再有人说你胖，你就这么回击Ta!

1. Eat your rice?

吃你家大米了?　　

2. Fat is temporary caloric imbalance, but ugly is a permanent genetic malfunction.

胖只是暂时的，而丑却是一辈子的。

3. The only reason I'm fat is because a tiny body couln't store all this personality.

因为太较小的身躯容不下我强大的人格魅力。

4. That would hurt me if I actually cared about your opinion.

如果我真的那么在乎你的看法，我早就气死了。

5. Decades later still have to jump public square dancing.

几十年后还是要一起跳广场舞。

6. If calling me fat can help you feel better about your pathetic life then go ahead. Glad I could help!

如果我的肥胖能让你的悲惨生活好过一点，那我很乐意帮忙!

7. Dog's favourite food is bone.

喜欢骨头的，是狗。

8. No way, I have the money I will eat.

没办法,有钱就是舍得吃。

Vocabulary：

caloric [kə'lɔrɪk]：热量的

malfunction：故障，不起作用

pathetic：可怜的，悲哀的