问题
[00:04.10]All right,I got to get to Stella's.
[00:07.38]Tonight's the night,guys.
[00:08.58]I've tried it before,I've failed every time.
[00:10.13]This time,I am gonna do it.
[00:14.26]I pick up a lesbian.
[00:17.76]Robin,I need your lipstick.
[00:22.72]Take pictures,all right?
[00:27.27]I lived in New York,but Stella lived across the river in New Jersey...
[00:38.63]which meant I was always taking the train.
[00:44.60]- Hey,T-Diddy! - Theodore!
[00:44.60]- 嘿 T老弟! - Theodore!
[00:46.46]You missed it.
[00:47.36]Robin got that national anchor job.
[00:48.95]And we got a free bottle of champagne.
[00:50.79]Ah,but it's empty now.
[00:54.60]And as result,it seemed like I was missing out on everything.
[00:59.03]Sorry,we couldn't wait. It was getting cold.
[00:59.03]不好意思 没等你 饭菜都凉了
[01:02.46]- Hey,big guy. - What's up,G?
[01:02.46]- 嘿 傻大个 - 怎么了 小丫头?
[01:05.32]Are you okay?
[01:06.30]Yeah,I'm fine. It's just...
[01:06.30]嗯 我没事 只是...
[01:07.53]you know,I want to hang out with you guys.
[01:09.51]I want to hang out with my friends.
[01:10.70]I just feel like I'm spending all my time on the train.
[01:13.42]Okay,how about this,why don't you ask your friends to come out here sometime?
[01:13.42]OK 这样如何 改天你把你朋友 都请到这儿来玩吧?
[01:16.91]That's a great idea.
[01:18.73]You want us to go to New Jersey? Oh,that is rich.
[01:22.48]Well,for starters,I don't have any of my gold medallions anymore.
[01:22.48]呃...首先 我的那些 金闪闪的夸张服饰早就不在了
[01:26.45]I sold them when they went out of style 400 years ago.
[01:32.66]I'm a born and raised New Yorker.
[01:34.41]I'm programmed to despise and loathe New Jersey and all that it stands for.
[01:38.49]Why am I telling you this?
[01:39.89]You hate New Jersey more than anyone.
[01:41.82]What? I don't hate New Jersey. Why would you think that?
[01:41.82]什么? 我才不厌恶新泽西 你怎么会这么想?
[01:44.93]And then he cut in front of me.
[01:46.62]God,I hate line cutters more than I hate New Jersey.
[01:46.62]上帝 我恨插队的 比我恨新泽西还厉害
[01:50.96]Well,that's not true. There's nothing I hate more than New Jersey.
[01:50.96]不对 没什么能胜过 我对新泽西的厌恶
[02:02.69]Hey,you want us to wait for you?
[02:04.06]No,I might be awhile.
[02:05.54]I got a drop a massive New Jersey.
[02:08.76]Okay,so New Jersey's not my favorite place.
[02:11.63]But once Stella and I get married and she and Lucy move in with me,
[02:14.70]I'll never set foot in New Jersey again.
[02:16.99]Unless I'm going to see a Giants game or flying out of Newark or God forbid,disposing of a body.
[02:16.99]除非去看巨人队比赛 或者坐飞机去 纽瓦克 或者去看God Forbid乐队演出 再不然就是去那里弃尸...
[02:22.86]Ted,if you murder me and bury me in New Jersey,I'll haunt you forever.
[02:22.86]Ted 如果你杀了我 然后又把我埋在新泽西 我做鬼也不会放过你的
[02:28.22]But if I murder you and bury you somewhere else?
[02:30.33]Eh,I'll leave you alone.
[02:32.15]I'm sure you had your reasons.
[02:49.69]=,your Aunt Robin was sick of her job at Metro News One.
[02:49.69]孩子们 你们的Robin阿姨厌倦了 在地铁新闻一台的工作
[02:53.30]She was sick of the low production value...
[02:55.18]I'm Robin Scherbatsky,and you're watching...
[02:55.18]我是Robin Scherbatsky 你们正在收看的是...
[02:59.50]Etro News One at 11:00.
[03:03.43]And again at 1:00.
[03:06.01]sick of the stories she had to report...
[03:07.94]So hurry up and get your votes in for New York's cutest doggie.
[03:13.93]and most of all,she was sick of all the stupid puns.
[03:16.90]Four transit workers were electrocuted when a subway train jumped the tracks.
[03:21.05]Stay tuned for the...
[03:25.10]Joel 死人了诶 有点同情心好不好
[03:28.90]So when the call came in that she got the big national anchor job,
[03:32.17]she finally got to say the words she'd been dreaming of saying for years...
[03:35.89]Tonight will be my last broadcast.
[03:38.19]I came to Metro News One as a little caterpillar.
[03:41.31]And for four years,this desk has been my cocoon.
[03:45.80]But tonight,I emerge an ambitious butterfly.
[03:50.89]Why does she sound like an idiot? Did she have a stroke?
[03:53.31]Yeah. A stroke of genius.
[03:55.97]This speech is really good.
[03:59.21]With one eye on the horizon,one eye on the truth,
[04:03.71]and one eye on all of you.
[04:07.39]You wrote it for her,didn't you?
[04:10.15]It's a modified version of the speech I gave
[04:12.35]when I had to leave the swim team because of a chronic inner ear situation.
[04:15.73]I thought you were the towel boy.
[04:16.90]It's part of the team.
[04:19.37]So that Saturday as Robin went off for her first day at her new job,
[04:19.37]所以周六 就在Robin换工作后 第一天上班的时候
[04:22.69]we all headed across the river to experience some of that crazy New Jersey nightlife.
[04:26.95]Okay,Stella couldn't find a sitter,so we can't go out. Instead...
[04:26.95]OK Stella找不到保姆 所以我们没法出门了 不如...
[04:30.36]we're all gonna hang out here and it's gonna be just as awesome.
[04:34.16]Right,we got board games,we got movies.
[04:34.16]没错 可以玩棋盘游戏 可以看电影
[04:36.67]And I think there may be some beer out in the garage.
[04:42.95]Ted,this is pathetic. It's Saturday night.
[04:42.95]Ted 这太可悲了 这可是大周六晚上
[04:44.93]We should be out at a bar. drinking alcohol.
[04:46.76]Now I know that that sounds depressing,bordering on tragic,but it's just a fact.
[04:46.76]我知道这么说你会很郁闷 伤心 不过这就是事实
[04:50.22]Yeah,and I want another crack at that chick,Doris.
[04:50.22]没错 我还想再调戏调戏 那个叫Doris的妞呢
[04:52.70]I know I can land that lesbian plane.
[04:54.85]No snakes on that plane.
[04:58.33]Okay,guys. Come on,you promised.
[04:58.33]OK 伙计们 别这样 你们答应了的
[05:00.70]Let's just hang out here,try to have fun.
[05:03.31]I mean,we're all together,friends hanging out.
[05:06.25]Isn't that what really matters?
[05:12.62]Okay,if we take the next train,we can be at MacLaren's by 11:00.
[05:12.62]OK 如果我们赶下一趟车 能在11点前赶到MacLaren
[05:15.41]We can be there by 10:00.
[05:16.28]No,I have to change first.
[05:17.46]I am not walking into MacLaren's smelling like New Jersey.
[05:24.42]You guys really hate it here,huh?
[05:26.77]What? No! Stels...
[05:26.77]什么? 才没有 Stels...
[05:30.30]I get it,I mean,you guys are all New Yorkers.
[05:32.46]You need to go hang out at a bar.
[05:33.70]Well,you could just hang out at the coolest bar in the state,which is so close it will blow your mind.
[05:40.97]And boom goes the dynamite.
[05:43.29]The coolest bar in New Jersey.
[05:45.39]Yeah,it probably is.
[05:47.27]This is great! We got darts.
[05:50.57]Half a ping-pong table. A fish bowl.
[05:54.05]Look what turned out to be an awesome night as promised.
[05:54.05]瞧瞧 答应你们的超级一夜 没让你们失望吧
[05:57.07]Maybe we can drop some Bac-O's in here and make them fight.
[05:59.80]No,thanks.I don't mess with fish bowls unless they have my two favorite fish--
[05:59.80]不用了吧 我从来不对鱼感兴趣 除了两类我最喜欢的鱼--
[06:03.84]the sucker fish and the blow fish.
[06:08.61]For "blow fish"?
[06:10.17]I don't think so.
[06:13.40]- Marshall. - You're better than that.
[06:13.40]- Marshall - 你水平不该这么差的
[06:15.74]- Lily. - Not good enough.
[06:15.74]- Lily - 不够好
[06:24.83]I am not lowering this until someone gives me the respect
[06:28.13]of another person's knuckles tapping against mine in a light but decisive manner.
[06:35.69]Pretty,pretty... Pretty,pretty... Pretty... Who's a pretty baby?
[06:35.69]来嘛 来嘛... 来嘛 小宝贝
[06:41.46]Then know this...
[06:42.90]until it gets what it wants,nay,deserves,
[06:47.32]this fist will not yield.
[06:51.50]It. Will. Not. Yield.
[06:57.25]- So who wants to play Scrabble? - Sure,whatever.
[06:57.25]- 谁想玩拼字游戏? - 好啊
[07:00.13]Oh,heads up,the "X" tile is little hard to read because a couple years ago,
[07:03.39]it went all the way through my dog.
[07:07.11]You know,maybe we should get a dog again when you move in.
[07:10.59]When I what?
[07:12.25]Oh,great. There's Robin.
[07:12.25]哦 太好了 是Robin来了
[07:20.01]I thought they were moving in with you.
[07:22.19]So did I.
[07:25.36]Oh,God,am I moving to New Jersey?
[07:25.36]噢 上帝 我要搬来新泽西?
[07:28.96]Hey,guys,I bet that dog was really flying high after it swallowed a little "X."
[07:28.96]嘿 伙计们 我打赌那狗吞下"X"之后 肯定很嗨
[07:42.38]I can't live here.
[07:44.13]It wouldn't be that bad.
[07:45.68]You could put a mini - fridge over there and maybe some knock hockey.
[07:48.81]Knock hockey. Nice one,Big Mon.
[07:48.81]小型曲棍球 好样的 来一个
[07:51.61]I meant New Jersey in general,not this basement.
[07:54.93]She wants me to move here? I don't get it. We discussed this months ago.
[07:54.93]她想让我搬来? 我糊涂了 几个月前我们谈过
[07:59.21]So I was thinking after the wedding,you and Lucy could move in here.
[08:06.03]Yeah,she could play out on the fire escape,
[08:08.38]maybe make friends with that guy who sleeps on that couch in the alley,
[08:11.46]ride her bike up and down Broadway.
[08:13.39]It's a great idea,Ted.
[08:17.62]I don't understand why you'd want to live in New Jersey
[08:20.53]when you have a chance to live in Manhattan?
[08:22.75]I thought having a rent-controlled apartment on the Upper West Side
[08:24.76]was half the reason she agreed to marry me.
[08:26.63]Really,I thought it was the whole reason. What is up?
[08:26.63]是吗 我以为是全部原因呢? 这个不错吧
[08:30.90]Robin,hey! Looking good.
[08:30.90]Robin 嘿! 看起来不错哦
[08:33.67]Bump the Barnacle.
[08:35.07]Stella already told me not to.
[08:37.01]How was your first day?
[08:38.06]- It wasn't. - What?
[08:38.06]- 不是 - 什么?
[08:39.56]It wasn't my first day.
[08:41.01]I showed up and there were 20 other people.
[08:43.11]It turns out,I didn't actually get the job.
[08:44.94]I only got an audition.
[08:46.60]What,how did that happen?
[08:47.68]I don't know. Because he told me that I got it.
[08:50.15]I got it? I got it!
[08:53.21]And just to be clear,when I say "you got it," I mean an audition.
[08:53.21]得说清楚 我说"你成功了" 指的是试镜机会
[08:58.62]You got an audition.
[09:00.31]I don't want there to be any confusion. You have an audition only.
[09:04.96]Not the job.
[09:07.71]Thank you! Thank you!
[09:09.92]Okay,I'm going to call and beg Joel to give me my job back.
[09:09.92]好了 我现在要给Joel打电话 让我回去
[09:12.55]- No! - You hated that job.
[09:12.55]- 别! - 你讨厌那份工作
[09:14.63]I don't know,it wasn't so bad.
[09:16.14]Robin,what did they make you call Tropical Storm Hector when it was raining cats and dogs?
[09:16.14]Robin 外面下着磅礴大雨的时候 他们让你管热带风暴叫啥?
[09:22.75]Hey,Ted. Rock me like a furricane.
[09:22.75]嘿 Ted 像"热风雨"一样震撼我
[09:29.57]Okay,yeah,it sucks,but what can I do?
[09:29.57]OK 是的 糟透了 可我能怎么办?
[09:31.63]I mean,I'm not going to get that other job.
[09:33.41]You guys should have seen the other women at this audition.
[09:35.59]They all had more experience than me,were more ethnic than me.
[09:38.95]There was an African-American chick with blue eyes,how can I compete with that?
[09:44.90]No,you can compete with anyone.
[09:46.85]You're Robin Scherbatsky.
[09:48.50]Confident. Strong. Tall.
[09:48.50]自信 强硬 高挑
[09:50.73]With crazy long legs that look great in shorts.
[09:53.65]I'm calling Joel.
[09:54.82]No,Robin,if you call him right now,you will hate yourself.
[09:54.82]不 Robin 如果你现在给他打电话 你会后悔的
[09:58.39]Look,I have slept with lots of women who afterwards told me off and stormed out.
[09:58.39]听着 我跟很多女人睡过 之后有些人会消失
[10:03.15]And sometimes they'd pick up the phone and they'd call me and then we'd hook up again.
[10:08.04]And when we were finished,I could see that look on their faces,
[10:11.07]that look that says they hate themselves and they wish they'd never called.
[10:16.27]But if you could see that look...
[10:17.98]Actually,you can see that look,there's a video. www-dot...
[10:17.98]实际上 你能看到 有个视频 在www.....
[10:21.15]No! Stop,okay? I won't call.
[10:21.15]别说了! 好了! 我不打就是
[10:24.43]Don't drink the beer!
[10:25.49]I just remembered when I bought it.
[10:26.89]It was right before I got pregnant with Lucy.
[10:28.90]Ted,would you mind running to PriceCo and picking some up?
[10:31.61]Oh,and while you're there,maybe you could sign up for a card.
[10:33.49]I mean,you'll probably end up going there all the time.
[10:38.84]That's the look.
[10:42.75]I can't move here. I hate it here. I would kill myself.
[10:42.75]我不能搬来这里 我讨厌这 我会自杀的
[10:46.46]Maybe New Jersey's not that bad. Stella has a lawn.
[10:49.91]You could get a riding lawn mower. They sell them over there.
[10:52.68]I saw one with a cup holder.
[10:54.41]I saw a recliner with a built-in cup holder.
[10:56.94]I even saw a hammock with a cup holder.
[10:58.70]You live in New Jersey,you never have to hold a cup again.
[11:01.27]I don't think I have as big a problem holding cups as you do.
[11:04.25]I will give you $100 to fist pump me.
[11:11.87]Just put it down,Barney.
[11:13.45]Your arm must be killing you by now.
[11:20.55]Look,you'll be right across the river. You'll be in New York all the time.
[11:20.55]瞧 你只是刚好在河对岸 你随时能到纽约的
[11:23.11]- Oh,yeah? - Yeah.
[11:23.11]- 真的么? - 真的
[11:26.27]You guys are from New York,right?
[11:27.58]Yeah,we moved here from Manhattan.
[11:28.99]Do you ever get into the city?
[11:30.61]All the time.
[11:31.57]See? All the time.
[11:32.86]When was the last time you were there?
[11:34.33]We just had dinner at O'Rourke's.
[11:36.29]That's been closed for six years.
[11:38.42]It has been awhile.
[11:40.11]Funny,we don't miss it.
[11:41.48]Well,I guess we're New Jersey-ians now.
[11:43.83]亲爱的 瞧 狗狗T恤
[11:48.02]I can't do it.
[11:48.74]I'm just going to tell Stella she and Lucy have to move into the city and that's that.
[11:52.95]MARSHALL: Okay,what do you guys think?
[11:54.94]Beagle or Boston terrier?
[12:00.95]Are those tears?
[12:04.15]They're awesome... manly pain tears. They're not emotional.
[12:09.69]Okay,they're a little bit emotional.
[12:18.46]Hey,Shirley,it's Robin calling for Joel.
[12:18.46]嘿 Shirley 我是Robin 要找Joel
[12:20.93]Robin,hang up the phone. Don't do this.
[12:20.93]Robin 挂掉电话 别这样
[12:24.37]- If you don't hang up right now... - Stop.
[12:24.37]- 如果你现在不挂电话... - 别说了
[12:26.97]嘿 Joel 我是Robin
[12:29.19]So Madam Butterfly wants to come back to the cocoon.
[12:32.87]Yeah,look,I'm sorry I said all that stuff.
[12:32.87]听着 说了那样的话 我很抱歉
[12:35.15]Well,you can stick your sorries in your sock drawer,'cause you've already been replaced.
[12:38.93]I've got Brian in makeup and he couldn't be more excited.
[12:42.39]I can't do this. I can't do this.
[12:45.10]Uh,okay,look,as much as I want to see college boy here wet himself on camera,
[12:45.10]好吧 我可不想见到一个大学生 在镜头前汗流浃背
[12:49.70]if you can get here in time to read the 11:00 news,you can have your old job back.
[12:54.18]Okay,I have a half hour to make it to the studio.
[12:56.91]There's no way you can make it to the city in a half hour.
[12:59.22]Robin,don't do this.
[13:00.29]I know it's scary to bet on yourself,but if you don't,nobody else will.
[13:00.29]我知道自己赌一把很让人害怕 但如果你不赌 没人会为你赌
[13:03.64]And I'm not just saying that to get a fist bump.
[13:05.47]Although,come on,a fist bump would be great. But I really mean it.
[13:07.95]I am betting on myself.
[13:09.13]I am betting that I can make it there by 11:00.
[13:27.80]Hey,did you get the beer?
[13:29.03]Yeah,I got 144-pack.
[13:31.31]The rest is in the trunk.
[13:33.15]And did you sign up for the membership?
[13:37.69]There was a line for the photos... my hair's a mess...
[13:40.12]I don't want to move to New Jersey.
[13:43.83]I can't do it.
[13:44.62]And I can't see any reason why you and Lucy shouldn't move to New York.
[13:48.40]Well,my daughter goes to school here.
[13:50.30]All of her friends are here.
[13:51.57]I've lived here my whole life. My whole family is here.
[13:53.71]This is my house. I'm on the PTA.
[13:55.46]And as of June 1,I'm the deputy mayor.
[13:59.87]Yes,but my apartment is really close to the subway.
[14:05.03]Ted,we're not moving,end of discussion.
[14:05.03]Ted 我们不会搬的 讨论结束
[14:07.87]How can it be end of discussion if there's never been a discussion?
[14:11.05]This is part of being a parent. I can't just uproot Lucy.
[14:13.92]People with kids move all the time.
[14:15.88]I think it would be really great for Lucy to grow up in the greatest city in the world.
[14:15.88]我想对Lucy来说 在世界数一数二的 大城市里成长再好不过
[14:19.73]Oh,here we go-- New York's the greatest city in the whole wide world.
[14:22.46]It's where dreams come true and pigeon poop tastes like tapioca.
[14:25.42]Want to know a little secret,Ted?
[14:26.95]New Jersey is better than New York.
[14:30.37]Better than... You think... I...
[14:33.71]The Empire State Buil...
[14:35.86]H and H Bage...
[14:37.61]Lincoln Ce... Zabar's... Papaya King.
[14:37.61]林肯中心... 休闲酒吧... 木瓜大王热狗店
[14:41.91]New York is the intellectual and cultural hub of the planet.
[14:45.56]New York is full of weirdoes,and snobs and mean people.
[14:49.24]Ted,do you know that once,an old lady actually called me a bitch and threw a cat in my face?
[14:49.24]Ted 知道有次一个老妇人骂我婊子 还把猫扔我脸上吗?
[14:53.53]And you want to know if that happened in New Jersey?
[14:55.42]Uh-uh,86th and Lex,right in front of your beloved little Papaya King.
[14:55.42]没有 Lex大街86号 刚好发生在 你最爱的木瓜大王热狗店门前
[14:59.46]Ted,people are nice in New Jersey.
[15:02.29]I mean it's the kind of place where you know your neighbors.
[15:04.48]Hey,I know my neighbors.
[15:06.52]Oh,yeah? Like who?
[15:07.84]Right across the hall,I got...
[15:09.68]Clax... pa... mon...
[15:09.68]Clax... pa... mon...
[15:12.57]His name is Paxton.
[15:14.15]Love that dude.
[15:16.80]Sorry,in a hurry. Got to get to the front. Got to get off first.
[15:16.80]抱歉 赶时间 要到前面去 请让开
[15:19.86]Whoa,don't run over Matisse.
[15:22.10]Okay,so this is crazy.
[15:23.73]You can't actually think that New Jersey is better than New York.
[15:27.73]New York has Broadway. We win right there.
[15:30.15]Oh,no,she did not. Knuckle up for safety.
[15:30.15]不 她没有 碰一下以策安全
[15:34.24]We have Atlantic City.
[15:35.37]Can't beat the A.C. Pretty please? No one has to know.
[15:35.37]无法超越的大西洋城 靓女碰下吧 没人知道的
[15:39.01]New York has Greenwich Village.
[15:40.30]New Jersey has The Shore.
[15:43.03]Oscar-winning chronicler of urban neuroses. Bump it!
[15:49.24]He's from Hoboken... New Jersey.
[15:51.25]Yeah,but what city is he singing about?
[15:53.54]It's not "Secaucus,Secaucus."
[16:03.45]Now you kids can either believe this or not,
[16:06.20]but this is how your Aunt Robin swears it happened.
[16:15.35]Look,Stella,I understand that coming from New Jersey you don't picture yourself loving New York,
[16:15.35]听着 Stella 我明白从新泽西来的你 无法想象自己会热爱纽约
[16:21.51]but trust me,Marshall didn't expect to,and now he wouldn't think of living anywhere else.
[16:21.51]但请相信我 Marshall一开始也不相信 但现在他都不愿意住在别处
[16:26.68]I hate New York!
[16:29.01]I'm sorry,but it's true.
[16:30.81]Okay,today I was walking around PriceCo.
[16:32.95]Have you ever been there? It's huge.
[16:34.83]All the stores in New York are so cramped.
[16:36.54]Every time I turn,I knock something over.
[16:38.43]I'm like some huge monster that came out of the ocean to destroy bodegas.
[16:42.37]But,Marshall,you love New York.
[16:43.71]Yeah,I do,except that I hate it.
[16:46.52]I'm too big for New York,okay?
[16:48.89]I'm always trying to fit into cramped little subway seats
[16:51.22]or duck under doorways that were built 150 years ago.
[16:53.83]Hey,guess what? People are bigger now. Build bigger doorways.
[16:53.83]知道吗 现在人们块头都大了 弄个大点的门
[16:56.70]What the hell is the matter with you?
[16:58.01]Small city,big man-- give it up.
[16:58.01]小城市 大块头-- 来一下
[17:00.02]And it's so loud,all the time.
[17:02.76]Yes,it's the city that never sleeps.
[17:04.14]Well,guess what,I like to sleep.
[17:06.34]I've been tired for eight years.
[17:08.54]Tired and scared with black and blue marks on my elbows from trying to fit through all these tiny elf doorways.
[17:13.96]New Jersey's great.
[17:15.61]It's got huge stores,and lawns and you never have to carry a cup again.
[17:15.61]大商店 草坪 而且还不用自己举杯子
[17:20.52]Not for the rest of your life.
[17:22.67]I'm not afraid to say it-- I love New Jersey.
[17:28.92]I'm just kidding.
[17:34.82]I get it,okay?
[17:37.10]I see what you're saying.
[17:42.32]we could live in Brooklyn.
[17:45.46]You know what,Ted...
[17:47.52]live wherever you want. I don't care.
[17:58.12]Awkward silence. Tap it.
[18:12.56]Oh,hey,Lucy. What are you doing up?
[18:12.56]嘿 Lucy 起来干嘛
[18:14.97]There was some loud noises in the basement.
[18:17.53]Sorry about that.
[18:19.21]Why don't you got back to bed,sweetie.
[18:20.44]I can't go to sleep without a story.
[18:22.88]- Okay,I'll just get your mom... - Why don't you read it to me?
[18:22.88]- 好 我去给你找妈妈... - 你能念给我听吗
[18:29.08]* You know she thrills me with all her charms *
[18:35.05]* When I'm wrapped up in my baby's arms *
[18:40.74]* My little girl gives me everything *
[18:46.67]* When I'm walking down the street with you *
[18:52.02]* Sing sha-la-la,la-la-la-la Sha-la-la-la...*
[18:59.18]I'm moving here.
[19:02.71]- Really? - Really.
[19:02.71]- 真的吗? - 真的
[19:06.02]New Jersey wins.
[19:42.96]Good evening,New York.
[19:44.26]Hey,look,she made it.
[19:46.60]Our top story tonight-- the newborn panda at the Central Park Zoo got its first tooth today.
[19:46.60]今晚的头条是 在中央动物园出生的 熊猫宝宝刚长出了第一颗牙
[19:51.66]I guess that makes her a...
[19:57.07]Molar bear. Molar bear.
[20:02.52]You know what? I really am done.
[20:05.73]Good night,New York.
[20:12.18]Wow,she really quit.
[20:14.37]You think we had anything to do with that?
[20:16.83]Yeah,I think we did.
[20:23.52]Oh,my God! Thank you!
[20:28.69]Oh,that was killing my arm.
[20:31.32]My arm hasn't been this sore since I was 13 years old and figured out how to lock a bathroom.
[20:47.73]Well,I officially didn't get that job.
[20:50.35]I'm so sorry.
[20:51.48]That's okay. They,um,they offered me another one.
[20:54.74]Hey,that's great. What are you going to be doing?
[20:57.01]Foreign correspondent. I'm,uh...
[20:59.97]moving to Japan.
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