Gabrielle:We got ties here, people! Designer ties, two for a dollar! Ooh, do you like those barbells? Make me an offer.
I'm feeling generous. Here's the customer I've been waiting for.
Customer:I'll give you $ 5 for this.
Gabrielle: Carlos, I see you got my flier.
Carlos: You're having a garage sale featuring menswear and sporting equipment.
Gabrielle:I need cash, and you don't expect me to sell MY stuff, do you?
Carlos:Those are my good cuff links!
Those are my CDs! Oh, my God, This is my baby blanket. My mama knitted this!
Gabrielle:And it pains me to sell it.
It's just that my lawyer told me What you're offering for spousal support, And I can't get by on that.
Carlos:Hey, I am doing the best that I can.
I've got a few deals in the pipeline, But I'm not making near as much as I used to.
Gabrielle:So I should be punished?
Attention, shoppers, for the next minutes, free golf club with every purchase!
Carlos:Gaby, I'm trying to be civil,
But if you don't knock it off right now, I swear, the gloves are coming off.
Gabrielle:Oh, honey, the gloves aren't just off... They're 70 % off! Get your cashmere gloves!