Hiya, buddy. how long - eight years
since I last clapped eyes on you?
This is my friend, John Watson.
Grab a pew.
Do you need anything, coffee, water?
No. We're all sorted here, thanks.
So you're doing well. You've been abroad a lot.
Flying all the way around the world twice in a month.
Right. You're doing that thing.
We were at uni together,
and this guy here had a trick he used to do.
It's not a trick.
He could look at you and tell you your whole life story.
Yes, I've seen him do it.
Put the wind up everybody, we hated him.
We'd come down to breakfast in the formal hall,
and this freak would know you'd been shagging the previous night.
I simply observed.
Go on, enlighten me.
Two trips a month, flying all the way around the world,
How could you tell?
Are you going to tell me there's a stain on my tie,
from some special kind of ketchup you can only buy in Manhattan?
Is it the mud on my shoes?
I wasjustchatting with your secretary outside.
She told me.