艾伦脱口秀46 小猫的尖牙

Oh,betty. That's a horrible picture.

哦 betty 这照片很吓人

What is the name of that cut dog? Betty.

这个家伙叫什么 Betty

Betty? yes?

betty吗 是的

Oh my god. is it a Yorkie? it's, yes.

天哪 它是只约克夏 是啊

And then this is your kitten. That's Millie bubu.

这个是你家的猫咪 Millie的宝贝

And millie was how old when you rescued her?

你在它多大的时候救了它

She was ah... three or four weeks old.

大概在它三四周的时候

Wow,that's young to get a kitten. she was a baby.

哇 那很小 她还是只小猫

Well,they told me she was older but she wasn't.

他们跟我说她年龄更大一些 可是却不是

You're not supposed to be able to get them until they're

你本不应该在它们还没长大到能够

like you know, healthy.

确认是否健康就领养

But ah... she was sick so I ... right.

但是因为她生病了 所以 哦

Give her all her medicine. oh, I mean...

给她需要的药 哦 我是说

Look, my baby ,my baby.

看看 我的宝贝

Have you ever had a kitten before?

你在此之前养过小猫吗

Ah, I fostered a few kittens. oh.

养过几只 哦

There's nothing cuter than a kitten.

没有比小猫更可爱的了

I mean... nothing.

我是说 还真没有

They are hilarious, aren't they?

它们超好笑的 是不

Yeah,they're the funniest...

是啊 它们最好玩的

She is...she still does that, she's six months now.

她已经六个月大了 现在还会那样

but I fostered like a pair of kittens I got adopted.

是啊 我领养过一对小猫

And it was like one of the the hardest saddest things to let them go.

放他们走是最最悲伤艰难的事了

To let them go. yeah, but it's good now.

恩 不过现在好多了

They can climb anything and get in things.

什么都能往上爬 试图钻进任何东西

That's the thing about kittens. and they got little knife teeth.

猫星人都这样 而且还长着小尖牙

Yes, and when they're teething like that

是的 如果真咬下去

I mean, your hand is just gone.

你的手就危险了

Well,so puppies ,too.

小狗也一样

They have little sharp teeth like that.yeah.

他们也有小尖牙

And your dog is a Yokie or no. it is ,yeah,yeah.

你的狗是约克夏 是的

So what are these apps that you do?

来聊聊你那个app吧

This is an app that we discovered

这是我们发现的一个应用

That we love to send photos back and forth with this app.

平时用它来交流彼此的宠物照

It's called My Talking Pet.

叫做 我的宠物会说话

Okay, let's see.

好的 我们来看看