艾伦脱口秀53:唤醒本能和兽性
It's time for the segment we call "It's A Jungle In The Amazon"Sorry.Brings out the animal in me.
好了 现在是我们进入"亚马逊丛林" 版块的时间了 不好意思了啦 唤醒了本能和兽性
Alright, this is a segment we show you real products exist on Amazon.
下面这一部分呢 我们将为各位呈现亚马逊网出售的产品
Even though they probably should not.
其实有些他们根本不应该出售
This is a product called the "AutoExec Wheelmate Work Surface Tray".
其中一个叫做"自动方向盘工作板"
It's a desk that attaches to your steering wheel.
其实就是一张卡在方向盘上的小桌子
You know it's a great place to write to your loved ones.
想想用它给你亲爱的写信告诉他
You just caused a terrible accident.
你刚刚造成了一场严重的车祸
This is a book I found on amazon is called "Dancing With Cats".
下面是亚马逊上卖的一本书 叫做"与猫共舞"
And I think that you can't have enough caffe... the cat books.
我想你一定非常喜欢咖啡因……猫书
This is a woman right here and she's dancing with two cats.
看看这位女性 与俩猫共舞
She was born to do that, wasn't she?
她真有天赋啊 对吧
Here's a man dancing with a cat.Here's the thing.
这是一大叔与猫共舞 是这样的
Every time I tried to defend a cat owner.
每次我试图为猫主人辩护
They turn around and do somethings like this to me.
他们就会做这样的事来打我脸
How can I defend cats.Here's another way.
让我怎么替猫说话呢 来说说另一样东西
I had no idea this book existed.
我不知道这本书的存在
It's the "Ellen DeGeneres Coloring Book" By Jack Anthony.
这本书叫 "艾伦·德杰尼勒斯的填色薄" 作者是杰克·安东尼
I don't know you Jack Anthony.
杰克·安东尼 我不认识你
But I feel like we'll be speaking through lawyers soon.
但我觉得我们很快就会通过律师聊聊了
If you see a product online, you think I should see.
如果你在网上看到某个商品 觉得我应该看看
Please send it to me.We will be back after this.
请发给我 我们马上回来
