“我不吃,因为...”孩子们挑食的借口,太奇葩了!

2017-08-17 08:34:52  每日学英语

  现在的小盆友们,古灵精怪、调皮捣蛋,总会做一些让人哭笑不得的事。你知道“熊孩纸”挑食都用什么理由吗?下面小编就列举一些外国“熊孩子”挑食的借口,一起来看看吧~

  
1. "I can't eat this because I farted on it and now it's a fart muffin."

  “我不能吃,因为我在上面放屁了,它现在是“屁”松饼了。”

  

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2. "I can't eat this carrot because it has legs!"

  我不能吃这个萝卜,它都长腿了!

  

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3. "I can't eat it because a mouse already had some!"

  我不吃,老鼠都吃过了!

  

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4. "It looks like a stocking and I want to hang it by the fireplace."

  它看起来像个袜子,我想把它挂在壁炉上。

  

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5. "I can't eat the pizza because it's cut into squares and square pizza is too fancy!"

  我不能吃披萨,因为它们被切成方形,方形的披萨真的太棒了!

  

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6. "I can't eat it because a lion touched it!"

  我不吃,因为“狮子”已经动过了!

  

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7. I can't eat it because it looks like a booty!"

  我不吃,它看起来像屁股!

  

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8. Through tears: "I can't eat it because it's too beautiful!"

  流着眼泪说:“它太美了,我实在不忍心吃!”

  

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9. "I can't eat those carrots because you put lotion on them!"

  我不吃这些胡萝卜,你在上面放了乳液!

  

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10. "I can't eat it because it's too grilled!"

  我不想吃,烤得太过了!

  

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11. "I don't want it because there's ice on my popsicle!"

  我不想吃,我的冰棍儿上有冰!

  

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12. "I don't want to eat it because it tastes like nail polish smells!"

  我不想吃,尝起来像指甲油!

  

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13. "I can't eat the dumpling because — eww! — it has toes!"

  我不想吃饺子,因为...呃!它还有脚趾!

  

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14. "I can't eat those because shells go in the ocean!"

  我不吃这些,因为贝壳应该回归海洋的怀抱的!

  

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15. "I can't eat that bacon because it looks like shrimp!"

  我不想吃这块培根,因为它特像虾!

  

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16. "I can't eat it because the ice cream is melting and the gummy bears are drowning!"

  我不想吃,因为冰淇淋融化了,小熊糖就淹死了!

  

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小伙伴们,你还见过哪些让你哭笑不得的熊孩子吗?欢迎留言呦~

 

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