Uh, you have your choice
Bloody mary, screwdriver?
Brunch in a bottle.
Come on, Ric. I can't drink all this by myself.
来嘛， Ric ，我不能自己把这些喝光嘛。
I mean, I can, but then
somebody's getting naked.
I can't believe you're making me drinking alone.
It's the eve of Klausageddon.
You're doing homework?
This may come as a shock,
but I am not here to hang out with you.
I'm here to see Jeremy, who is an hour late for his shift.
Kids today. Where are their values?
That's his midterm paper.
Copied it straight off the internet.
Didn't even try to hide it.
Somebody's getting grounded.
Waiter: Did you say you were waiting for Jeremy
as in Jeremy Gilbert?
Waiter: Gilbert?He was fired last week.