LEONARD:So, wait, what have you been doing for the past six months?
Raj:You know, checking e-mail, updating my facebook status, messing up wikipedia entries.
Hey, did you know Netflix lets you stream movies on your computer now?
Sheldon:And you've continued to take the university's money under false pretences?
Highly unethical for an astrophysicist.
Although practically mandatory for a pirate.
Raj:I don't want to go back to India.
It's hot and loud, and there's so many people.
You have no idea, they're everywhere.
Howard:Okay, guys, think, how do we keep Raj in the country?
Penny:Why doesn't he just get another job?
Howard:What are you asking me for? I don't know if you can talk now or not.
Raj:Oh, beef, I'm going to miss you so much.
Do you know, at the Mumbai McDonald's, you can't get a Big Mac?
All you can get is a Chicken Maharaja Mac.
And the special sauce, curry, which, in India, believe you me, is really not that special.
Leonard:Don't worry, you'll find another job.
Raj:Yeah let me start practicing for it. Do you want fries with that Maharaja Mac?”