摆盘吐槽：连槽都给我准备好了就不能给个盘子吗？

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Why use a clothesline when you can just use a plate?

明明有盘子为什么要用晾衣绳?

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Why use an iPad with an image of a plate when you can just use a plate?

明明有盘子为什么要用放着盘子图片的ipad?

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Why use a toilet when you can just use a plate?

明明有盘子为什么要用马桶?

Julie Vis@JulieVis

Okay it’s been almost 6 months I think I’m ready to talk about it....I was served food on (in?) a...urinal??? In Cuba

嗯，事情过去六个月了，我想已经可以开口提这个事儿了...我点的餐，居然放在一个小便器里???在古巴

10:15 AM - Jan 7, 2018

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Why use a shoe made of gelatin when you can just use a plate?

明明有盘子为什么要用明胶做的鞋?

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Why use a twig in a rock with a hole drilled in it when you can just use a plate?

明明有盘子为什么要用树枝插在一个石头孔里?

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Why use a magnetically levitating pillow when you can just use a plate?

明明有盘子为什么要用磁悬浮枕头?

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Why use a sandbox when you can just use a plate?

明明有盘子为什么要用沙盒?

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Why use this thing that looks like a hoverboard when you can just use a plate?

明明有盘子为什么要用这个看起来像平衡车的东西?

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Why use a glass chalice when you can just use a plate?

明明有盘子为什么要用玻璃酒杯?

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Why use a bookshelf when you can just use a plate?

明明有盘子为什么要用书架?

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Why use a crushed beer can on a dirty ashtray when you can just use a plate?

明明有盘子为什么用放在脏烟灰上的烂啤酒罐?

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Why use a log when you can just use a plate?

明明有盘子为什么要用木头?

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Why use a tiny golden chair when you can just use a plate?

明明有盘子为什么要用一个迷你金椅子?

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Why use this giraffe statuette when you can just use a plate?

明明有盘子为什么要用一个长颈鹿雕像呢?

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Why use a toolbox when you can just use a plate?

明明有盘子为什么要用一个工具盒呢?

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Why use a metal hook when you can just use a plate?

明明有盘子为什么要用一个金属挂钩呢?

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Why use an iron when you can just use a plate?

明明有盘子为什么要用一块铁呢?

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Why use a sink when you can just use a plate?

明明有盘子为什么要用水槽呢?

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Why use a mousetrap on a plate when you could've just used the plate?

为什么要用放在盘子上的捕鼠器而不能就用个盘子吗?

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Why use a shovel when you can just use a plate?

明明有盘子为什么要用铁铲呢?

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And finally, why use nothing when you can just use a plate?

最后!明明有盘子为什么你就是啥也不用呢?